Final Night *SPOILERS INSIDE*

[Vicky.]

10.34am

The alarm sounds in the bedroom

Josie: Oh its the final tonight, I know I wont win it
JJ: Couse you will, John said so.
Dave: Glory

11.01am

Josie is in the kitchen polishing off her 8th bowl of cereal

Josie: I am so sick of putting on weight, am I fat?
Mario: *Silence*
Josie: *explodes into a fit of rage*

12.40pm

Josie is still sulking from when mario did not tell her she was not fat.

2:54pm

Josie is in the bedroom, sulking in bed because mario did not tell her she was not fat

JJ: I wish John was here
Dave: Glory

3:15pm

Josie has emerged from the bedroom, wrapped in a quilt.

Josie: Mario I'm sorry, I'm on my period.
Mario: OK

4:02pm

Housemates are deciding on what to have for tea

Andrew: I want sausage and mash
Dave: Anything in my belly is glorious.
JJ: What would John have wanted?
Josie: Lets just eat it all. Its going to go to waste.

5:54pm

Josie is in the kitchen polishing off the contents of the fridge

Mario: You spilt mayo on your top Josie
Josie: Why are you saying I am fat just before the final? I am never going to win anyway.
JJ: You will. John said so.
Dave: Glory


9pm

Big brother house, this is Davina. Josie you have won. The rest of you leave via the back exit so that Josie can have the show she deserves. This has been planned since the beginning, and we well be damned if you lot ruin her night. You are nobodies.

[AfroMullet]

Glory.

[DrCheddar15]

XD I saw this on DS. Seems pretty acurate! :) :)

[Chels]

Pmsl :L

[Robertocarlo]

Funny but probably nearer to the truth than any of us would want to believe.

[Vicky.]

XD I saw this on DS. Seems pretty acurate! :) :)

Yeah I posted it on DS too. off Gavs account ;)

[MusicMan]

I saw the title of this thread and read it as Fight Night *SPOILERS INSIDE*!

I was like "wow, a fight night with those five??" :joker:

[Raph]

Spot on!

[JayManUnleashed]

Imagine this: https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1PceuauzRC8cryhKI2cuJDPIAiALVAxquY5b5VWeM-tc&hl=en&authkey=COjVisQH

[Beso]

load of ****e

[Vicky.]

Imagine this: https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1PceuauzRC8cryhKI2cuJDPIAiALVAxquY5b5VWeM-tc&hl=en&authkey=COjVisQH

:laugh2:

[Jords]

:joker: :joker:

Sounds about right!

[dudul]

The scary thing... is... its actually quite accurate :s

[vesavius]

[spoiler]10.34am

The alarm sounds in the bedroom...

Hilarious. You are a comic genius. Truly.


The funniest thing is that you bothered to post it two places.

[Vicky.]

Hilarious. You are a comic genius. Truly.


The funniest thing is that you bothered to post it two places.

Yeah amazing isn't it.

Obviously you wont like it. As it is not idolizing Josie.

[vesavius]

Yeah amazing isn't it.

Obviously you wont like it. As it is not idolizing Josie.

Nah, I just prefer my comedy to be more sophisticated then a series of obvious cheap shots, but hey, it's your forum.

Enjoy your cackling praise from the hate herd though. Final laugh is gonna be hers :)

[Vicky.]

Nah, I just prefer my comedy to be more sophisticated then a series of obvious cheap shots, but hey, it's your forum.

Enjoy your cackling praise from the hate herd though. Final laugh is gonna be hers :)

You seem to think that I care if Josie wins. And this hate herd you are on about...I have no clue what you are talking about.

I wrote this as a bit of lighthearted fun at the shambles of a BB that we are left with. Not a cheap shot at your golden girl. Who I actually do like...so it wouldnt make sense. I just do not like how the whole thing appeared to be totally engineered for her to win.

[Kaaarenn!]

That was actually quite funny haha. Glory :laugh:

[Braden]

Ahahaa!

why are you saying i am fat just before the final? I am never going to win anyway.

[vesavius]

You seem to think that I care if Josie wins. And this hate herd you are on about...I have no clue what you are talking about.

Actually Vicky, I didnt say whether you cared or not did I?

I just gave my opinion that the 'funny' piece wasnt all that funny and would just appeal to the haters.

I wrote... /snip

:bored:

[Vicky.]

Actually Vicky

Broken record :xyxwave:

[Beastie]

Oh my god.. this is what will be shown on Tuesday night!

The finale has already been filmed!!! :laugh:

[Vladimir]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Beastie]

I don't care who wins to be honest. lol

Josie WILL win but she doesn't deserve it. None of them do. At least Josie's victory will secure the sustainable look of Cameltoe's face like a slapped arse!!

[Beastie]

By the way.. just finished reading Vicky's "spoiler finale night"

Lol hilarious!! :laugh:

[Vladimir]

I don't care who wins to be honest. lol

Josie WILL win but she doesn't deserve it. None of them do. At least Josie's victory will secure the sustainable look of Cameltoe's face like a slapped arse!!

I thought everyone forgot that bitch.

[Vicky.]

I don't care who wins to be honest. lol

Josie WILL win but she doesn't deserve it. None of them do. At least Josie's victory will secure the sustainable look of Cameltoe's face like a slapped arse!!

I am past caring too.

I dont dislike any of them. I like Josie more than the others. And it looks set for Josie to win anyways.

Just a shame there is no competition to be honest. Sort of a hollow victory...

[Vladimir]

I am past caring too.

I dont dislike any of them. I like Josie more than the others. And it looks set for Josie to win anyways.

Just a shame there is no competition to be honest. Sort of a hollow victory...

And it could've been the best final in years. :bawling:

[Beastie]

I am past caring too.

I dont dislike any of them. I like Josie more than the others. And it looks set for Josie to win anyways.

Just a shame there is no competition to be honest. Sort of a hollow victory...

Yeah exactly!! The final is similar to last year's final really..

I think Dave will have the funniest exit!!

Oh well at least we will have Mario's big secret to look forward to on finale night!! I hope! :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

Yeah exactly!! The final is similar to last year's final really..

I think Dave will have the funniest exit!!

Oh well at least we will have Mario's big secret to look forward to on finale night!! I hope! :hugesmile:

I don't believe mario has a big secret...and if he does I doubt it is anything interesting to be honest. I hope I am wrong.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

:( Why didnt you have acid be poured on Dave.

Then frdddy kruger cutiing him up and feeding him to the cast of scooby doo :(

[Vicky.]

:( Why didnt you have acid be poured on Dave.

Then frdddy kruger cutiing him up and feeding him to the cast of scooby doo :(

Sorry, i was trying to keep it as realistic as possible :p

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Sorry, i was trying to keep it as realistic as possible :p

:nono: Well thats not good enough victoria... I want DRAMA :)

[Vicky.]

:nono: Well thats not good enough victoria... I want DRAMA :)

You will get plenty of drama if you call me victoria again :eek: :p

[DrunkerThanMoses]

You will get plenty of drama if you call me victoria again :eek: :p

Victoria :p

[Vicky.]

:mad:

Good luck for Mario by the way ;)

[DrunkerThanMoses]

:mad:

Good luck for Mario by the way ;)

Thank you, we know he wont win, but trying are hardest to make him runner up.

[fingers]

Yeah exactly!! The final is similar to last year's final really..

I think Dave will have the funniest exit!!

Oh well at least we will have Mario's big secret to look forward to on finale night!! I hope! :hugesmile:

And the secret is............it was all a wind up, to make himself appear "interesting"

[Vicky.]

Thank you, we know he wont win, but trying are hardest to make him runner up.

I wouldnt be too sure. DS have a big ABJ campaign going on and are backing Mario. They made Rachel win.

Unlikely, but not impossible.


I hate not caring about who wins...even last year there was one person I had supported from the start in the final.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I wouldnt be too sure. DS have a big ABJ campaign going on and are backing Mario. They made Rachel win.

Unlikely, but not impossible.


I hate not caring about who wins...even last year there was one person I had supported from the start in the final.

Nah, the highlights love dave so wont give him any bad highlights from now on.

They will try and make mario out as worst as hitler.

Their showing him naked tonight, tryign to say hes creppy and all.... when in fact him and jj did a bet if they made the final, mario would be naked for and hour while jj had to kiss mario...... jj backed out.

[luminoussun]

pmsl
watermellon anyone?
glory!
I will have what john would of had....but no josie love please.
Josie ate the other contestants and won by default hehe

[luminoussun]

tryign to say hes creppy and all....

He would win creepy perv of the series..maybe the whole of bb history...you might have to go back to uri gellar im a celeb get me out of here 1 to find a bigger fondler