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InOne
20-09-2010, 10:45 PM
1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

4. What is the best diet?

5. Is there anybody out there?

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love?

8. What is the secret to happiness?

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

10. How long will I live?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424

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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
20-09-2010, 10:46 PM
wtf @ 9

Smithy
20-09-2010, 10:48 PM
5. Is there anybody out there?

:wavey:

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?


Lady GaGa :bigsmile:

lostalex
20-09-2010, 10:52 PM
How come when you sneeze while taking a piss it interupts yur flow?

InOne
20-09-2010, 10:52 PM
:wavey:


Lady GaGa :bigsmile:

:bored:

Marsh.
20-09-2010, 10:55 PM
You forgot "Did anything in Lost actually mean anything?"

LaLaLand
20-09-2010, 10:56 PM
What was the catalyst for racism/sexism/homophobia? That's always been a wonder of mine and I can't seem to get clear answers.

lostalex
20-09-2010, 10:58 PM
What was the catalyst for racism/sexism/homophobia? That's always been a wonder of mine and I can't seem to get clear answers.

Tribalism. It's a significant part of human evolution. Humans hunt in packs. Forming tribes/packs gave us a significant advantage over our prey. Also the stronger the tribe/pack the better able we were able to defend our women/children from other tribes/packs.

It's all very animal. Very Darwinian.

Beastie
20-09-2010, 11:03 PM
Interesting.

GypsyGoth
20-09-2010, 11:27 PM
I want some answers.

lostalex
20-09-2010, 11:34 PM
I want some answers.


greedy bitch.

GypsyGoth
20-09-2010, 11:49 PM
greedy bitch.

:laugh:

Shasown
20-09-2010, 11:52 PM
Why is orange jam called marmalade.

setanta
21-09-2010, 12:00 AM
1. What is the meaning of life?

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Doesn't mean anything - just gibberish

2. Is there a God?
Yeah, just hold a mirror up to a dog.

I'll think of more answers later.

Shasown
21-09-2010, 12:12 AM
3. Do blondes have more fun? Yes

4. What is the best diet? Coke Zero

5. Is there anybody out there? Yes me

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love? Tennis speak for nothing

8. What is the secret to happiness? Accepting what you have and not succumbing to jealousy or desires.



10. How long will I live? A whole lifetime.

Beastie
21-09-2010, 12:15 AM
Question 9 is ridiculous though! I never got into the Soprano's! lol

Vicky.
21-09-2010, 12:16 AM
10. How long will I live?


http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

D:

setanta
21-09-2010, 12:16 AM
3. Do blondes have more fun? Yes
.

Ah, but look at Michelle Bass in the house this time round... or maybe she just was in for a break?

setanta
21-09-2010, 12:19 AM
Question 9 is ridiculous though! I never got into the Soprano's! lol

Plus he's a fictional character and all you have to do is throw in a dvd, right?

Mac Hiavellian
21-09-2010, 12:24 AM
What hurts more: giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?

GypsyGoth
21-09-2010, 12:33 AM
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

D:

I'm going to live till Sep 29 2075 :shocked:

setanta
21-09-2010, 12:39 AM
Why do they say, "help the needy"? That has a bad connotation to it, right? I associate needy with high maintenance or annoying people, you know? Always found that a strange saying.

Shasown
21-09-2010, 12:50 AM
Ah, but look at Michelle Bass in the house this time round... or maybe she just was in for a break?

Badly dyed blonde

What hurts more: giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?

Imagine trying to sh1t a bowling ball or piss a grapefruit.

bettiepage
21-09-2010, 12:50 AM
:wavey:


Lady GaGa :bigsmile:

people who died before 2008 wouldn't have a clue who she was. you fail.

Mac Hiavellian
21-09-2010, 01:11 AM
Why do they say, "help the needy"? That has a bad connotation to it, right? I associate needy with high maintenance or annoying people, you know? Always found that a strange saying.

That's exactly what I thought. I've known many needy people and I've since learnt they're not worth helping. Perhaps 'Help the helpless'?

Imagine trying to sh1t a bowling ball or piss a grapefruit.

Lol, I've been told that before and while it doesn't sound pleasant, men's genetalia is an organ but on the outside of the body so it's easily suseptible to pain. I think the only sure fire way would be to have a female-to-male transsexual's honest opinion as they're the only people able to experience both. And I don't think anyone's going to willingly let that happen

Vicky.
21-09-2010, 01:18 AM
I'm going to live till Sep 29 2075 :shocked:

Your Armageddon's day is Jul 30 2063

:eek:

KG.
21-09-2010, 01:19 AM
Haddaway can take credit for number seven.

Mac Hiavellian
21-09-2010, 01:22 AM
Haddaway can take credit for number seven.

Love it. :thumbs:

setanta
21-09-2010, 01:23 AM
Love it. :thumbs:

I only loved it when the guys from SNL danced to it. That was the song, right?

Mac Hiavellian
21-09-2010, 01:26 AM
I only loved it when the guys from SNL danced to it. That was the song, right?

If this is it, then yes lol. :D

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Niamh.
21-09-2010, 09:48 AM
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

D:

Your Armageddon's day is Nov 27 2069

Shasown
21-09-2010, 11:13 AM
I think the only sure fire way would be to have a female-to-male transsexual's honest opinion as they're the only people able to experience both. And I don't think anyone's going to willingly let that happen

What planet are you on? Not a sure fire way at all.

A female to male transexual doesnt grow testicles or have them surgically grafted on. A scrotum like appendix is created from skin and then prosthetic testicles are inserted.

As the testicles are prosthetic, they dont have the same nerves in them or around them that a male has.

30stone
21-09-2010, 12:09 PM
What hurts more: giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?

Giving birth for a woman, apparently is equal to a man trying to squeeze a golf ball out of his penis.

arista
21-09-2010, 12:21 PM
I want some answers.


There is No God.

Smithy
21-09-2010, 02:36 PM
I'm going to live till Sep 29 2075 :shocked:

Your Armageddon's day is Jul 27 2077 haha

BBfan46
21-09-2010, 09:50 PM
people who died before 2008 wouldn't have a clue who she was. you fail.

Before 2009! Cool people knew about her before then (like myself ;)) but she only became really famous in Spring of last year.

Mac Hiavellian
22-09-2010, 10:25 PM
What planet are you on? Not a sure fire way at all.

A female to male transexual doesnt grow testicles or have them surgically grafted on. A scrotum like appendix is created from skin and then prosthetic testicles are inserted.

As the testicles are prosthetic, they dont have the same nerves in them or around them that a male has.

I'm from Earth. Hi.

Obviously it wouldn't be the exact same effect but surely they can feel something there as it is still flesh tissue.

Giving birth for a woman, apparently is equal to a man trying to squeeze a golf ball out of his penis.

Slightly wider and expandable but I get the idea lol. Ouch