Official Sam pepper quotes thread

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

to Jo "maybe you should have been more of a cougar than a nanny goat.." spot on yet again. he speaks for us :joker:

[smudgie]

He is so funny, without being nasty he tells the truth.
Sam for the win.:dance:

[Welovebigbro]

to Jo "maybe you should have been more of a cougar than a nanny goat.." spot on yet again. he speaks for us :joker:



PMSL at that so fooking funny !!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

another one tonight

"forget fight night this is armageddon"

[astrozombiee]

To Dave -"Dave - the home of witty banter"
On Jo - "She's like a trip to Cadburry World without the chocolate"
In the horse task - "How are you enjoying being near my rear end, Corin?"

[xJadee]

haha I'm in love with this post! We need more quotes (:

[eviled2010]

To Andrew: "Your near First"....brilliant put down to anyone who has gone through University exams...especially to a so called "genius" like Andrew.

[Kate!]

started a thread on this over a week ago, got a few posts, then fizzled out. lets keep this one going, there are some great Sam quotes.

my fave two so far....

to John James - "you know where the fire door is"

and

to Dave - " not handling this very well are you Dave?" about eviction night.

:joker::joker:

[blackonyc]

not only did Sam say-
Jo should have acted more like a cougar than a nanny goat- he ended it with...
'lot's of love' :)

[luminoussun]

JJ"sam?" Sam "what?" JJ "shut up" Sam "jj?" JJ "what?" Sam "your a *****!"

[manutd1980]

We all know sam is a favourite to win big brother, however we all know sam will have his haters out there!!
My arguement is we have an awfull habit in this country to evict the best house mates early, sam will not be saved on friday if we just vote one person to evicted we have to vote for four people coz four people are going.
We must vote john james, steve ,dave and mario and maybe that way our sammy boy will have a chance in the final!!!!!!!!

[Patrick]

Davina: Let's take a look at some of the messages from your fellow housemates.
Rachel: Okay :)
Sam: Rachel, if you're watching this it mean's you've been evicted.. You never really stood much of a chance, really.


:laugh2:

[luminoussun]

sam:It should be against the law for you to wear a bikini josie.

[Braden]

I thought he was such a little bitch when he his message for Jo was played, I wanted to strangle him.

[Mystic Mock]

sam..im a 2 year old ****.

class quote.

[bigbrothermaniac008]

Sam is by far the most entertaing and funniest housemate. But I seriously fear that he will be evicted friday. Although he has a huge fan base there as still some who really want him out!

[astrozombiee]

This isn't quite a quote, but I LOVE Sam's "C'Est La Vie" tattoo on his chest. It's FITT!
Ohh, there was just a new quote - "Go on Mario, you got three mouthfuls, well done!"
what a thing to say to mario :L No disrespect intended.

[reece(:]

release the cougar!

[chuff me dizzy]

Peed myself when he told Dave he will walk in the wind with his daughter !! then when the daft chuff was in the pool in the shower cap !!!! amazing hm8

[chuff me dizzy]

Sam is by far the most entertaing and funniest housemate. But I seriously fear that he will be evicted friday. Although he has a huge fan base there as still some who really want him out!

ive never heard anyone say they want him out ,everyone i talk to loves him

[astrozombiee]

Yeah, when Dave said youre in here because of the young girlies' vote, Mr Pepper
and Sam said, your daughter's keeping me in
and Dave was like, fair 'nuff.

Only my mum and granddad are the people I know whoo hate Sam, me my grandad & bestfriend J'ADORE HIM ♥

[crocs]

my fave two so far....

to John James - "you know where the fire door is"

Sam also continued: "So get your high heels on and walk out."

Sam was also accused of having been watching the live feed before he came to the house. So he said: "I'm not watching a bunch of sad ******s sitting in a house."

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

the other day dave was being his arrogant self again going on about how people were chanting his name and how they booed sam. Sam stumbled him with one line "yeah but I know what they really think of you."
Brilliant!

[crocs]

Sam after dancing and showing off his great moves: "Finally those dance lessons paid off."

[Kaaarenn!]

On Jo - "She's like a trip to Cadburry World without the chocolate"

Haha :laugh: That one is quite funny lol :laugh:

[NettoSuperstar!]

Funny isnt it all his supposedly funny quotes are all put downs and sarcastic and insulting remarks about other people? Why on earth is he favourite?

[crocs]

Funny isnt it all his supposedly funny quotes are all put downs and sarcastic and insulting remarks about other people? Why on earth is he favourite?

I happen to love sarcasm. Are you telling me it's wrong?

[umad]

Funny isnt it all his supposedly funny quotes are all put downs and sarcastic and insulting remarks about other people? Why on earth is he favourite?

Josie's quotes, judging by your signature, are about the food she devours on a daily basis.

I prefer Sam's.

[astrozombiee]

I loved when they had to evacuate the house and Sam was all, "Its a magical adventurre!"
Netto Superstar, they all TRY to give as good as they get. Dave tends to try to go behind back's and sway opinions tho, Josie says something relating them to food she doesn't like and says they can't enter Bristol, and Corin's repsonses are usually "Oh my God the flaming d***head!" at nano-speed times thousand
[:

[astrozombiee]

"That is SO trippy!" on the Bob Righter thing :L

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"i think the house would be pretty boring if i was evicted!"
um hum!