claymores appreciation thread.

[Mystic Mock]

does anybody else appreciate the very funny and nice forum member that is claymores? then come on this thread?

[Patrick]

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[InOne]

Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.

[Claymores]

Naw - I'm a pr1ck - wake up folks!

[Claymores]

Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.

jf is fun Joe - don't believe this thread is malicious! Me and jf bounce of each other funtimes

[BB_Eye]

does anybody else appreciate the very funny and nice forum member that is claymores? then come on this thread?
Congradulations, you win this...
http://www.sthbodyjewelry.com/catalog/images/080106-0115.jpg

[Shasown]

Naw - I'm a pr1ck - wake up folks!

Kin hell Ian I have been telling you that for ages, nice to know its sunk in ... at last.
Mind i still disagree that I am a fud.

[Claymores]

Congradulations, you win this

Lol BB Aye - what did I criticise you of.............oops now I remember, it was posting shire about Josie wouldn't get £100k and Sam would - you joker :joker:

[Claymores]

Kin hell Ian I have been telling you that for ages, nice to know its sunk in ... at last.
Mind i still disagree that I am a fud.

Yer a bad man Tel - I'm officially in the huff :bawling:

[foxysarah92]

He is great

[Claymores]

He is great

Danke - Shasown has already told me I'm a twat so gotta worry who else I peed off! :elephant:

[BB_Eye]

Lol BB Aye - what did I criticise you of.............oops now I remember, it was posting shire about Josie wouldn't get £100k and Sam would - you joker :joker:
Oh yeah that. What can I say? I'm used to you being rude to everybody who criticises your favourites or supports housemates you don't like.

[sooty]

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[Claymores]

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Love you sootster - you can have my knitted banana for not being bad at old Ian!

[sooty]

Love you sootster - you can have my knitted banana for not being bad at old Ian!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqaQEheQUtw/SSr4di-ki1I/AAAAAAAABFQ/05qjBwmeWkQ/s1600/banana%2Bfront-side.jpg

[Claymores]

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Mine's is much better - 3 peelings and no stupid face soots!

[Vicky.]

:worship:

[Shasown]

:worship:

Hey behave you. Its me you are supposed to love and adore.

[sooty]

Mine's is much better - 3 peelings and no stupid face soots!
I will let you win.:)
(Is this the right side?)
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/peace_3.jpg

[Claymores]

I will let you win.:)
(Is this the right side?)
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/peace_3.jpg

Cheeky bissum (I've not used that word for many's a year!)

[Niamh.]

aaawwwww, I love Ian too :worship:

[Crimson Dynamo]

good old Claymores

[Claymores]

good old Claymores

I'm sure you don't mean that LT :hugesmile:

[Claymores]

aaawwwww, I love Ian too :worship:

:blush2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

we  claymores

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[billy123]

cant be doing with him ;)

[Claymores]

cant be doing with him ;)

Trust you to spoil the party :wavey:

[Livia]

I'm a massive fan... Once I find out where he lives I'll be sitting outside his house in my car at all hours, sending inappropriately intimate gifts and taking secret photos of him. Oh yeah....

[Sunday]

Dont know him. But Im not fussy , LOL.:joker:

[Claymores]

Dont know him. But Im not fussy , LOL.:joker:

Is that an offer you randy mare?! :joker:

[Claymores]

I'm a massive fan... Once I find out where he lives I'll be sitting outside his house in my car at all hours, sending inappropriately intimate gifts and taking secret photos of him. Oh yeah....

I'm looking forwards to these gifts Karen.......I do have a good imagination so the black worn undies would do :hugesmile:

[billy123]

Trust you to spoil the party :wavey:aww you big bugger you know your my 6th fave on here really :spin:

[ange7]

clay versus haters
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[Stacey.]

:love:

[Claymores]

aww you big bugger you know your my 6th fave on here really :spin:

Big galoot is the Broons way to say that - how do I get promoted from 6th?!

[Claymores]

clay versus haters

Is that you hating me?! How did I manage to pee you off ange? hahahahaha

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm looking forwards to these gifts Karen.......I do have a good imagination so the black worn undies would do :hugesmile:

:shocked: :bawling:

[Claymores]

:shocked: :bawling:

Well you cheated on me with that bloke so I'm in the huff :nono:

[ange7]

Is that you hating me?! How did I manage to pee you off ange? hahahahaha

lol nah .. your the ball!!

[Sunday]

Is that an offer you randy mare?! :joker:

You just want smoothing over:joker:

[Claymores]

lol nah .. your the ball!!

Thank god most of the ones I peed off are on the active BB forums or this could get tricky :hugesmile:

[Claymores]

You just want smoothing over:joker:

Job done - but don't tell simon.........he's trying to turn me!

[Lee.]

Yay for my fellow Fifer :D

[Claymores]

Yay for my fellow Fifer :D

Is that the bestest yev got Lee?! Not too much in favour of old Ian :hugesmile:

[Lee.]

Is that the bestest yev got Lee?! Not too much in favour of old Ian :hugesmile:

Tsk!

We love Ian! We love Ian! We love Ian... everybody together now..

:elephant: We love Ian! We love Ian...

:spin:

[Livia]

Tsk!

We love Ian! We love Ian! We love Ian... everybody together now..

:elephant: We love Ian! We love Ian...

:spin:

We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

[Lee.]

We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

Yeah!! I'd love that... as would Ian I'm sure :D

How are your cartwheels??

[Claymores]

I'm liking the way this thread is going Lee - Karen is a bit of a hottie, can Livia come to your party?!

[Lee.]

I'm liking the way this thread is going Lee - Karen is a bit of a hottie, can Livia come to your party?!

Yeah of course! The more the merrier Ian! As long as she's willing to partake in some strenuous happy dancing with a couple of mad Scotspeople..

Wait a sec... is she Scottish herself?

[InOne]

ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

[Lee.]

ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

Malt whiskey Joe?

[InOne]

Malt whiskey Joe?

Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

[Lee.]

Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

Malt Whiskey isn't a brand..it's a type there's loads and loads of them though. Would you recognise the name if you heard it? If not you're going to have to come back and work your way through them all! :D

[Claymores]

ohhhh Ian, I need you to name me some known Scottish Whiskey in Scotland we don't have in England but you have there. Cos they were really nice. Like a smokey flavour

Anything from Islay will give you the smoke/peat/iodine hit Joe..........but a tad expensive - Lagavulin, Ardbeg, Caol Isla, Laphroig. Bowmore is about bottom of the list but available probably in Yorkie supermarkets. Port Ellen is the most expensive and what I collect (distillery closed) and my most expensive one is a 1971 worth a bit over a grand.

Tell me what you were drinking on your Scottish sojourn that you enjoyed and I can probably think of an equivalent from a different area like Highlands or Lowlands malts. Isle of Jura I think you'd probably like.

Whisky is one of my specialist subjects :hugesmile:

[Lee.]

In fact Joe it wouldprobably have been an Islay malt if it had a smokey (peaty) taste..

[Claymores]

In fact Joe it wouldprobably have been an Islay malt if it had a smokey (peaty) taste..

You're just a woman - how would you know?! Said he being uber-sexist :joker:

[Lee.]

Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

[InOne]

Cheers, will have to check them out :D There was just something about that smokey after taste I loved, felt like it gave you a kick lol


And I drank a load of the local bitters as well. Can't really remember their names, although I did end up in the same pub Robbie Burns used to drink in :D

[Claymores]

Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

Jura is a seperate island - get yer map oot :hugesmile:

[InOne]

Bunnahabhian (sp?) and Jura are the popular Islay malts in my pub Joe.. Either of them ring a bell?

It was literally a load of bottles lined up and I just pointed at one lol I wish I had of given it more thought :(

[Lee.]

You're just a woman - how would you know?! Said he being uber-sexist :joker:

http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz109/xergoosrmada22/old-woman-middle-finger.jpg

Hahaha....

[Claymores]

It was literally a load of bottles lined up and I just pointed at one lol

The Scottish way would have been to have a dram from each Joe :joker:

[InOne]

The Scottish way would have been to have a dram from each Joe :joker:

Haha, well I'm not made of money :tongue:

[Claymores]

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Hahaha....

Now I know who to look for when I come into Next in Dumfi wee pal :xyxwave:

[Lee.]

Jura is a seperate island - get yer map oot :hugesmile:

Och,it's the same bloody area. Same peaty taste!

[InOne]

Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

[Claymores]

you're going to have to come back and work your way through them all! :D

Good suggestion Lee - we'll break his liver down yet :hugesmile:

[Claymores]

Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

Yup Joe - I used to work in the Scottish Borders and lived in Galashiels and Selkirk at various points.

[Lee.]

Any of you two been here? The drive up to it was realllly nice as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary's_Loch

No, I haven't actually... I've never really visited the borders, only driven through them.

Incidentally, my friend saw Nessie a few weeks ago :D (I'm being serious)

[InOne]

No, I haven't actually... I've never really visited the borders, only driven through them.

Incidentally, my friend saw Nessie a few weeks ago :D (I'm being serious)

How much had she had to drink? :tongue:

[Lee.]

How much had she had to drink? :tongue:

Lol.. he hadn't been drinking at all..The Nessie Heritage Centre have given him lifetime membership! He got a free Nessie Pen! His photos are going on the wall! plus the Inverness Courier want his story!
Hahahahaha.. It's really true.

If you knew this bloke, you would understand how funny this is! He was in the paper the week before for drunk driving for gods sake!

[InOne]

Lol.. he hadn't been drinking at all..The Nessie Heritage Centre have given him lifetime membership! He got a free Nessie Pen! His photos are going on the wall! plus the Inverness Courier want his story!
Hahahahaha.. It's really true.

If you knew this bloke, you would understand how funny this is! He was in the paper the week before for drunk driving for gods sake!

Random lol wish I'd gone there now haha Is there any chance you could post the photos?

[Lee.]

Random lol wish I'd gone there now haha Is there any chance you could post the photos?

I've not even seen the photos myself! Whatever it was was apparently big and scaley though. The bloke he was with said "you shoulda ****ing seen the size ay this hing.. it wiz the size ay a ****ing hoose min" :D

[InOne]

I've not even seen the photos myself! Whatever it was was apparently big and scaley though. The bloke he was with said "you shoulda ****ing seen the size ay this hing.. it wiz the size ay a ****ing hoose min" :D

:joker: Sounds interesting! Always did like stuff like that. Myths and stuff

[Claymores]

We should perhaps get cheerleading pompoms and work out a routine.

Only if you promise to wear a Claymores Cheerleader uniform:

http://www.claymores.co.uk/cheerleaders/photos/2004squad.jpg

[Shasown]

Hmmm might've been. Just sorta asked for one I didn't know the same of lol Does that have like a smokey after taste? I know one I has was Highland Reserve but that just tasted normal, so wasn't that

Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

[Claymores]

Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

Good call Tel - that never entered my mind originally.

[Shasown]

Good call Tel - that never entered my mind originally.

You're welcome.

You owe me a bottle of it then!!!

Usual address. and I would appreciate it next day delivery.

Could also try one of the Chivas specials, like one of the "Royal Salute"s. Used to get them for about £8 a bottle, I know some of the workers over in Kieth. Nice bottle in a bag, in the box.

[arista]

Jeward Fever needs a ban again I think.


No to many are banned
Lock threads and Warn is far better

[Lee.]

You welcome.

You owe me a bottle of it then!!!

Usual address. and I would appreciate it next day delivery.

Whilst you're at it Ian, I'll ahve a bottle of Smirnoff's finest :)

[InOne]

Try Talisker, from the only distillery on Skye, its the dogs bollocks.

So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkets?

[Lee.]

So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkers?

I'd imagine so Joe..or Oddbins certainly?
You do have Oddbins in Engerland right?

[InOne]

I'd imagine so Joe..or Oddbins certainly?
You do have Oddbins in Engerland right?

Not sure D: But i'll have a look next time I'm in town lol

[Shasown]

So will they sell most of these in normal supermarkets?

Yeah larger Asda's and Tescos will definately carry it, Markies foodhalls and the Co-op do have it too. Not sure on the others.

[InOne]

Yeah larger Asda's and Tescos will definately carry it, Markies foodhalls and the Co-op do have it too. Not sure on the others.

We have one of those super Tescos near us, so should be all good lol