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Ithinkiloveyoutoo
24-10-2010, 01:48 PM
Is there the ocean because someone left the tap on? :conf: http://i52.tinypic.com/2zi8nxw.gif
Josy
24-10-2010, 02:08 PM
I can remember your question from an advert :hugesmile:


Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Jords
24-10-2010, 02:11 PM
Is there the ocean because someone left the tap on? :conf: http://i52.tinypic.com/2zi8nxw.gif

Dont get it :S

Edit: Oh yes I do! :laugh:
Keithhhhh
24-10-2010, 02:12 PM
I was drunk on Friday night and was patting a friends (black) cat, and I was like "Do cats come in colours other than black and white?".. Even though I have a ginger cat. :/
Josy
24-10-2010, 02:30 PM
I was drunk on Friday night and was patting a friends (black) cat, and I was like "Do cats come in colours other than black and white?".. Even though I have a ginger cat. :/

:laugh:
Josy
24-10-2010, 02:30 PM
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Vicky.
24-10-2010, 02:31 PM
Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress?

http://i41.tinypic.com/vq1b95.png
Josy
24-10-2010, 02:33 PM
Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress?

:hugesmile:

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Vicky.
24-10-2010, 02:34 PM
:hugesmile:

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Haha I have always wondered that one. Why are they so concerned about people stealing pens that they probably buy 100 of for a quid?
Vicky.
24-10-2010, 02:36 PM
Oh, why do you ALWAYS open your mouth when putting mascara on. I have noticed it is every one of my mates who do it, and I do it myself. I closed it once when I because conscious of it, but a second later it was open again :laugh2:
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
24-10-2010, 03:04 PM
Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress?
Good one!:hugesmile:
GypsyGoth
24-10-2010, 10:38 PM
Why do boys have nipples?
Legend killer
24-10-2010, 10:46 PM
Can blind people see their dreams??
Z
24-10-2010, 10:50 PM
I was with two of the girls from my uni course...

Girl 1: Did you know girl 2 has a twin brother?!
Me: What?! No! Are you identical twins?!
Girl 2: He's male, I'm female...


facepalm.
Jords
24-10-2010, 10:53 PM
I was with two of the girls from my uni course...

Girl 1: Did you know girl 2 has a twin brother?!
Me: What?! No! Are you identical twins?!
Girl 2: He's male, I'm female...


facepalm.

:joker:
Benjamin
24-10-2010, 10:55 PM
Some customer today asked me if we had a table by the window. I said no, but they were like 'well what about that one' pointing at a window table. I replied 'sorry but somebody is already at that table'. They then responded with 'so we can't have it, no?'

I really wish stupid people were not allowed out to eat in public .
Benjamin
25-10-2010, 12:53 AM
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Miss Ivy Balls
25-10-2010, 01:41 AM
Why can't I have a vagina?
Stephanie
25-10-2010, 01:49 AM
Why can't I have a vagina?
you can.
Benjamin
25-10-2010, 01:51 AM
you can.

It's called a mangina :wink:
AJ.
25-10-2010, 02:50 AM
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
Vicky.
25-10-2010, 02:50 AM
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

:laugh2:
Harry!
25-10-2010, 10:09 AM
What is the point in free range/organic chickens when they are going to die anyway?
Miss Ivy Balls
25-10-2010, 12:26 PM
What is the point in free range/organic chickens when they are going to die anyway?

Because they can gallivant round fields before the chop.
Niall
25-10-2010, 12:30 PM
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

The laws of physics would cease to exist and the universe/time space continuum along with all that has, is and will exist will vanish. The universe will then implode killing us all as well as the cows. Those poor poor cows. :bawling:

That is what would happen. :spin:
Jordan.
25-10-2010, 12:32 PM
Is Stacey retarded? :love:
Ninastar
25-10-2010, 05:27 PM
If there are so many different religions and so many different beliefs and gods, does it not prove that there is no god?
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
31-10-2010, 03:48 PM
Since sleeping beauty was asleep all that time did her breath stink when the prince kissed her?
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
04-11-2010, 03:12 AM
If you didn't have a girlfriend would I be your type? :bored:

I asked this to a guy I had a crush on once. He said " of course" and caressed my arm but I sensed he was being patronizing. Oh to be younger and naiive :bored: what was I bloody thinking :bored: