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Locke.
20-09-2010, 02:16 AM
Me and my mate (Waters) were harmlessly walking down the road when we came across this gigantic beast. It was hiding under a skip but then when it saw us it started poking its head out and spying at us, so I decided to get my phone out an take a picture/video. While I was doing this Fluffy (the ferrit) escaped from the skip and started running down the road, we followed it and then it went crazy and flipped around, diving at us at full force. Luckily, myself and Waters escaped the clutches of this wild beast, and also managed to catch the attack on video (I expect it to be on one of them documentary shows on the Sky in the coming months).

And just when you think this can't get any worse, I get home to find out I could get about £200 for this ferrit. So tomorrow I'm going to send out one of my colleagues to collect the beast and have it sold.

Pictures of Fluffy:

Fluffy under the skip:

http://i54.tinypic.com/148db7n.jpg

Fluffy making a run for it:

http://i55.tinypic.com/e7jrso.jpg

Fluffy trying to break into some random house:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2n21dp0.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/x1hh7s.jpg

Just before the attack!:

http://i55.tinypic.com/9lg0vr.jpg

The attack:

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Ok I just watched the video for the first time, it doesn't seem that traumatic but that's just because my finger was covering the lens at the time... You don't get to see the ferrit jump through the air flashing it's big huge yellow teeth at us
Shaun
20-09-2010, 02:26 AM
*ferret

but oh my.
Locke.
20-09-2010, 02:27 AM
Typed ferrit too many times in that post... can't be bothered going back through and correcting it each time
Locke.
20-09-2010, 02:28 AM
How much are you willing to offer me for Fluffy Shaun?
bettiepage
20-09-2010, 02:30 AM
it looks like a fish on the last pic.
Jessica.
20-09-2010, 02:48 AM
Oh deary me.
Locke.
20-09-2010, 02:50 AM
Reminded me a bit of when the smoke monster tried to drag Locke down the hole in Lost
Jessica.
20-09-2010, 02:52 AM
Reminded me a bit of when the smoke monster tried to drag Locke down the hole in Lost

:shocked: You must have been terrified!
Stacey.
21-09-2010, 03:32 PM
LOL omg D:

You guys have the best accents btw!
Smithy
21-09-2010, 03:34 PM
LOL omg D:

You guys have the best accents btw!

How could you even understand them O.O
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-09-2010, 04:09 PM
my local pet shop sells ferrets
Ninastar
21-09-2010, 04:14 PM
I really want a ferret. they are so cute!
Tom4784
21-09-2010, 04:22 PM
I've always wanted a Ferret.
Chels
21-09-2010, 04:26 PM
LOL since when was there Ferrets in Liverpool?

And yeaa your accents are amazing :D
Snaked Worm
21-09-2010, 05:52 PM
poor thing will have been terrified it wont survive long on the streets.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-09-2010, 05:53 PM
waters is a strange name
Stacey.
21-09-2010, 05:53 PM
waters is a strange name

That's his username on here, not in real life :laugh:
Locke.
21-09-2010, 08:01 PM
Ferrets are just like long rats, I'm willing to sell this one to one of you though for £200