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Hope-x
19-08-2010, 11:03 PM
:bawling:

haha what an idiot. He's a spoilt little boy!

Peter Plunker
19-08-2010, 11:05 PM
My tears were genuine.


Tears of laughter.

brian3
19-08-2010, 11:06 PM
the guy is a *****

Saph
19-08-2010, 11:07 PM
He thinks he has us fooled lol

Mystic Mock
19-08-2010, 11:09 PM
that was class tv.:joker:

smudgie
19-08-2010, 11:16 PM
Mammy, mammy, some boy is gong to shout at me. I need my nappy changing.:joker:

This is what he should have said.

calyman
19-08-2010, 11:21 PM
(Falsetto whisper) You don't know how I feel, you don't know...........Has Nathan said I can stay in the House?

Crab eyes is one creepy woman hating cowardly mummy's boy

:eek:

Stacey.
19-08-2010, 11:21 PM
It was cute though. I felt really sorry for him.

fingers
19-08-2010, 11:23 PM
It was cute though. I felt really sorry for him.

How many times has he got his own way by weeping in the DR?

CaudleHalbard
19-08-2010, 11:23 PM
Mammy, mammy, some boy is gong to shout at me. I need my nappy changing.:joker:

This is what he should have said.

Well he didn't use those words but that was the implication!

What an object of ridicule JJ1's going to be when he returns home - I don't think Aussie men have a high opinion of total wimps! ;)

flamingGalah!
19-08-2010, 11:24 PM
It was cute though. I felt really sorry for him.

Oh FFS!! How on earth can you feel sorry for him?!??? It was his bloody fault!! He took delight in the fact that he nearly reduced Rachael to tears & as soon as he found out Nathan was seeing her he bricked it!! What a pathetic, cowardly little pussy!!

Come on Stacey, he isn't a man, he is a woman hating wimp!!

Pink Pegasus
19-08-2010, 11:30 PM
How many times has he got his own way by weeping in the DR?

Exactly. I always felt sorry for him every time he cried after a row with Josie, thought he was very sensitive and couldn't help it and would feel bad for him.
Tonight though I don't feel one ounce of sympathy for him. He acted appallingly towards Rachel, and Corin was right in what she said. He did come in bragging to the other housemates about nearly making Rachel cry, and he WAS really proud of what he had said.
Corin was spot on when she said "would John James be sorry if Rachel wasn't going out with Nathan? Would he fck, to quote him, he wouldn't give a rip!"

He is not sorry for anything, he didn't even ask to speak to Rachel to apologise, but asked for Nathan. He's a fcking coward.

Hope-x
19-08-2010, 11:31 PM
It was cute though. I felt really sorry for him.

noooo stacey! i always liked him, but he's gone too far now

chauncey
19-08-2010, 11:34 PM
He is an utter joke. That was hilarious. How anyone can stil support that thing,i don't know.

After he saw rachael+ was bragging that he almost made her cry, what kind of a man thinks making a woman cry is something to be proud of? He is wrong in the head,he needs to be dropped off in the middle of the australian outback and he can go find his way back to his mummy then.

Stacey.
19-08-2010, 11:37 PM
Oh FFS!! How on earth can you feel sorry for him?!??? It was his bloody fault!! He took delight in the fact that he nearly reduced Rachael to tears & as soon as he found out Nathan was seeing her he bricked it!! What a pathetic, cowardly little pussy!!

Come on Stacey, he isn't a man, he is a woman hating wimp!!

noooo stacey! i always liked him, but he's gone too far now

I know! I shouldn't like him, I still sorta do though for some reason.

And I also know it was his fault, just seeing him crying made me love him again :(

roseric
19-08-2010, 11:43 PM
bet john james starts getting round corin cause shes friends with nathan

LaLaLand
19-08-2010, 11:44 PM
bet john james starts getting round corin cause shes friends with nathan

Won't make much difference now, he's practically already gone.

Lex
19-08-2010, 11:46 PM
It will be the remembered moment of BB11!!

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 07:54 AM
He was sooo shameful in the diary room.

It was ironic too..... "I'm 24. I can handle myself. I want my mommy. I'll run away!"

Make up your mind you coward. Can you handle yourself or do you want your mommy?

It was hysterical!!!!

Thanks for the laughs JJ.

Angus
20-08-2010, 08:10 AM
I know! I shouldn't like him, I still sorta do though for some reason.

