Big Brother Story

[Siouxsie]

Im boared so i thought i would start off a little story about the big brother house.
Here We go Everyone types in 4 or 5 words to follow on with the story Get it ?


Its day 1 in the ..........

[Princess]

Celebrity Big Brother 4 house

[EugeneSully]

the housemates were talking

[Arneldo]

about Pete Burns Lips ...

[Corkie]

and how it was

[sol]

so disgusting when he...

[Siouxsie]

put on his lipstick

[Arneldo]

useing his very speical tool ....

[Siouxsie]

he puckered his lips......

[EugeneSully]

and picked up a fag

[Arneldo]

that belong to maggot

[EugeneSully]

. And maggot went into a bit of a strop

[Arneldo]

but then got scared

[EugeneSully]

because he saw George working out in the kitchen

[Arneldo]

doing 'Tums and Bums'

[EugeneSully]

and squats and lunges. Faria looked

[Arneldo]

Aroused by George's exceriseing...

[EugeneSully]

but she went , instead went to talk to dennis

[Arneldo]

Dennis started to mumble

[Siouxsie]

about dennis

[Corkie]

and dennis danced like a

[Arneldo]

gone-off lemon on cocaine....

[Corkie]

traici looked all confused but joined in anyway

[Siouxsie]

its awsome being in the house

[ThaGazBoi]

while playing with her massive knockers that are simply

[EugeneSully]

like those balloon things that stop you flying out the windscreen

[ThaGazBoi]

but were ever so nice and squishy, while she was playing with her knockers maggot was

[Siouxsie]

having a fag and a bottle of lager

[Fangz]

and moaning cos he couldn't find his fave tracksuit

[Arneldo]

Jodie was flirting with Pete ....

[Fangz]

Who was drunk out his skull

[ThaGazBoi]

and deciding weather he should have his lips pumped up bigger, Just as Micheal

[Fangz]

Set the kitchen on fire. 'Call the fire brigade!' he cried, but...

[ThaGazBoi]

he was so aroused at the thought of Snogging pete he snuck of the toilet but

[Fangz]

Traci had accidentally flooded it, and he almost drowned.
Luckily for him, he was saved by...

[Siouxsie]

jim ill fix it

[Fangz]

The other housemates...

[ThaGazBoi]

were all sleeping, except for Rula and George who were meowing..

[EugeneSully]

and clambering all over each other like little childre, looking very

[Arneldo]

Sexy.
Faria was not eating spinich in the garden. Instaed she was mowing her hairy ...

[ThaGazBoi]

Bottom. Dennis was staring at her but then..

[EugeneSully]

straightened his cap and shouted "I WANT LOVE"... faria cut

[ThaGazBoi]

her bottom, and it started bleeding, Dennis said ill help you only if you

[EugeneSully]

shag me. Rula arrived looking rather

[Corkie]

surpriced that faira actually agreed then channtelle said

[ThaGazBoi]

Id never do that in the house, 5 minutes later..Her and preston dived under the covers but

[EugeneSully]

there were no

[sol]

condoms, 9 months later (this version of CBB caries on forever) Chantelle gives birth in the diary room............

[Siouxsie]

to an ordanory boy

[EugeneSully]

with long blonde hair and a tutu and his eyes

[Siouxsie]

he spewed up after eating liquer chocs

[EugeneSully]

and got into the guiness world record book for

[Corkie]

being the first born in the big brother house right now there were riots going outside of the house cos they thought it was woroung that