View Full Version : Worship at the Alter of McCruick! No Hippies.
zukhov
26-08-2010, 12:26 AM
More than Man...
Larger than Legend...
Mightier than Myth...
Behold the Man God that is McCrucik
Bow down and worship him you heathens. Rever his saintly underpants. Feast on cheese and wine (only during the holy hours of 12-4am). Marvell at the wisdom of his hat.
You are not worthy, you never will be, don't even try....
But leave your offerings here and Despair!
Harry!
26-08-2010, 12:29 AM
After Dave's antics all summer dont you think we have had enough of religion for one day?
zukhov
26-08-2010, 12:31 AM
I said NO HIPPIES! begone peasant.
Harry!
26-08-2010, 12:35 AM
I said NO HIPPIES! begone peasant.
I was being anti religion and hippies are pro religion so :conf:
zukhov
26-08-2010, 12:38 AM
Do not enter this temple without an offering! Do not attempt to define Hippy in your earthly language on this sacred ground.
stonedape
26-08-2010, 01:28 AM
His greyhound racing debate with Nikki was the best moment of episode 1.
zukhov
26-08-2010, 01:35 AM
Nikki is no match for McCruick, he destroyed her with the shock and awe of a true demi god.
erichardse10
26-08-2010, 06:10 AM
John McCriick is a legend haha!. He may irritate alot but god hes funny!. He has to stay just too see him drive every one nutz. Nikki was put to the sword by the John meister lol
billy123
26-08-2010, 09:21 AM
john mccrirrick is a demigod a living legend
Livia
26-08-2010, 09:42 AM
It's McCririck. McCririck! If he's such a legend, come come no one can spell his name?
zukhov
26-08-2010, 03:07 PM
Spelling is not important to our God.
Colbert-Bump
26-08-2010, 03:26 PM
The man is a national treasure.
zukhov
26-08-2010, 03:33 PM
Pah national treasures are the like of petty mortals like Thora Hird. McC is above such trivial distinctions.
Livia
26-08-2010, 03:36 PM
Spelling is not important to our God.
It's important enought for him to have taken the trouble to spell out his name to Davina.
"M... small c... Capital C... r-i-r-i-c-k."
BLORN
26-08-2010, 03:54 PM
John "the CHAOS" mc cririrck! to win:elephant:
zukhov
27-08-2010, 05:59 PM
McC to Win!
fingers
27-08-2010, 06:20 PM
It's important enought for him to have taken the trouble to spell out his name to Davina.
"M... small c... Capital C... r-i-r-i-c-k."
The usual cry of our "intelligentsia" - spelling is not important, grammar sucks!!
:devil::dance::hugesmile:
PaulyJ
27-08-2010, 08:04 PM
Nice Post Zukhov and very befitting of the Man they call Mcrorick.
There has never been anyone so genuinely outspoken as him. After being treated to so many years of are they fake, are they not, it's good to see someone who is able to leave us in no doubt.
I don't agree with everything he says, but he reminds me of how and why we should use are Freedom of Speech in this country, and reminds me of how very lacking it has been down the years.
I think he will win UBB if he stays.
Despair commences.......
yousoboo!
27-08-2010, 08:08 PM
John should be knighted
Shardlake
27-08-2010, 09:20 PM
I said NO HIPPIES! begone peasant.
I like you :joker:
Shardlake
27-08-2010, 09:22 PM
I was being anti religion and hippies are pro religion so :conf:
What kind of hippies are pro religion? Every hippy I've ever known thinks they are some kind of rebel and are against anything that is remotely organised religion being number 1.
Kill all hippies
Deliverance
27-08-2010, 09:40 PM
Mcruric all the way. He destroyed nikki and Makosi with ease.
yousoboo!
27-08-2010, 09:48 PM
Coolio will carry our torch
zukhov
28-08-2010, 11:08 AM
He walks amongst us again!
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