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Lee.
28-08-2010, 10:24 AM
Seeing as Michelle bloody Bass is back in the house, I will be doing extra ranting and raving here over the next few weeks (For those of you who don't know, I HATE her)

Thought I would make this thread for when the expected accusations start stating that I must hate her because I am jealous of her..

So if you have been referred here after accusing me, I can assure you I am NOT jealous of Michelle! I have no reason to be, she has nothing I want and would rather bathe in my own pish than posess any of her personality traits.

Everything I hate in a woman.. horrible

Rant over :)

chuff me dizzy
28-08-2010, 10:25 AM
Me too ,and no doubt we will be jealous :sleep: ask me if i give a $hit ?

InOne
28-08-2010, 10:27 AM
Ok chicken

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb5/pics_main/bb5_2004_michelle_main.jpg

Lee.
28-08-2010, 10:28 AM
God she has mad psycho eyes!!

chuff me dizzy
28-08-2010, 10:28 AM
Ok chicken

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb5/pics_main/bb5_2004_michelle_main.jpg

Stop winding us up swine !!!

BigBrotherfan4ever
28-08-2010, 11:59 AM
Cant stand Michelle either, but little LF i seen lastnight she seemed as though she has really mellowed out, but as i said i only watching it for a short while & i've switched on LF about half hour age, not see any of her today, so i dont know if i will change my mind about her.

InOne
28-08-2010, 11:59 AM
Michelle and Victor will save this series. Utter fact.

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:05 PM
Anyone who hates Michelle needs to take a long look in the mirror.

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:06 PM
Anyone who hates Michelle needs to take a long look in the mirror.

Lol.. how so?

chuff me dizzy
28-08-2010, 12:07 PM
Michelle and Victor will save this series. Utter fact.

It doesnt need saving ? :sleep:

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:08 PM
Michelle and Victor will save this series. Utter fact.

Yeah..I do kind of agree with that.. I may hate Michelle but it's good to have people you feel strongly about, one way or the other. I felt this year there wasn't enough villians oradorables to be honest.. everybody was a bit meh if you know what I mean?

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:10 PM
Lol.. how so?

The problem is you, not her.

Stacey.
28-08-2010, 12:11 PM
I think she'll be entertaining but from what I've seen I don't like her.

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:12 PM
The problem is you, not her.

What? What problem do I have? I don't like the girl.. simple as that.

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:15 PM
What? What problem do I have? I don't like the girl.. simple as that.

Don't like? Ha! Your hatred is obsessive.

InOne
28-08-2010, 12:18 PM
Yeah..I do kind of agree with that.. I may hate Michelle but it's good to have people you feel strongly about, one way or the other. I felt this year there wasn't enough villians oradorables to be honest.. everybody was a bit meh if you know what I mean?

Victor isn't afraid to say anything to anyone. If we got Chantelle Preston and Ulrika out we'd have a good house. Can't see that happenening though :(

Everyone else is there for a reason wtf are they doing there?? llol

flamingGalah!
28-08-2010, 12:18 PM
What? What problem do I have? I don't like the girl.. simple as that.

Then that IS your problem isn't it, not Michelle's...

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:18 PM
Don't like? Ha! Your hatred is obsessive.

Oh yeah! You'd better believe it! :D

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Victor isn't afraid to say anything to anyone. If we got Chantelle Preston and Ulrika out we'd have a good house. Can't see that happenening though :(

Everyone else is there for a reason wtf are they doing there?? llol

Aw.. I like Chantelle! But yeah there are stronger characters that would be more entertaining to watch than her

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:25 PM
Then that IS your problem isn't it, not Michelle's...

Geez.. pedanticism is rife on here!

My points are a) I don't like Michelle Bass and b) I dislike her for reasons other than being jealous of her.

I see nothing to be jealous of, but I know it will not be long before some bampot insists that it is not possible to dislike her personality traits and therefore, I must be jealous of her..

That's all...

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:28 PM
Geez.. pedanticism is rife on here!

My points are a) I don't like Michelle Bass and b) I dislike her for reasons other than being jealous of her.

I see nothing to be jealous of, but I know it will not be long before some bampot insists that it is not possible to dislike her personality traits and therefore, I must be jealous of her..

That's all...

You're the only one who brought up jealousy. Me thinketh thou doth protest too much.

By announcing you're not jealous out of the blue anyone would think you are jealous.

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:34 PM
You're the only one who brought up jealousy. Me thinketh thou doth protest too much.

Yeah.. I'm planning on using this thread as a reference over the next few weeks when the "your jealous" accusations start. I can't be bothered arguing my case every time (and it will happen a lot)
People got accused of the same thing last year if they didn't like Sophie... I mean, please!
It drives me mad that people would assume this.. What has the like of her got that anybody would possibly be jealous of?? She's a nasty piece of work for gods sake!

I can assure you jealousy is just not me.. I'm too happy and secure within myself to waste time and energy envying somebody else, especially a rotter like MB!!

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:36 PM
Well you're the one who brought up the jelousy motif. I'm not jealous either. Whoop-de-do!

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:37 PM
You're the only one who brought up jealousy. Me thinketh thou doth protest too much.

By announcing you're not jealous out of the blue anyone would think you are jealous.

Nah.. you don't know me from Adam, if you did you would know that I most certainly am not!

LaLaLand
28-08-2010, 12:40 PM
You're obviously jealous in some form to post a thread telling us you're not jealous. ;)

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:40 PM
Nah.. you don't know me from Adam, if you did you would know that I most certainly am not!

Again with the protestation of your non-jealousy. Who cares?

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:41 PM
Again with the protestation of your non-jealousy. Who cares?

Erm.. you obviously. Just leave it now ok?

Lee.
28-08-2010, 12:43 PM
You're obviously jealous in some form to post a thread telling us you're not jealous. ;)

Hahahahaaa... nope not at all.. just thought I'd get this usual crap out the way before I spend the next couple of weeks ranting and raving about her, as I know fine well every time I say something negative about her, the jealousy card will be thrown at me.. This will save me having to argue every time :thumbs:

luminoussun
28-08-2010, 12:46 PM
jealous me thinks... you protest too much

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:46 PM
Who's playing the jealousy card? You!

Julie10
28-08-2010, 12:49 PM
Yeah.. I'm planning on using this thread as a reference over the next few weeks when the "your jealous" accusations start. I can't be bothered arguing my case every time (and it will happen a lot)
People got accused of the same thing last year if they didn't like Sophie... I mean, please!
It drives me mad that people would assume this.. What has the like of her got that anybody would possibly be jealous of?? She's a nasty piece of work for gods sake!

I can assure you jealousy is just not me.. I'm too happy and secure within myself to waste time and energy envying somebody else, especially a rotter like MB!!



I know people assume you are jealous of someone that isn't even real. A clone of several thousand women. False hair, false nails, panda eyes, false boobs, footballer bf, make up that needs trowelling off. rolling into night clubs half naked thinking they are hot :yuk:

InOne
28-08-2010, 12:49 PM
There isn't much to be jealous about with Michelle to be fair. She is a BB puppet who *****s herself all over. She is a great HM but a crappy person. Which is why she is on our TV screens.

flamingGalah!
28-08-2010, 12:52 PM
OP why did you even feel the need to start a thread simply to state that you hate her, but you're not jealous of her?? :conf:

Methinks you are a little obsessed... maybe you actually LOVE her? :conf:

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:54 PM
There isn't much to be jealous about with Michelle to be fair. She is a BB puppet who *****s herself all over. She is a great HM but a crappy person. Which is why she is on our TV screens.

Hold on! How can you say that? She puts a huge smile on my face. She has a spark, a soul, inner qualities. She's more alive than a lot of the living dead they put on that show.

BB_Eye
28-08-2010, 12:55 PM
What's not to like about her? Okay, she was extremely clingy around Stu, but she was nice girl most of the time from what I remember.

InOne
28-08-2010, 12:56 PM
Hold on! How can you say that? She puts a huge smile on my face. She has a spark, a soul, inner qualities. She's more alive than a lot of the living dead they put on that show.

Well, I mean she might be ok deep down. But just seems she got a little start struck or whatever. I liked the humble dark haired geordie girl. Not the posh talking plastic bint she is now. She will still be a great HM though.

Omen
28-08-2010, 12:58 PM
Well, I mean she might be ok deep down. But just seems she got a little start struck or whatever. I liked the humble dark haired geordie girl. Not the posh talking plastic bint she is now. She will still be a great HM though.

That's not what you said. Crappy person - that's well out of order.

And her accent is the same as it was in 2004, it changes when she's on camera, she gets all self-conscious.

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:01 PM
That's not what you said. Crappy person - that's well out of order.

And her accent is the same as it was in 2004, it changes when she's on camera, she gets all self-conscious.

Why is it our of order? We're all allowed opinions.

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:05 PM
Why is it our of order? We're all allowed opinions.

Can an opinion not be out of order.

Hitler/Fred West/Peter Sutcliff was a great role model, we should all aspire to be like him.

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:06 PM
Can an opinion not be out of order.

Hitler/Fred West/Peter Sutcliff was a great role model, we should all aspire to be like him.

What was the point of that last bit? You trying to go for shock value or something lol

BB_Eye
28-08-2010, 01:06 PM
Can an opinion not be out of order.

Hitler/Fred West/Peter Sutcliff was a great role model, we should all aspire to be like him.
That's hardly the same.

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:09 PM
What was the point of that last bit? You trying to go for shock value or something lol

It's to demonstrate that opinions can be out of order.

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:11 PM
It's to demonstrate that opinions can be out of order.

Well in my mind it is not. So there you go...

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:13 PM
Do you think an opinion is an adequte response to a fact, that the two equate and are equally valid, cos I don't?

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:14 PM
Why is she a good person? Do you know her or something?

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:16 PM
Why is she a good person? Do you know her or something?

No, do you? Unless you do how can you say she is a crappy person?

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:18 PM
No, do you? Unless you do how can you say she is a crappy person?

No. From from what I've seen her do on the outside helps me form an opinion. She isn't evil, but she is not exactly good. But I'm sure you'd fall for her smile.

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:20 PM
She did actually send me an autograph once. I think she's a nice person.

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:20 PM
:joker:

Omen
28-08-2010, 01:23 PM
It was an autographed magazine. I gave it to someone else who wanted it more.
She's a veggie, she has some association with the RSPCA. Nice qualities.

InOne
28-08-2010, 01:24 PM
Well we'll see how she comes across this time