Would you date...

[Vicky.]

This will probably fail badly. but I have an idea for a mini-game.

Basically, you ask a question starting with 'would you date someone......' and fill in the end with something that would definitely turn you off in a partner. The person after you answers, and then asks the question again, changing the ending. if that makes sense.

So.

Would you date someone who had no teeth and refused to wear dentures at all times?

[Ramsay]

no
would you date a man?

[Ninastar]

Yeah


Would you date someone who hadn't had a shower for a month? :shrug:

[Smithy]

No

Would you date someone who hated your music taste

[Vicky.]

Of course. music taste is nothing.

Would you date a guy who had a 2 inch penis?

[GypsyGoth]

Depends

Would you date a racist?

[Vicky.]

Possibly. if they kept their view to themselves.

Would you date someone with an incurable fungal infection on their face?

[arsenalforever]

nope

would you date a friends ex?

[Ramsay]

depends
would you date a ******

[spitfire]

No
Would you date me?:joker:

[arsenalforever]

depends
would you date a ******

as long as i cget to pull her/him off:joker:

would you date a no leg person?

[Vicky.]

No
Would you date me?:joker:

Maybe. Send me a photo honey ;) :p

Would you date someone who has constant bad breath and refuses to do anything about it?

[arsenalforever]

Maybe. Send me a photo honey ;) :p

Would you date someone who has constant bad breath and refuses to do anything about it?

nope

would you date a guy with no penis:joker:

[Smithy]

Isn't that a woman?

[Vicky.]

nope

would you date a guy with no penis:joker:

:eek: No penis...

Probably not, as I would probably have found that out long before it got too serious :laugh:

Would you date someone with blue waffle?

[arsenalforever]

:eek: No penis...

Probably not, as I would probably have found that out long before it got too serious :laugh:

Would you date someone with blue waffle?

whats blue waffle?

[GypsyGoth]

Google it Steve :laugh:

[Vicky.]

whats blue waffle?

Google is your friend ;)

[Jords]

Hell no.

Would you date a tramp?

[arsenalforever]

Hell no.

Would you date a tramp?

i dated many a tramp

would you date someone with crooked eyes?

[Vicky.]

i dated many a tramp

would you date someone with crooked eyes?

Yes. Probably, depends how bad it was

Would you date someone who was 50 stone if they had the most gorgeous face you had ever seen?

[Jords]

i dated many a tramp

would you date someone with crooked eyes?

You mean like lazy eyes? YESSSSS.
I love them.

Would you date somebody who was a dwarf?

[ILoveTRW]

No

Would you date an Animal?

[GypsyGoth]

no

would you date a crazy person?

[SoBig]

no.

Would you date date a person with pepperoni nipples?

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date a ******?

[Jords]

No.

Would you date somebody who was bisexual?

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date a peedo?

[MTVN]

No

Would you date someone who's really high maintenance?

[Jords]

Yeah.

Would you date an ex gf/bf?

[Vicky.]

Yes

Would you date an anorexic?

[GypsyGoth]

A recovering one, yes.


Would you date a really dumb person?

[SoBig]

If she is extremely hot, then yes.

Would you date a convicted rapist after they changed their life around?

[ILoveTRW]

Yes

Would you date someone with a hairy back

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date someone with HIV?

[30stone]

Would you date a really dumb person?

Lol, i love dumb girls!!

[ILoveTRW]

Yes.

Would you date someone with HIV?

No

Would you date someone unemployed?

[SoBig]

Yes.

Would you date someone that doesn't like sex?

[Vicky.]

Yes


Would you date a cross-dresser?

[MTVN]

Edit: No, not a cross dresser, someone who didnt like sex I would

Would you date a sex addict?

[SoBig]

No.

Would you date a virgin?

[ILoveTRW]

Not if they were planning on staying a virgin

Would you date someone who wanted a open relationship?

[Vicky.]

Hell yes

Edit. To both the virgin and the open relationship :p

Would you date someone with no arms?

[SoBig]

**** no.

Would you date a 4th cousin?

[Jords]

I dont think so, you couldnt do this > :hug:
But maybe if they had robotic arms.

Edit: No to 4th cousin, still family in my eyes.

Would you date a blind person?

[Twilight]

Nahh

Would you date a chav?

[ILoveTRW]

No

Would you date outside your race?

[Joelle.]

Yes

Would you date a neo-Nazi?

[Vicky.]

No

Would yo date a heroin addict?

[MTVN]

No

Would you date someone more than 15 years older than you?

[Joelle.]

No

Would you date a member of the BNP?

[Jords]

No

Would yo date a heroin addict?

No way, too much hassle!

Would you date somebody who was a recovering alcholic?

[Joelle.]

No, couldn't trust them

Would you date a convicted sex offender?

[SoBig]

No.

Would you date a known cheater that's extremely sexy and wealthy.

[Vicky.]

Yes.

Would you date a 16 year old?

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date a 60 year old?

[MTVN]

Yes

Edit: Not a 60 year old :p

Would you date someone with kids?

[SoBig]

Yes.

Would you date a 16 year old?
no, maybe 17.

Edit
Would you date someone with kids?

NO.


Would you date a 50 year old?

[Joelle.]

Yes

Would you date someone with genital warts?

[ILoveTRW]

No

Would you date someone with a stoma?

[Joelle.]

Yes

Would you date someone who had been castrated?

[MTVN]

No

Would you date someone with a latex fetish? :wink:

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date a TIBB member?

[Vicky.]

Yes.

Would you date a TIBB member?

Yes

Would you date a blind person?

[GypsyGoth]

yes

would you date an ugly person?

[Joelle.]

Depends if I knew them

Would you date someone who pays £1200 a night for sex with a prostitute?

[MTVN]

Yes

Would you date an escort?

[Joelle.]

Yes

Would you date someone with "jock-itch"?

[SoBig]

No.

Would you date someone on the internet?

[Vicky.]

Yes

Would you date someone who could not control their bowels?

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date Arista?

[Jords]

No, sorry Arista. :p

Would you date somebody who suffered with spots?

[Lucy.]

Yes.

Would you date someone with a terminal illness?

[Joelle.]

Yes

Would you date someone with syphilis?

[LemonJam]

No

Would you date someone you have a great connection with but has said they've run in with the law before and won't tell you why?

[Vicky.]

Hmm tricky one. Probably not incase they had some really bad charges...or were on the sex offenders register, or both.

Would you date someone who has previously admitted to having sexual encounters with an animal?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: No


Would you date a morbidly obese person?

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date susan boyle?

[Beastie]

No.

Would you date conjoined twins?

[Mystic Mock]

**** no.

would you date jedward?

[Vicky.]

Ew no.

Edit. That answer was for conjoined twins, but applies to jedward too :p

Would you date the brother/sister of an ex?

[Beastie]

No.

Would you date a black man/woman?

[Vicky.]

Of course

Would you date someone who constantly had snot running down their face? :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

and to your answer vicky no.

would you date me?

[Vicky.]

Probably not if you are anything like you are on the internet in real life, I think you would annoy me a bit. Feel free to send a photo though ;) :p

Would you date someone who had a really bad stutter?

[King Gizzard]

Yes, it'd be cute

Would you date Jimmy Saville?

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date Gary Glitter?

[Vicky.]

No. Definitely not :yuk:

Would you date michelle mcmanus?

[Beastie]

No.

Would you date a horse?

[Mystic Mock]

no.
edit..no beasty
would you date joe mcceldery?

[Vicky.]

Yes definitely, if he wasnt gay...

Would you date someone who is bisexual?

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date patrick on here?

[Vicky.]

No. Way too young.

Would you date a hermaphrodite?

[Josy]

No.

Would you date someone with tourrettes?

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date a dog?

[Z]

No.

Would you date someone with an amputated finger?

[Vicky.]

Yes

Would you date someone with an amputated nose?

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date jonty from bb8?

[bettiepage]

only if he bought his teddy.

would you date someone with brown teeth?

[Vicky.]

No :yuk:

Would you date someone who lived on the streets and ate out of a bin?

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date an asian man?

[bettiepage]

yes.

would you date a black lesbian?

[Vicky.]

No.

Would you date someone who is 20stone but the majority of that is ass?

[Niamh.]

No.

Would you date someone smaller than you?

[MTVN]

Yes

Would you date someone already in a relationship if you dont know the person he/she's with?

[Josy]

No.

Would you date someone famous?

[Twilight]

Yes ;')


Would you date someone who hated your bestfriend?

[abbey97]

Yes.

Would you date someone who can't talk?

[GypsyGoth]

yes

would you date someone with aids?

[abbey97]

No.

Would you date someone with no legs?

[Vicky.]

No.

Would you date someone with no legs?

Yes probably.

Would you date someone you were madly attracted to but knew they were married with kids?

[abbey97]

No.

Would you date someone that you only got to see 1 day a week?

[Joe.]

No.

Would you date someone that you only got to see 1 day a week?

No

Would you date someone with greasy hair?

[Niamh.]

Yes (I would just make them wash it!)

Would you date your friends ex?

[Captain.Remy]

No. My friends and I decided not to go there. You know, with the crabs and everything...

Would you date a rich guy/girl but who's dead dead ugly ?

[Firewire]

No.

Would you date someone if they had killed someone and had done their time in prison?

[abbey97]

Depends on why they killed the person.

Would you date someone who's lips were the size of your hand?

[SoBig]

No.

Would you date someone that lives in another country?

[abbey97]

If i could move to that country then Yes, if not then No.

Would you date a guy/girl that looked gay but wasn't?

[MTVN]

Yes

Would you date someone who's really hatred among most of the people you know?

[abbey97]

Yes.

Would you date some that is 15 or more years younger than you?

[Jords]

Yes.

Would you date some that is 15 or more years younger than you?

