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Mystic Mock
31-08-2010, 08:14 PM
does anybody else appreciate the very funny and nice forum member that is claymores? then come on this thread?

Patrick
31-08-2010, 08:18 PM
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InOne
31-08-2010, 08:20 PM
Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.

Claymores
31-08-2010, 08:22 PM
Naw - I'm a pr1ck - wake up folks!

Claymores
31-08-2010, 08:27 PM
Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.

jf is fun Joe - don't believe this thread is malicious! Me and jf bounce of each other funtimes

BB_Eye
31-08-2010, 08:28 PM
does anybody else appreciate the very funny and nice forum member that is claymores? then come on this thread?
Congradulations, you win this...
http://www.sthbodyjewelry.com/catalog/images/080106-0115.jpg

Shasown
31-08-2010, 08:29 PM
Naw - I'm a pr1ck - wake up folks!

Kin hell Ian I have been telling you that for ages, nice to know its sunk in ... at last.
Mind i still disagree that I am a fud.

Claymores
31-08-2010, 08:34 PM
Congradulations, you win this

Lol BB Aye - what did I criticise you of.............oops now I remember, it was posting shire about Josie wouldn't get £100k and Sam would - you joker :joker:

Claymores
31-08-2010, 08:35 PM
Kin hell Ian I have been telling you that for ages, nice to know its sunk in ... at last.
Mind i still disagree that I am a fud.

Yer a bad man Tel - I'm officially in the huff :bawling:

foxysarah92
31-08-2010, 08:43 PM
He is great

Claymores
31-08-2010, 08:48 PM
He is great

Danke - Shasown has already told me I'm a twat so gotta worry who else I peed off! :elephant:

BB_Eye
31-08-2010, 09:09 PM
Lol BB Aye - what did I criticise you of.............oops now I remember, it was posting shire about Josie wouldn't get £100k and Sam would - you joker :joker:
Oh yeah that. What can I say? I'm used to you being rude to everybody who criticises your favourites or supports housemates you don't like.

sooty
31-08-2010, 09:21 PM
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Claymores
31-08-2010, 09:26 PM
http://images2.cpcache.com/product/somerhalder-personalized-name/80065962v7_225x225_Front.jpghttp://www.fema.gov/kids/images/k2k/ga20.jpg

Love you sootster - you can have my knitted banana for not being bad at old Ian!

sooty
31-08-2010, 09:36 PM
Love you sootster - you can have my knitted banana for not being bad at old Ian!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqaQEheQUtw/SSr4di-ki1I/AAAAAAAABFQ/05qjBwmeWkQ/s1600/banana%2Bfront-side.jpg

Claymores
31-08-2010, 10:13 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqaQEheQUtw/SSr4di-ki1I/AAAAAAAABFQ/05qjBwmeWkQ/s1600/banana%2Bfront-side.jpg

Mine's is much better - 3 peelings and no stupid face soots!

Vicky.
31-08-2010, 10:14 PM
:worship:

Shasown
31-08-2010, 10:29 PM
:worship:

Hey behave you. Its me you are supposed to love and adore.

sooty
01-09-2010, 05:14 AM
Mine's is much better - 3 peelings and no stupid face soots!
I will let you win.:)
(Is this the right side?)
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/peace_3.jpg

Claymores
01-09-2010, 06:49 AM
I will let you win.:)
(Is this the right side?)
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/peace_3.jpg

Cheeky bissum (I've not used that word for many's a year!)

Niamh.
01-09-2010, 09:08 AM
aaawwwww, I love Ian too :worship:

Crimson Dynamo
01-09-2010, 09:15 AM
good old Claymores

Claymores
01-09-2010, 09:17 AM
good old Claymores

I'm sure you don't mean that LT :hugesmile:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 09:18 AM
aaawwwww, I love Ian too :worship:

:blush2:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
01-09-2010, 10:00 AM
we  claymores

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billy123
01-09-2010, 10:06 AM
cant be doing with him ;)

Claymores
01-09-2010, 10:11 AM
cant be doing with him ;)

Trust you to spoil the party :wavey:

Livia
01-09-2010, 10:56 AM
I'm a massive fan... Once I find out where he lives I'll be sitting outside his house in my car at all hours, sending inappropriately intimate gifts and taking secret photos of him. Oh yeah....

Sunday
01-09-2010, 11:10 AM
Dont know him. But Im not fussy , LOL.:joker:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 11:15 AM
Dont know him. But Im not fussy , LOL.:joker:

Is that an offer you randy mare?! :joker:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 11:18 AM
I'm a massive fan... Once I find out where he lives I'll be sitting outside his house in my car at all hours, sending inappropriately intimate gifts and taking secret photos of him. Oh yeah....

I'm looking forwards to these gifts Karen.......I do have a good imagination so the black worn undies would do :hugesmile:

billy123
01-09-2010, 11:19 AM
Trust you to spoil the party :wavey:aww you big bugger you know your my 6th fave on here really :spin:

ange7
01-09-2010, 11:22 AM
clay versus haters
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/surprise_senor.gif

Stacey.
01-09-2010, 11:23 AM
:love:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 11:23 AM
aww you big bugger you know your my 6th fave on here really :spin:

Big galoot is the Broons way to say that - how do I get promoted from 6th?!

Claymores
01-09-2010, 11:25 AM
clay versus haters

Is that you hating me?! How did I manage to pee you off ange? hahahahaha

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
01-09-2010, 11:29 AM
I'm looking forwards to these gifts Karen.......I do have a good imagination so the black worn undies would do :hugesmile:

:shocked: :bawling:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 11:34 AM
:shocked: :bawling:

Well you cheated on me with that bloke so I'm in the huff :nono:

ange7
01-09-2010, 11:35 AM
Is that you hating me?! How did I manage to pee you off ange? hahahahaha

lol nah .. your the ball!!

Sunday
01-09-2010, 11:51 AM
Is that an offer you randy mare?! :joker:

You just want smoothing over:joker:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 12:04 PM
lol nah .. your the ball!!

Thank god most of the ones I peed off are on the active BB forums or this could get tricky :hugesmile:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 12:05 PM
You just want smoothing over:joker:

Job done - but don't tell simon.........he's trying to turn me!

Lee.
01-09-2010, 01:25 PM
Yay for my fellow Fifer :D

Claymores
01-09-2010, 01:58 PM
Yay for my fellow Fifer :D

Is that the bestest yev got Lee?! Not too much in favour of old Ian :hugesmile:

Lee.
01-09-2010, 02:05 PM
Is that the bestest yev got Lee?! Not too much in favour of old Ian :hugesmile:

Tsk!

We love Ian! We love Ian! We love Ian... everybody together now..

:elephant: We love Ian! We love Ian...

:spin:

Livia
01-09-2010, 02:07 PM
Tsk!

We love Ian! We love Ian! We love Ian... everybody together now..

:elephant: We love Ian! We love Ian...

:spin:

We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

Lee.
01-09-2010, 02:09 PM
We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

Yeah!! I'd love that... as would Ian I'm sure :D

How are your cartwheels??

Claymores
01-09-2010, 02:18 PM
I'm liking the way this thread is going Lee - Karen is a bit of a hottie, can Livia come to your party?!

Lee.
01-09-2010, 02:49 PM
I'm liking the way this thread is going Lee - Karen is a bit of a hottie, can Livia come to your party?!

Yeah of course! The more the merrier Ian! As long as she's willing to partake in some strenuous happy dancing with a couple of mad Scotspeople..

Wait a sec... is she Scottish herself?

InOne
01-09-2010, 02:52 PM
ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

Lee.
01-09-2010, 02:56 PM
ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

Malt whiskey Joe?

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:00 PM
Malt whiskey Joe?

Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:04 PM
Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

Malt Whiskey isn't a brand..it's a type there's loads and loads of them though. Would you recognise the name if you heard it? If not you're going to have to come back and work your way through them all! :D

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:05 PM
ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

Anything from Islay will give you the smoke/peat/iodine hit Joe..........but a tad expensive - Lagavulin, Ardbeg, Caol Isla, Laphroig. Bowmore is about bottom of the list but available probably in Yorkie supermarkets. Port Ellen is the most expensive and what I collect (distillery closed) and my most expensive one is a 1971 worth a bit over a grand.

Tell me what you were drinking on your Scottish sojourn that you enjoyed and I can probably think of an equivalent from a different area like Highlands or Lowlands malts. Isle of Jura I think you'd probably like.

Whisky is one of my specialist subjects :hugesmile:

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:06 PM
In fact Joe it wouldprobably have been an Islay malt if it had a smokey (peaty) taste..

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:08 PM
In fact Joe it wouldprobably have been an Islay malt if it had a smokey (peaty) taste..

You're just a woman - how would you know?! Said he being uber-sexist :joker:

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:08 PM
Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:09 PM
Cheers, will have to check them out :D There was just something about that smokey after taste I loved, felt like it gave you a kick lol


And I drank a load of the local bitters as well. Can't really remember their names, although I did end up in the same pub Robbie Burns used to drink in :D

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:09 PM
Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

Jura is a seperate island - get yer map oot :hugesmile:

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:10 PM
Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

It was literally a load of bottles lined up and I just pointed at one lol I wish I had of given it more thought :(

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:12 PM
You're just a woman - how would you know?! Said he being uber-sexist :joker:

http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz109/xergoosrmada22/old-woman-middle-finger.jpg

Hahaha....

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:15 PM
It was literally a load of bottles lined up and I just pointed at one lol

The Scottish way would have been to have a dram from each Joe :joker:

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:16 PM
The Scottish way would have been to have a dram from each Joe :joker:

Haha, well I'm not made of money :tongue:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:16 PM
http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz109/xergoosrmada22/old-woman-middle-finger.jpg

Hahaha....

Now I know who to look for when I come into Next in Dumfi wee pal :xyxwave:

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:18 PM
Jura is a seperate island - get yer map oot :hugesmile:

Och,it's the same bloody area. Same peaty taste!

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:20 PM
Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:21 PM
you're going to have to come back and work your way through them all! :D

Good suggestion Lee - we'll break his liver down yet :hugesmile:

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:23 PM
Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

Yup Joe - I used to work in the Scottish Borders and lived in Galashiels and Selkirk at various points.

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:24 PM
Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

No, I haven't actually... I've never really visited the borders, only driven through them.

Incidentally, my friend saw Nessie a few weeks ago :D (I'm being serious)

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:25 PM
No, I haven't actually... I've never really visited the borders, only driven through them.

Incidentally, my friend saw Nessie a few weeks ago :D (I'm being serious)

How much had she had to drink? :tongue:

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:28 PM
How much had she had to drink? :tongue:

Lol.. he hadn't been drinking at all..The Nessie Heritage Centre have given him lifetime membership! He got a free Nessie Pen! His photos are going on the wall! plus the Inverness Courier want his story!
Hahahahaha.. It's really true.

If you knew this bloke, you would understand how funny this is! He was in the paper the week before for drunk driving for gods sake!

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:32 PM
Lol.. he hadn't been drinking at all..The Nessie Heritage Centre have given him lifetime membership! He got a free Nessie Pen! His photos are going on the wall! plus the Inverness Courier want his story!
Hahahahaha.. It's really true.

If you knew this bloke, you would understand how funny this is! He was in the paper the week before for drunk driving for gods sake!

Random lol wish I'd gone there now haha Is there any chance you could post the photos?

Lee.
01-09-2010, 03:36 PM
Random lol wish I'd gone there now haha Is there any chance you could post the photos?

I've not even seen the photos myself! Whatever it was was apparently big and scaley though. The bloke he was with said "you shoulda ****ing seen the size ay this hing.. it wiz the size ay a ****ing hoose min" :D

InOne
01-09-2010, 03:40 PM
I've not even seen the photos myself! Whatever it was was apparently big and scaley though. The bloke he was with said "you shoulda ****ing seen the size ay this hing.. it wiz the size ay a ****ing hoose min" :D

:joker: Sounds interesting! Always did like stuff like that. Myths and stuff

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:45 PM
We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

Only if you promise to wear a Claymores Cheerleader uniform:

http://www.claymores.co.uk/cheerleaders/photos/2004squad.jpg

Shasown
01-09-2010, 03:50 PM
Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

Claymores
01-09-2010, 03:51 PM
Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

Good call Tel - that never entered my mind originally.

Shasown
01-09-2010, 03:57 PM
Good call Tel - that never entered my mind originally.

You're welcome.

You owe me a bottle of it then!!!

Usual address. and I would appreciate it next day delivery.

Could also try one of the Chivas specials, like one of the "Royal Salute"s. Used to get them for about £8 a bottle, I know some of the workers over in Kieth. Nice bottle in a bag, in the box.

arista
01-09-2010, 03:59 PM
Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.


No to many are banned
Lock threads and Warn is far better

Lee.
01-09-2010, 04:00 PM
You welcome.

You owe me a bottle of it then!!!

Usual address. and I would appreciate it next day delivery.

Whilst you're at it Ian, I'll ahve a bottle of Smirnoff's finest :)

InOne
01-09-2010, 04:00 PM
Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkets?

Lee.
01-09-2010, 04:02 PM
So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkers?

I'd imagine so Joe..or Oddbins certainly?
You do have Oddbins in Engerland right?

InOne
01-09-2010, 04:03 PM
I'd imagine so Joe..or Oddbins certainly?
You do have Oddbins in Engerland right?

Not sure D: But i'll have a look next time I'm in town lol

Shasown
01-09-2010, 04:04 PM
So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkets?

Yeah larger Asda's and Tescos will definately carry it, Markies foodhalls and the Co-op do have it too. Not sure on the others.

InOne
01-09-2010, 04:06 PM
Yeah larger Asda's and Tescos will definately carry it, Markies foodhalls and the Co-op do have it too. Not sure on the others.

We have one of those super Tescos near us, so should be all good lol