Brian Dowling's Funny Quotes Thread!

[Patrick]

Preston: Well we had 2 little chiwawas and she has them.
Brian: Ugh women always get to keep the kids don't they?

:joker::joker::joker:

I didn't watch BB2 but no wonder he won, some of the stuff he says on Live Feed and that are brilliant.

Earlier Nadia was like 'I'm so fat and lazy'
And he goes 'Oh no darling, you're not lazy!'
:joker::joker:


Any other Brian quotes you've laughed at?

[dian]

i love brian. brian to win

[carpetman0569]

Really?

[Grimnir]

he has been a bit dull really, still waiting to hear him say something funny or interesting

[chuff me dizzy]

Hes worth waiting for ,he is tv gold

[bansheewails]

He was brilliant yesterday during LF but as usual they want to show bloody preston and chanelle!

[yousoboo!]

he was too boring to get any HLs

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Its 06:49pm

Nikki: Shall i go to bed?
Brian: YES!

[Omen]

......................*..................

[Grimnir]

He was brilliant yesterday during LF but as usual they want to show bloody preston and chanelle!

surely if he was that good, he would be shown on HLs

Ben was known for his legendary quotes and they managed to get onto the HLs quite often so why not for Brian?

do producers like Ben, but dislike Brian?

[Omen]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nlqLA1wph3DPAM:http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/judekelley/random/tumbleweed.jpg&t=1

[bansheewails]

Josie asks Nadia how much her teeth cost, and Nadia replied: "I slept with him"

Brian replys: "and then he charged her double"

[yousoboo!]

cue the canned laughter

[daniel-lewis-1985]

surely if he was that good, he would be shown on HLs

Ben was known for his legendary quotes and they managed to get onto the HLs quite often so why not for Brian?

do producers like Ben, but dislike Brian?

Theyve hardly featured nikki either though. Shes had 2 tantrums which havnt been shown and we all know how much the producers love nikki.

[Patrick]

he has been a bit dull really, still waiting to hear him say something funny or interesting

Go watch Live Feed then.

[MeMyselfAndI]

he is hilarious on live feed isn't he :D
like josie good sense of humour :)

[Patrick]

Josie asks Nadia how much her teeth cost, and Nadia replied: "I slept with him"

Brian replys: "and then he charged her double"

:joker::joker:

[Iceman]

After entering the bedroom, Brian says: "There's a smell of something in here, smell of dog - do you not smell it? Probably Nadia."

Got that from DS LOL

[Patrick]

I loved when he walked in and he was like,

'Oh Nadia's here! Can't get away from you, of course Nadia's here!'

LOL

[BOOSH]

loved this one:
Preston: Well we had 2 little chiwawas and she has them.
Brian: Ugh women always get to keep the kids don't they?

and when he was all like
"Nikki's playing footsies with me already and it's the first night"

[shaz20]

I love Brian, he had me glued 24/7 during BB2, The younger people who didn;t start watching BB till later, really missed out in my opinion. BB2 was a really funny series from start to finish, I so wish I had recorded it all including LF, it would reduce anyone to tears with laughter.

[Jords]

Josie asks Nadia how much her teeth cost, and Nadia replied: "I slept with him"

Brian replys: "and then he charged her double"

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

When they had to put up their hands if they liked John.

He put his hand up, and as soon as he'd gone out the room, he was like 'Oh I can put my hand down now'

:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Ulrika"Is Coolio still in the dr?"
Brian straight in ,"either that or the Holiday Inn":joker::joker::joker::joker: love him

[luminoussun]

brian is a all time legend...i would say the funniest housemate i ever see in 11 series.
When he was with bubble they was like a comedy act ... you should watch bb2 if you ever get the chance...i think it was a good year.helen was a legend too

[chuff me dizzy]

brian is a all time legend...i would say the funniest housemate i ever see in 11 series.
When he was with bubble they was like a comedy act ... you should watch bb2 if you ever get the chance...i think it was a good year.helen was a legend too

i didnt like Helen when she in ,but when i watch the videos now i howl at her ,the dr when she was pi$$ed ,sobbing like a abby ,then ends with "can i have a plaster please" ...class tv ,everything Brian/Bubble was tv gold ,and Brian/Narinder excellent ,by FAR the funniest hm ever ,Im just shocked he has never been given a chat show or something big,he deserves it

[BOOSH]

I'm watching last night hl's he's been really funny

[Vladimir]

Love him.

[bbfan1991]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1336477

Loads of Brianism's in here:D:D:D.

[Patrick]

Ulrika"Is Coolio still in the dr?"
Brian straight in ,"either that or the Holiday Inn":joker::joker::joker::joker: love him

:joker::joker:

[Braden]

When Big Brother asked housemates if they thought John was nice and everyone put their hands up, when John went away annoyed and he was like ' well now that he's gone' and puts his hand down :')

[MeMyselfAndI]

To Ulrika.
Ulrika: The Show is nothing without her
then he said something like
Brian: Are you leaving too? good

[Patrick]

I love how he teases Chantelle all the time :joker:

'Oh did you hear that? Sssh ssh! Oh my god, guys don't tell Chantelle *Knowing she's behind him* but I heard Get Chantelle Out! Oh Chantelle! There you are!'

:joker:

He does it with Nadia alot too.

[Vladimir]

Found this on that DS thread:


Talking about that cute Oreo advert:

Ulrika: If you love children and have a heart, you'll love it. However, if you're cruel, heartless and slightly overweight...
Brian: *gasp* Leave Nadia out of this!

:joker::joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

I love how he teases Chantelle all the time :joker:

'Oh did you hear that? Sssh ssh! Oh my god, guys don't tell Chantelle *Knowing she's behind him* but I heard Get Chantelle Out! Oh Chantelle! There you are!'

:joker:

He does it with Nadia alot too.

This morning in the bathroom ,him and Nikki were talking about mouthwash ,Chantelle was behind him and he said give Chantelle some ,the whole bathroom erupted laughing

[Patrick]

LMFAO at the 2 above :joker:



There now, Nikki was bent over the sink in the bathroom like in pain and Brian walks in and goes 'Oh my god are you okay? Is the baby coming?'
:joker:

I love how quick he is with things.