Ch4 Thursday 26/8/10 Ultimate Big Brother H/L Show 10PM

[arista]

On in 14 mins



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Makosi with Nasty Nick.
Photo by Malza

[yousoboo!]

ready

[Mr XcX]

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"I think I might be pregnant!"

[bansheewails]

Evening all, are we in for another brilliant show tonight?

[arista]

Evening all, are we in for another brilliant show tonight?



I sure hope so.

[bansheewails]

Maybe John Mc, gets Ulrika preggers, and Coolio announces he is guy?

[GypsyGoth]

:love:

[arista]

On Ch4 now

[MeMyselfAndI]

hi all :)

[bansheewails]

I dont know whether to tell Coolio or Makosie to run in that situation!

[Zippy]

Ew Foolio and his hands! Yuk

[GypsyGoth]

Nadia speaks her mind :D

[setanta]

10 years and 10 days. Wow. Time flies, doesn't it?

[GypsyGoth]

I dont know whether to tell Coolio or Makosie to run in that situation!

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

Omg 10 years and 10 days :shocked:

[MeMyselfAndI]

:bawling: ill miss josie :bawling:

[yousoboo!]

don't trust nadia

[bansheewails]

:bawling: ill miss josie :bawling:

Me too! :bawling: only found out about an hour ago that she left!

[Mr XcX]

John is AWESOME!!!

[Jackie]

Hello loving preston and chantelle

[Mr XcX]

Makosi is SO FIT!!!

[bansheewails]

Oh maybe we will have a Makosi, chantelle fight over coolio!

[setanta]

Me too! :bawling: only found out about an hour ago that she left!

:dance:

[Stacey.]

Makosi is SO FIT!!!

D:

[Zippy]

Amazing seeing these BB girls together! Surreal

[Jackie]

makaosi keeping quiet

[bansheewails]

:dance:

Witch! :bawling:

[MeMyselfAndI]

NIKKI :love:

[Ninastar]

her face is so cute when she is tired

[Mr XcX]

D:

Athletically not SEXY lol!!

[Harry!]

Nikki is her old self! :hugesmile:

[Jackie]

nikki lol

[Stacey.]

Nikki :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

lmao :laugh2:

[Ninastar]

his body and face makes me want to be sick

[Jackie]

makes sense nadia buying a size bigger cos they are in a sale lol

[setanta]

his body and face makes me want to be sick

He's a legend. lol.

[danda012]

:yuk: Put your top on John..

[Zippy]

LOL Johns like a walrus in that water

[Ninastar]

He's a legend. lol.

He looks like a rapist/murderer

[setanta]

Witch! :bawling:

Yep, the witch is gone. Happy days.

[MeMyselfAndI]

i just love preston and chantelle :love:

[GypsyGoth]

his body and face makes me want to be sick

I don't know how you can date him.

[bansheewails]

Trust Brian to ask awkward questions!

[setanta]

He looks like a rapist/murderer

Eh, that's a bit harsh. lol He just looks his age and he doesn't give a feck.

[bansheewails]

Yep, the witch is gone. Happy days.

You are looking for a smack in the beak man! :D

[setanta]

Trust Brian to ask awkward questions!

He's sooo nosey. Quite funny though.

[MassiveTruck]

Like ******* is it sad Ulrika. You've been divorced so many times it's a hobby for you!

[Jackie]

makosi faking her tears

[Mr XcX]

Makosi is a FAKE BITCH!!!

[setanta]

Why did Ulrika win at all? Didn't she destroy John Leslie's career? I mean, it wasn't much of a career, but still.

[Omen]

makes sense nadia buying a size bigger cos they are in a sale lol

Small foot for a man.

[bansheewails]

He's sooo nosey. Quite funny though.

His mouth asks questions before his brain has time to think about it!

[MassiveTruck]

Why did Ulrika win at all? Didn't she destroy John Leslie's career? I mean, it wasn't much of a career, but still.

She said bully a lot of times so she won.

[Omen]

Why did Ulrika win at all? Didn't she destroy John Leslie's career? I mean, it wasn't much of a career, but still.

Didn't she say he raped her?

[Jackie]

Small foot for a man.



:hugesmile:

[MassiveTruck]

Small foot for a man.

I was hoping Nadia would say a size 10 so I could laugh but 6??

[setanta]

His mouth asks questions before his brain has time to think about it!

Yeah, he loses the run of himself alright. Sure we all do that sometimes.... I know I do!

[setanta]

Didn't she say he raped her?

She never actually mentioned his name in her autobiography but people read between the lines and she never denied later. Think that's what happened anyway.

[MassiveTruck]

LOL Paul McKenna second coming :D

Go on Nadia you tell her!

[Stacey.]

Ugh these two annoy me.

[GypsyGoth]

Ooooo Nadia and Makosi :D

[Jackie]

john put some clothes on yuk

[setanta]

John to win this thing. Big time. It would be hilarious.

[bansheewails]

Paul McKenna, who is that?

[BB_Eye]

Lol "If you'd been born in South America, you'd have been an Aztec"
So many layers of ignorance to that statement

[reece(:]

John is amazing.

[MassiveTruck]

Paul McKenna, who is that?

Hypnotist and Hypnotherapist.

[Harry!]

If only Dave was there with John.

[Jackie]

john lol

[Mr XcX]

Go JOHN!!

[setanta]

Paul McKenna, who is that?

The hypnotist and exponent of the power of the mind. His books are quite interesting actually.

[Ninastar]

I don't know how you can date him.

please, sex isnt dating

[BB_Eye]

Makosi needs to stand her ground, she is disappointing me here.

[MassiveTruck]

I want to go to heaven and live in paradise.

Seriously ignorant man.

[Zippy]

Lol "If you'd been born in South America, you'd have been an Aztec"
So many layers of ignorance to that statement

He's generalising to make a point. And he's 100% correct.

[Stacey.]

That old tramp can't force his opinions on everyone.

[bansheewails]

Hypnotist and Hypnotherapist.

Is that the beady eyed looking guy? The tv hypnotist? :hugesmile: That is funny!

[MassiveTruck]

Makosi needs to stand her ground, she is disappointing me here.

I don't think she can be bothered. He just shouts. Makosi wants to chill... I am sure she'll get him back if she can.

[BB_Eye]

He's generalising to make a point. And he's 100% correct.
Apparently not. The Aztecs were in Mexico (North America) and over 90% of South Americans are Christian.

[Jackie]

makosi fake tears

[Ninastar]

awwwww

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lmao Makosi! Welcome back :joker:

[MassiveTruck]

He's generalising to make a point. And he's 100% correct.

I think he's wrong.

He just sees Religion in black and white. Usual ignorant angle of a bigoted atheist.

[GypsyGoth]

please, sex isnt dating

:laugh2: :D



Makosi has just found out there is no god :shocked:

[arista]

There is No God.

[MassiveTruck]

makosi fake tears

There have been a lot of them this week.

[setanta]

Is that the beady eyed looking guy? The tv hypnotist? :hugesmile: That is funny!

He was a tv hypnotist but he's branched out now, honestly. Pretty interesting stuff.

[Zippy]

Nadia and Makosi complaining about the level of conversation! LOL

Makosi now doing her bad acting...oh dear.

Is she prenant again?

[Jackie]

why go in than makosi u know it was going to bebrought up

[Stacey.]

I like Makosi now.

[Smithy]

night fight :laugh:

Other way round Nadia

[MeMyselfAndI]

makosi seems more normal now :)

[bansheewails]

Ah Nadia can be nice sometimes! But watch out if she runs out of cigerettes! :D

[Zippy]

makosi seems more normal now :)

Trust me, she's not normal! Psycho

[setanta]

Oh, get Kat off my screen now.

[MassiveTruck]

Cool task man :D

From Liverpool John :( LOL!

