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mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:17 AM
...... bit of fun for today, eviction day for 4 housemates - regardless of our opinions on them you'll have to agree this series has kept (most) of us highly entertained !

So i'll start ...

You know you've watched too much Big Brother when.....

1. the downstairs loo is used as a Diary Room ....
2. Whenyou start to accuse everyone around you of being 'fake'
3. When your reaction to anything out of the ordinary is " Oh my god, can you believe it?"

karezza
20-08-2010, 10:18 AM
You can't watch too much Big Brother.

CaudleHalbard
20-08-2010, 10:20 AM
I think the only reason I started watching BB this year was because it is the last series on Ch4.

Even if it gets resurrected some day on some other channel, I suspect it will not be in the same format.

Sunday
20-08-2010, 10:21 AM
When I went out to buy rolling baccy because it looked good.:hugesmile:

When I decided to look for a black hair piece :hugesmile:

When i tried to get my bloke to try the guyliner :hugesmile:

When my friends are now called muckers! :hugesmile:

When I am started to get depressed because its nearly the end.:bawling:

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:22 AM
When i tried to get my bloke to try the guyliner

love it!! my fella would look like a fat emo with that on haha

crocs
20-08-2010, 10:22 AM
when you're doing pranks at home even though you live by yourself and know you have to clean up after yourself.

when you're in your bathtub anbd think it's a giant whirlpool.

HBB1508
20-08-2010, 10:23 AM
When I start declaring to everyone who'll listen that it's only a gameshow while screaming at the TV:joker:

Sunday
20-08-2010, 10:24 AM
love it!! my fella would look like a fat emo with that on haha

Im gonna get him when he is asleep after the pub tonight :hugesmile:

smudgie
20-08-2010, 10:25 AM
You have watched too much Big Brother when you tell the kids their tea is in the storeroom:blush:
You have watched too much Big Brother when you start whispering under the duvet with your hubby(in case BB can hear you):joker:

I could go on but it would be far too embarassing.:hugesmile:

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:25 AM
when you're doing pranks at home even though you live by yourself and know you have to clean up after yourself.

psml!

karezza
20-08-2010, 10:26 AM
When you are constantly stuffing your face with Crunchy Nut cornflakes.

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:26 AM
....when you kick your way out of your house.

crocs
20-08-2010, 10:27 AM
when you declare you're an adult and say that you're running away.

CaudleHalbard
20-08-2010, 10:27 AM
When you are constantly stuffing your face with Crunchy Nut cornflakes.


Ooops! :(

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 10:28 AM
When you live on the other side of the globe and still search the internet for live feeds and highlight shows to watch online and then post on message boards about the show.:wavey:

karezza
20-08-2010, 10:29 AM
When you do your shopping list on a blackboard.

crocs
20-08-2010, 10:30 AM
When you do your shopping list on a blackboard.

:hugesmile:

Sunday
20-08-2010, 10:30 AM
You have watched too much Big Brother when you tell the kids their tea is in the storeroom:blush:
You have watched too much Big Brother when you start whispering under the duvet with your hubby(in case BB can hear you):joker:

I could go on but it would be far too embarassing.:hugesmile:



Oh do go on!!! :hugesmile:

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:31 AM
when you start wearing your bathers in the shower / bath

crocs
20-08-2010, 10:37 AM
when you hope there's a flood in your living room and you'll be evacuated.

when you walk around your apartment hoping to hear a camera sound in order to validate your existence.

when you check out your sofa thinking Steve will be sitting there.

Kaaarenn!
20-08-2010, 10:43 AM
When I've starting using phrases that the housemates use in everyday life :laugh:

When I'm feeling sad and feel like crying because it's nearly the end of BB altogether :(

When you feel like crying when your fav housemate is about to leave the house.

When you tape the episodes of BB every night :laugh:

Malza
20-08-2010, 10:45 AM
You have watched too much Big Brother when you start to make cheese toast at 3am in the morning

You have watched too much Big Brother when you start to use your bread-bin as a hatch to collect old batteries in there

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 10:46 AM
when you get banned from Digital Spy...then go back after the ban, get loads of their WHATM'rs banned ..then get banned again...

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 10:46 AM
When you see an actual mole walking around outside and wonder if it's makings sexual advances towards you.

When you want to spend 3 hrs drawing on your make up so that yo always look good and ready.

When you're always "BUZZIN'!"

When you feel "the glory" spontaneously throughout the day.

When you randomly start yelling about people because... we'll it's your personality and you must speak the ultimate Truth.

*mazedsalv**
20-08-2010, 10:47 AM
When you start using HMs catchphrases...
At a party, me and friends were speaking like Corin... "I'm proper buzzing I am, are you buzzing?"

When you start playing pranks to members of your family, hiding under beds, everything really.

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 10:48 AM
When you randomly dress up in ridiculous costumes hoping that someone will toss you a can of alcohol.

crocs
20-08-2010, 10:49 AM
When you randomly dress up in ridiculous costumes hoping that someone will toss you a can of alcohol.

:joker:

Malza
20-08-2010, 10:50 AM
You are a guy and suddenly start thinking you would look good wearing guy-liner and a cap

You start showering while wearing a baseball-cap

karezza
20-08-2010, 10:55 AM
When you go and sit in the garden in the rain to smoke.

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 10:59 AM
When you accuse your mother of she's "playing a game" after she ask you if you want a cup of tea on Tuesday morning.

BBAroudtheGlobe
20-08-2010, 11:13 AM
When you lurk outside of showers listening to see if someone is inside slagging you off.

When you get dressed up on Fridays just to sit on the sofa and just to hold your friends' hands.

karezza
20-08-2010, 11:18 AM
When you make your girlfrend breakfast on Monday so she won't nominate you.

Patrick
20-08-2010, 11:19 AM
you'll have to agree this series has kept (most) of us highly entertained !


:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Go and watch BB5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 and try and call this series highly entertaining.

mummymaz
20-08-2010, 11:21 AM
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Go and watch BB5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 and try and call this series highly entertaining.


Paddy i've watched them all from BB1 so you have quite an invalid point... why are you here if it doesnt interest you then?

Sunday
20-08-2010, 01:40 PM
I have just called my workmates............ housemates.:hugesmile:

sosadbbend
20-08-2010, 01:44 PM
When you walk round holding your phone attached to its charger like the personal microphones. Try it. It feels like your in the house

Chuckyegg
20-08-2010, 01:50 PM
....when you find yourself hoping that Channel 5 buys it.

charmingmissc
20-08-2010, 01:51 PM
when i said i was going to the diary room instead of the office.

:blush: