The Arista Café

[Jessica.]

Here is a cup of coffee and a woman for you.

http://workout911.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/coffee.jpg

http://im.rediff.com/money/2009/apr/14slde4.jpg

[arista]

Kenyan Tea is better

[Josy]

http://www.teacaddy.czi.cz/images/caddies/Whi0589b.jpg

[Jessica.]

http://www.papyruscookshop.co.uk/pics/12065478469051bodum%20kenya%20tea%20press.jpg

[Vicky.]

http://www.papyruscookshop.co.uk/pics/12065478469051bodum%20kenya%20tea%20press.jpg

Argos catalogue?

[Jessica.]

Argos catalogue?

AGOS IS WURKIN' IT GURL!!!!!
:love:

[bettiepage]

AGOS IS WURKIN' IT GURL!!!!!
:love:

stunning.

[Beastie]

http://www.centralparkcoffeehouse.co.uk/images/coffeecup.jpg

[arista]

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[arista]

stunning.


Spiffing.

[Jessica.]

Splendid.

[Beastie]

Superb.

[Beastie]

http://cheriecity.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/central-perk.jpg

Central Perk? :)

[arista]

http://www.theurbandecor.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/T/e/Tetris-Sofa-Collection-White-Leather-s.jpg

[Beastie]

http://www.theurbandecor.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/T/e/Tetris-Sofa-Collection-White-Leather-s.jpg

Mental Institution?

[arista]

Mental Institution?


No
Rooftop Sex Pad

[arista]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_hV8Xni-j9-M/TF9rE9hbudI/AAAAAAAAIEA/H8DTb9Cezm8/s640/IMG_0900.JPG

[arista]

Have a break Jay.


Do not Fight Stu

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*steals little packets of sugar*

[Harry!]

Madonna having a snack in the Café

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[arista]

Madonna having a smack in the Café

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Good bit of Smack
gets her old body going.

[arista]

*steals little packets of sugar*


Yes Times Are Hard

[sooty]

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yes Times Are Hard

so am i

[Harry!]

Good bit of Smack
gets her old body going.

She doesn't take any drugs, she has 4 children to look after for a starters!

[GypsyGoth]

http://oi54.tinypic.com/24djy8o.jpg

[Patrick]

AGOS IS WURKIN' IT GURL!!!!!
:love:


Oh jesus.

You could just picture if you had a son and you walked into Argos and shouted that, he would actually cry of embarrassment.

[arista]

The Staff Server has gone on Strike
Jess claims her € is not as good as a $.


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[arista]

The Local Police arrested Jess
as she would not get off the bog.

[sooty]

http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/images/funny/Ronald%20Under%20Arrest.jpg

[arista]

Jess is back
and Serving all.

Times are Hard Worldwide
and every job matters now

[Jessica.]

The Staff Server has gone on Strike
Jess claims her € is not as good as a $.


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f/

[Jessica.]

Jess is back
and Serving all.

Times are Hard Worldwide
and every job matters now

ya hi

[arista]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4304259202_d4814ed629.jpg

Free Yoko and Muffin Dolls
when buying the 24 mega box of muffins.

[Ramsay]

Oh jesus.

You could just picture if you had a son and you walked into Argos and shouted that, he would actually cry of embarrassment.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Stacey.]

Oh jesus.

You could just picture if you had a son and you walked into Argos and shouted that, he would actually cry of embarrassment.

lmfao! :L

[arista]

http://firstparish.info/Photos/2007_auction/foodservice.jpg

Jess
Hired some Students to give out free mini bites

[BB_Eye]

Here's some espresso con panna as a gesture of appreciation. Try it... I found out yesterday it's actually better than crack. :)
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[sooty]

Cheryl popped into the cafe after the audition.
She was seen having BB-Eye's Espresso con panna and cheese cake.
http://www.instructables.com/image/F6J0941FD72AGV1/How-to-construct-the-perfect-cheese-cake-souffle.jpg


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[Zippy]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2309070248_bcbb916ef6.jpg?v=0

yum

[BOOSH]

:laugh3:

[sooty]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-a-waiter.jpg

[Novo]

I'll have a bowl of " Arista Avatar Soup " and a nice cup of " Sign of the times orange juice "
Please

[setanta]

I concur. Better have something good playing on your Blu-Ray for us Arista.

[sooty]

Cafe is having Halloween Party.

http://www.arondaparks.com/images/HalloweenParty2008-03.jpg

[setanta]

He'll have horror movies on for us then. Great stuff.

[sooty]

I'll have a bowl of " Arista Avatar Soup " and a nice cup of " Sign of the times orange juice "
Please

Yes, Sir. (Welocme Andy)

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[Novo]

Nice and Green just like his Avatar

[sooty]

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[bettiepage]

I guess Setanta will be missing the halloween party?

[sooty]

I guess Setanta will be missing the halloween party?

Yes bettiepage. I am very upset.:bawling:

I am a comfort eater. I am going to have a large portion of well,,, any suggestion? Oh I know what I would like,,,.

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[sooty]

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[arista]

Yes Sooty
Our cleaner will now get a €5 pay rise
for all her good work

[Harry!]

Why is everything in euros?

[arista]

Why is everything in euros?


Its in Dublin.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/28/article-0-0166994A00000578-513_468x715.jpg

:love:

[Zippy]

Yes Sooty
Our cleaner will now get a €5 pay rise
for all her good work

:nono: Amy doesnt need your €5. She's only cleaning to take her mind off the crack.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/29/article-1325019-0BD4BA49000005DC-598_468x576.jpg

A Star puts on a Great display
in the Arista Cafe Garden Tent.

[sooty]

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[sooty]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6400000/gaga-signing-some-autographs-in-syndey-lady-gaga-6403615-400-640.jpg

[sooty]

Back to normal day.

He is busy serving Sunday lunch customer.:blush:

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[sooty]

New jukebox!
This has wide range of music, rock to classic, reggae to salsa.:blush:
http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/usb-cd-rock-mini-jukebox.jpg

[sooty]

A lady is enjoying tea, listening her one of favourite tune.

http://shabbyscoffeeandteacafe.com/var/ax/46748/630787-coffee-shop-gatlinburg-tn-shabby%27s-coffee-&-tea-cafe-drinking-coffee-in-cafe.gif
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[sooty]

Kitchen staff is having snack.

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[Vicky.]

This is still open? :eek:

[arista]

This is still open? :eek:


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Yes now Jess worker got her Dollar payment
she is doing Cup Cake Funk Party

[Jessica.]

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Yes now Jess worker got her Dollar payment
she is doing Cup Cake Funk Party

:xyxwave:

[arista]

Jess has Extra MarshMellows
for Thomas who is having a Hard Day in the TIBB Castle.

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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Can I have a cappucino and a hot man?

[sooty]

Can I have a cappucino and a hot man?

Yes, young lady.
http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/exfatWaiterthumb.jpghttp://senemscoffeehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cappuccino1.jpg

[MTVN]

Yes, young lady.
http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/exfatWaiterthumb.jpghttp://senemscoffeehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cappuccino1.jpg

That's the hot man? :laugh:

[sooty]

http://clintonjiggetts.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dare_to_complain.jpg

[sooty]

Manager's compliment.:blush:


http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/article/24800212/2009/05/12/12612100.jpeg

[sooty]

Sunny Sunday, a customer is enjoying listening music.


http://blog.americanfeast.com/images/red%20wine%20glass.jpg
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[MTVN]

http://clintonjiggetts.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dare_to_complain.jpg

Yes, I can see myself using this a lot, here's a new sign for you:

http://gratefulweb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/22/bad_service.jpg

[sooty]

Owner Arista sends his staff Training course.

http://www.blacbirds.com/i/files/_system/Image/staff-training.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yes, young lady.
http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/exfatWaiterthumb.jpghttp://senemscoffeehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cappuccino1.jpg

Mmm thank you sooty!! He's even hotter than what I had imagined. :amazed:

[sip sip}]

[sooty]

Mmm thank you sooty!! He's even hotter than what I had imagined. :amazed:

[sip sip}]

Ceecee is happy.:blush:
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[sooty]

Milk man in early morning.

http://bryngreenwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/milkman.jpg

[arista]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mbMFP-iKRaI/TD_ASMQO4fI/AAAAAAAABQY/uOacAHbHMcQ/s320/happy+girls.jpg


More Happy Customers in the lobby.

[sooty]

https://ssl4.lon.gb.securedata.net/toygrotto.net/merchantmanager/images/uploads/waitress%20outfit_1.jpg

[sooty]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/12/06/Cafe-460x276.jpg

Livelier atmosphere as usual.
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[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/10/article-1328328-0BFE9BD1000005DC-661_468x547.jpg

A new Customer has popped over from Essex.

[sooty]

Boys trying to get a table near the Essex girl.

http://files.stv.tv/img/galleries/britannia-high/the-gang/470x332/26_10_BRITANNIA_HIGH_EP1_14.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

I just ordered a coffee and I got this:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/s4m72h.jpg
:sad:

[arista]

I just ordered a coffee and I got this:

:sad:


I'll have a Word with Night Staff


Free Coffee for a week
Token for you.

[GypsyGoth]

I'll have a Word with Night Staff


Free Coffee for a week
Token for you.

Yipppee!
http://oi33.tinypic.com/optwky.jpg

[sooty]

Arista, having quiet words with the staff.


http://a.abcnews.com/images/WhatWouldYouDo/abc_manager_grabs_jen_100520_mn.jpg

[Josy]

I just ordered a coffee and I got this:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/s4m72h.jpg
:sad:

Wth is this your staff has been serving Arista :conf: :joker:

[Jordan.]

*walks into cafe for the first time, looks up and down and leaves*

[sooty]

*walks into cafe for the first time, looks up and down and leaves*

Comment box was installed. http://www.suarts.org/files/commentbox_a6flyer_1.jpg

[sooty]

Wth is this your staff has been serving Arista :conf: :joker:

Yea this made me hungry to be honest. :blush: Chicken casserole?

Poor waitress. Can you imagine the Chef's reaction?:hugesmile:
http://officeimg.vo.msecnd.net/en-us/images/angry-chef-with-rolling-pin-MH900438653.jpg

[sooty]

A paper boy heading to cafe.

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[billy123]

After reading that mooncup thread i just fancy a bit of black pudding do you serve it here?

[sooty]

Wth is this your staff has been serving Arista :conf: :joker:

Ops, You were talking to Arista. I am sorry. I carried away.:p

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[sooty]

After reading that mooncup thread i just fancy a bit of black pudding do you serve it here?

Good morning, Sir
Of course we do.

Full house. Enjoy.:blush:
http://k-ryosha.jp/photo/13/black_pudding.jpg

[sooty]

Started to take bookings for December parties.:blush:

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[sooty]

A young girl entered the Café. Playing on the jukebox.http://www.asianoa.com/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/velvet_ruffle_miniskirt-300x300.jpghttp://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/rs/2001/white-sangria-rs-633427-l.jpg

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[arista]

http://images.travelpod.com/users/barry0fisher/1.1247161682.favela-funk-party-people.jpg

Jess set up another Garden Funk Party
Free admission and plenty of drinks for sale at the Arista Garden Bar.

[sooty]

Bookkeeper is wondering why Café is not making money.:puzzled:

http://commoncents-cpb.com/Bookkeeper.jpg

[sooty]

Cafe is closed.
Cleaning job interview is about to begin.

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[sooty]

Quiet afternoon.

A regular who lives just around a corner pops into the Cafe having usual and listening to music.
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[GypsyGoth]

I heard Will and Kate are going to have the reception for their wedding here.

[sooty]

I heard Will and Kate are going to have the reception for their wedding here.

:amazed:

Lets wait the owner Arista confirms it.:blush:

[arista]

No sadly
they are going to Welsh Cafe.

[sooty]

Ladies in the Cafe. Enjoying Champagne afternoon tea.

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[sooty]

Early morning, a delivery van is heading the Café.


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[sooty]

No sadly
they are going to Welsh Cafe.

The owner Arista had the last word.

Disappointed.
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[sooty]

Early customer is enjoying breakfast.

http://www.cafefanny.com/images/display_breakfast.jpg


This video is for me.:tongue:
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[sooty]

Chef is cooking for last customer.

http://www.winefoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chef_matt.jpg

[sooty]

New cleaner has arrived.

http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=385&uid=1496076726

[GypsyGoth]

She best get to work, this place could do with it.

http://oi52.tinypic.com/dcr7uq.jpg

[sooty]

Cleaning girl called her boyfriend for extra help.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/SKrX0fh4HfI/AAAAAAAAPGo/WrG9oWWQpyM/s400/hot+black+man.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[sooty]

Early morning, the Cafe chef is visiting a market.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-31-RayandApple.jpg

[sooty]

Birthday girl, Gypsy, and Friends arrived at Café.

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[GypsyGoth]

:D Thank you again sooty.

:lovedup:

[Iceman]

if you tilt your head to the right and squint while looking at that picture its amazing!

[sooty]

A young man popped into Café.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3481/3246483633_4a7aef1d2c.jpg

[sooty]

Manager is checking yesterday's sales.
Not happy.
.
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1828/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1828R-68522.jpg

[sooty]

It is Saturday, and fun day.
The Café is having Karaoke night and the theme is "Lion sleeps tonight."
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And all the way from real jungle, Hippo!!! and his little friend:blush:
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[sooty]

Karaoke's winner will be announced by the owner, Arista later.
Winning prise is rumoured to be his favourite pot noodle and,
anybody has a good idea for the first prise?

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/368326/368326,1270739698,1/stock-photo-a-blue-road-sign-with-white-text-saying-any-ideas-50489557.jpg

[sooty]

Cafe's regular chef did not turn up due to the bad weather.
A temporary chef is busy in the morning.
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[sooty]

Karaoke's winner will be announced by the owner, Arista later.
Winning prise is rumoured to be his favourite pot noodle and,
anybody has a good idea for the first prise?

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/368326/368326,1270739698,1/stock-photo-a-blue-road-sign-with-white-text-saying-any-ideas-50489557.jpg

Since the owner Arista was away for a business trip, his assistant announced the first prize.
The first prise is~~~~~~~~~~Yes! Yes! Yes!:amazed::amazed::amazed:
*http://www.voucherexpress.co.uk/volatile/ProductBannerImage/ASDA-Gift-Vouchers-Banner.jpg*

The winner Hippo and his friend were so disappointed as they have never heard of Asda.:(

[arista]

Yes Sooty
a Fair Winner.

[sooty]

:spin:


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[sooty]

http://www.jobmonkey.com/chefjobs/images/culinary-school.jpg

A trainee chef is learning how to make French Toast.

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[sooty]

Cafe is having a Rock Band tonight.

http://www.discoveramerica.com/ca/images/places/pacific-region/california/san-jose/images/sj-cafe.jpg

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[arista]

Yes we are booking many Rock Stars.

Ireland loves Lead Guitarist Gary Moore
he would be ideal for another booking.

Feel The Force.

[MTVN]

Glad to see the Cafe still going strong :)

[JobsForTheBoys]

Glad to see the Cafe still going strong :)


4 posts in 7 days is going strong?:conf::joker:

[arista]

4 posts in 7 days is going strong?:conf::joker:


But here we have Real Quality.


So smirk all you wish.

[Josy]

But here we have Real Quality.


So smirk all you wish.

:joker: You tell him Arista.

[JobsForTheBoys]

But here we have Real Quality.


So smirk all you wish.

:joker: You tell him Arista.


I know your game, you just want me to post in here and make it look busy.:dance::joker:

[sooty]

The Cafe manager was alarmed a comment on JobsForTheBoys.
He is selecting a new advert banner for the Cafe.:hugesmile:

http://grsaonline.brinkster.net/gfx/GrsaCafe_BannerAd.JPG

http://redbudcafe.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/redbud-cafe-open1.jpghttp://www.signbuyer.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bracey77/images/cafe-open-neon-sign-337-p.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/cafe_open_card-p137569214217512708q53o_400.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fkyLCTn_3Bc/S97bf4NyfjI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Fhowh8KCDIk/s1600/Misc+Coffee+Cup4chicagopoetrycalendar20100210blog. jpg

http://www.cheapfastsigns.com.au/images/uploads/E%20Flag%20now%20open%20coffee.jpghttp://grsaonline.brinkster.net/gfx/GrsaCafe_BannerAd.JPG

[JobsForTheBoys]

Milk and 2 sugars ta.:dance:

[sooty]

Milk and 2 sugars ta.:dance:

http://www.ttfatloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hayden-got-milk.jpg

[JobsForTheBoys]

Glad to see the cafe is still going slow.:joker:

[Josy]

Glad to see the cafe is still going slow.:joker:

Slow & Steady wins the race.

[JobsForTheBoys]

Slow & Steady wins the race.

Not with me in those games.

I'm only the champion in one.:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[sooty]

Glad to see the cafe is still going slow.:joker:

I have just PM to one of member to visit Arista's Cafe.
I feel like pimp.:hugesmile:

[JobsForTheBoys]

I have just PM to one of member to visit Arista's Cafe.
I feel like pimp.:hugesmile:

I'm the only one keeping this cafe open.:hugesmile:

[sooty]

A couple in love, enjoying a sunny Sunday afternoon at Cafe.

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1785/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1785-17850.jpg
w1iFjPNTI0I&feature=related

[JobsForTheBoys]

Wheres sooty???:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[arista]

Wheres sooty???:bawling::bawling::bawling:


Its not her shift , just yet.

[JobsForTheBoys]

Its not her shift , just yet.

Ahhhhhhh what time does she start then?:shocked:

[arista]

Ahhhhhhh what time does she start then?:shocked:

When she Wakes Up.

[sooty]

http://www.amren.com/ar/2006/08/SorryLate-sml.jpg

[JobsForTheBoys]

http://www.amren.com/ar/2006/08/SorryLate-sml.jpg

What time do you call this?:nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

arista :lovedup:

[sooty]

What time do you call this?:nono:

I am sorry.

I could not find a shoe.:(

[JobsForTheBoys]

I am sorry.

I could not find a shoe.:(

Why do you need a shoe to come in here........theres axminster on the floor.:joker:

[sooty]

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/08/d1/b1/christmas-tree-and-decorations.jpg

Happy customers.


http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/102804/102804,1273253170,1/stock-photo-four-friends-enjoying-time-together-at-a-cafe-52592029.jpg

[sooty]

A hot girl was seen going in to the Cafe.:amazed:

http://zoomgirls.net/wallpapers/hot_girl-1152x864.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Hey Sooty!

Yeah she's hot, she could just about turn me! But I prefer dark haired girls:devil:

So what's tonights special? And any dream boys on the menu? :amazed:

[sooty]

Hey Sooty!

Yeah she's hot, she could just about turn me! But I prefer dark haired girls:devil:

So what's tonights special? And any dream boys on the menu? :amazed:


Ceecee welcome to Cafe!
Have a drink on me.:blush:
http://masterkey.su/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/irish-coffe.jpg


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Sexy-Santa-hot-guys-9488914-415-768.gif

[sooty]

A young lady at Cafe listening her one of favourite music.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SaqPB0KrQLI/AAAAAAAAKmY/mOQL4N5KUtk/s400/black-straight.jpghttp://blogs.mtu.edu/business/files/2009/10/coffee.jpg

jLDa8IB6NAU

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

A young lady at Cafe listening her one of favourite music.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SaqPB0KrQLI/AAAAAAAAKmY/mOQL4N5KUtk/s400/black-straight.jpghttp://blogs.mtu.edu/business/files/2009/10/coffee.jpg

jLDa8IB6NAU

Argh you know me well. My obsession with enigma hasn't died down:hugesmile:

Slurp slurp crunch. Sooty you serve the best hot drinks.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ceecee welcome to Cafe!
Have a drink on me.:blush:
http://masterkey.su/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/irish-coffe.jpg


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Sexy-Santa-hot-guys-9488914-415-768.gif

He's right, the way that thing is poking i'll glady be a ho ho ho ::flowers:

I brought a cleaning lady with me so tonight you can relax for a change
http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/5325/cleaninglady1.gif (http://img816.imageshack.us/i/cleaninglady1.gif/)

and I also arranged massages for you.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/343/masseurlam3.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/masseurlam3.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[sooty]

Slow & Steady wins the race.

http://hukumusume.com/douwa/gazou/i_gazou/akira_gazou/kh016ply.gif

[sooty]

Argh you know me well. My obsession with enigma hasn't died down:hugesmile:

Slurp slurp crunch. Sooty you serve the best hot drinks.

Thank you Ceecee, please come again.:blush:


http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/3592275/view/1/type/png/width/178/height/178/v-sign-peace-badge-white_design.png

[sooty]

He's right, the way that thing is poking i'll glady be a ho ho ho ::flowers:

I brought a cleaning lady with me so tonight you can relax for a change
http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/5325/cleaninglady1.gif (http://img816.imageshack.us/i/cleaninglady1.gif/)

and I also arranged massages for you.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/343/masseurlam3.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/masseurlam3.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

I am in heaven.:hugesmile:
http://www.talking-cats.com/images/submissions/userSubmissions/fluffy_steak_241008.jpg
D7gEFDR0fsY&feature=related

[sooty]

A lady is enjoying breakfast at Café.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2545903/2/istockphoto_2545903-elegant-lady-having-coffee.jpg

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4328537/2/istockphoto_4328537-healthy-breakfast.jpg

[sooty]

arista :lovedup:


http://papercraftsbyrach.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/simonsaysblinkie23.gif

:hugesmile:

[sooty]

Early morning. Cafe is very quiet.

Only the clock is making noise.

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[sooty]

Hello, boss
May I take a holiday for a while? I will promise when I come back I will work very hard.:hugesmile:

Cafe is busy as usual.

http://travelblog.savvy-cafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/holiday-vacation-1.jpg

[arista]

Of course Sooty.
Watch out for the Snow.

[sooty]

Of course Sooty.
Watch out for the Snow.

Thank you, boss Arista

See you very soon.:blush:

[sooty]

http://www.sonomacoffeecafe.com/reno.png

http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/ISP/ISP0203038_P.JPG

[arista]

Sooty
I had to Fire all the Polish Builders, they were taking stuff.
We now have Top Irish Builders


Life In The City.

[InOne]

LOL That's incredibly stereotypical and racist. But probs true

[MTVN]

Sooty
I had to Fire all the Polish Builders, they were taking stuff.
We now have Top Irish Builders


Life In The City.

:laugh2:

[sooty]

Boss, we have to postpone the opening. Look at the new guy!


http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/257323/257323,1254730607,60/stock-photo-two-cheerful-girls-twins-in-the-street-38260153.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs444.snc4/50275_113088282061413_9869_n.jpg

Also we have hired the wrong builders.:shocked:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6GQRBJwJ37M/SdzvLOhJX7I/AAAAAAAAIzU/Zjq94P52Qgc/s800/100087image007.jpg

[sooty]

Not much progressing!:(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3621886/2/istockphoto_3621886-construction-inspector-online.jpg

[sooty]

Send more builder

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs175.ash2/41799_351676785935_2415611_n.jpg

[sooty]

Chef, working on a new menue.

http://thechefalliance.com/userfiles/image/Chef/chef%20woman%20arms%20folded.jpg

[sooty]

Lets's Make Roast Potatoes!
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[red]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6400000/gaga-signing-some-autographs-in-syndey-lady-gaga-6403615-400-640.jpg

OT; I didn't know gaga was a lefty ,like me!:amazed: :cool:

[sooty]

OT; I didn't know gaga was a lefty ,like me!:amazed: :cool:

How observant you are, red! (I have never noticed.:hugesmile:)

You are invited to the Café Opening Party, due very soon!
(Gaga could be one of guest star :spin:)

[sooty]

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[arista]

Yes we are able to do a 2 for 1
on irish coffee's

[sooty]

Boss is coming

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/04/75/78/400_F_4757872_omqD332Qa5bo7Iha40H7z3EsL9QM9HOn.jpg

[sooty]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TvHp-KVzBUY/R31mnD5dIpI/AAAAAAAAAL4/tSWWNluxef4/s320/hunk%2Bwith%2Bwater%2Bbottle.jpghttp://www.cleansolution.com.au/media/iStock_000003813268XSmall.jpg

[sooty]

http://rlv.zcache.com/invitation_grand_opening_coffee_shop_cafe_postcard-p239647350822524728trdg_400.jpg


http://www.phrizbie-design.com/Medical_Spa_Logo_Designs/spa-opening-invite-design.jpg

[sooty]

Congratulation flowers

http://blog.jagaimo.com/images/ul/TkynitsuitaArrivedinTokyo_F7ED/japanspring20070222.jpg

[sooty]

http://aroundmainline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/main-line-restaurant-week-launch-party1.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.studiohodson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/trina-turk-sundried-tomato-cafe-talega-golf-club.jpg

[sooty]

The first guest arriving.http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/6/8/4/8/Celebrity_guests_arrive_76c0.jpg?adImageId=2000928&imageId=5530480

[sooty]

Gaga has arrived.

(She must aware that this is Arista's café.:hugesmile:)

http://joeljamescomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/fp_3298204_bulls_lady_gaga_excl_072109.jpg

[sooty]

Harry must have sent her invitation card.:blush:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/3987/21_2008/madgeedit.jpg

[ILoveTRW]

I did a smelly **** in the toilet, you might want to get some air freshener in there. oh and flush the chain.

