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cub
31-08-2010, 12:26 AM
Normally they get Brian Belo in to talk about the current housemates or have him out on the street to do pop vox - or little sketches.

A BBBB (Big Brother Brian Bello) poem

Where is Brian Belo?

Where has he gone?

Brian Brian, Hello?

Why ain't he on?

Beso
31-08-2010, 12:27 AM
he's in the huff.

farhad
31-08-2010, 12:29 AM
they wouldn't of taken him if he didn't force himself to get work.

BBfan46
31-08-2010, 12:42 AM
They've finally realised that seeing Mr. Bellend on TV shortens the average viewers life by 7 years.

Legend killer
31-08-2010, 12:44 AM
I never liked him anyway but i do find it strange why he was not got for the UBB

Callum
31-08-2010, 12:46 AM
He's probably bitter about not being on UBB

Jordan.
31-08-2010, 12:47 AM
Who cares, enjoy it whilst it lasts. :D

Patrick
31-08-2010, 12:48 AM
He's been locked in the store room with Dick and Zag and is being tortured!

Lovely.

BBfan46
31-08-2010, 01:01 AM
He's been locked in the store room with Dick and Zag and is being tortured!

Lovely.

If only life were like that (sighs)

Shasown
31-08-2010, 01:14 AM
Due to this being the last season of BBLB/BBBM the producers of both programs met and discussed the joint problem of how to cure Belo's addiction to self demeaning acts of exhibitionsism on national television.

The following plan of action was agreed unanimously:

Immediately restrict his appearances on said shows.
Do not allow him the opportunity to demean himself for money.
Introduce him to the concept of self respect.
Replace the appearances on BBLB/BBBM with a one off relatively normal appearance on a BB-special cookery program shot over 4 evenings.
Reintroduce him to and reintegrate him into normal society over the UBB transmission period.
Introduce him as an emergency case to the local Jobcentre.

cub
31-08-2010, 10:31 AM
Ooo's shakespeare Izzee a director?

Hero1
31-08-2010, 10:42 AM
Belo would have won and walked the show, I guess BB did not want the UBB to be a black man LOL