And I also know it was his fault, just seeing him crying made me love him again :(


Just pray you never get involved with a controlling, misogynistic bully like the emotionally retarded JJ1.


"I'll run away" - :laugh3::laugh3::joker::joker:

I hope his mates have RECORDED everything he's said so they can play it back to him ad infinitum next time he steps out of line.

stoney
20-08-2010, 08:24 AM
:bawling::bawling::bawling:

comedy gold moment

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

JEJ
20-08-2010, 08:26 AM
I was going to post a thread with this title but you beat me to it!

He deserves everything he gets and I suspect (ribbing wise when he gets back home) it's going to be a lot. Methinks JJ1 is going to regret ever stepping foot through that door!

Barbie
20-08-2010, 08:47 AM
It did make me laugh when he said that!

crocs
20-08-2010, 08:57 AM
I hope his mates have RECORDED everything he's said so they can play it back to him ad infinitum next time he steps out of line.

If his mates are at all like him, they have. Remember, he's the one who said that he records conversation so he can catch people with their lies. He is the lowest of the low.

Jordan.
20-08-2010, 09:01 AM
He needs to get a grip, pathetic ****.

camertone
20-08-2010, 09:03 AM
lol.funny!
well.put,
well.said!

terryrow
20-08-2010, 09:32 AM
well he is used to 14 year old girls.

moghirl
20-08-2010, 10:03 AM
My tears were genuine.


Tears of laughter.

Me too .. I laughed out loud watching JJames sitting there in the Diary Room chair .. whinging .. what a wuss ..

" I'm a 24 year old man .. TELL ME WHERE MY MUM IS .. or I will run away "

Classic BB :joker:

Kaaarenn!
20-08-2010, 10:30 AM
He said "mum" not "mummy" :laugh:

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 10:33 AM
Please someone turn that scene into an animated gif.


It's definitely a top 5 diary room entry.

Jackie
20-08-2010, 11:11 AM
Pmsl he feels save with his mummy at his side he will probably go crying to her saying mummy their all picking on me dont worry dear i will sort them out for you heres some money go and get some sweets lol

Angus
20-08-2010, 11:24 AM
If his mates are at all like him, they have. Remember, he's the one who said that he records conversation so he can catch people with their lies. He is the lowest of the low.

That's exactly why I suggested it:hugesmile: No doubt JJ1, having had a sense of humour bypass, wouldn't see the funny side:joker:

Angus
20-08-2010, 11:30 AM
well he is used to 14 year old girls.

Well this is the demographic he appeals to after all - can't imagine any REAL woman being interested in this sorry excuse for a man. It's no coincidence he made a beeline for Dozy - it killed two birds with one stone, a) a mummy substitute on hand and b) an average girl grateful for any attention to have a crapmance with.

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 11:33 AM
Well this is the demographic he appeals to after all - can't imagine any REAL woman being interested in this sorry excuse for a man. It's no coincidence he made a beeline for Dozy - it killed two birds with one stone, a) a mummy substitute on hand and b) an average girl grateful for any attention to have a crapmance with.

Good point. She was an easy pawn to latch on to.

Malza
20-08-2010, 11:56 AM
He needs a custom shirt

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1946/09876zz.jpg

crocs
20-08-2010, 12:04 PM
That's exactly why I suggested it:hugesmile: No doubt JJ1, having had a sense of humour bypass, wouldn't see the funny side:joker:

Who could ever imagine that humour bypass would work so well? There are side effects though: hypocrisy, brain overload, not giving a rip, missing mum, tears, feeling like BB doesn't understand, ranting, big ego etc.

teresa57
20-08-2010, 01:02 PM
hahah that was classic:bawling:

astrozombiee
20-08-2010, 07:12 PM
"Just tell me where my mum is, or I'll find her anyway..."
God he had to seem so sinister and serious! I bet his mum's really angry at him anyway because she was on some show with Rachael or something.

Saph
20-08-2010, 07:17 PM
He said "mum" not "mummy" :laugh:

OOOOOH That changes everything!!! :bored:

Hope-x
20-08-2010, 11:29 PM
He said "mum" not "mummy" :laugh:

mate.. it was for effect :cool:

Foebane100
22-08-2010, 12:45 AM
Can see it now he would have packed his teddy and runaway but how would he cross the street with no one to hold his hand?