[BringItOn]

i hate how they keep adding effects to tasks, really ruins it

[bansheewails]

Bloody hell who let Kat back in there?

[MassiveTruck]

Kinga???! LOL

[MassiveTruck]

She should've said Carole for Grace :D

[setanta]

Awww, Anna. Legend.

[bansheewails]

Anna is looking brilliant!

[Harry!]

''She looks like Hannah Montana'' lol.

[BB_Eye]

Anna still looking hot

[GypsyGoth]

Anna was nice.

[Jackie]

ist one lisa

[setanta]

Anna is looking brilliant!

Does she still do the afternoon show on Tv3 or whatever?

[MassiveTruck]

None of them are Lisa... Which one is it? Has she had plastic surgery?

[Stacey.]

Nikki :D

[setanta]

Anna was nice.

Anna was sound. Back when there were more nice and genuine people in the house.

[bansheewails]

Does she still do the afternoon show on Tv3 or whatever?

I dont think so, haven't seen her on tv for awhile now.

[Ninastar]

I hate those kids

[Zippy]

None of them are Lisa... Which one is it? Has she had plastic surgery?

Yes she has. Because people claimed she looked like a man!

[danda012]

Site is going VERY slow right now..

Nikki done well at the touch game i think.

[danda012]

Site is going VERY slow right now..

Nikki done well at the touch game i think.

[setanta]

I dont think so, haven't seen her on tv for awhile now.

She did it for years, didn't she? Was nice to see her on the screen but I don't think she was suited to it.

[MassiveTruck]

Yes she has. Because people claimed she looked like a man!

Shocker

She looked a bit like a dude but I would have never thought it if the internet didn't go on about it.

[bansheewails]

Whats happened with the site, its in slllloowwww motion!

[setanta]

Did Coolio have any good songs apart from the one he stole off Stevie Wonder?

[BB_Eye]

Nosey Nadia

[Wildcat!]

IVE never seen him before, bu this Brian dude, is just funny! :D

[setanta]

IVE never seen him before, bu this Brian dude, is just funny! :D

You didn't see that BB? He was great.

[danda012]

Whats happened with the site, its in slllloowwww motion!

1030 guests online right now is probably why.

[Jackie]

john lol

[BB_Eye]

Come on Makosi, don't let John talk s*** and get away with it.

[GypsyGoth]

John is a lying cheating scumbag.

[Stacey.]

I hate John so much. He needs to go seriously.

[Wildcat!]

You didn't see that BB? He was great.

Naa, never seen it! Ive heard of hijm, but Ive never watched it. BUt he is really funny so far, and well witty! :)

[setanta]

John is a lying cheating scumbag.

Lol, you really can't stand him, can you?

[Zippy]

Makosi looks like a prison inmate in that orange gear

[bansheewails]

John is a very bold boy, booby is going to be cross with him!

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg... he is so wrong

[setanta]

Naa, never seen it! Ive heard of hijm, but Ive never watched it. BUt he is really funny so far, and well witty! :)

Oh, he was fantastic. Funny, charming and bubbly.

[Stacey.]

It'll be his funeral soon.

[Ninastar]

John is a lying cheating scumbag.

leave my bitch alone!!

[MeMyselfAndI]

lmao his funeral :laugh2:

[setanta]

Makosi looks like a prison inmate in that orange gear

I wish it was like those lesbian prison ones you see on the internet!! Well, I haven't seen, but I've heard about ha ha.

[BB_Eye]

I can't muster that much anger for John. However bad he is, at least everybody sees him for what he is. Unlike Jeremy Clarkson where millions of people hang on his every word.

[Wildcat!]

John finding it hard to be nice now! :D

[bansheewails]

Leave Josie alone people, let her have her fantasy for now. :(

[GypsyGoth]

Lol, you really can't stand him, can you?

I don't like him at all.

[MassiveTruck]

Makosi looks like a prison inmate in that orange gear

She's part of the Dharma project from Lost.

[Zippy]

Did Coolio have any good songs apart from the one he stole off Stevie Wonder?

Yes, this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw

[Wildcat!]

LMFAO!! John! :D :D :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

john.. uurgh

[setanta]

I can't muster that much anger for John. However bad he is, at least everybody sees him for what he is. Unlike Jeremy Clarkson where millions of people hang on his every word.

We have so much in common, do you know that? I cannot stand that man, seriously.

[danda012]

Nikki fell asleep listening to John :laugh:

[MassiveTruck]

Seriously... this is bloody fantastic.

What pile of crap were they showing for the last 3 months??

[setanta]

Yes, this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw

Didn't know that was his. Thanks Zippy.

[Stacey.]

**** off John, leave her alone.

[Wildcat!]

John is more entertaining than the whole BB11 house put together!! :D L:D

[Jackie]

chantelle ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Ninastar]

awww i feel bad for her

[setanta]

You were welling up Josie? Bollox. You loved the attention.

[Rob]

I love John, i hope he doesn't go!

[MeMyselfAndI]

poor josie and chantelle :(

[BB_Eye]

We have so much in common, do you know that? I cannot stand that man, seriously.
I can't believe people genuinely think he is a working class icon, when he is just another public schoolboy, but with common touch syndrome.

[BringItOn]

John is more entertaining than the whole BB11 house put together!! :D L:D

I know yeah and the stupid public are gonna vote him out tomoz

[MassiveTruck]

Feel sorry for Nadia.

Poor bloke walks like he's missing something.

[Wildcat!]

I love Chantelle, but she better not pull the pitty crying tears craap over her! I will go right off! :)

[setanta]

Chantelle is adorable. Isn't she?

[MeMyselfAndI]

they so need to be together.. :(

[Ninastar]

Preston seems like he would be the perfect BF/Husband

[Jackie]

i need some tissues lol

[Wildcat!]

oh booo ffcuking hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[GypsyGoth]

leave my bitch alone!!


I'm sorry I know you love him and want to marry him, but he makes me soo angry :devil:

[reece(:]

I like Chantelle but John is great at winding them up and I love this sort of entertainment!!

[GypsyGoth]

Preston seems like he would be the perfect BF/Husband

:nono: Cheating on John already?

[Smithy]

She just doesn't want him to touch her :laugh:

[bansheewails]

Nadia has some cop on, the rest have none!

[setanta]

I can't believe people genuinely think he is a working class icon, when he is just another public schoolboy, but with common touch syndrome.

He's ghastly. And the two others on Top Gear are hardly magical either. Can't watch that show.

[danda012]

John will probably go tommorow but he has been good value in the short time he has been here.

[Ninastar]

I'm sorry I know you love him and want to marry him, but he makes me soo angry :devil:

I want to have ginger babies with him

[Stacey.]

Preston and Chantelle are lovely.

[Ninastar]

:nono: Cheating on John already?

no


yes

[MeMyselfAndI]

why cant they marry again! :(

[GiRTh]

Bless.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ok chantelle I love you babe but don't be faking this ****:bawling:

after all you have been apart for years should emotions really be that raw :bawling:

[BB_Eye]

I didn't see all of this yesterday and kind of feel bad for being such a cynic about it now.

[Ninastar]

i want that dog

[Jase.]

Bless Chantelle! :(

[setanta]

Ok chantelle I love you babe but don't be faking this ****:bawling:

after all you have been apart for years should emotions really be that raw :bawling:

She's not faking that. It was very genuine and she didn't attack John over it.

[Wildcat!]

They dont love each other! Theyve learned that the last time!

They just get along really well, in the Fake BB environment. IN the real world, they arent suited! Dont make the same mistake again, because your back in the same fake environment again!

[Zippy]

I love Chantelle, but she better not pull the pitty crying tears craap over her! I will go right off! :)

She obviously wants him back so its not hard to see why she gets upset when it keeps getting mentioned....and being back on BB with him.

Obviously genuine tears.

[MeMyselfAndI]

eliza doolittle :love:

[bansheewails]

Please dont let chantelle win UBB, i couldn't stand it. Nor her other half. :(

[MeMyselfAndI]

lily allen and katy perry :love:

[setanta]

They dont love each other! Theyve learned that the last time!

They just get along really well, in the Fake BB environment. IN the real world, they arent suited! Dont make the same mistake again, because your back in the same fake environment again!

Well, I suppose we can't really judge that cuz we were never in their position before.

I mean, not me and you together, but you know what I mean, right? ha ha

[Omen]

He's ghastly. And the two others on Top Gear are hardly magical either. Can't watch that show.

Clarkson is a little Englander, Hammond is overexciteable, and the other one's dry, but Top Gear is brilliant, better every year.

[setanta]

Please dont let chantelle win UBB, i couldn't stand it. Nor her other half. :(

You don't like her? I think she's a nice girl.

[setanta]

Clarkson is a little Englander, Hammond is overexciteable, and the other one's dry, but Top Gear is brilliant, better every year.

The other one is the only one I can handle at all.

[danda012]

Please dont let chantelle win UBB, i couldn't stand it. Nor her other half. :(

She is bookies favourite at the moment ahead of Brian.

[Conzors]

Lool chantelle.

[bansheewails]

You don't like her? I think she's a nice girl.

I dont hate her, I am a relatively hate free person., But i think the winner should be someone from proper BB not fake celeb BB! :D

[MeMyselfAndI]

coolio :rolleyes:

[Jackie]

The tree lol

[reece(:]

This is brilliant John v tot

[Wildcat!]

Well, I suppose we can't really judge that cuz we were never in their position before.

I mean, not me and you together, but you know what I mean, right? ha ha


Yeha of course, but they have been separated for like 3 years. Obviously if anything is happening, its only because they are back in this environment. They should know this.
Anbd if they really want to try again, they should do it while on the outside, and dont even go there in the BB house! That would be stupid!

[Jackie]

John tells the tree off lol

[reece(:]

i think Nadia will be crying soon

[setanta]

I dont hate her, I am a relatively hate free person., But i think the winner should be someone from proper BB not fake celeb BB! :D

Interesting thought, but sure there's so many celebs in there. I didn't expect any to be in there.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

gaaaaaaaaaaa so glad josie went. this reeinforces it. pite me pity me waaaa waaa waaaa:bawling: oh give it a rest :rolleyes:

[setanta]

Yeha of course, but they have been separated for like 3 years. Obviously if anything is happening, its only because they are back in this environment. They should know this.
Anbd if they really want to try again, they should do it while on the outside, and dont even go there in the BB house! That would be stupid!

The cynic in me does sometimes think that they knew that they were both going in and spoke about it beforehand.

[Wildcat!]

The cynic in me does sometimes think that they knew that they were both going in and spoke about it beforehand.

Of course they did! No doubt about that!!! HOw could they not?

[bansheewails]

The cynic in me does sometimes think that they knew that they were both going in and spoke about it beforehand.

Apparently she did say today that she took photo's of her dogs in to show preston!

[setanta]

Of course they did! No doubt about that!!! HOw could they not?

Yep, but I still think they're ok people - just trying to earn a few bucks.

[Stacey.]

Ulrika. :laugh2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh3:

[reece(:]

Coolio repulses me!!

[reece(:]

LOL JOHN!!!! :laugh2:

[Wildcat!]

WHat rthe hell??? "do you mind not getting a bath tonight, coolio fell asleep in it!!! ????

GOd I hate that biyatch!!! :mad: :mad:

[MeMyselfAndI]

shes talking to him like a child lmao

[BringItOn]

This was not a 10:21 more like 1:21am stupid editors

[setanta]

What's wrong with John? lol. And don't respond with, "what's right with him?".

[Wildcat!]

Ulrika. :laugh2:

errm, I difdnt find that funny at all!! Nasty Ulrika as usual!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What's wrong with John? lol. And don't respond with, "what's right with him?".

what's right with him? :eek:

[bansheewails]

What's wrong with John? lol. And don't respond with, "what's right with him?".

He is doing his silent treatment because the tree wanted him to be nice for longer!

[Jackie]

chantelle ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[GypsyGoth]

Awwwww poor Chantelle :hug:

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg this is so upsetting i feel like crying :(

[reece(:]

I think he is rebelling again because he doesnt want to be immune lol

[setanta]

She's adorable.

[MassiveTruck]

Wasn't Chantelle and Preston a fake celeb marriage?

I heard that through my contacts anyway - that it was just made up to make a quick buck.

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LOL Josie isn't even crying.

[Wildcat!]

What's wrong with John? lol. And don't respond with, "what's right with him?".

I dont know, but people forget he is quite old!! ANd probably needs to be alone at times, and put his feet up!!

[MassiveTruck]

Wasn't Chantelle and Preston a fake celeb marriage?

I heard that through my contacts anyway - that it was just made up to make a quick buck.

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LOL Josie isn't even crying.

[MeMyselfAndI]

every1 has been crying today :bawling:

[setanta]

And I mean Chantelle, not Josie!!

[Jackie]

Josie crying now so emotional tonight.

[Omen]

Chantelle crying, aaahhhh!

Josie crying, eurgh!

[bansheewails]

Brian dowling will be blubbing soon, he always did like a good cry!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

there was way to much crying yesterday. Hate seeing Josie upset aswell. She should be over the moon, shes just won bb11 and got 100k but some ppl in there are being so insensitive to the skippy situation

[setanta]

Josie crying now so emotional tonight.

Josie is whinging, Chantelle was crying.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:(

[BringItOn]

So glad I got LF to watch, they miss soo much out

[bansheewails]

I believe Josie's cry more, cause there is the snot thing going on!

[setanta]

I believe Josie's cry more, cause there is the snot thing going on!

I don't. ha ha.

[MassiveTruck]

So glad I got LF to watch, they miss soo much out

I can't be bothered with live feed. Far too time consuming.

Even thought it's more fun in UBB and even more fun without Josie the fake crying dramatist!

[MassiveTruck]

Josie's got a massive backside. Absolutely huge!!

[danda012]

So we only get 1 day to vote? Seems unfair really to be honest.

[Stacey.]

Ulrika's sneaky little smile :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

god i hate ulrika

[bansheewails]

Josie's got a massive backside. Absolutely huge!!

I dont care, because I have a huge ass too. Josie is regular ordinary girl, thats why I like her! :D

[reece(:]

god i hate ulrika
Im starting to dislike her more, the devious face plus the boring ness is getting to me

[MassiveTruck]

I dont care, because I have a huge ass too. Josie is regular ordinary girl, thats why I like her! :D

I don't think she's regular at all.

She has a funny body that has been fed on Kebabs and other greasy awfulness that has carcinogens to mess up a person's shape.

Women usually grow in a certain way. Josie has mutated her body with the crap she fed herself from the 35000 pounds she stole from her mum.

[MassiveTruck]

They're talking about Metropolis on BBC2 right now!

[Jords]

Poor Josie, she was sweet claiming to only be 'normal'.

[AXG]

Wasn't Chantelle and Preston a fake celeb marriage?

I heard that through my contacts anyway - that it was just made up to make a quick buck.

Your contacts? Lol and who are your imaginary contacts? Oh...wait, I just answered my own question.

[MassiveTruck]

Poor Josie, she was sweet claiming to only be 'normal'.

That was for the cameras wasn't it.

Sounded like jealousy to me.

[MassiveTruck]

Your contacts? Lol and who are your imaginary contacts? Oh...wait, I just answered my own question.

No seriously... it was a sham marriage. There was an article in the paper too as to Chantelle making over a million in fact millions of pounds from it all.

My contacts are just people I've worked with. I know a lot about the producers on the show which is why I was put off by this series.