[sooty]

The main guest artist, Gary Moore and mates have already arrived.

http://www.bobdaisley.com/photos/GaryMoore/1_Gary_Moore_band_1989.jpg

[sooty]

Lovely Rihana is arriving

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_yrN7pMYHXmE/ShoohoMaFGI/AAAAAAAAAZE/kRLkg42ShDs/s512/S%20%20exy_Rihanna_Hot_image%20(32).jpg

[sooty]

Well it will take all day to well come guests today.:blush:

[arista]

I did a smelly **** in the toilet, you might want to get some air freshener in there. oh and flush the chain.


Yes we are Spraying that Down



http://digitalmonkeybox.com/P-angry.jpg


The Assistant Manager
was not happy with your mess.


But she said enjoy the Buy 1 get 1 free.

[billy123]

I did a smelly **** in the toilet, you might want to get some air freshener in there. oh and flush the chain.That was no ordinary smell the crime scene cleaners had to be called in and even they charged extra because of the extreme mess :bawling::bawling:
http://www.crimescenecleaners.com/

[sooty]

I did a smelly **** in the toilet, you might want to get some air freshener in there. oh and flush the chain.

I have completly forgotten about cleaners.:hugesmile:

Another guest is complainning as well.:shocked:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-denies-ripping-toilet-paper.jpg

Ceaner is busy
http://www.hortplus.com.au/main/image/fun/cleancat01.jpg

Finished!

Happy guest.
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/05B7D329-0626-4CCB-B67B-41723C3B9D76/42-17805775.jpg

[sooty]

That was no ordinary smell the crime scene cleaners had to be called in and even they charged extra because of the extreme mess :bawling::bawling:
http://www.crimescenecleaners.com/

http://www.karrels.com/funny/ihascheeseburger/funny-dog-pictures-dog-blames-a-bad-smell-on-the-baby.jpg


Expert cleaners found out the smell was from a guest who arrived earlier with her pet.:shocked:
Huge cleaning bill will be sent to her agency.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/26/article-1038835-0213A31100000578-470_468x625.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.moistworks.com/images/art_betty2.jpg

[sooty]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7EXjdr2Pn-s/S_LuvuNh_KI/AAAAAAAAOAk/I1uo7GboTfE/s1600/hot-girl-carbabes-sportscars.gif

[sooty]

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/crave/party_mixed_drinks.jpg

[sooty]

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[sooty]

A guest thought this was a fancy dress party.:shocked:

http://www.fancydressball.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads//2009/03/fancy-dress.jpg

[sooty]

I did a smelly **** in the toilet, you might want to get some air freshener in there. oh and flush the chain.

It was you!
I blamed Paris Hilton's pet.:hugesmile:)

(I was in a hurry)

[sooty]

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[sooty]

http://collegelifestyles.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Dance_Party.jpg

[sooty]

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/85768593.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA54895A88A516EFEA0BB 958F70349D9BE00CBD9A02396B40322AE30A760B0D811297

[sooty]

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[sooty]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/165946/165946,1238355279,10/stock-vector-cat-vector-27568540.jpg

[sooty]

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[sooty]

JlzlNpttvVM

[sooty]

http://www.poshlimo.co.uk/party-bus/01.jpg

[sooty]

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Diddy-at-Inaugural-Joy-to-the-World-Fest-Black-Tie-Gala.jpg

[sooty]

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[sooty]

http://fantazmical.com/ddi_summit_2007/images/java_cafe_party_1.jpg

[sooty]

http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2010/03/three_coffees.jpg

[sooty]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/08/article-1301421-0AB8EBBB000005DC-441_306x423.jpg

[sooty]

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/b/e/a/4/Guests_Leaving_David_a7ac.jpg?adImageId=2867769&imageId=6108966

[arista]

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/08/alex-reid.jpg

Sadly her Ex turned up but was removed by Irish Security Guards

[sooty]

http://www.stwerburghs.org/images/news/(Evening_Post)_Bristol_bouncer_faces_jail_for_atta ck_on_drinker.jpg

[sooty]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrZTaP1qs7k/TSdabRMhDdI/AAAAAAAAAhs/qhlIeJInzdQ/s400/article-0-0CA3FD90000005DC-332_634x781.jpg

[sooty]

How long this party should last?

OK, one more day.:blush:

http://www.cobbys.com/images/catering.jpg

[sooty]

Lovely Paloma is the one of guest singers.
yKIM3SkR45I

[sooty]

http://www.cleanersclean.com/wp-content/themes/cleaners/pictures/Cleaners%20Clean%20After%20Party%20Cleaning.jpg

[sooty]

http://rlv.zcache.com/cafe_open_card-p137569214217512708q53o_400.jpg

[sooty]

http://cornerstone-pub.com/images/karaoke_night.jpg

[arista]

Yes we are Hoping
Vicky will sing for us.

[sooty]

http://karaokeexpressanddj.com/e107_images/custom/karaoke1.jpg

http://www.dreamtimekaraoke.com.au/images/singingshadow.jpg

[sooty]

Vicky did not turn up - was disqualified!:shocked:

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[sooty]

Winner to be announced tomorrow.:amazed: :blush: :spin: :elephant: :dance: :xyxwave: :wavey:

[sooty]

The winner, Ms Johnson is crying with joy.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/23/article-1305385-0ADF9A4F000005DC-360_306x342.jpg

[sooty]

Karaoke winner, Ms Jonson was seen driving a car.

http://gallery.carreview.com/data/car/728/medium/2010_jaguar_xf_30.JPG

sooty is thinking having singing lessons. (You should see what car she drives:shocked:)

[sooty]

Early customer.:blush:

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/05/27/1515314/dogmain-420x0.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.businesshomestudies.com/images/lady_at_cafe.jpg

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/WTD/WTD227/businessman-businesswoman-man_~JLF00220.jpg
He has a complicated life.

[arista]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/17/dining/18whoopie_600.jpg

We are now able to do a Great Offer
to our Loyal Customers.

Buy 1 Whooppie scrumptilicious buttercream
and get 2 Free.

Baked in our own bakery out the back.

[sooty]

Café's chef, busy preparing afternoon tea.:blush:

http://insatiable-critic.com/Images/pastry-chef-copy.jpg

[sooty]

http://london.blog.qype.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Afternoon-Tea.jpg

[sooty]

Trainee chef is learning how to make "Roast Potatoes".
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[sooty]

A new staff, busy cleaning.

Who hired her?:hugesmile:

http://www.xnvideo.com/files/mfiles//8/c/51a70368576752456ab182858120c978.jpg

[arista]

A new staff, busy cleaning.

Who hired her?:hugesmile:



I may have.

[arista]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jZJJtYqhqdE/TAF-_hj3tuI/AAAAAAAAEQQ/NWftq6ZI58Y/s1600/gravata1en9.jpg


I was in Ireland this morning
and I popped into the cafe
and left Conchita a brand new Pink Tie
I was in a hurry and had to leave,
so I left her with it.

[Beastie]

^^^^^

Arista! How rude! :shocked:

[arista]

^^^^^

Arista! How rude! :shocked:


No Conchita
is a hard worker
thats why I brought her over from Ibiza.
On a 2 for 1 Exchange
I took 2 young Irish workers for work in my
clubs and brought hard working Conchita back.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[sooty]

I may have.

I was not surprised, having secretary like this.:shocked:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hN7X5gUktas/S-tea7uwyAI/AAAAAAAABHk/mQyI4tw_9rk/s1600/7SexySecretaryMain-2007-40-05-02-40-19.jpg

[sooty]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jZJJtYqhqdE/TAF-_hj3tuI/AAAAAAAAEQQ/NWftq6ZI58Y/s1600/gravata1en9.jpg


I was in Ireland this morning
and I popped into the cafe
and left Conchita a brand new Pink Tie
I was in a hurry and had to leave,
so I left her with it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_agHXcORx9eY/SLteEZQ3RYI/AAAAAAAAA1o/Oqc7LF7-Lc8/s400/laughing+dog.jpg

[sooty]

No Conchita
is a hard worker
thats why I brought her over from Ibiza.
On a 2 for 1 Exchange
I took 2 young Irish workers for work in my
clubs and brought hard working Conchita back.



Life In The Fast Lane.

http://img.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/PLT-D44559D/1/Human-Trafficking.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.tecknowchina.com/images/COFFEE007005.gif

[sooty]

http://www.ilovemygrub.com/files/imagecache/articlenode_mainimage/images/news/chef%20pic.jpg

[sooty]

How to make "Beef & Guinness Stew"
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[sooty]

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