Chlamydia

[Jords]

I actually really like this word! Its meaning spoils it and makes it dirty. :bored:
It sounds more like a flower than some genital disease, if I had a daughter Id honestly consider naming her it if it wasnt for the STI link.

[bettiepage]

it reminds me of clinics and metal stuff.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't like it.

[Novo]

What the bloody hell has gotten into you

[Miss Ivy Balls]

What is it?

Do you get it on your penis or vagina?

[Jords]

I don't like it.

Its not like gonorrhea which sounds vile though. :(

[Jack_]

LOL! Imagine the fun you could have with a kid named Chlamydia :joker:

-Chlamydia gets lost in a shop. Mum and dad go looking for her-
-Dad finds her and shouts-

"I've got chlamydia! I've got chlamydia!"

Or at school, "has anyone seen chlamydia?"

[GypsyGoth]

Its not like gonorrhea which sounds vile though. :(

I guess, but I still don't like it.


Although if you have another daughter you could call that one Candidiasis :)

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't understand what any of these STIs are.

I know that with crabs you get crabs in your fanny and stuff.

[Jords]

LOL! Imagine the fun you could have with a kid named Chlamydia :joker:

-Chlamydia gets lost in a shop. Mum and dad go looking for her-
-Dad finds her and shouts-

"I've got chlamydia! I've got chlamydia!"

Or at school, "has anyone seen chlamydia?"

:laugh2:

Have posters up saying 'If you have got chlamydia please phone _________ and return her to their family'.

I guess, but I still don't like it.


Although if you have another daughter you could call that one Candidiasis :)

LOL! I would never name her it but yeah, Im on me own when I think its a nice word o.o

[GypsyGoth]

I don't understand what any of these STIs are.

I know that with crabs you get crabs in your fanny and stuff.

Didn't you do sex ed in school?

[Jords]

LOL! Imagine the fun you could have with a kid named Chlamydia :joker:

-Chlamydia gets lost in a shop. Mum and dad go looking for her-
-Dad finds her and shouts-

"I've got chlamydia! I've got chlamydia!"

Or at school, "has anyone seen chlamydia?"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker:

- Patrick.

[Zippy]

LOL! Imagine the fun you could have with a kid named Chlamydia :joker:

-Chlamydia gets lost in a shop. Mum and dad go looking for her-
-Dad finds her and shouts-

"I've got chlamydia! I've got chlamydia!"

Or at school, "has anyone seen chlamydia?"

:joker::joker:

I swear if I ever get a pair of chihuhuahs Im gonna call them Chlamydia and Syphilis. Just so I can shout their names out in the park!

[Jords]

See this is why you could never name them it, because bitches like you would take the piss! :joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Didn't you do sex ed in school?

I did, but I've forgot what I was told.

[GypsyGoth]

I did, but I've forgot what I was told.

:nono: You'll end up preg.

[Jordan.]

Its a pretty name.

[Angus]

I actually really like this word! Its meaning spoils it and makes it dirty. :bored:
It sounds more like a flower than some genital disease, if I had a daughter Id honestly consider naming her it if it wasnt for the STI link.


I can just imagine the unfortunate child wandering off in the supermarket, and the parents bellowing "Chlamydia, come back here". Or would it be Chlammy for short?:laugh:

[arista]

What is it?

Do you get it on your penis or vagina?


Both

[Stacey.]

What the bloody hell has gotten into you

LOL! Imagine the fun you could have with a kid named Chlamydia :joker:

-Chlamydia gets lost in a shop. Mum and dad go looking for her-
-Dad finds her and shouts-

"I've got chlamydia! I've got chlamydia!"

Or at school, "has anyone seen chlamydia?"

:joker:


And no I don't like it D: If someone called their kid that well then everytime you said it everyone would just stare and feel sick or something. It reminds me of some name though, like a girls name I know but I don't know what one.

[Niall]

Naming a child Chlamydia is dirty lol. Even though you can have limitless fun with that name. It would be really funny if Chlamydia caught chlamydia. Can you imagine how awkward that doctors appointment would be?

Doctor: So Chlamydia we have your test results back and it seems you have contracted an S.T.I.
Chlamydia: Ok, which one?
Doctor: Well its easily treated , just a course of pills and you'll be fine.
Chlamydia: Ok thats good, but which S.T.I do I have?
Doctor: Well it seems you have contracted chlamydia *snickers*
Chlamydia: FFS! FML.

:laugh: