View Full Version : Oooops Moments
Arneldo
04-02-2006, 09:31 PM
This is a Thread for thoose - Ooops momemts we all have.
You know the moments i mean - The moments acciidently tip sumone over, The Ooops moment you accidently forgot sumones birthday, The Ooops moment when you accidently worte or said the worng thing.
Post a Oooops moment Below.
Here is mine :
For Year i thaught that PePe le Peu was the President of France.
It was only a couple of months ago i relised the pepe le peu is the Skunk from the Looney Toons.
And - to make it worse - I worte it wa sthe answer to a question in a test 4 times.
I continually misspelled my French teacher's last name. This isn't really a problem, but she got angry with me and gave me two punishments. Harsh, you may think. I certainly thought so at the time. THEN I realised that I had spelled it so it read "Mrs Merde" and not *blanked out teacher's name for her safety*.
Erps!!
Siouxsie
05-02-2006, 10:48 PM
oops i always foreget to talk posh when i am teaching kids
bonnie43uk
07-02-2006, 06:22 PM
i was at work a few years ago, and said to this guy, .." that woman over there smells of piss"!!
. . . . it turns out that was his mum !!!! Ooooops !!
lol! No I dont really have many oops moments, maybe minor, insignificant ones but nothing that would make me have a heart attack :hugesmile:
~Kizwiz~
07-02-2006, 06:36 PM
I have so many oooops moments. There are too many to mention!
I constantly get words muddled... like "feak and weeble" instead of weak and feeble!
I'm so dizzy! (no comments on the dizzy kizzy thing) :rolleyes:
Screwmedoo
07-02-2006, 06:41 PM
The bride and groom requested" the theme from the movie robin hood"
(with Every thing i do i do it for you, by brian adams ,in mind)
after the ceremoney the walked out of the church to the jolly tune of "robin hood, robin hood riding through the glen" etc
:colour:
Corkie
07-02-2006, 08:19 PM
i wasnt doing p.e so my mum had to write in a letter saying andrew has an infected toe bla bla so i told her my teacher was called mr murray-feild but it wasnt it was ermmm well i forgot again but i handed in with the wroung name
hehe
BB-Rocks
07-02-2006, 08:39 PM
Me and my friend always talk about my english teacher and say her 1st name and 1 time i said her 1st name to her face!
James
08-02-2006, 07:58 AM
Oops! - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/4662424.stm
:shocked::hugesmile::shocked:
EugeneSully
08-02-2006, 05:13 PM
I forgot to get off the chairlift when I went skiing. LoL they had to stop the thing and reverse it so I could get off.
I don't quite get my timing right when it comes to getting off these things. and I'm going skiing in 10 days :sad: eak!
~Kizwiz~
08-02-2006, 05:50 PM
I can never get off the ski lift either steph.... I always end up going A over T and making a prat of myself! :bored:
Or I drop my goggles when I'm on a chair lift! DOH!
I tried skiing for the first time ever 2 years ago.. never again...
I kept falling over, and got stabbed in the side with someone's ski. I made her fall over and fracture a rib. OOPS!!
~Kizwiz~
08-02-2006, 06:00 PM
I'm off skiing in 3 days time... I cant bloomin wait!!!!! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/sportlich/d014.gif
I cried when I fell over the fifth time. :bawling:
lol when i was a beginner i remember having trouble getting off ski lifts, what I still have a problem with is when you ski away from the lift, sometimes it can turn round and go back the other way too quickly and smack you in the hip which isnt pleasant :shocked:
EugeneSully
08-02-2006, 09:40 PM
I'm off in 10 days!!!! Shall be nose diving into the snow. Hopefully I won't forget to get off the chairlift next time... haha all the funny stories seem to happen on ski holidays!!!
:dance: have fun on your holiday Kiz!
an Oooops moment I had today was in English. We were doing project work and I had my earphones on with my radio on... and radio 1 were hosting a quiz, and without realising, I was yelling all the answers in front of the whole class.. looked like I had some sort of tourettes syndrome. Quite shameful for me :bigsmile:
Sunny_01
09-02-2006, 02:30 PM
Last night at the ice hockey I turned to the lass behind who we always have a laugh with and said very loudly "does fat boy normall come to mid week games" then realised the the person we were on about was just arriving at his seat!!! he is a very annoying fat boy though, he has a season ticket for vipers and spends every game slagging them off which gets on my nips!
Originally posted by Sunny_01
Last night at the ice hockey I turned to the lass behind who we always have a laugh with and said very loudly "does fat boy normall come to mid week games" then realised the the person we were on about was just arriving at his seat!!! he is a very annoying fat boy though, he has a season ticket for vipers and spends every game slagging them off which gets on my nips!
Oh I hate it when people do that! I go to the Dons games a lot, and all you hear are the old people who sit behind me moaning...
"Och aye it's TERRIBLE min. That Anderson's just terrible."
Then two seconds later, when he's scored.
"Aye I knew that Anderson boy, he's a brilliant player..."
AND they always dump their stuff over the back of my chair and my brother's chair. Oh and there's the annoying little boy who sits in front of us who's always turning around, staring at me or my brother and then turning back again. We're just like "O_O"
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Arneldo
09-02-2006, 05:05 PM
I Had a BIG Oooops Moment today!
I went to a Prison as part of my CSPE corse.
I got there i got tlking to a somebody who i presumed worked there.
He said 'Are you excited bout havin a look around?' I saud 'Yeah, Just as long as nobody Murders me' ..... Turn out that the man i was tlking to was in Prison for murder ...... Ooooops!
O.O
Aaron! :shocked::shocked::shocked:
You could have DIED! >_>
~Kizwiz~
09-02-2006, 05:36 PM
Ohh Aaron.... thats a big Oppps moment.
I was walking through the center of Bristol this evening and my heal got caught in the pavement..... my foot went flying out and and my shoe stayed put!
People giggled and i blushed :blush2:
i had a oops moment today..
went into a cafe this morning before work and asked for spaghetti on toast as they ran out of beans, they said ' we aint got any of them either ' ..so i said ok i'll just have spaghetti oops then
EugeneSully
10-02-2006, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by SMC
i had a oops moment today..
went into a cafe this morning before work and asked for spaghetti on toast as they ran out of beans, they said ' we aint got any of them either ' ..so i said ok i'll just have spaghetti oops then
lmao are you a 6 year old undercover???
Fangz
11-02-2006, 05:32 AM
We were late taking Dizzy to the vet, and I'd just plonked the pet carrier on the table when...
Me: OMG! Where's the handle? It was here before, where'd it go? *panics* Where the £$&%! is it?!? Dad, the pet carrier hasn't got a handle any more!
Dad: *walks into kitchen and flips over the pet carrier* You had it upside down.
Siouxsie
14-02-2006, 09:44 PM
oops:joker:
Siouxsie
15-02-2006, 03:56 PM
mmm dodgy
texbex
15-02-2006, 04:00 PM
lol
Fangz
15-02-2006, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by darmitage48
this lady said to her new neighbour that she would make a good mother only
to be
told that the neighbour used to be a man
l
A bit awkward, but still a compliment, I guess.:laugh:
Corkie
15-02-2006, 05:31 PM
oh my friend went up to my other friend
said oh congrats about your mum being pregnant!
chris my mum isnt pregnant
lol when ever we bring that up he always says "it wasnt my fault i thought it was marias mum but it wasnt"
were like ofcourse
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