Hmmm a 1 year old? I think not. :joker:

Would you date a vegan, or other REALLY fussy eater?

[abbey97]

Yea.

Would you date someone with garlic breathe?

[Ninastar]

Yeah but I would tell them they had smelly breath.


errrmm Would you date someone who had one leg?

[Mr XcX]

No!

Would you date someone who wanted a sex change.

[abbey97]

No.

Would you date someone who wanted to kill themself?

[Jords]

Yes, Id try to get them to see life aint all bad.

Would you date somebody who did not speak your language at all?

[Mr XcX]

Yes.

Would you date the next forum member to quote you??/

[Mystic Mock]

depends.

would you date stephen hawking?

[Smithy]

No

Would you date someone with a terminal illness

[SoBig]

no

Would you date someone that just wants you for your body and he/her is the best looking person you've ever seen?

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date luke marsden?

[Smithy]

No,

Would you date someone just because they were a millionaire

[Mr XcX]

Yes!!!

Would you date your boss???

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date women who have a penis?

[Captain.Remy]

that's not a woman then so no.

would you date your teacher's son/daughter to get better appreciations ?

[Ninastar]

if they were fine, then yeah


Would you ever date someone who smelt like **** (?)

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date a realitive to aldolf hitler?

[Jords]

Nope, I mean who would? :joker:

Would you date somebody who has a body full of tattoos?

[Josy]

No.

Would you date someone that had elephantitis?

[BBfan46]

No,
Would you date SJP?

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date nikki grahame?

[MTVN]

No I wouldnt, surely these "would you date..." questions should be followed by a generic put offs, and not specific people btw?

Would you date someone who hates your family?

[Niamh.]

No

would you date someone who hates dogs?

[Jords]

Yes,,, I would want a dog though >_>

Would you date somebody who had an annoying voice but great personality?

[Ninastar]

Yeah

Would you date someone who had to go to bed at 9 everynight? and if they didnt they would cry untill they fell asleep?

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date somebody that was blind?

[GypsyGoth]

Yeah

Would you date someone who had to go to bed at 9 everynight? and if they didnt they would cry untill they fell asleep?

:laugh2: No


And I would date a blind person.

Would you date someone who hiccuped all the time? Like they never stopped.

[Jords]

Nah.

Would you date somebody who wanted to sleep in a bunkbed with ya instead of a double?

[Ninastar]

yeah cause its nice to be close to them ;)


would you date someone who was turned on by your pain (?)

[Jords]

I meant up + down. :laugh:

No, I hate stuff like that rofl.

Would you date somebody who had to have a dog sleep in their bed?

[Smithy]

lmfao Are you calling yourself a dog if you say yes?

[Ninastar]

I meant up + down. :laugh:

No, I hate stuff like that rofl.

Would you date somebody who had to have a dog sleep in their bed?

oh right. yeah probs

[Jords]

Only if its you saying yes. ;)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

D:

[Ninastar]

yeah cause I dont mind having dogs in bed


(take that as you will)




Would you date someone who woke up screaming your name every night (also take that how you will)

[GypsyGoth]

Yes I would


Would you date a monkey who had loads of money?

[Mystic Mock]

no.

would you date somebody that picked there nose?

[Smithy]

Yes (doesn't everyone pick their nose at some point)

Ermm, would you date someone who had been previously divorced three times, each time their partner dying in mysterious circumstances

[Ninastar]

no cause I wouldnt wanna die


Would you date someone who had no experience what so ever, in anything.

[Mystic Mock]

yes.

would you date somebody thats sarcastic?

[Smithy]

Yes

Would you date someone who has 3 children to 3 different partners

[Vicky.]

Yes

Would you date someone who has ears the size of their head?

[Smithy]

No

Would you date someone who wanted your butterscotch

[Beastie]

Yes.

Would you date a bigamist?

[Niamh.]

No

would you date someone who had beat up there last partner?

[Josy]

No.

Would you date someone with vampire disease?

[Niamh.]

I had to google that and yes

Would you date someone with agoraphobia?

[Enid]

Yes.

Would you date someone who has a mental or physical disability?

[alc09]

No

Would you date someone who wanted to do you up the arse?

[BB_Eye]

No

Would you date someone who recently got out of prison and claimed they were totally reformed?

[MTVN]

Yes

Would you date someone with major mood swings?

[Niamh.]

em probably not no

would you date someone who lived in another country? (long distance relationship)

[Jords]

Nah, I kinda used to for a couple of weeks but it was pointless tbh so we just chat as friends now. :laugh:

Would you date somebody who flirted with others a lot?

[Stacey.]

Yeah.

Would you date someone with bipolar?

[Vicky.]

Probably.

Would you date someone who was heavily into S&M :devil:

[BB_Eye]

Nope

Would you date somebody who lies many times a day?

[Beastie]

No.

Would you date Stacey from TIBB?

[Jords]

Been there, done that, got the T shirt. :laugh:

Would you date somebody who wanted 6 children?