The SAW task

[Abhorsen]

The bedroom is locked while BB change the rest of the house to look like an abandoned building...

Think SAW the movies and you know what this task is about.

Shut the shutters so the housemates can't see outside. Lock the diary room door - no access to diary room.

Bring all the HMs into the living area.

Turn all lights off.

Plasma screen comes on and 'Jigsaw' speaks to the housemates...

Any suggestions of what he could say?

****** that clown s**t this would really get those celebs cr***ing themselves. LOL.

And which HM would crack first?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is this happening or are fantasising?

[Highlander]

How about one housemate being 'in' on the task. Perhaps faking their death, bb security come in to remove the body, that sort of thing. Start getting them worried and out of their comfort zone. Watch those viewing figures. Perhaps C4 could run Saw 1 & 2 after the show!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

How about one housemate being 'in' on the task. Perhaps faking their death, bb security come in to remove the body, that sort of thing. Start getting them worried and out of their comfort zone. Watch those viewing figures. Perhaps C4 could run Saw 1 & 2 after the show!

er, if somebody died in the house i highly doubt the show would continue :joker:

[Vladimir]

I would LOVE the Saw task. And those who survive should be rewarded or something like that.

[Highlander]

er, if somebody died in the house i highly doubt the show would continue :joker:

which part of 'FAKING their death' did you not understand

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

maybe they should do a task with chainsaws and the last one alive wins a disco with party rings in the small task room

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

which part of 'FAKING their death' did you not understand

duh they would know it was fake

[Abhorsen]

er, if somebody died in the house i highly doubt the show would continue

And I suppose when they had JJ and John James in a horse race they really became a horse. :rolleyes:

Read the OP again.

[Highlander]

maybe they should do a task with chainsaws and the last one alive wins a disco with party rings in the small task room

I thought you just said if someone died you thought the show wouldnt continue

[Highlander]

duh they would know it was fake

Are you for real lol

[fingers]

Send in the Vain Lord Ben dressed as Eminem and with his fake chainsaw!

[Highlander]

I would LOVE the Saw task. And those who survive should be rewarded or something like that.

Any ideas for the rewards?

[fingers]

Any ideas for the rewards?

An extra week in the house, alone, after UBB! lol:hugesmile:

[Abhorsen]

Send in the Vain Lord Ben dressed as Eminem and with his fake chainsaw!

The way that lot of idiots ran away from a man dressed as a clown just think of the way they would react when chased with a chainsaw. It would really make for a great HL show.

[fingers]

The way that lot of idiots ran away from a man dressed as a clown just think of the way they would react when chased with a chainsaw. It would really make for a great HL show.

It didn't even make a passable BBLB show!

[Abhorsen]

It didn't even make a passable BBLB show!

No, I meant a real chainsaw, something like Jason or Halloween!!!!

[Jords]

I would love this.

And they each go into the small task room (perhaps some in pairs) and have the puppet come on a screen telling them they have to do a task within a set time, if not they get locked into the big task room which has been transformed into a dungeon of some sort until futher notice (24 hours?) and will automatically be put up for eviction.

[fingers]

No, I meant a real chainsaw, something like Jason or Halloween!!!!

Health and Safety! as the Fake Italian was wont to say!

when he wasn't dunking his custard creams in hot juicy tea!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sorry im stupid

[Abhorsen]

I would love this.

And they each go into the small task room (perhaps some in pairs) and have the puppet come on a screen telling them they have to do a task within a set time, if not they get locked into the big task room which has been transformed into a dungeon of some sort until futher notice (24 hours?) and will automatically be put up for eviction.

And the pairs and one off HM have to do tasks against each other to survive.

Any ideas for what they could do for the tasks?

Maybe they have to shave off their hair in less than 10 min or be evicted, then we see who REALLY wants to be in that house!

[Abhorsen]

Health and Safety! as the Fake Italian was wont to say!

when he wasn't dunking his custard creams in hot juicy tea!

****** health and safety I just want those HMs to suffer and entertain us for a change. LOL.

[fingers]

****** health and safety I just want those HMs to suffer and entertain us for a change. LOL.

Guess you've never heard about Hell Freezing over?

[Abhorsen]

Guess you've never heard about Hell Freezing over?

It did freeze, I saw it when I was last there.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Guess you've never heard about Hell Freezing over?

i thought its been a bit chilly lately