Lord Wagner

[Novo]

Don't under estimate this guy, he is mastered in the Dark arts and knows how to get the public behind him. if you think he was amazing this week just you wait til the next few weeks, you will be hammering his number like their is no tomorrow if you think Jedward had a large following then you will be shocked to see how many Wagers there are out there.. I wouldn't be surprised if he received over 80% of the entire vote. It's about time someone like Wagner won this show we don't need someone with an amazing voice to win we need someone who will keep us on the edge of our seats like Lord Wagner :worship:

[Crimson Dynamo]

did you notice he was too slow getting up the stairs to the stage last night and missed his group sing entry by about 3 seconds

classic

[Iceman]

Andy i'll give you credit for doing this with every series (BB, XF) you always pick the weird ones! He'll be gone next week though.

[Crimson Dynamo]

he wont

he has the BIG MO

[setanta]

Legend tells of a man - one blessed by the God's, possessing the billowy mane of a young Jimmy Saville, the chest hair and ninja skills of Chuck Norris and the raw sexual magnetism of every Bond wrapped into one - who, having ravished every woman and killed every beast bare handed on his travels, swims across the entire Atlantic in an attempt to fulfill his destiny.

He'd strangled the life out of an animal for every letter of the alphabet (yes, there's a bird called a Xenop in the rainforests of Brazil, which, if truth be told he didn't really kill but rather smiled at it while it was in mid- flight, with the creature hitting a tree square in the face after being momentarily blinded by the sheer visual splendour of such a sight) but a woman with a name beginning with X had always alluded him. Until he saw an image of Cheryl and Danni on a tv with the X-Factor shining out from the screen in neon lights....

His quest - to conquer both women in a sea of lunancy and frenzied, primal dancing, using every facet of his manliness in an attempt to woo them. This is only the beginning..... he's never played the bongos in his life by the way (sure he doesn't even know he's in a singing competition)- that was just him in a suggestive pose in front of his two women, telling them none too subtly what they can expect from this manbeast.

[Novo]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That was possibly the greatest thing i have ever read on this forum in 2 and a half years

[Mystic Mock]

wagner is good but i dont think he topped the vote with 80% lol.

[Joelle.]

This is one guy who deserves god like status.

[BB_Eye]

Legend tells of a man - one blessed by the God's, possessing the billowy mane of a young Jimmy Saville, the chest hair and ninja skills of Chuck Norris and the raw sexual magnetism of every Bond wrapped into one - who, having ravished every woman and killed every beast bare handed on his travels, swims across the entire Atlantic in an attempt to fulfill his destiny.

He'd strangled the life out of an animal for every letter of the alphabet (yes, there's a bird called a Xenop in the rainforests of Brazil, which, if truth be told he didn't really kill but rather smiled at it while it was in mid- flight, with the creature hitting a tree square in the face after being momentarily blinded by the sheer visual splendour of such a sight) but a woman called X had always alluded him. Until he saw an image of Cheryl and Danni on a tv with the X-Factor shining out from the screen in neon lights....

His quest - to conquer both women in a sea of lunancy and frenzied, primal dancing, using every facet of his manliness in an attempt to woe them. This is only the beginning..... he's never played the bongos in his life by the way (sure he doesn't even know he's in a singing competition)- that was just him in a suggestive pose in front of his two women, telling them none too subtly what they can expect from this manbeast.
Lol, I love the idea of 'manbeast' as a compliment.

[setanta]

Lol, I love the idea of 'manbeast' as a compliment.

Well, it's not a direct translation... the indigenious tribes people of the Amazon have very strange dialects, but it basically means the man who... well, I can't say more because it may offend or even bewitch some on here!

[fruit_cake]

he seems nice but reminds me a bit of Peter Stringfellow which kinda makes things a little tricky

[Jordan.]

I think some people need to get real. Hes not a god hes some weird tramp and he'll be gone either this week or next.

[fruit_cake]

I think some people need to get real. Hes not a god hes some weird tramp and he'll be gone either this week or next.

thats rather a nasty thing to say, especially from a Cher fan

[Jordan.]

thats rather a nasty thing to say, especially from a Cher fan

Well its true & Cher is easily going to make it to aleast semi finals.

[fruit_cake]

he's hardly a tramp, he's got a house!!

[Novo]

He is probably a lot richer then that Bint Cher

[MissKittyFantastico]

I think some people need to get real. Hes not a god hes some weird tramp and he'll be gone either this week or next.

He's not a tramp he is a sex god!

All the ladies lorrrrrve Wagner, you're clearly just jealous :nono:

[Niamh.]

He's not a tramp he is a sex god!

All the ladies lorrrrrve Wagner, you're clearly just jealous :nono:

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MissKittyFantastico]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How did I know you would turn up? :laugh:

[Niamh.]

How did I know you would turn up? :laugh:

I have to monitor your sanity levels, I fear for you Michelle.............

[MissKittyFantastico]

I have to monitor your sanity levels, I fear for you Michelle.............

The only time you need to worry about me is if Wagner gets sent home, I'm not sure that I'll cope with not being able to see him on my TV every weekend :bawling: I suggest you phone in plenty of votes for him on Saturday night to make sure this doesn't happen :)

[Niamh.]

The only time you need to worry about me is if Wagner gets sent home, I'm not sure that I'll cope with not being able to see him on my TV every weekend :bawling: I suggest you phone in plenty of votes for him on Saturday night to make sure this doesn't happen :)

I would but apparently there's a problem with the Irish votes not working so I can't sorry...............

[MissKittyFantastico]

I would but apparently there's a problem with the Irish votes not working so I can't sorry...............

Oh that old chestnut...travel up to N.Ireland then just to make sure :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Oh that old chestnut...travel up to N.Ireland then just to make sure :hugesmile:

Ok, no problem, I'm booking the hotel as we speak!

http://youcanloveyourlifenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/istock_000004882415xsmall-young-woman-with-fingers-crossed-behind-back.jpg

[MissKittyFantastico]

Nice ass Niamh, now I know what Gav sees in you :p

[\PJ/]

He has a good voice and he isn't as annoying as Jedward i think he will go far.

[BB_Eye]

I wonder what Herr Wagner will be singing next. Can't wait.

[Niamh.]

Nice ass Niamh, now I know what Gav sees in you :p

:wink:

[Stacey.]

He's awful. D:

He'll be gone this week I think.

[MTVN]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/wagner-280_1119073a.jpg

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[setanta]

Legend tells of a man - one blessed by the God's, possessing the billowy mane of a young Jimmy Saville, the chest hair and ninja skills of Chuck Norris and the raw sexual magnetism of every Bond wrapped into one - who, having ravished every woman and killed every beast bare handed on his travels, swims across the entire Atlantic in an attempt to fulfill his destiny.

He'd strangled the life out of an animal for every letter of the alphabet (yes, there's a bird called a Xenop in the rainforests of Brazil, which, if truth be told he didn't really kill but rather smiled at it while it was in mid- flight, with the creature hitting a tree square in the face after being momentarily blinded by the sheer visual splendour of such a sight) but a woman with a name beginning with X had always alluded him. Until he saw an image of Cheryl and Danni on a tv with the X-Factor shining out from the screen in neon lights....

His quest - to conquer both women in a sea of lunancy and frenzied, primal dancing, using every facet of his manliness in an attempt to woo them. This is only the beginning..... he's never played the bongos in his life by the way (sure he doesn't even know he's in a singing competition)- that was just him in a suggestive pose in front of his two women, telling them none too subtly what they can expect from this manbeast.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3178807/Wildcard-is-a-lion-tail-Wag-ger.html

Well, I told you didn't I? Lord Wagner, we salute you!

[Zippy]

He was hilarious in the group song last sunday; always having to run to catch up and grinning like a baffled old drunk that had been dragged into doing the hokey cokey.

Good for a laugh now but he better be gone by week 5 or he'll get my Jedward level hate.

[BB_Eye]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3178807/Wildcard-is-a-lion-tail-Wag-ger.html

Well, I told you didn't I? Lord Wagner, we salute you!
I really wanted that picture as a new sig, but News International copyrighted it. :mad:

[setanta]

I really wanted that picture as a new sig, but News International copyrighted it. :mad:

Yeah, I tried to save it too! Couldn't we just print screen and save it as a paint file on our comps? Think that's what I'll try now actually.

[setanta]

What next for Lord Wagner in his quest to conquer Danni and Cheryl? I mean,he's already conquered every other woman in Britain and in the audience on the show, with that Tom Jones number whipping them up into an animalistic frenzy - those girls weren't dancing with him, they were shielding him from wave upon wave of knickers and brassieres.

And as for his virginal white attire this weekend... you could have fooled us Wagner.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Hes sh*t