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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 04:29 PM
i went for an eye test today and the guy who did it was so hot. he was shining this light in my eye and got like right in my face i could actually feel his breath he was so effin hot. i am in love :love:

*jams a pencil in eye and books another appointment*
Patrick
12-10-2010, 04:30 PM
OMG I remember I had an eye test and this fit girl with good tits was taking it and did that to me and like she was right up in my space and I was like :love:

And then her tits were like full on at me and I was like 'k come closer x'
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 04:33 PM
IKR! eye tests ftw! next time i go im gonna be like oh no im blind and grab his junk and be all oh sorry i thought that was the door knob
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 04:33 PM
im so glad i got him :love:
MTVN
12-10-2010, 04:48 PM
Aw my optician is a chubby, old lady :(
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 04:50 PM
Aw my optician is a chubby, old lady :(

:joker:

i got the only male optician there. we are so in love :love:
MTVN
12-10-2010, 04:52 PM
:joker:

i got the only male optician there. we are so in love :love:

Must have been fate :laugh:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 04:53 PM
Must have been fate :laugh:

:love:
Jords
12-10-2010, 04:54 PM
Hahaha oh Simon.
M X
12-10-2010, 04:54 PM
Last time I went my optician was some woman who told me she wanted to look like Anastacia. haaha.
Smithy
12-10-2010, 04:55 PM
I have never been to an optician D:
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:00 PM
I have never been to an optician D:

You're joking? You should make a visit after reading this thread.. you may have your first sexual experience :laugh:
Ammi
12-10-2010, 05:00 PM
i went for an eye test today and the guy who did it was so hot. he was shining this light in my eye and got like right in my face i could actually feel his breath he was so effin hot. i am in love :love:

*jams a pencil in eye and books another appointment*

You sure he was that hot - I mean you were getting your eyesight tested
Smithy
12-10-2010, 05:01 PM
You're joking? You should make a visit after reading this thread.. you may have your first sexual experience :laugh:

we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts D:
MTVN
12-10-2010, 05:03 PM
we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts D:

A sexual experience?
Smithy
12-10-2010, 05:03 PM
A sexual experience?

:laugh2:
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:05 PM
we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts D:

A game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" doesn't count...
Smithy
12-10-2010, 05:07 PM
that must just be in Scottish schools
Josy
12-10-2010, 05:08 PM
My optician is about 85.
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:16 PM
that must just be in Scottish schools

Nah, doesn't count in any school, regardless of location. :)
Braden
12-10-2010, 05:16 PM
My optician is about 85.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e201310f9f73cb970c-800wi

On Topic: I've never actully been to an optician. But I really want glasses for some reason :p
Tom4784
12-10-2010, 05:21 PM
My optician is about 85.

Gilf.
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:22 PM
Gilf.

:yuk: :laugh:
Josy
12-10-2010, 05:24 PM
Gilf.

:joker:
Smithy
12-10-2010, 05:24 PM
Nah, doesn't count in any school, regardless of location. :)

no honey i mean it's just scottish schools where they do that sort of thing :pat:
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:28 PM
no honey i mean it's just scottish schools where they do that sort of thing :pat:

Well try and make yourself clearer next time Sweetcheeks. It didn't read that way.. :pat:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 05:29 PM
the nearest thing i got to a sexual encounter in school is when somebody stole a craft knife from the art room and pe teacher gave all the boys a quick grope to see tgey didnt have it :/
Lee.
12-10-2010, 05:30 PM
the nearest thing i got to a sexual encounter in school is when somebody stole a craft knife from the art room and pe teacher gave all the boys a quick grope to see tgey didnt have it :/

Did you have it??

Was it you who told the story of you flinging chips at a policeman?
Patrick
12-10-2010, 05:32 PM
IKR! eye tests ftw! next time i go im gonna be like oh no im blind and grab his junk and be all oh sorry i thought that was the door knob

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-10-2010, 05:43 PM
Did you have it??

Was it you who told the story of you flinging chips at a policeman?

no i didnt have it D:

and yeah i did throw chips at a policeman i was like 14 at the time though i have since found god. i am a good boy now :angel:
Benjamin
12-10-2010, 05:57 PM
My optician is fit, he's also a part-time personal trainer. Shame he has a wife :(
I can still look though (I have perfect eyesight) :)
Niall
12-10-2010, 06:54 PM
My optician isn't attractive (to me) and it sucks because I have really crappy eyes so I have to go to the optician twice a year. But I am moving to a new optician closer to my house so fingers crossed I'll have some eye candy in there! :D
Niall
12-10-2010, 06:55 PM
My optician is fit, he's also a part-time personal trainer. Shame he has a wife :(
I can still look though (I have perfect eyesight) :)

Lucky. :cloud:
GypsyGoth
12-10-2010, 08:31 PM
My optician used to be an old guy, he was very chatty and friendly but it was anything but sexual. Then last time there was someone new, and the whole procedure felt embarrassingly intimate.
Stacey.
12-10-2010, 08:36 PM
IKR! eye tests ftw! next time i go im gonna be like oh no im blind and grab his junk and be all oh sorry i thought that was the door knob

:joker:
GypsyGoth
12-10-2010, 08:37 PM
:joker:

Welcome back Stace :)
Stacey.
12-10-2010, 08:37 PM
I had an eye test last, about 9 years ago at school and they said I had perfect eyes :D

Also I went into an opticians about a year ago, not for me but I could read the "invisible letters" or something so I have good eyes anyway.
Stacey.
12-10-2010, 08:38 PM
Welcome back Stace :)

Thanks Claudia :D