*mazedsalv**
13-09-2010, 08:40 PM
I am just reading DS, cant believe i forgot how funny she was... only in there for a few days but heres some of her quotes:.. she just didnt know what the hell Big Brother was.
Jackie - I'm not nominated
Lisa - You are nominated
Jackie - Nominated for what
Lisa - For eviction, you and John
[Lisa then walks away frustrated saying "I can't do this - i'm gonna strangle her"] lol
"Jackie, you have been evicted"
"Yeah, so what?" she just doesnt get the concept of the show :D
"This show has about 50m viewers right ? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains"
"Do people actually watch this **** night after night... they should do something with their lives"
"Have you done research on the show?"
"Research? Ive never heard of this **** show"
"Who's Big Brother ?"
"Im hungry, Im going to make some toast" walks towards the DR...
"Bridgette make me a toast!"
After first visit to the DR " Is Big Brother a computer ?"
"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"
"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"
"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"
Seeing Germaine lying on her bed " Are you warming a bed for someone else too ?"
to Bez)
"You have a great voice, have you ever thought of being an opera singer"
to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg"
Jackie about McCririck
"What's wrong with that old duffer?"
Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"
Germaine "Ok everyone, I have a suitcase to pack"
Jackie: "Where are you going?"
Germaine: "I'm leaving"
Jackie: "Why? D'ya get fired?"
Jackie: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: "It's a bunk bed"
about John
"Life's tough enough without being insulted by a nobody. Has he looked in the mirror lately?"....
"John you could give someone a nervous breakdown just sitting there"
Jackie - I'm not nominated
Lisa - You are nominated
Jackie - Nominated for what
Lisa - For eviction, you and John
[Lisa then walks away frustrated saying "I can't do this - i'm gonna strangle her"] lol
"Jackie, you have been evicted"
"Yeah, so what?" she just doesnt get the concept of the show :D
"This show has about 50m viewers right ? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains"
"Do people actually watch this **** night after night... they should do something with their lives"
"Have you done research on the show?"
"Research? Ive never heard of this **** show"
"Who's Big Brother ?"
"Im hungry, Im going to make some toast" walks towards the DR...
"Bridgette make me a toast!"
After first visit to the DR " Is Big Brother a computer ?"
"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"
"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"
"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"
Seeing Germaine lying on her bed " Are you warming a bed for someone else too ?"
to Bez)
"You have a great voice, have you ever thought of being an opera singer"
to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg"
Jackie about McCririck
"What's wrong with that old duffer?"
Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"
Germaine "Ok everyone, I have a suitcase to pack"
Jackie: "Where are you going?"
Germaine: "I'm leaving"
Jackie: "Why? D'ya get fired?"
Jackie: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: "It's a bunk bed"
about John
"Life's tough enough without being insulted by a nobody. Has he looked in the mirror lately?"....
"John you could give someone a nervous breakdown just sitting there"