The X Factor- -09/10/10- 7:40pm- Live Show 1- Discussion Thread

[Saph]

Shes a better rapper

[King Gizzard]

Cheryl will probably stand up.

[Smithy]

dreading the dr .green part

Professor Green

[MeMyselfAndI]

Lovee her!

[Maia]

'I'm not good to girls, me, I'ma bad boy.'

[King Gizzard]

Awful 3/10

[ButterflyGirl]

Flat with a lot of backing track , rubbish.

[Marsh.]

Give her credit where it's due though, it's something not seen on X Factor before. So that's good.

[Jordan.]

Shes amazing! :love:

[Stephanie]

i'm sorry but, i could do WAY better than that. and that's saying something. 0/10.

[GypsyGoth]

Did anyone see her on Xtra factor last week? the shot she had in the adidas hoody with the crappy bike beside her? It was horrendous

Yep :laugh:

[BB_Eye]

Louis wussing out

[Thotmas]

NOOOOOO! THEY ALL AGREED TO KISS HER ARSE TONIGHT NO MATTER WHAT!! **** YOU JUDGES!!!:bawling::bawling:

[GiRTh]

Utter sh*t.

[Jayson]

Honestly... 4/10.

[King Gizzard]

Her rear end will have to be reconstructed one day due to the traffic of people currently stuck inside it

[Locke.]

Very good performance, back in with a big chance of winning again now.

[BB_Eye]

They're all wussing out :eek:

[Zippy]

LOL Simon!

[bbfan1991]

OMG Gamu protestors are going to be furious:joker:.

[GypsyGoth]

I thought it was a safe song choice for her, but she did sing it well.

[Jordan.]

9/10 she was epic.

[Maia]

Now Cheryl, don't make a spectacle of yourself.

[zotler.]

i'm sorry but, i could do WAY better than that. and that's saying something. 0/10.

With you here, that was just horrible. D:

[Jayson]

God... even Simon has started licking anus.

[Ninastar]

Simon's 51!!??

[Saph]

Id love someone to do a Borat style attack on Cheryl lol

[MeMyselfAndI]

Cher - 9.5/10

[Saph]

God... even Simon has started licking anus.

you wait till Mary comes on :P

[Zippy]

Shes amazing! :love:

A star is born!! :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

disgusting tramp.

[bbfan1991]

If Cher is voted through the fact some people will be peed off makes it worthwhile;).

[BB_Eye]

Id love someone to do a Borat style attack on Cheryl lol
How do you mean? Kidnap her and put her in a bag?

[GypsyGoth]

Simon's 51!!??

Yep.

[Maia]

6/10.

[GiRTh]

Was it an original verse or the same as Prof Green's

[Smithy]

why are they putting wildcards on before actual contestants :/

[Locke.]

**** sake Diva Fever the most annoying ***** in the world

[bbfan1991]

Gamu is there in spirit:love:.

[Saph]

How do you mean? Kidnap her and put her in a bag?

yep, and chuck in in a river.


or a fire, or a chemical waste dump site ;)

[BB_Eye]

Is Wii Party the first videogame JLS ever played?

[Thotmas]

I'm not going to watch if they're going to praise her arse even when she's ****!!
Simon I respect you because you tell the truth!! Please don't kiss arse for good press!!! You don't are anyway, you're leaving the UK x factor.:bawling:

[Saph]

Coffee monkeys!

[Jords]

Cher was quite good, love the rap bit but I dont think shes that strong singing anyhow good performance too. 7/10

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FYD 4/10
Matt 8/10
John 5/10
Rebecca 7/10
Storm Lee 7/10
Belle Amie 7.5/10
Cher 7/10

[zotler.]

Her voice is so boring and dull, she's just not good.

[Thotmas]

I'm not going to watch if they're going to praise her arse even when she's ****!!
Simon I respect you because you tell the truth!! Please don't kiss arse for good press!!! You don't care anyway, you're leaving the UK x factor.:bawling:

[Shaun]

why've they put an ad break straight after her? It's almost as if they're trying to give her special attention...

[\PJ/]

Really poor show tonight.

[Saph]

Gamu is there in spirit:love:.

nah shes watching at home while packing her suitcase

[Maia]

Good old blue he took the Milky Way.

[BB_Eye]

Is she supposed to have fully recovered from her Tonsilitis? She seemed a lot better at the original audition.

[Ninastar]

Yep.

:love:


and wow! he doesnt look it at all!

[King Gizzard]

Was it just me or was it only after chers performance that they mentioned the downloading thing?

[Smithy]

Was it just me or was it only after chers performance that they mentioned the downloading thing?

no he mentioned it for them all

[Saph]

first wildcard?

Wheres tesco mary? :o

[Locke.]

Kill them. Kill them now.

[Jordan.]

Here we go....

[Thotmas]

Is she supposed to have fully recovered from her Tonsilitis? She seemed a lot better at the original audition.
She's got the same kind of long term disease Cheryl had....the fake kind, or fakenytus.

[MeMyselfAndI]

oh god..

[GypsyGoth]

:love:


and wow! he doesnt look it at all!

:lovedup:

True, he could pass for something like 40.

[Maia]

God it's Jedward 2.0

Twem were robbed.

[BB_Eye]

I bet Cher will still probably get more votes than Treyc or Paije. :bored:

[King Gizzard]

They should be on Rupauls Drage Race

[Smithy]

Louis put Jedward through last year, and he's asking if Diva Fever can be pop stars!!?

nobhead

[Shaun]

oh i feel homophobic.

[King Gizzard]

rofl

[Ninastar]

:lovedup:

True, he could pass for something like 40.

IK!!!
He could be a grandad! he isnt even a dad though is he?






and Oh dear lord.

[bbfan1991]

Steps reincarnated:laugh:.

[Saph]

These ***** can sing ;)

[MeMyselfAndI]

i really like Aiden too.. ;/

[Thotmas]

MY GAY BABIES!! :bawling:

Aw they're so scissor sisters/wham

[GypsyGoth]

This is awful.

[King Gizzard]

Elton John meets TaTu

[BB_Eye]

LOL, this is hilarious. I'm glad they got picked now.

[zotler.]

lmfao.

[Maia]

There I was fairly happy with the top 12...and then they do the wildcards and bring these morons on.

[Stephanie]

they sound much better than cher :L

[Jordan.]

Elton John meets TaTu

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Funnier than Jedward ever were though

[GypsyGoth]

Elton John meets TaTu

:laugh2:

[Thotmas]

That black guy in the yellow vast is a dancer for everyone in UK. My sister met him and she says he's an utter dick!

[bbfan1991]

YMCA is making a comeback:D.

[Maia]

1/10.

[Ninastar]

I think they are trying to tell us they are gay

[Jayson]

Hate them.

[Stephanie]

4/10

[MeMyselfAndI]

lol :joker:

[BB_Eye]

LMAO Louis "you remind me of Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan"

[Zippy]

The outfits dont do them justice. T-shirt and cycle shorts? Geez

[Maia]

Funnier than Jedward ever were though

I can't believe I'm saying it...but even Jedward are better than these two.

[Jordan.]

FYD - 7/10
Matt - 6/10
John - 6/10
Rebecca - 7/10
Storm - 7/10
Bell Amie - 5/10
Cher - 9/10
Diva Fever - 5/10 - for the lolz.

[Shaun]

At least they're interestingly bad. They should stay over the Johns and the FYDs :bored:

[Jayson]

3.5/10.

[King Gizzard]

Rather have these than Husstle :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

6.5/10 Diva Fever. Funny but are crap lol.
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FYD - 4.5/10
Matt Cardle - 8/10
John Adeleyne - 4/10
Rebecca 7/10
Storm - 5/10
Belle Amie - 7.5/10
Cher Lloyd - 9.5/10

[Saph]

the knocking on the door was so fake.

everyones family just happened to be visiting?

[BB_Eye]

The outfits dont do them justice. T-shirt and cycle shorts? Geez
Maybe they made them bring their own costumes.

[Maia]

At least they're interestingly bad. They should stay over the Johns and the FYDs :bored:

F.Y.D. >>>>>>>>>>> Diva Fever

[King Gizzard]

Gwaaaan Paije

[zotler.]

LOLOL. That was WTF?

[bbfan1991]

I think he is soo big headed:bored:.

[Shaun]

omg it's the black me :love:

[Jayson]

PAIJE!!!!

<3<3<3caps

[Jordan.]

UGH Paije.

[King Gizzard]

But if he mentions working in a cinema again I will stab him.

[Zippy]

Maybe they made them bring their own costumes.

thats what it looks like...they made do with any old thing.

cheap. They need some glitz and glamour ffs

[MeMyselfAndI]

Paije :)

[Ninastar]

Awwww he is cute!!!

[Zippy]

ooh hello,,,good start

[Shaun]

love this song.

[zotler.]

Sounding really good so far.

[Jayson]

Great song <3

[Stephanie]

he's good (:

[Thotmas]

Sing it boy!! Bring some actual vocals, for people going on as if Cher can actually sing. :rolleyes:

[King Gizzard]

Going to be written off just due to the fact that hes fat though, shame :\

[bbfan1991]

The top:shocked:, he must think he is at the Copacabana beach..

[MeMyselfAndI]

wanted Tom Richards as wildcard though

[Smithy]

For some reason, I think he'll win :bawling:

[Ninastar]

ohh Im liking this

[Saph]

with her song?

[Braden]

WOOO go Paige!!!!!

This is already my favourite season <33333 The wildcards have just done it for me.

[bbfan1991]

OK I am liking this:blush:.

[MeMyselfAndI]

good :)

[King Gizzard]

Apart from the venture around the judges table, that was very good.

[Shaun]

I prefer the Roberta Flack version...but ah well, he's doing well regardless.

[Jordan.]

with her song?

My thoughts exactly. :L

[Marsh.]

Really amuses me how much the judges have proved their lack of good judgement. Both the wildcards have given better vocal performances than all the others so far.

[Jayson]

Pull your trousers up lad.

[Zippy]

pull your pants up...low slung doesnt work on fat asses.

hideous outfit

[MeMyselfAndI]

7.5/10

[BB_Eye]

He is moving his torso around too much, making him go off key. He sold himself short tonight.

[Stephanie]

f.y.d - 5.5/10
matt - 6.5
john - 7/10
rebecca - 6/10
storm - 3/10
belle amie - 1/10
cher - 0/10
diva fever - 4/10
paije - 8/10

[Jordan.]

Cuddly AKA Obese.

[Maia]

5/10, the singing wasn't that great.

[Jayson]

9/10

[Saph]

boooored go flubber off stage

[King Gizzard]

And hes deffinetely unique.

[MeMyselfAndI]

FYD - 4.5/10
Matt Cardle - 8/10
John Adeleyne - 4/10
Rebecca 7/10
Storm - 5/10
Belle Amie - 7.5/10
Cher Lloyd - 9.5/10
Diva Fever - 6.5/10
Paije - 7.5/10

[GypsyGoth]

f.y.d - 5.5/10
matt - 6.5
john - 7/10
rebecca - 6/10
storm - 3/10
belle amie - 1/10
cher - 0/10
diva fever - 4/10
paije - 8/10

= 40.5/90

[Marsh.]

You owned that wildcard!

Funny girl our Cheryl, funny girl.

[zotler.]

He was awesome.

[bbfan1991]

Dannii had a go at Danyl last year for changing lyrics but is fine with what Paije did:conf:.

[Saph]

comeback kid? :/ not exactly

[BB_Eye]

Meh, roll on Treyc.

[Zippy]

shouldnt bounce around...his vocals went off.

[Jayson]

I think out of all the performances, his and probably Aiden's performance will be the only ones I DL this week.

[Jordan.]

FYD - 7/10
Matt - 6/10
John - 6/10
Rebecca - 7/10
Storm - 7/10
Bell Amie - 5/10
Cher - 9/10
Diva Fever - 5/10
Paije - 6/10

[King Gizzard]

cinema. *stabs dermot*

[Saph]

theres a black and white stripey spinny in both corners :o

[Thotmas]

Ok why is he gay? Why is every boy gay these days? what's wrong with you boys? Is it because we get periods in the poonani?:bawling:

[bbfan1991]

7.5:).

[Ninastar]

Kaaatieeeeeeee!!!!

<3333333

[Marsh.]

She didn't have a go at him for changing lyrics, she just made a bad joke about his sexuality.

[Jordan.]

He looked like a fat Rachel Adedji then.

[GiRTh]

Love Paige.

[Marsh.]

Ok why is he gay? Why is every boy gay these days? what's wrong with you boys? Is it because we get periods in the poonani?:bawling:

Maybe because you call it a poonani.

[Saph]

He looked like a fat Rachel Adedji then.

tehe :hugesmile:

[Jords]

Diva Fever were a bit of fun, too camp for my liking tbh and I prefer the other bloke who didnt sing much tonight. 5.5/10

Woah, Ive always liked Paije but that was ace, he sang it like it was no effort at all! Best so far. 8.5/10

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FYD 4/10
Matt 8/10
John 5/10
Rebecca 7/10
Storm Lee 7/10
Belle Amie 7.5/10
Cher 7/10
Diva Fever 5.5/10
Paije 8.5/10

[Jayson]

wtf is it with everyone hating him for being fat?

[Thotmas]

Maybe because you call it a poonani.

Poontang? Vajayjay? :(

[Saph]

Maybe because you call it a poonani.

calling a faggie a poonani just sounds weird :shocked:

then again, so does faggie :joker:

[Ninastar]

I really liked paije

[King Gizzard]

wtf is it with everyone hating him for being fat?

tell me about it

[Ninastar]

omfg. its another one of them adverts

[Jayson]

also, wtf is with these ****ing adverts?

[Shaun]

well that's put me off IKEA for life.

[BB_Eye]

I think Paije is talented, but he just underperformed tonight.

[Shaun]

wtf is it with everyone hating him for being fat?

they're vacuous and shallow. Why do you think she has an America's Next Top Model signature? Lame.

[King Gizzard]

She sucked at this in the auditions

[Stephanie]

i thought katie was on last?

[bbfan1991]

Gamu fans hide behind the pillows now!:p, get over it...

[MeMyselfAndI]

hate her now

[BB_Eye]

Yay Katie

[Ninastar]

She looks kinda sick

[Ninastar]

but shes still, soooo cute

[Jayson]

I don't think this will be very good... not sure about Katie yet.

[Smithy]

shes has a stupid last name

[Jordan.]

Katie is doing it for Gamu, JK she hates her.

[zotler.]

Can't believe she's singing Queen, lolol.

[Ninastar]

oh my god.

[Stephanie]

wtf is she wearing.

[Jordan.]

**** me its Robocop.

[Smithy]

oh holy sh*t what is she wearing O.O

[Maia]

What a stupid outfit.

[King Gizzard]

Self righteous twat.

[Thotmas]

why is cheryl going over the top with her 2 talentless picks with extra pops and made nawt effort for rebecca?

[Shaun]

if you're going to mime playing the keyboard, you should at least figure out which keys are higher than the others.

[Saph]

they're vacuous and shallow. Why do you think she has an America's Next Top Model signature? Lame.

ooo reference to me? Getting personal tonight ;)

[Ninastar]

shes has a stupid last name

you have a boring last name, EACH TO THEIR OWN!!!

[Stephanie]

god she's such a wannabe.

[Zippy]

so far quite good! could nosedive at any moment though....

[zotler.]

I wonder if she's actually playing that keyboard...

[MeMyselfAndI]

hate stupid old songs

[Jayson]

Oh look, it's Madonna.

No wait, it's Lady Gaga.

No... wait... it's some copycat bint on a TV show.

[King Gizzard]

Can this just be called the Gimmick Factor now?

[Smithy]

why is cheryl going over the top with her 2 talentless picks with extra pops and made nawt effort for rebecca?

Rebecca has a natural talent, she needs o dress the other two twats up to make them seem somewhat interesting

[Marsh.]

Emotional? No, Katie it's just crap.

She thinks she's Lady Gaga. But that headgear don't compare to the Gaga'a giant piano. lol

[GypsyGoth]

:love:

[Saph]

Katie is terrible :/

[Ninastar]

Katie, Please get that helmet off your head. Your not driving a motorbike, your playing a keyboard

[Stephanie]

3/10 wtf.

[bbfan1991]

I liked that:shocked:.

[Braden]

Katie Waissel is a star.

[Shaun]

It's a shame, because I quite like her voice. But she tries FAR too hard. Totally agree with Louis.

[Smithy]

you have a boring last name, EACH TO THEIR OWN!!!
You can't even spell your middle name, don't go there ho.

[King Gizzard]

Good on you Louis. Respect.

[GiRTh]

I thought Cher was sh*t but this is even worse. WTF did Cheryl see in hjer. Awful.

[Locke.]

Oh well, she's not a great singer but at least she's fit.

[Maia]

3/10

[zotler.]

Louis got it.

[Jordan.]

Aw i feel sorry for her. :(

7/10 - I liked it.

[Zippy]

Better than most others i thought.

[GypsyGoth]

I thought she did great. Loved it.

[Saph]

original? :s

[bbfan1991]

Katie can wear what she wants:p.

[Ninastar]

You can't even spell your middle name, don't go there ho.

Ouch.

we are talking about last names though, so therefore your comment is irrelevant

[Jordan.]

All the judges but Simon should be killed tonight.

[Maia]

Original? ROFL.

[Smithy]

Lady GaGa :bigsmile:

[Braden]

Totally agree with Simon...I like what she's wearing. She's an original.

[King Gizzard]

she looks like Verka Seducha

[BB_Eye]

I like her, but it could have been better. Lets put it that way.

[Joe.]

Let me get this straight... Joe created this at 4:30pm? What a d***...
Even i wouldn't make it that early (:rolleyes: Unless it was the Final)

What! Oh shut up you vile creature.

You made the apprentice one something ridiculous like 4 days earlier. 3 hours is nothing compared to that!!

Now, crawl back into your hole.


Wowza Katie! Loving Waissal, beauty. Enjoyed that performance. Storm and Rebecca were great too.

Oh and I must add the AMAZING TreyC to my thread.

[MeMyselfAndI]

better than i thought
but i dont like her due to Gamu.
so 6.5/10

[Smithy]

Ouch.

we are talking about last names though, so therefore your comment is irrelevant

Idc, your stupid :P

[Shaun]

FYD - 3/10
Matt - 7/10
John - 4/10
Rebecca - 5/10
Storm - 6/10
Belle Amie - 3/10
Cher - 4/10
Diva Fever - 5/10
Paije - 8/10
Katie - 5/10

[Stephanie]

i think we're all watching a different show.

[Marsh.]

Have Simon and Cheryl been on something or what?
She looks like an absolute twat.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Louis! Woo

[Harry!]

:rolleyes:

She isnt original in the slightest.

[King Gizzard]

Rofl Louis

from my worst judge to my favourite in 2 minutes

[Jordan.]

Louis just die already.

[bbfan1991]

Louis is the man!:D.

[Ninastar]

Idc, your stupid :P

Hey, Im good!

[Thotmas]

Twitter

@davidschneider: This is the big twist, folks. Cher pulls off her face at the end to reveal Gamu underneath #xfactor


Oh Simon why don't you just ***** Cheryl already and stop kissing her contestants arses!!!:bawling:

"remind me of cindy lauper"? simon wtf are you on!! I lost respect!!!:bawling: **** the style, she plain up sucked cheryl shut it ho!!!!!:bawling:

why are they trying to convince us they're good? we have ****ing ears!!!


GWAN LOUIS!!!!:elephant:

[Zippy]

Her voice was more consistent than others and thats a bloody hard song.

[Saph]

oo Cheryl Hole got told

[BB_Eye]

Ouch, Louis in male menopause.

[Smithy]

What! Oh shut up you vile creature.

You made the apprentice one something ridiculous like 4 days earlier. 3 hours is nothing compared to that!!

Now, crawl back into your hole.



:worship::worship: :worship::worship:

[Marsh.]

Go Louis!!!

[MeMyselfAndI]

FYD - 4.5/10
Matt Cardle - 8/10
John Adeleyne - 4/10
Rebecca 7/10
Storm - 5/10
Belle Amie - 7.5/10
Cher Lloyd - 9.5/10
Diva Fever - 6.5/10
Paije - 7.5/10
Katie - 6.5/10

[Jordan.]

FYD - 7/10
Matt - 6/10
John - 6/10
Rebecca - 7/10
Storm - 7/10
Bell Amie - 5/10
Cher - 9/10
Diva Fever - 5/10
Paige - 7/10
Katie - 7/10

[Ninastar]

I actually kinda like her Helmet/hat thing now

[GiRTh]

How can singing a Queen song make her original?

[Smithy]

FYD - 3/10
Matt - 7/10
John - 4/10
Rebecca - 5/10
Storm - 6/10
Belle Amie - 3/10
Cher - 4/10
Diva Fever - 5/10
Paije - 8/10
Katie - 5/10

You thought storm was better than Rebecca?!

O.o

[King Gizzard]

Hi lets swap Katies appearance with Marys and see what yall think of her then?

[bbfan1991]

Cher and Katie are getting people talking, rather that then being bland and in the background;):p.

[BB_Eye]

This should be fun

[Braden]

Gunna need a Diva Fever, Paige and TreyC icon now :)

[Maia]

Oh no, here comes Tesco Mary.