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newspresenter
20-08-2010, 11:14 PM
Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a focking big television
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of focking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching the mind-numbing sprit-crushing Big Brother game show stuffing junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, focked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future, choose Andrew, Dave, JJ and Mario to make your life more exciting.

Gavin.
20-08-2010, 11:16 PM
Choose Dave as your winner. :)