Zippy
22-08-2010, 01:01 AM
Just when you thought the cu nt couldnt possibly get more pathetic....he went and got more pathetic!

The most skin crawling BB HM ever IMHO. A total phoney and actually the biggest LIAR in the whole series. Lies lies lies is all he told when making excuses....yet his fans call him honest! Yeah right.

Tribal Spaceman
22-08-2010, 08:06 AM
He's a really nice guy! I spent a lot of time with him Friday night / Saturday morning. He needs to work on his temper because even when he's right (as he was about Rachael) people automatically side against him because he gets so irate.

He should look at Dave - he's anti-Gay, bigoted and has a massive ego, but got to the final! What a waste.

Shardlake
22-08-2010, 08:36 AM
:bawling:

haha what an idiot. He's a spoilt little boy!

You've put the thread title in quotation marks as if he said those words. He didn't though did he.

stoney
22-08-2010, 10:38 AM
He's a really nice guy! I spent a lot of time with him Friday night / Saturday morning. He needs to work on his temper because even when he's right (as he was about Rachael) people automatically side against him because he gets so irate.

He should look at Dave - he's anti-Gay, bigoted and has a massive ego, but got to the final! What a waste.


In what way was he "right" about racheal:conf:
John, the hypocrit, was the one that told the producers before going in the house that he would gladly do any of the gay mags naked, as long as he could photoshoot his willy, when he got out. So he had a go at Racheal for saying she would be prepared to do the likes of nutts( is that topless:conf:) when he had ALREADY planned to do full frontal as part of his BB experience:nono::nono: People automatically side against him because he is a lie-ing little cowardly toerag:bawling::bawling:

You say Dave is anti-gay:nono:, in what way has Dave shown any anti-ness towards his friend Mario :conf::conf:

red
22-08-2010, 10:42 AM
i LOL'ed :D

Kazanne
22-08-2010, 11:06 AM
He's a really nice guy! I spent a lot of time with him Friday night / Saturday morning. He needs to work on his temper because even when he's right (as he was about Rachael) people automatically side against him because he gets so irate.

He should look at Dave - he's anti-Gay, bigoted and has a massive ego, but got to the final! What a waste.

Well,he dont look so nice now on BBLB s******eing with Sam like two little schoolboys,as Corin is explaining why they got to her in the house,chewing his gum open mouthed like a true commoner.

skkc16
22-08-2010, 11:37 AM
Well,he dont look so nice now on BBLB s******eing with Sam like two little schoolboys,as Corin is explaining why they got to her in the house,chewing his gum open mouthed like a true commoner.

Exactly what i was thinking kazanne he even looked proud of himself and didn't show any remorse just sat there with his crab eyes chewing annoyingly, argh even when he's not in the house he still
does my head in, I usually come round to some HMs after they've been evicted but it's not happening with john james

moghirl
22-08-2010, 12:02 PM
He said "mum" not "mummy" :laugh:

That's true .. for the record JJames did say 'Mum' .. not Mummy .. but still .. it was absolutely hilarious .. 24 year old man ? .. nah, more like an immature adolescent.

ange7
22-08-2010, 12:31 PM
Just when you thought the cu nt couldnt possibly get more pathetic....he went and got more pathetic!

The most skin crawling BB HM ever IMHO. A total phoney and actually the biggest LIAR in the whole series. Lies lies lies is all he told when making excuses....yet his fans call him honest! Yeah right.

that john james is so honest. I loved how he told Corin how fake she was. He was right. He told Mario how desperate he was... correct again. He told Rach that she would do Nutz.... she said no way, yet she did. He told Dave his "glory" bs was....bs.
Hms don't like honesty... nor do their fans.
You all still talking about your fav subject JJ1. Why? because the rest were zzzzzzzzzzz.

red
22-08-2010, 12:51 PM
that john james is so honest. I loved how he told Corin how fake she was. He was right. He told Mario how desperate he was... correct again. He told Rach that she would do Nutz.... she said no way, yet she did. He told Dave his "glory" bs was....bs.
Hms don't like honesty... nor do their fans.
You all still talking about your fav subject JJ1. Why? because the rest were zzzzzzzzzzz.

are you his mummy?

flamingGalah!
22-08-2010, 01:00 PM
are you his mummy?

No she is just obsessed with him & wants his babies... quite sad really...