iceman i know what job you can do..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gay for pay!

its basically just gay porn but you get paid more because your straight. the thing about straight porn is nobody is looking at the men and they dont care what they look like so they dont get paid much but with gay porn you get paid a lot and even more if your straight

:love:

[Patrick]

:laugh:


Surely if you did that though, you'd be gay?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:laugh:


Surely if you did that though, you'd be gay?

hmmm how do i word this without getting banned?

basically you dont actually do anything gay its just like solo stuff if you get what i mean :/

[Smithy]

having a wank?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*waits for infraction* :bawling:

[Niamh.]

gay for pay!

its basically just gay porn but you get paid more because your straight. the thing about straight porn is nobody is looking at the men and they dont care what they look like so they dont get paid much but with gay porn you get paid a lot and even more if your straight

:love:

So women don't watch porn then?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

having a wank?

yes! so straight men get paid for just sitting there wanking while somebody films it.

he seriously needs to consider this as a career option

[Smithy]

Niamh are you confessing to watching porn?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

So women don't watch porn then?

idk do they? :/

[Iceman]

Simon it's never gonna happen!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what im saying is he can finally make a living out of being a wanker

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Simon it's never gonna happen!!!!!!!!!!!

we shall see

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

heres a link you can even apply online

18+ :nono:

http://englishlads.com/model-for-us

you know you want to

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it even says you dont need experience and can be straight, gay or bi

its perfect for you

[Vicky.]

So women don't watch porn then?

Most guys in straight porn are quite vile. So I can see why they dont get much attention

Mustaches and all. look a bit like the guy off the go compare advert but skinnier

.

[Niamh.]

Niamh are you confessing to watching porn?

You say that like it's a crime:joker: oh I forgot that it would be if you did cos you're underage!!

[Niamh.]

Most guys in straight porn are quite vile. So I can see why they dont get much attention

Mustaches and all. look a bit like the guy off the go compare advert but skinnier

.

mwhahahaha, you need to move on from the 70's porn movies Vicky! But yeah they're not great tbf

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

iceman what about underwear model?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

eewww you two actually watch porn D: thats gross

[Patrick]

what im saying is he can finally make a living out of being a wanker

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

mwhahahaha, you need to move on from the 70's porn movies Vicky! But yeah they're not great tbf

I dont really watch it to be honest, my only experience was finding my sister and her lads porn and sticking it on out of pure curiosity. Cant say it did it for me tbh.

eewww you two actually watch porn D: thats gross

And why the hell is that :eek:

[Zippy]

heres a link you can even apply online

18+ :nono:

http://englishlads.com/model-for-us

you know you want to

:nono: You need to be English and well hung for that.

[Iceman]

:nono: You need to be English and well hung for that.

One out of two ain't bad! ;)

[Niamh.]

One out of two ain't bad! ;)

I thought you said you were Irish Eoin?:shocked:

[Iceman]

I thought you said you were Irish Eoin?:shocked:

I am :devil:

you bitch

[Niamh.]

I am :devil:

you bitch

:laugh:

sorry I couldn't resist!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

just because its called english lads you dont have to be english

and he is hung like a donkey :nono:

[Stacey.]

He could be a stripper?

[Iceman]

Listen stripper or Porn Star is a :nono: it would never ever ever ever happen......again :shocked:

[Stacey.]

Listen stripper or Porn Star is a :nono: it would never ever ever ever happen......again :shocked:

:shocked:

omg. D:

[Niamh.]

Listen stripper or Porn Star is a :nono: it would never ever ever ever happen......again :shocked:

stripping while intoxicated doesn't count:nono:

[Iceman]

stripping while intoxicated doesn't count:nono:

haha you know me too well

[Niamh.]

haha you know me too well

:laugh: