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Tom
13-10-2010, 03:32 PM
oops.

was bound to happen sooner or later though

go on ... laugh, especially Shaun who predicted this a few months back and I said never :joker:

it better be a boy and not ginger or else i'm disowning it

Lee.
13-10-2010, 03:33 PM
COngratulations.. :thumbs:

Niamh.
13-10-2010, 03:34 PM
awww Congratulations Tom.....................I think!!

Braden
13-10-2010, 03:34 PM
seriously?

Beastie
13-10-2010, 03:36 PM
If this is true.. Well done Tom!!!!

Novo
13-10-2010, 03:40 PM
RIP Tom's life, from here on it's hell

Scarlett.
13-10-2010, 03:40 PM
Oopsy daisy!

Shaun
13-10-2010, 03:40 PM
:shocked: did I predict this? I don't remember that...

Tom
13-10-2010, 03:43 PM
RIP Tom's life, from here on it's hell

If its a boy I don't mind because I'll just train it to be a mini me

If its a girl or ginger then yes its hell

:shocked: did I predict this? I don't remember that...

On a blog about my brother or sister having another sprog, dunno which, them 2 are at it like rabbits and producing another every 5 minutes

Stacey.
13-10-2010, 03:46 PM
If its a boy I don't mind because I'll just train it to be a mini me

If its a girl or ginger then yes its hell



LOL! l

Shaun
13-10-2010, 03:47 PM
Awww. The thought of you as a father makes me both worried and doe-eyed. *starts a TiBB collection for a cot* :lovedup:

Novo
13-10-2010, 03:48 PM
Can't wait til Arista see's this thread. he'll have a field day on you

arista
13-10-2010, 03:59 PM
oops.

was bound to happen sooner or later though

go on ... laugh, especially Shaun who predicted this a few months back and I said never :joker:

it better be a boy and not ginger or else i'm disowning it




what if Tommy Jr. is a Ginger?

BB_Eye
13-10-2010, 04:02 PM
Has the missus never heard of the pill?

Okay, negativity aside, congrats if you're happy about it.

arista
13-10-2010, 04:14 PM
Oopsy daisy!


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSjKFSjeHa_tg4OGZvYCVm36G7YRayn ZCXbfNbvvLQubpJO_A&t=1&usg=__t-udIIt_24rzXP8SBkWt62T1cv8=


Tommy Jr.

Scarlett.
13-10-2010, 04:15 PM
lmfao

Stacey.
13-10-2010, 04:15 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSjKFSjeHa_tg4OGZvYCVm36G7YRayn ZCXbfNbvvLQubpJO_A&t=1&usg=__t-udIIt_24rzXP8SBkWt62T1cv8=


Tommy Jr.

:joker:

That's so Thomas when he was a baby.

Tom4784
13-10-2010, 04:16 PM
Rofl at Arista.

Congratulations Tom.

Callum
13-10-2010, 04:19 PM
Congrats! Bet you'll be a great dad :)

Scarlett.
13-10-2010, 04:21 PM
Congratz Tom :p and good luck!

Twilight
13-10-2010, 04:24 PM
Congratz, i think :P

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-10-2010, 04:27 PM
should have got a chocolate labrador puppy instead. they are better.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
13-10-2010, 05:06 PM
Congratulations!!!

How will you not love it if it's ginger? That's cruel. :(

Ramsay
13-10-2010, 05:08 PM
congrats braw

M X
13-10-2010, 05:09 PM
Congratulations!!!!!!
:D

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-10-2010, 05:10 PM
hes only gonna duct tape it to a wall when its born

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-10-2010, 05:11 PM
this is why you should be gay :nono:

no chance of getting anybody pregnant

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
13-10-2010, 05:18 PM
this is why you should be gay :nono:

no chance of getting anybody pregnant
Nooooooooooooo! Leave him on this side!:bawling:

arista
13-10-2010, 05:23 PM
this is why you should be gay :nono:

no chance of getting anybody pregnant


That may be your Way
But Tom and GingerTommy Jr.
will be happy.

arista
13-10-2010, 05:25 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSjKFSjeHa_tg4OGZvYCVm36G7YRayn ZCXbfNbvvLQubpJO_A&t=1&usg=__t-udIIt_24rzXP8SBkWt62T1cv8=

Tommy Jr.

Angus
13-10-2010, 05:39 PM
Being a good Dad is probably the hardest, but the most rewarding and best job in the world - many congratulations! And I guarantee you will be totally devoted to him or her, ginger or not!

Just wondering though how you "accidentally" impregnated the missus? Were you aiming elsewhere?:laugh:

\PJ/
13-10-2010, 05:43 PM
That is great news Tom,I hope it all goes well.

Shasown
13-10-2010, 05:49 PM
Many congratulations Tom, welcome to the joys of parenthood. Its an interesting world which will occupy you full time for the next 18 years or so.


Just wondering though how you "accidentally" impregnated the missus? Were you aiming elsewhere?:laugh:

Blew in the wrong hole. Oooo-er matron!

Miss Ivy Balls
13-10-2010, 05:53 PM
Your views are disgusting to be honest, and I seriously hope you're joking.

Jordan.
13-10-2010, 06:00 PM
Your views are disgusting to be honest, and I seriously hope you're joking.

GINGER BABIES. :love:

Tom
13-10-2010, 06:17 PM
Thanks for all the messages and stuff, yeah it is wanted, due mid-March. and lmao @ arista


Awww. The thought of you as a father makes me both worried and doe-eyed. *starts a TiBB collection for a cot* :lovedup:

so you should be worried, by the time hes 3 he will be more mature than his dad (confident its a he, if I say its a he then it will be :p)

Being a good Dad is probably the hardest, but the most rewarding and best job in the world - many congratulations! And I guarantee you will be totally devoted to him or her, ginger or not!

Just wondering though how you "accidentally" impregnated the missus? Were you aiming elsewhere?:laugh:

Accidentally by not meaning to do it on purpose :p although I should've thought about that when not using anything and not pulling out, not that it mattered the million times before that

Many congratulations Tom, welcome to the joys of parenthood. Its an interesting world which will occupy you full time for the next 18 years or so.

Well to say I wasn't sh*tting a house full of bricks would be a complete lie ... hopefully not too daunting although the 18 figure has scared me further, I'll be at least 39/40 before I get my life back!!! :shocked: and thats if there aren't any others in that space ... and now I suddenly feel old :(


Your views are disgusting to be honest, and I seriously hope you're joking.

and this is coming from Mr Appropriate 2010 is it?

Beastie
13-10-2010, 06:41 PM
Tom.... Are you going to find out the sex of the baby before it's born?

Tom
13-10-2010, 06:49 PM
yeah, don't see why people wouldn't want to know, its just more practical so we can buy the right stuff and do his room up and stuff :p

MissKittyFantastico
13-10-2010, 06:50 PM
Congrats Tom :)

sooty
13-10-2010, 06:51 PM
Tom, I think a big congratulations is in order.

Just remember, if the parents are happy, children are happy, too. (Never argue, in front of children)

Lewis.
13-10-2010, 06:54 PM
Are TiBB members allowed to have sex too? :shocked:

Naa joke.. Congratulations mate!

Beastie
13-10-2010, 06:54 PM
yeah, don't see why people wouldn't want to know, its just more practical so we can buy the right stuff and do his room up and stuff :p

Yeah I don't blame people for finding out beforehand. Think I would want it to be a surprise though? And just have a neutral coloured bedroom for the baby and neutral clothing - white clothes.. etc.. lol

So.. I am guessing you already know it's a boy? You sound certain already! :hugesmile:

Any names for the baby???

Tom
13-10-2010, 07:01 PM
Congrats Tom :)

Thanks :)

Tom, I think a big congratulations is in order.

Just remember, if the parents are happy, children are happy, too. (Never argue, in front of children)

we don't argue much anyway, I just accept shes always right even if I strongly disagree

Are TiBB members allowed to have sex too? :shocked:

Naa joke.. Congratulations mate!

still a virgin me, dunno what you mean :angel:

Yeah I don't blame people for finding out beforehand. Think I would want it to be a surprise though? And just have a neutral coloured bedroom for the baby and neutral clothing - white clothes.. etc.. lol

So.. I am guessing you already know it's a boy? You sound certain already! :hugesmile:

Any names for the baby???

hoping its a he so referring to it as a he and maybe it will come true? no idea for names but I don't really care as long as he'll learn how to kick a ball and how to use my xbox, and as long as the name isnt a granddad name like Frederick

Benjamin
13-10-2010, 07:07 PM
Congratulations mate. Even if it's a girl, you will still be so happy :)

Kazanne
13-10-2010, 07:09 PM
oops.

was bound to happen sooner or later though

go on ... laugh, especially Shaun who predicted this a few months back and I said never :joker:

it better be a boy and not ginger or else i'm disowning it

Why had it better be a boy?

Tom
13-10-2010, 07:12 PM
Why had it better be a boy?

because I can live my childhood again :hugesmile:

and yeah would probably be happy with a girl, but I'd prefer to have a girl a few years down the line then she'll have a big brother (another reason for wanting boy first)

Benjamin
13-10-2010, 07:20 PM
because I can live my childhood again :hugesmile:

and yeah would probably be happy with a girl, but I'd prefer to have a girl a few years down the line then she'll have a big brother (another reason for wanting boy first)


I see your logic, and agree with that. Well either way, as long as it's healthy. :)

pinkmichk
13-10-2010, 07:48 PM
aww congrats
wont matter if its a boy or girl you can still relive your childhood (my girl has a train set & comes watch car racing with me ;) )
oh & nowt wrong with red heads either ;) (but that may be me being bit on biased side though)

Patrick
13-10-2010, 08:16 PM
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/ginger.jpg

Hello Daddy!

GypsyGoth
13-10-2010, 08:35 PM
Congratz :)

Ninastar
13-10-2010, 08:38 PM
can you name it after me? thnx

Patrick
13-10-2010, 08:51 PM
can you name it after me? thnx

First day of school:


Andy? Here
Shelly? Here
Ben? Here
Nina-Star...? here i fink x
Lucy? Here

Tom
28-10-2010, 08:32 PM
oh just if anyone is interested (probs not) it is a boy after all :D

due 15th March

Lewis.
28-10-2010, 08:33 PM
N'aaaaaaaaaw :)

30stone
28-10-2010, 08:38 PM
Congratulations Tom my mates missus gave birth about 4 weeks ago and hes your age.

He was ****ting himself during july and august lol.

sooty
28-10-2010, 08:40 PM
It is a boy!
You can not wait next spring.
Good luck, daddy Tom.:spin:
(Should I say, congratulation?)

Tom
28-10-2010, 08:43 PM
Congratulations Tom my mates missus gave birth about 4 weeks ago and hes your age.

He was ****ting himself during july and august lol.

I am now, didn't actually hit me till the other day when she went for a scan

It is a boy!
You can not wait next spring.
Good luck, daddy Tom.:spin:
(Should I say, congratulation?)

Good luck is perfectly fine ... gonna need it!!!

ILoveTRW
28-10-2010, 09:00 PM
Abort the little **** whilst you still have the chance.

GiRTh
28-10-2010, 09:00 PM
this is great news. Congratulations.:dance::dance::dance::dance:

Beastie
28-10-2010, 10:14 PM
oh just if anyone is interested (probs not) it is a boy after all :D

due 15th March

Yay! Congratulations! :D

Any ideas on names? :hugesmile:

Mr XcX
28-10-2010, 10:15 PM
Oh dear.

Mr XcX
28-10-2010, 10:16 PM
Have a nice life

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
28-10-2010, 10:17 PM
Abort the little **** whilst you still have the chance.

:joker: