Funny (but true) quote about women

[Tom]

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of ****.

[Mystic Mock]

coming off a guy here, but if i was getting treated badly by somebody i would give them alot of crap.

[Tom]

coming off a guy here, but if i was getting treated badly by somebody i would give them alot of crap.

but nothing compares to the wrath of a woman. ever.

[Patrick]

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/themes/default/images/promo/eastenders25/trevor-02.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh dear and your post started so well! I was almost going to ask you to marry me :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

ahahaha, someone on fb had that as her status a few months back and my husband commented, "What if you give her a kick in arse"? .....................charming!

[30stone]

Thats 100% true.

lol.
Had me laughing :)

[billy123]

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/themes/default/images/promo/eastenders25/trevor-02.jpglovely a depiction of murder well done kid.

[Josy]

ahahaha, someone on fb had that as her status a few months back and my husband commented, "What if you give her a kick in arse"? .....................charming!

:laugh:

[Tom]

ahahaha, someone on fb had that as her status a few months back and my husband commented, "What if you give her a kick in arse"? .....................charming!

She'd probably make sure you can never poo through your bum ever again