PMSL Cheryl Even Failed at Miming!!!

[Legend killer]

She was terrible , how the **** can you **** up miming all u have to do is move ur mouth lol

[Mystic Mock]

i agree.

[Zippy]

Cheryl was awesome and triple WOW tonight.

Get over it.

Just accept you have no taste whatsoever.

[Maia]

Agreed. If you're gonna mime, at least do it properly :joker:

[Legend killer]

I just can't get over it how do you **** up miming lol she really is good at nothing

[Kazanne]

Cheryl was awesome and triple WOW tonight.

Get over it.

Just accept you have no taste whatsoever.

LOL,you just fancy her and she can do no wrong in your eyes,imo,she was not very good.

[Mystic Mock]

LOL,you just fancy her and she can do no wrong in your eyes,imo,she was not very good.

well i thought it was odd that she was in tune.:joker:

[Zippy]

Buble was the one miming like a drunk!

was the mic anywhere near his mouth even? No!

and he didnt even have to bloody do dance choreography!!!

[Tom]

Love Cheryl, loved the performance but if you're going to bother miming and go through the effort of recording a live version, she does need to learn how to mime and i thought autotuning it defeated the purpose

But Michael Buble and the top 12 did much much worse

[Legend killer]

Cheryl was awesome and triple WOW tonight.

Get over it.

Just accept you have no taste whatsoever.

What the **** were you watching??

[Patrick]

You do know miming is actually hard to do... right?

[Legend killer]

You do know miming is actually hard to do... right?

Are u being serious?? U could teach a ****en monkey to do it FFS

[Stacey.]

Because you have to make get the words in exactly the right places.. it's obviously hard.

She did a better job of it than Michael anyway.

[Mystic Mock]

You do know miming is actually hard to do... right?

yeah she didnt cover it up well,and she should have been out of breath which she wasnt.

[Legend killer]

Because you have to make get the words in exactly the right places.. it's obviously hard.

She did a better job of it than Michael anyway.

Yeah i was very dissapointed in Buble

[Zippy]

and she should have been out of breath which she wasnt.

Coz she's FIT :lovedup:

[fruit_cake]

I thought she did ok, she knows that the public are gonna be way over critical of her because she's an x-factor judge and it must be quite nerve-racking for her

[Vicky.]

I dont particularly like cheryl, but I enjoyed that performance. Obviously she wouldnt be able to sing live, with that dance routine. Was more about putting on a show though.

And it is not really very hard to mime, your mic is off, so just sing along to the song as if you were with a radio or something...and she should know the words, it IS her song :laugh:

[Legend killer]

I dont particularly like cheryl, but I enjoyed that performance. Obviously she wouldnt be able to sing live, with that dance routine. Was more about putting on a show though.

And it is not really very hard to mime, your mic is off, so just sing along to the song as if you were with a radio or something...and she should know the words, it IS her song :laugh:

This. i cannot actually believe ppl are suggesting it is hard to mime lol

[Zippy]

And it is not really very hard to mime, your mic is off, so just sing along to the song as if you were with a radio or something...and she should know the words, it IS her song :laugh:

Actually miming is a skill. Dragqueens do it as a performance and some are much better than others!

You also have to remember the technical difficulties. Watching all the mime performances on XF Im sure there is some slight delay in what they hear and what is transmitted. Hence being slightly off sync.

[fruit_cake]

Its not hard to mime in a mirror with a hairbrush duh!! but mime in front of 10 zillion people while dancing?? I reckon that must be quite hard :conf::conf:

[Vicky.]

Its not hard to mime in a mirror with a hairbrush duh!! but mime in front of 10 zillion people while dancing?? I reckon that must be quite hard :conf::conf:

But it is her job. She should be used to it by now :conf:


As I said, the performance WAS good. But the miming could be much better...

[fruit_cake]

well yeah I guess... who wouldn't mime for £10 zillion or whatever they get paid

[Zippy]

Miming whilst dancing and being spot on sync is bloody difficult actually. You only have to be 0.04 secs out for it to be noticed.

Buble has no excuse and couldnt even keep the mic near his gob. And he's supposed to be a credible live artist too. Lazy manbitch.

[Mystic Mock]

Miming whilst dancing and being spot on sync is bloody difficult actually. You only have to be 0.04 secs out for it to be noticed.

Buble has no excuse and couldnt even keep the mic near his gob. And he's supposed to be a credible live artist too. Lazy manbitch.

but she was out of sync at one point to prove it to me.

[Zippy]

but she was out of sync at one point to prove it to me.

She doesnt have to prove anything to you. She's not in the contest.

Stars perform on the show to plug their new records thats all. What matters most is that it sounds as close to the recorded version as possible.

[Kazanne]

Miming whilst dancing and being spot on sync is bloody difficult actually. You only have to be 0.04 secs out for it to be noticed.

Buble has no excuse and couldnt even keep the mic near his gob. And he's supposed to be a credible live artist too. Lazy manbitch.

No it's not it's easier ,as with the moving about all the time ,sometimes with her back to people !!people will not be concentrating on her lip movements so much,they will be more than likely looking at her dancing,so imo she SHOULD be able to mime with no probs.

[joeysteele]

She even put the microphone down well away from her mouth even before she was supposed to have said the last word of the line of the song.

What a rotten song it is, its all over the place, no rhyme or reason to it. A World exclusive Dermot says,likely the only place she is assured of a free ride more like.

[Zippy]

No it's not it's easier ,as with the moving about all the time ,sometimes with her back to people !!people will not be concentrating on her lip movements so much,they will be more than likely looking at her dancing,so imo she SHOULD be able to mime with no probs.

I dont get your point, love. How does what the audience see have anything to do with her lip synching skills?

Your point is confused I think. :xyxwave:

[M X]

There was some definite live vocals. Yes, some was mimed but meh, was a great performance!

[joeysteele]

I can see,I think where zippy is coming from, I don't agree much with him but often try to, he knows I do not like Cheryl Cole for lots of reasons.

However, I can understand artistes miming,they have done it since pop music began.I just wish they would say they do and then that's the end of it.

As Zippy says though, they are plugging their new or an existing recording on the show,
I have bought many cds which sound great,but then seeing the artiste 'live' has been a massive let down.sometimes, so I would have no problem with some act saying they mimed their new recording on shows, because it is the recording we want to hear as its the recording we will be buying.
They can perform it 'live' in concert where we can see them if we want to.

[Ammi]

I can see,I think where zippy is coming from, I don't agree much with him but often try to, he knows I do not like Cheryl Cole for lots of reasons.

However, I can understand artistes miming,they have done it since pop music began.I just wish they would say they do and then that's the end of it.

As Zippy says though, they are plugging their new or an existing recording on the show,
I have bought many cds which sound great,but then seeing the artiste 'live' has been a massive let down.sometimes, so I would have no problem with some act saying they mimed their new recording on shows, because it is the recording we want to hear as its the recording we will be buying.
They can perform it 'live' in concert where we can see them if we want to.

I agree artists have always mimed and with high energy performances they have to otherwise they would sound crap and out of breath through the performance. I dont have a problem with the fact that Cheryl did that last night because of the energy of the dance routine. But I think the point as always is being missed because anybody who criticises anything about Cheryl is apparently a hater. Artists like Madonna, The Osmonds (god that ages me) who have not got the best vocals in the world (like Cheryl) are professional and polished enough to be **** hot at miming its important that they are because if they don't sing brilliantly and cant mime well, they shoudn't be up there with the 'world class artists' - which is how Cheryl is sold to us. This was one song thats all and in view of her recent criticism it was important that it was flawless. If she can't even get that right how will we ever change our opinion of her.

[ElProximo]

I didn't notice if she was miming or not because I was looking at her vagina area the whole time.
So... I guess that distraction thing does indeed work.

[Kazanne]

I didn't notice if she was miming or not because I was looking at her vagina area the whole time.
So... I guess that distraction thing does indeed work.

:joker::joker:this is kind of what i meant,people look at other things other than the lip movements,so miming should be a doddle for someone like her.

[Ammi]

I didn't notice if she was miming or not because I was looking at her vagina area the whole time.
So... I guess that distraction thing does indeed work.

lol yep I see at least you are not hailing her vocal talents or miming skills which I totally get. What irritates me is when Cheryl's adoring fans attribute her with talents she does'nt have and attack anyone who doesn't feel the same as being jealous. I do see and acknowledge the 'visual' charms of Cheryl (even though she is a bit too 'essexed' - but thats only my personal opinion - many people like that) I also see she puts on a very energetic performance and isn't the only artist who hasn't got an amazing voice but who still has a successful career because she is good at what she does. But when she fluffs her miming on a track that lasted what 3 minutes or so you have to question what does she do well other than successfully court the media in getting the right attention at the right time in her career

[tate]

Personally i dont like the woman for many reasons but i do not let that cloud my judgement however to mime on a show where you are critical of other people's live singing i think is bang out of order

Unfortunately I dont think she has talent in the singing department however she does put on a show (like Madonna etc mentioned above who are not great vocalists either) but on a show like this where you have 4 girls looking up to you and taking your advice and then other acts who you have the option to be critical of then I think she should have sung live as they have to each week

If you need to mask your lack of vocal talent on a primarily vocal talent show by clouding it with dancers and lightening sets then this should not be showcased on a show like this - it certainly leaves you open to abuse (as i see in the papers today) and i would have thought that after last year's miming debate she would have thought better of doing it again - then again, owt for publicity eh Chezza?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bubble did not mime ffs

Cole did as she has malaria and had to do an energetic dance routine that negates singing.

There is no way she could sing that studio tune and dance at the same time lol

[Shaun]

I didn't think she was that noticeable - and it was a good performance dance/stage-wise...

and I'm one of her harshest critics :tongue: I just really don't like the song.

[Ammi]

Personally i dont like the woman for many reasons but i do not let that cloud my judgement however to mime on a show where you are critical of other people's live singing i think is bang out of order

Unfortunately I dont think she has talent in the singing department however she does put on a show (like Madonna etc mentioned above who are not great vocalists either) but on a show like this where you have 4 girls looking up to you and taking your advice and then other acts who you have the option to be critical of then I think she should have sung live as they have to each week

If you need to mask your lack of vocal talent on a primarily vocal talent show by clouding it with dancers and lightening sets then this should not be showcased on a show like this - it certainly leaves you open to abuse (as i see in the papers today) and i would have thought that after last year's miming debate she would have thought better of doing it again - then again, owt for publicity eh Chezza?

I agree with you, I don't have a problem with her miming as other artists do but imo she should seperate her role as an Xfactor judge with promoting her own solo career and just not perform on the XFactor. It does her no favours as it leaves her performance open to critisism and alienates part of the public that switch on for the XFactor contestants not to pay homage to Cheryl Cole

[Tom]

Yeah i was very dissapointed in Buble

So wheres your thread on him then?

[robb]

She even put the microphone down well away from her mouth even before she was supposed to have said the last word of the line of the song.

What a rotten song it is, its all over the place, no rhyme or reason to it. A World exclusive Dermot says,likely the only place she is assured of a free ride more like.

A free ride to number one no doubt. I remember Britney being slaughtered (rightly) for walking round the stage and miming. Cole did dance (sort of), but she said it was all gonna be live. It so wasn't.:nono:

[Mystic Mock]

So wheres your thread on him then?

because michael buble sang live and i think he did well,plus he aint judging on a show about singing live.

[Tom]

because michael buble sang live and i think he did well,plus he aint judging on a show about singing live.

He didn't

Dannii isn't the best live singer in the world either and is crap at miming (see below) whilst by your logic Simon & Louis shouldn't be there either

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[Mystic Mock]

He didn't

Dannii isn't the best live singer in the world either and is crap at miming (see below) whilst by your logic Simon & Louis shouldn't be there either

DykX88JguwA

simon and louis have experience in the music world in a different way,and dannii is not self promoting herself on her own show and being treated like a world class singer.

[Zippy]

but imo she should seperate her role as an Xfactor judge with promoting her own solo career and just not perform on the XFactor. It does her no favours as it leaves her performance open to critisism and alienates part of the public that switch on for the XFactor contestants not to pay homage to Cheryl Cole

well it clearly does do her favours as her first week sales proved after her last performance.

She is an artist in an extremely competitive market(especially for female singers at the mo). Of course she's going to take the opportunity to perform if offered. Any artist would. Its not like there are lots of big shows for artists to perform on these days either.

She put on a great show. Some were just staring at her mouth desperate to see her be out of sync at some point.

Cheryl came to prominence on a similar talent show where she sung live week in week out. She was a winner on that show. Her days of having to prove her vocals on shows like this are over. Been there done that.

[Mystic Mock]

yeah and she cant sing live.

[Tom]

simon and louis have experience in the music world in a different way,and dannii is not self promoting herself on her own show and being treated like a world class singer.

The amount of successful acts Simon and Louis have found between them without X Factor could be counted on one hand, maybe 2 if you're feeling generous but hardly anything to be proud of

Most of Simons money comes from being a TV personality

[Livia]

Kind of weakens her comments though, when she told TreyC that she missed some of the high notes. Then she comes on herself and mimes. Cheryl is a very pretty girl, but she's relying on that lately.

And I think Michael Buble did sing live. Because he can.

[Zippy]

The amount of successful acts Simon and Louis have found between them without X Factor could be counted on one hand, maybe 2 if you're feeling generous but hardly anything to be proud of

Most of Simons money comes from being a TV personality

For the longest time all Louis had was Boydrone and Pondlife. Two dull boybands with no musical ambition or creativity whatsoever who relied heavily on cover versions to sustain their careers.

Thats all he had paying his bills. He had many many other acts who failed. But now he can feed off the XFactor. JLS were a ready made success for him and they already had a fanbase. Just like Girls aloud were. They later ditched him and became bigger than ever.

Simon and Louis are two middle aged men with the musical taste of two middle aged women. MOR is all they're interested in.

[Z]

Kind of weakens her comments though, when she told TreyC that she missed some of the high notes. Then she comes on herself and mimes. Cheryl is a very pretty girl, but she's relying on that lately.

And I think Michael Buble did sing live. Because he can.

Judges are there to judge though: you don't need to be able to do it yourself to be able to see an obvious flaw in something!

[Zippy]

Judges are there to judge though: you don't need to be able to do it yourself to be able to see an obvious flaw in something!

ikr

Its not like she pretends to be expert on vocal technique or anything. But anybody can hear an off note. And if it takes an expert to spot a mistake then its an irrelevent mistake because the general public won't notice anyways!

[Legend killer]

So wheres your thread on him then?

Much funnier to do one on Cheryl as u get Cheryl lovers like Zippy crying about every bad thing said against there hero. Makes for amusing reading

['Conor]

she can't mime for her dinner :L:L

the song is **** aswell

[Zippy]

she can't mime for her dinner :L:L

the song is **** aswell

LOL. Well if Marys your cuppa then I wouldn't expect you to appreciate the mighty Chezza!

Love to see her do that routine..in that outfit! :laugh3:

['Conor]

LOL. Well if Marys your cuppa then I wouldn't expect you to appreciate the mighty Chezza!

Love to see her do that routine..in that outfit! :laugh3:

well at least Mary can sing.

[Zippy]

well at least Mary can sing.

There are millions of good singers in the world.

Only a few have star quality....

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/4/6/cheryl-cole-pic-sm-barcroft-media-672748836.jpg

[Jevans]

She was terrible, but good to watch. Buble sings like that normally though and he was still great :D

[Zippy]

Buble sings like that normally though and he was still great :D

No, he was awful. Like a bored drunk.

Couldnt even hold the mic properly.

[Legend killer]

:nono: What with all the hate for Buble , he is a top guy just like myself

[Zippy]

he is a top guy just like myself

I sense youre more of a bottom tbh.

[Legend killer]

i sense youre more of a bottom tbh.

pmsl

[tate]

Cheryl came to prominence on a similar talent show where she sung live week in week out. She was a winner on that show. Her days of having to prove her vocals on shows like this are over. Been there done that.

Unfortunately she does little to disprove her critics wrong ... her dreadful Radio 1 live lounge (here- http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/cheryl-cole-performs-parachute-fireflies-on-radio-1-live-lounge-video/ ) is testament to that!)

[joeysteele]

Cheryl came to prominence on a similar talent show where she sung live week in week out. She was a winner on that show. Her days of having to prove her vocals on shows like this are over. Been there done that.

I don't like Cheryl at all, however this is a strong point,I have to admit to that.

[Legend killer]

well it clearly does do her favours as her first week sales proved after her last performance.

She is an artist in an extremely competitive market(especially for female singers at the mo). Of course she's going to take the opportunity to perform if offered. Any artist would. Its not like there are lots of big shows for artists to perform on these days either.

She put on a great show. Some were just staring at her mouth desperate to see her be out of sync at some point.

Cheryl came to prominence on a similar talent show where she sung live week in week out. She was a winner on that show. Her days of having to prove her vocals on shows like this are over. Been there done that.

BIB made me lol. Cheryl hardly won that show because of her amazing vocals , she won purely because of the way she looked. Surely your not deluded enough to think otherwise

[keithafc]

1) Cheryl CAN'T sing
2) Cheryl should not mime while judging others
3) She is a cod.

Her whole career is one big fraud really.

[Beastie]

Her performance was better last year. But it was still a good performance!

[Zippy]

1) Cheryl CAN'T sing
2) Cheryl should not mime while judging others
3) She is a cod.

Her whole career is one big fraud really.

:sleep::sleep::sleep:

coz people pay for music they dont really want right?

Get this, not everybody has the same taste(or lack of) as you do. Name some of your music faves and Im sure I could piss on them too!

[keithafc]

:sleep::sleep::sleep:

coz people pay for music they dont really want right?

Get this, not everybody has the same taste(or lack of) as you do. Name some of your music faves and Im sure I could piss on them too!
Queen, Michael Jackson.

And no, you miss the point slightly. Cheryl Cole is JUDGING other people on their singing ability. The point is she can't sing herself, she is were she is because she got lucky in a talent competition with a group (which was designed to great two groups anyway) and that is how she has made it.

Cheryl would NEVER have made it in the music business if she went solo early on in a competition like the X factor. I think she would of seriously got found out.

[Jack_]

BIB made me lol. Cheryl hardly won that show because of her amazing vocals , she won purely because of the way she looked. Surely your not deluded enough to think otherwise

She was practically ugly back then...what the hell are you on about? :joker:

[Legend killer]

1) Cheryl CAN'T sing
2) Cheryl should not mime while judging others
3) She is a cod.

Her whole career is one big fraud really.

So true!! And just to top it off she went out with Cashley , god i h8 that bitch

[Legend killer]

She was practically ugly back then...what the hell are you on about? :joker:

Yes now looking back she is seen as ugly, But at the time she was seen as hot stuff

[Jack_]

Yes now looking back she is seen as ugly, But at the time she was seen as hot stuff

Err...not really...

Your points are flawed. Admit it.

[Beastie]

Cheryl won her place in Girls Aloud because she was a feisty one. She could also sing better back then as well. The girls singing were also judged on their personalities as well!

I would love another "Pop Stars the rivals"

Hand picking 5 half decent singers to be part of a pop group again! :)

[keithafc]

Another thing, the way Simon Cowell and the way she is put across on TV and so on is as if she is an amazing performer, an amazing singer. As if she is better than Leona Lewis or something and a world class star who has it all when she clearly doesn't.

Its sad really. If she is just a glamour performer and a bit of fun and a personality, then put it across like that. Don't put her across as some sort of world class superstar with a top class voice.

Its so sad people buy into it.

[Zippy]

She was practically ugly back then...what the hell are you on about? :joker:

:nono:

she hasn't been ugly since embryo stage.

Pop rivals 2002

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/cheryltweedyap.jpg

[Legend killer]

Err...not really...

Your points are flawed. Admit it.

U look back on any paper articles from around that time on Cheryl and then come back to me , cause it seems ur either to young to remember back that far or so old that you have lost a bit of ur memory PMSL

[Jack_]

:nono:

she hasn't been ugly since embryo stage.

Pop rivals 2002

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/cheryltweedyap.jpg

Not very attractive there, IMO...

U look back on any paper articles from around that time on Cheryl and then come back to me , cause it seems ur either to young to remember back that far or so old that you have lost a bit of ur memory PMSL

Err...in English please?

Tell you what, how about you just watch her performances from the show back on YouTube?

Those show you that she can [or could] sing, so what's the problem, eh?

[keithafc]

Not very attractive there, IMO...



Err...in English please?

Tell you what, how about you just watch her performances from the show back on YouTube?

Those show you that she can [or could] sing, so what's the problem, eh?
The luck has went her way in a lot of ways. Everyone knows that the person who could sing the best out of Girls Aloud was Nadine coyle. Cheryl though has just had the breaks and its went for her. Not to mention her looks.

[Zippy]

Queen, Michael Jackson.

And no, you miss the point slightly. Cheryl Cole is JUDGING other people on their singing ability. The point is she can't sing herself, she is were she is because she got lucky in a talent competition with a group (which was designed to great two groups anyway) and that is how she has made it.

Cheryl would NEVER have made it in the music business if she went solo early on in a competition like the X factor. I think she would of seriously got found out.

LOL you mention two legendary acts..playing safe much!

She can bloody sing actually. It may not be up there with the greatest but she won a singing contest, done huge sell out LIVE arena tours AND sold millions of records.

Your just making yourself look ignorant by denying her achievements. If you think its all down to Lady luck then youre seriously DELUDED.

Cheryl is a superstar and has something people want a piece of. STAR QUALITY is what its called.

[keithafc]

LOL you mention two legendary acts..playing safe much!

She can bloody sing actually. It may not be up there with the greatest but she won a singing contest, done huge sell out LIVE arena tours AND sold millions of records.

Your just making yourself look ignorant by denying her achievements. If you think its all down to Lady luck then youre seriously DELUDED.

Cheryl is a superstar and has something people want a piece of. STAR QUALITY is what its called.
All done with a lack of talent. This STAR QUALITY you speak of has nothing to do with actual talent. Geniune talent in being able to sing. And if your talking about her sell our tours, wasn't that Girls Aloud? It wasn't all about her.

But then yet again, the delusion has caught up with so many people, some would think she can fly.

[Legend killer]

Err...in English please?

Tell you what, how about you just watch her performances from the show back on YouTube?

Those show you that she can [or could] sing, so what's the problem, eh?

Have you checked those news paper articles yet?? , if so the Legend Killer is waiting for you to admit u were wrong

[Legend killer]

Err...in English please?

Tell you what, how about you just watch her performances from the show back on YouTube?

Those show you that she can [or could] sing, so what's the problem, eh?

PMSL There's no problem i am just stating the fact that if Cheryl didn't look like she did she would not have got chosen for the band

[Zippy]

Have you checked those news paper articles yet?? , if so the Legend Killer is waiting for you to admit u were wrong

Talking bout yourself in third person? How tragic!

You had obsessive lust for John James during BB. Now you have obsessive hatred for Cheryl during XF.

Hmm what does that say I wonder?

Queen of Narnia. Thats you.

[Jack_]

Have you checked those news paper articles yet?? , if so the Legend Killer is waiting for you to admit u were wrong

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Very odd... :conf:

And no, I haven't. Where do you expect me to find eight year old newspaper clippings/articles?

PMSL There's no problem i am just stating the fact that if Cheryl didn't look like she did she would not have got chosen for the band

So basically you're saying that she CAN sing after all?

[Legend killer]

Talking bout yourself in third person? How tragic!

You had obsessive lust for John James during BB. Now you have obsessive hatred for Cheryl during XF.

Hmm what does that say I wonder?

Queen of Narnia. Thats you.

Zippy i think you may have obsessive lust for me i was having a discussion with Jack( Who still is yet to get back to me lol) yet you seem to involve urself with me. Also you remember every post and thread i seem to make

Hmmm what does that say i wonder??

Legend Killer's number 1 fan. Thats you

PMSL Dont worry u are one of many

[Jack_]

Legend Killer's number 1 fan. Thats you

PMSL Dont worry u are one of many

:laugh2:

'Fans'. Poor kid...

[Legend killer]

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Very odd... :conf:

And no, I haven't. Where do you expect me to find eight year old newspaper clippings/articles?

So basically you're saying that she CAN sing after all?

Not sure maybe you could use something called the INTERNET


What i am saying is Cheryl is as average as any old pub singer you will see at your local. And if it were not for her looks would not have got into Girls Aloud