Beckham Light - Photo Shoot

[MrWong]

Complete with spray on abs and sparrow legs and not hypocritical at all. :laugh2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305722/Big-Brother-2010-John-James-recreates-idol-David-Beckhams-infamous-underwear-adverts.html

[Sunday]

He looks good!! I expect the Lovely Beckham got a bit airbrushed too.:hugesmile:

[robb]

Complete with spray on abs and sparrow legs and not hypocritical at all. :laugh2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305722/Big-Brother-2010-John-James-recreates-idol-David-Beckhams-infamous-underwear-adverts.html

:joker: Don't need to add anything to that!! That'll show Rachel, eh!!

[billy123]

hahaha the daily fail thats the most pathetic rag going what a gimp.

[flamingGalah!]

Complete with spray on abs and sparrow legs and not hypocritical at all. :laugh2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305722/Big-Brother-2010-John-James-recreates-idol-David-Beckhams-infamous-underwear-adverts.html

OMG!!! Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! :joker:

How hilarious is that pic?!? Oh dear, that has really made my day...

Can the hypocritical toss pot just board the next plane to Melbourne already... :sleep:

[MrWong]

He looks good!! I expect the Lovely Beckham got a bit airbrushed too.:hugesmile:

Anything about him being a big fat hypocrite? :spin:

[Mrluvaluva]

He did not waste any time. Quite pathetic really.

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BBUK11-Only-15/400.jpg

[LaLaLand]

How ANYONE can say he looks like David Beckham baffles me.

& so much for him bollocking Rachael and the others about doing shoots and stuff, what a massive hypocrite.

Sod off back home to Ramsay Street!

[LaLaLand]

Also - LOL at the obvious 'spray on' abs!

[Sunday]

:shrug:Anything about him being a big fat hypocrite? :spin:

:shrug: He obviously changed his mind, no crime there.:hugesmile:

[flamingGalah!]

He looks good!! I expect the Lovely Beckham got a bit airbrushed too.:hugesmile:

Except David Beckham actually has a six pack, not a spray on one!! :joker:


And he looks as much like David Beckham as I look like Victoria Beckham...

[flamingGalah!]

:shrug:

:shrug: He obviously changed his mind, no crime there.:hugesmile:

So you agree he is a complete hypocrite then? And should apologise to Rachael? Good good...

[Sunday]

So you agree he is a complete hypocrite then? And should apologise to Rachael? Good good...



I never said he shouldnt apologise to her :conf::hugesmile:

[MrWong]

:shrug:

:shrug: He obviously changed his mind, no crime there.:hugesmile:

:amazed: Blimey, his views were so stongly held too.

So we can scrap hypocrite and replace with feeble minded. Great.

[Shardlake]

lol what a complete bellend

principles are only ever any good if you actually stand by them

Most of the ones that have come out this series have not done photos like this, you'd think after the fuss he caused he'd turn it down too.

[flamingGalah!]

I never said he shouldnt apologise to her :conf::hugesmile:

Good. So what about him being a hypocrite then? Can you finally admit that?? :D

[Livia]

LMAO... Didn't we all know he'd do this? What an ar5e. And the pictures make him look like a terrible wannabe. Beckham looks good enough to eat. John James looks like a pathetic skinny boy.

[Kazanne]

LMAO... Didn't we all know he'd do this? What an ar5e. And the pictures make him look like a terrible wannabe. Beckham looks good enough to eat. John James looks like a pathetic skinny boy.

Best laugh I've had all day,what a TWONK and an ugly one at that,I am going to print that pic off and pin it on the mantlepiece,that will keep the kids away from the fire:joker::joker:

[Sunday]

Good. So what about him being a hypocrite then? Can you finally admit that?? :D

Yes I think he was, I expect he got an offer he couldnt refuse, LOL.

The thing is I can admit things, not like some on here, already I posted a thread this morning changing my mind about BB, have a look, so no probs here.:hugesmile:

He still made BB very entertaining.

[vesavius]

Those spray abs are just LOL :joker:

He really should have **** about the whole magazine thing, this is exactly the same as what he judged Racheal over, and I say that as no fan of hers or hater of his.

We are meant to believe, despite his protests and declarations of truth, that this wasnt his plan from the minute he stepped into that house? What a laugh.

Hey JJ, if you believe in something don't just tell us, SHOW us eh?

[vesavius]

Can the hypocritical toss pot just board the next plane to Melbourne already... :sleep:

lord no lol, I have a feeling that JJ is gonna be the gift that keeps on giving.

Laughs like these arnt easy to come by :joker:

[Shardlake]

Those spray abs are just LOL :joker:?

They are possibly the funniest part of the pic along with his hair:joker:

I mean come on we've seen you practically everyday for over 2 months with no top on John James we know you dont have a 6 pack, let alone one as well defined as that

What a prat

[flamingGalah!]

He looks more like Mr Bean than David Beckham! :laugh2:

[Harry!]

Coming from the Daily Mail I am not surprised.

[Julesuk]

:shrug:

:shrug: He obviously changed his mind, no crime there.:hugesmile:

He would have had agents scrambling over themselves to sign him up - good luck to him - his whole issue was that you should not go in BB to get these deals if they happen all well and good, the whole issue revolved after the 1st week when Rachel etc were saying yeah i'm gonna do nuts like that was the only reason she and others had entered the BB house. He did not expect to get any work when he left the house, he thought he was on the first plane back to Oz, his 24 if you had offers thrown at you, you would take them, JJ said something similar the other night you shouldnt expect to get work on the back of BB but if it happens all well and good.
Lets face it they all go in there to up there profile

[smudgie]

Hypocrite..and liar. I doubt he is rolling in the money either. Methinks he tells porkies, in fact I know he does:joker:

[Kazanne]

Complete with spray on abs and sparrow legs and not hypocritical at all. :laugh2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305722/Big-Brother-2010-John-James-recreates-idol-David-Beckhams-infamous-underwear-adverts.html

Notice how much bigger Beckhams 'rope' is:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

Yes I think he was, I expect he got an offer he couldnt refuse, LOL.



He's more likely to have got an offer he didn't fully understand.

[Livia]

........i am going to print that pic off and pin it on the mantlepiece,that will keeps the kids away from the fire:joker::joker:

lmao...

[Jordan.]

LOL at the sprayed on 6 pack. Epic fail.

[Shardlake]

Notice how much bigger Beckhams 'rope' is:joker::joker::joker::joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Beckhams is like the kind of rope you would find on a trawler

John's rope is like one you would find in a school hall PE lesson :joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

I just had to have another look at the Beckham pic. Just purely for research of course.

[Sunday]

I just had to have another look at the Beckham pic. Just purely for research of course.

Me too! :blush:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Beckhams is like the kind of rope you would find on a trawler

John's rope is like one you would find in a school hall PE lesson :joker::joker::joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[fingers]

Why don't they show his spindly, sparrow legs for comparison?

[CultofSkaro]

Why is everyone commenting about the Daily Mail? It's just reported on their site, they haven't actually done the photoshoot, lol. They're too busy spreading hate.

[Livia]

He would have had agents scrambling over themselves to sign him up - good luck to him - his whole issue was that you should not go in BB to get these deals if they happen all well and good........

That was John James's philosophy. And anyone who disagreed with it got to experience his frantic, out-of-control rants. Of course, no one could ever prove his own motives for going in there, we just have his word. And he would never say anything that wasn't true. Would he.

Cynical liar and control freak and now everyone can see that. Except the handful of fans who think he could never do anything wrong.

[Julie10]

Best laugh I've had all day,what a TWONK and an ugly one at that,I am going to print that pic off and pin it on the mantlepiece,that will keep the kids away from the fire:joker::joker:


:laugh:

[blackparade]

Mazzive Ozzie Fail! Get bent, you wish you were david beckham!

[Julie10]

He would have had agents scrambling over themselves to sign him up - good luck to him - his whole issue was that you should not go in BB to get these deals if they happen all well and good, the whole issue revolved after the 1st week when Rachel etc were saying yeah i'm gonna do nuts like that was the only reason she and others had entered the BB house. He did not expect to get any work when he left the house, he thought he was on the first plane back to Oz, his 24 if you had offers thrown at you, you would take them, JJ said something similar the other night you shouldnt expect to get work on the back of BB but if it happens all well and good.
Lets face it they all go in there to up there profile


:sleep:

[Julie10]

Notice how much bigger Beckhams 'rope' is:joker::joker::joker::joker:



They used the thin rope for John as he was the same size as Beckhams rope:hugesmile:

[Julie10]

Why don't they show his spindly, sparrow legs for comparison?



They did but the sparrows complained he made their legs look obese. Shallow little things!

[Jords]

:joker:

What a hypocritical pr!ck, doesnt bother me in the slightest but the guy has no dignity, really.

[chris1232]

Can't say all that to rachel then go and do it yourself you idiot.

[Zippy]

Lets face it they all go in there to up there profile

Yeah but they dont rant and rave at others for doing so in some smug, supposedly high principled manner. Then instantly go and do exactly the kind of thing they were getting so heated and angry against!

Absolute idiot. He has taken hypocrisy to new heights throughout this series. No self awareness or shame whatsoever. Seems to rant against things just for the hell of it. Certainly not on principle...ahem!

He's a weak little Mummies boy. No strength of character. Never left when he threatened to leave. Now accepting every offer he can get his greedy hands on no matter how tacky or hypocritical he looks.

Weak mind, weedy body. Utter pissdrip.

[Abhorsen]

John James is a wanker. That pic is so not Beckham. LOL.

[Kazanne]

They used the thin rope for John as he was the same size as Beckhams rope:hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:Nice one,but I think string would have done:joker::joker:

[boomoo]

lol what a complete bellend

principles are only ever any good if you actually stand by them

Most of the ones that have come out this series have not done photos like this, you'd think after the fuss he caused he'd turn it down too.

True. But he went his ends about Rachael and Benn and all the time he knew exactly what he was going to do. At his eviction he said he would do shoots if Josie wanted to.

The money was too tempting, then again he never thought through anything he said. He just likes the sound of his own voice.