I stalk ukturtle :)

[Benjamin]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Vicky.]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif
http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gif

[Benjamin]

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gif

My eyes are always watching :wink:

[Vicky.]

My eyes are always watching :wink:

You're talking, but all I hear is
http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/humor/blah-blah-blah.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*pickets tibb towers demanding Vicky*

[Harry!]

http://209.85.48.8/1191/192/emo/2e5r32v.gif

[Benjamin]

*pickets tibb towers demanding new smilies*

Don't worry I'm on the case :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Don't worry I'm on the case http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

omg srsly? :amazed:

[Benjamin]

omg srsly? :amazed:

It's no gaurantee, but I'll try. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

*pickets tibb towers demanding Vicky*

I never understand all the demand for her, but fine take her.


*Tosses Vicky out of the window for simonsays to catch*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*pickets tibb towers demanding Vicky*

:love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*Tosses Vicky*

:shocked:

[Benjamin]

:shocked:

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

i love the mods, they do such an excellent and amazing job. :love:

[Benjamin]

*Tosses Vicky*

:shocked:

I only just realised you edited my quote.

:nono:

[Niall]

you are underage mr :nono:

wait until 9th feb and he might give you a quick flash of his knob

(im not stalking you i just read your post in the house saying your birthday was 9th feb)

Oi, a guy can dream can't he? ;)

[Niall]

I love this thread. :love:

[Benjamin]

I :love: this thread too

(because it has my name in the title :tongue:)

[Vicky.]

I :love: the total randomness in this thread...

[Vicky.]

And the fact that it lead to me adopting gareth :lovedup:

[Niall]

I :love: the total randomness in this thread...

And me too!
http://www.kontrastblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/nanos_cheese_product2.jpg
Cheese! (Much better than tapioca :yuk:)

I :love: this thread too

(because it has my name in the title :tongue:)

Yay! :elephant:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wtf

[Benjamin]

wtf

I love you :love:

[Niall]

I love you :love:

we all knew that already..............

[Benjamin]

Oh i'm so in love http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Vicky.]

My boobs are leaking :sad:

[Benjamin]

My boobs are leaking :sad:

Mine too :shocked:

[Iceman]

Mine too :shocked:

so are mine! amazing :)

[Iceman]

I love your sig ben ;)

[Benjamin]

I love your sig ben ;)



:shocked:

Its so much better now!

[Iceman]

ICEMAN WINS

white writing baby!

[Benjamin]

ICEMAN WINS

white writing baby!


:shocked: I looked as soon as came online for that, you did that a minute ago, I saw you logging into admin control panel, you sneaky git :sad:

[Jessica.]

I love tapioca and green leafy vegetables. :bawling:

[Benjamin]

I want to lick icemans toe. :bawling:


:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

:laugh2:

:nono:

[Benjamin]

:nono:




Twas not me that changed it :tongue:

[Harry!]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2yo3j8j.jpg

I secretly :love: madonna

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Why has UKTURTLE got a picture of me in his signature. :bawling:

[Vicky.]

Why has UKTURTLE got a picture of me in his signature. :bawling:

Because I love you and like to see you everytime he posts some of his amazing and intelligent insights into the world in which we live.



Also I just passed wind again :wink:

[Benjamin]

Why has UKTURTLE got a picture of me in his signature. :bawling:




I was like, what has Ice done now, but you mean the troll, lol. :)

[Stacey.]

Omg I glued my leg to my chair AGAIN

[Iceman]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2yo3j8j.jpg

I secretly :love: madonna




Really I prefer the Cheeky Girls, they are sex :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Omg I glued my leg to my chair AGAIN



:laugh2:

LOL, I was about to quote your comment and then realised it had been changed. PMSL.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I love the smell of other people's armpits :)

[Vicky.]

I love the smell of other people's armpits :)

OMG me too......I went a bit too far last time and ate some of the hairs, got one stuck in my teeth

[Benjamin]

OMG me too......I went a bit too far last time and ate some of the hairs, got one stuck in my teeth

I'm more into stealing peoples hair

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I love the smell of other people's armpits :)

turtle stop deflecting your sexual fantasies onto me :bored:

[Jessica.]

umg im so into vicky

[Josy]

My boobs are leaking :sad:

I have that problem too, and yes I too stalk ukturtle :hugesmile:

[Zippy]

I secretly :love: madonna

:love::love::love:

its no secret

[Benjamin]

I wonder if past mods have played this game too?

[Iceman]

umg im so into vicky

Me too, You should see what she can do with a can of tuna :wink:

[bbfan1991]

*Provides bottles of Evian for Ukturtle*, he's bound to want to use it tonight.......;)

http://uncultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evian.jpg

[Benjamin]

*Provides bottles of Evian for Ukturtle*, he's bound to want to use it tonight.......;)

http://uncultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evian.jpg

:shocked:




(but so true :wink:)

[Iceman]

Vicky can I borrow your Donkey outfit?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

seriously :yuk:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

When you two say your boobs are leaking, what is coming out of them?

Milk?

[bbfan1991]

:shocked:




(but so true :wink:)

It's ok you can spit it out at all of us:joker:.


When will Vicky be wearing her Donkey suit for us?

[Benjamin]

It's ok you can spit it out at all of us:joker:.


When will Vicky be wearing her Donkey suit for us?




I think she will be wearing it at the toscars on the 30th :)

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I think she will be wearing it at the toscars on the 30th :)

I hope so. I want no tramps turning up this time!!!

[Vicky.]

I will not be wearing a donkey suit :(

I want to look fabulous

[bbfan1991]

I think she will be wearing it at the toscars on the 30th :)

Kong!:joker:

http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/DonkeyKong.jpg

[Vicky.]

Vicky can I borrow your Donkey outfit?

Of course. It is of no use to me this week, I'm wearing my Tinky winky outfit :)

[Benjamin]

Of course. It is of no use to me this week, I'm wearing my Tinky winky outfit :)




:love:

[bbfan1991]

Who will be wanting custard and who will be wanting toast?;).

[Vicky.]

I hate tinky winky. Po ftw :D

[MeMyselfAndI]

why is this thread so random :shocked:

[bbfan1991]

why is this thread so random :shocked:

Cause a turtle has gone AWOL:(.

[MeMyselfAndI]

oh i understand lol
is Vicky obsessed with ukturtle??

[Benjamin]

oh i understand lol
is Vicky obsessed with ukturtle??

No, its the other way round :wink:

[Benjamin]

No, its the other way round :wink:


never! (well maybe just a little) :wink:

[Stacey.]

i just sneezed snot in my hand and ate it

[Vicky.]

i just sneezed snot in my hand and ate it

PMSL :laugh2:

Now I really do have to go. Will probs be back in 2 hours once I've finished watching porn :p

[Stacey.]

omfg :bawling:

[Benjamin]

PMSL :laugh2:

Now I really do have to go. Will probs be back in 2 hours once I've finished watching porn :p

Vicky thanks for last night that massage was the best! :love:

[Niall]

I am drinking cappuccino. It tastes of yumminess.

[Iceman]

Vicky thanks for last night that massage was the best! :love:

Oh I got one from simonsays too. With added treats ;)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh I got one from simonsays too. With added treats ;)

*awkward bumping into ex moment*

oh hai you look well

[Iceman]

NO

[Vicky.]

I bend over and present for literally anyone :shocked:

[Niall]

*awkward bumping into ex moment*

oh hai you look well

:laugh2:

[Vicky.]

I bend over and present for literally anyone :shocked:

OMFG :eek:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Lol

soooo have you met anybody yet? i saw you talking to that girl called vicky just

*sticks another pin in voodoo doll*

[Josy]

I bend over and present for literally anyone :shocked:

OMFG :eek:


haha me too, i do it for money though, see im classy, you're trashy

[Niall]

This thread is actually too funny. :joker:

[Iceman]

^^ I know

[Niall]

^^ I know

*High five*

haha me too, i do it for money though, see im classy, you're trashy

:laugh3:

[Jessica.]

I cant believe I never thought of selling myself for money. :bawling:

[Iceman]

haha me too, i do it for money though, see im classy, you're trashy

:nono: I always thought you were the innocent one.

[Vicky.]

I cant believe I never thought of selling myself for money. :bawling:

Who needs money, we get the sex dont we...?

[Stacey.]

I cant believe I never thought of selling myself for money. :bawling:

Ive been on the game years now.

[Iceman]

Ive been on the game years now.

:shocked:

[Jessica.]

Ive been on the game years now.

Oh god. :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Stacey.]

LOL omg I meant that as a PM to jessica D:

[Niamh.]

Anybody interested in a night with me? 50p :wink:

[Benjamin]

you can have him for free

But I wanted him :bawling:

[Benjamin]

Anybody interested in a night with me? 50p :wink:



Like I'd waste my hard earned money on you again when I can have Vicky for free

[Niall]

LOL omg I meant that as a PM to jessica D:

:shocked:

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

LOL omg I meant that as a PM to jessica D:

:shocked: :bawling:

[Harry!]

Ive been on the game years now.

Oh hi stacey, have we met :wink:

[Benjamin]

Oh hi stacey, have we met :wink:

:laugh:

My turn after you :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:laugh:

My turn after you :)

That's fine I have 50p to ride Niamhxo.


*inserts 50p into slot*

[Benjamin]

That's fine I have 50p to ride Niamhxo.


*inserts 50p into slot*

Careful. That slot may swallow your entire arm :eek:

[Benjamin]

Careful. That slot may swallow your entire arm :eek:


:laugh2:


PMSL

[Harry!]

:shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:yuk:

[Braden]

How did I miss this free sex with Vicky???? I'm in!

[Benjamin]

I have Piles :(

[Mr XcX]

Thank goodness no one stalks me.

[Iceman]

I have Piles :(

It's ok, I have it too, along with some other questionable things :shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Spank me Iceman, spank me :wink:

[Benjamin]

It's ok, I have it too, along with some other questionable things :shocked:
I can lend you some of my cream.........I have loads the STD clinic is like my second home....

[Iceman]

I can lend you some of my cream.........I have loads the STD clinic is like my second home....

It's ok, the STD clinic is my first home. I have lots of cream of my own :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

It's ok, the STD clinic is my first home. I have lots of cream of my own :hugesmile:



I well believe that you dirty hobo :nono:

[Iceman]

:laugh2: I didnt see that one backfiring

[Benjamin]

:laugh2: I didnt see that one backfiring



:hugesmile:

I believe I win :)

[Iceman]

:hugesmile:

I believe I win :)

You do. Even Vicky is superior to me :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you two love playing with eachother

[Benjamin]

You do. Even Vicky is superior to me :sad:



It's ok, me and Vicky can't help being better than you :tongue:

[Iceman]

you two love playing with eachother

you can play with Ukturtle, im sure he's up for it....

[Benjamin]

you can play with Ukturtle, im sure he's up for it....



Don't encourage him, he was already on about marriage this morning :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Don't encourage him, he was already on about marriage this morning :nono:

I want to marry Vicky, I idolise her :)

[Benjamin]

I want to marry Vicky, I idolise her :)




Awww she'll love you for that :)

[Benjamin]

You all violated my pants when I was asleep. Thats my dirty underwear and very unfair :(

:laugh3:

-thanks Dezzy for the rohypnol-

[Harry!]

Anybody interested in a night with me? 50p :wink:

OMG I found a 50p in my room today. But NO I do not want a night with you.

[arista]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTl8hpxtGO8XxhfwbIvlBR9iF3FxB7B0 ZQgU6nJhuRi5gslG3434Q

[Vicky.]

OMG I found a 50p in my room today. But NO I do not want a night with you.

I touch myself.

[Benjamin]

I touch myself.

I touch yourself too

[Harry!]

I touch myself.

I bet you could teach me a trick or two, Vicky.

[Beastie]

Dirty gets.

[Beastie]

You can insert just 20p in me for me to crap on your face.

[Niamh.]

I just inserted 50p into my own slot. :evilgrin:

[Harry!]

You can insert just 20p in me for me to crap on your face.

Great, I think I have 20p change from that 50p I used for Vicky :laugh:

[Niall]

-doesn't need to edit Beasties posts-

Beasties posts turn me on:evilgrin:

[Doogle]

Me too Niall, can I borrow 20p?

[Niall]

Niamh you are amazing-space-:love:

[Harry!]

Niamh is my all time fave mod :laugh:

[CharlieO]

I stalk ukt as well. Vicky do you find the perch outside his window is surprisingly comfortable for a night with binoculars. I sometimes get snacks from his bird feed.

[Doogle]

I don't have a favourite mod.....well besides Niamh of course!

[Benjamin]

I just inserted 50p into my own slot. :evilgrin:

I wish I was you, oh Niamh the great one :worship:

[Kate!]

lmao at this thread, can't believe I haven't seen it before today.

Just perfect for me, I'm such a pervert :D

Edit: All right guys, who edited my post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naughty....:joker::joker:

I am sweet and innocent I will have you know ;)

[Benjamin]

Corkie
Viewing Thread
I stalk ukturtle

:amazed:

[Kate!]

12 people (ish) on line and 5 of them were viewing this when I looked. It's so nice to have some perverted, stalker types viewing the forum, makes me feel so at home :D

And again..........right who is the guilty party, I have my suspicions :suspect:

[Niall]

This thread makes me horny :lovedup:

[Niall]

^Omg my own post even makes me horny :amazed:

[Vicky.]

One of these days I hope to be as good a mod as Niamh :worship:

[Niall]

Niamh you are amazing :amazed:

[Benjamin]

LOL, this makes me miss being a mod. :sad:

[Niamh.]

LOL, this makes me miss being a mod. :sad:

Nothing like some post edits to reel you back in Benji :wink:

[Smithy]

Idk how I missed this thread but

I just inserted 50p into my own slot. :evilgrin:

:o

I'm a Filthy bitch, I need to try this out myself :amazed:

[Smithy]

oh I was in Iceland when it was made, I probably missed when I was getting bumped in June :suspect:

[Kate!]

Lol to whoever edited my posts

I will bite you on the arse ya know :D

[Benjamin]

This thread was made days after I got back from Oz.I was quite aroused at the time. I started the great slut war and then got hated on in Controversy for it. :laugh:

[Kate!]

It's sensual :D

[Benjamin]

:suspect:

You wait Niamh, I will have my pay back one day.

[Vicky.]

Niamh! :joker:

[Niamh.]

:love:

[Niamh.]

:suspect:

You wait Niamh, I will have my pay back one day.

I'm looking forward to it ;)

[Benjamin]

I'm looking forward to it ;)

I bet you are. :evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

I don't even need to edit your posts Benji :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

That's because I ooze filth at every opportunity possible. :devil:

[Niamh.]

I'm a menopausal hag with the saggiest tits you could imagine. :sad:

[Benjamin]

And you're very Holy also :amazed:

I'm a dirty little sinner like the rest of you. ;)

[Kate!]

I'm a dirty little sinner like the rest of you. ;)

Indeed, and I have a hairy muff. This thread is the best I have seen so far on Tibb :D

:cloud:

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

I'm a menopausal hag with the saggiest tits you could imagine. :sad:

Not as saggy as my ball bag though :(

[Vicky.]

LOL :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/deargod.jpeg

[Benjamin]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/deargod.jpeg

Here's a suggestion, you could try not entering the thread! :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i didnt even come in the thread i went to the bathroom and left myself logged in and my dog came on and posted that so shut up

[Kate!]

i didnt even come in the thread i went to the bathroom and left myself logged in and my dog came on and posted that so shut up

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaFeAArbsg2UxODgQMBguFiY5CiwhZl nJ1fAwVDP3Twgeopt1FGg