Facebook status' that made you laugh

[Boothy]

I've just logged in and saw this on my news feed:

***** **** Research always shows that women do better then men in exams on average. Well in fairness they don't have to have a wank whenever studying gets too boring, do they?

:joker::joker:

Anyone else got any to share?

[Danielle1232]

No No Really A Dont Even Know What My Status it pmsl x

[LaLaLand]

This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

:joker:

[Smithy]

^
:laugh2:

[InOne]

All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

[danda012]

"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

[Danielle1232]

All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

Same (': All my FB Status is is Hi (': x

[Smithy]

"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

lmfao

[Boothy]

This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

:joker:

LOL :laugh2:

[Tom]

Facerapes usually :joker: but then I'm a bit simple :(

[rick-roll]

http://www.heykobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/facebook-fail-heykobe.jpg


http://leftos.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1263689446_facebook-lock.jpg

[Smithy]

http://www.heykobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/facebook-fail-heykobe.jpg


http://leftos.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1263689446_facebook-lock.jpg

:laugh3: