I Have A Questionable Pasty [Pasty Eaten/Squits arrived/emigrated into toilet]

[The Human Santapede]

I brought a cheese and onion pasty yesterday, but left it in my room for, now, nearly 24 hours. I really shouldn't eat it, but i'm so hungry. I should know the answer to this, but apparently my stomach tells me otherwise.

Should I eat it?

[Vicky.]

I wouldnt, it will be vile now. And may make you ill.

[Josy]

I wouldn't eat it either, not unless you wan't to be sat on the toilet all day tomorrow.

[Lee.]

It'll be fine!! Is it a Greggs one??

It's not like there's any meat to go rancid, is there?

[setanta]

Turtle, I'm getting worried now cuz aren't you a cook or is my mind playing tricks on me? Nearly sure you said that when you were on last year, no?

['Conor]

well you could eat it.... but im sure you will see it again in the next 2 hours.

[Mr XcX]

I brought a cheese and onion pasty yesterday, but left it in my room for, now, nearly 24 hours. I really shouldn't eat it, but i'm so hungry. I should know the answer to this, but apparently my stomach tells me otherwise.

Should I eat it?

I would not.

[setanta]

Anyway, I'm terrible for eating stuff... anything. I'd eat it.

[Stacey.]

Jordan ate a pasty earlier.

[Patrick]

They're slutty enough as it is, don't eat it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

D:

[The Human Santapede]

Turtle, I'm getting worried now cuz aren't you a cook or is my mind playing tricks on me? Nearly sure you said that when you were on last year, no?



I know, but my stomach makes me want to eat the pasty and I can see it sat there taunting me :sad:


(EDIT: I was a chef a pastry/dessert chef)

[Mr XcX]

:mad:
Just eat it or chuck it in the bin and have something to eat.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dont you have any other food?

sausage? :/

[setanta]

I know, but my stomach makes me want to eat the pasty and I can see it sat there taunting me :sad:


(EDIT: I was a chef a pastry/dessert chef)

I'd eat it, no problem. Nothing wrong with it.

[Jordan.]

Has it been covered up or just left out? If it was covered id eat it :)

Jordan ate a pasty earlier.

LOL :')

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dont eat it :bawling:

[Lee.]

I know, but my stomach makes me want to eat the pasty and I can see it sat there taunting me :sad:


(EDIT: I was a chef a pastry/dessert chef)

Lol.. just eat it.. It's not going to poison you is it?

Oh I know.. why not heat it in the oven at a high temp? That would kill any bacteria, if there was any..

[The Human Santapede]

It'll be fine!! Is it a Greggs one??

It's not like there's any meat to go rancid, is there?



Nope, not a Greggs pasty :sad:

well you could eat it.... but im sure you will see it again in the next 2 hours.


That's what I'm worried about, my ankle still hurts so it's not like I can run to the toilet either:sad:

Jordan ate a pasty earlier.



An actual pasty or are you using pasty as a sexual metaphor?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

we need to know more info


is it just in a paper bag or plastic lile those ginsters things

[setanta]

Sure I reheat pizza that's been lying about the house for a whole night and Im still standing. Nothing wrong with it.

[The Human Santapede]

I brought it from a bakery yesterda, and all i know is it contains, cheese, double cream and onions.


It should be fine no?

[setanta]

Just get it down you already!

[Lee.]

I brought it from a bakery yesterda, and all i know is it contains, cheese, double cream and onions.


It should be fine no?

Yes! Definitely! My only concer would be if it had been left uncovered and a fly or something disgusting like that had landed on it.. :nono:

[Vicky.]

I brought it from a bakery yesterda, and all i know is it contains, cheese, double cream and onions.


It should be fine no?

Fine in the sense that you are unlikely to die if you eat it :laugh:

Not fine in the sense that it will be sloppy and horrible and a bit like eating paper maché with hard bits in.

[Mr XcX]

Sure I reheat pizza that's been lying about the house for a whole night and Im still standing. Nothing wrong with it.

As a germ freak I highly dissaprove.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Sure I reheat pizza that's been lying about the house for a whole night and Im still standing. Nothing wrong with it.

i do that but i dont even reheat it :/

[setanta]

Yes! Definitely! My only concer would be if it had been left uncovered and a fly or something disgusting like that had landed on it.. :nono:

Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

[The Human Santapede]

Ok, but if I end up on the toilet now I'm going to hate you lot for making me eat it as I can't run too fast today.

[Josy]

Fine in the sense that you are unlikely to die if you eat it :laugh:

Not fine in the sense that it will be sloppy and horrible and a bit like eating paper maché with hard bits in.

:laugh3: :laugh3:

I would eat it if it had been in the fridge but not just sitting out all night.

[setanta]

As a germ freak I highly dissaprove.

You see, I think we protect ourselves too much to germs now. It's important for your bodies immune system to fight off crap. I mean, my mother is the healthiest person I know - rarely gets sick - and you know why? She's been a primary school teacher all her life, which means that her body has had to deal with every germ and bacteria you can get your hands on because of all the kids around her.

[The Human Santapede]

Right I'm eating it, I'll keep you updated as to my bowel movements if there are any to be had later


EDIT: It tastes ok :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

Right I'm eating it, I'll keep you updated as to my bowel movements if there are any to be had later

Oh...thanks for that. I look forward to it :bored:

[Lee.]

Ok, but if I end up on the toilet now I'm going to hate you lot for making me eat it as I can't run too fast today.

Oh dear... I will actually feel really bad if you end up ill. :(

Go on though.. it's kinda like an experiment now to see who was right. lol

[setanta]

He'll be grand. No pork or chicken in the fecker, right? No bother.

[The Human Santapede]

Oh...thanks for that. I look forward to it :bored:

Oh good, I'll msn you if it happens :wink:

Oh dear... I will actually feel really bad if you end up ill. :(

Go on though.. it's kinda like an experiment now to see who was right. lol


LOL, I now feel like TiBB's science experiment :)

[Kerry]

Microwave it or whack it in the oven for 10 mins

Oh.... guess it's gone now


But no, it won't hurt you. Just possibly taste a bit naff/warm

[Kerry]

Has it been open? It's not been sitting there without wrapping though has it?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

D:

[The Human Santapede]

Microwave it or whack it in the oven for 10 mins

Oh.... guess it's gone now


But no, it won't hurt you. Just possibly taste a bit naff/warm



Still got a few bites left, it was good though, worth the money.

Now I wish i had warmed it though, that would have been nicer

[Stacey.]

If you do end up on the toilet just take your laptop with you and tell us all. :love:

[The Human Santapede]

Has it been open? It's not been sitting there without wrapping though has it?




:shocked:


Yes, it had no wrapper

Don't make me paranoid now, it's nearly all gone

[Kerry]

:shocked:


Yes, it had no wrapper

Don't make me paranoid now, it's nearly all gone

Didn't it go all hard?? (oo er)

[The Human Santapede]

If you do end up on the toilet just take your laptop with you and tell us all. :love:



I'm planning to. :hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

If you do end up on the toilet just take your laptop with you and tell us all. :love:

How grim. LOL.

[Kerry]

Either way, you should be fine. People leave roasts and alsorts on their sideboards

[The Human Santapede]

Oh by the way thank you everyone who helped me decide, much appreciated :)

[Lee.]

Oh by the way thank you everyone who helped me decide, much appreciated :)

You're very welcome... although you may not be as appreciatitive tomorrow :laugh:

[Stacey.]

I'm planning to. :hugesmile:

Will be looking forward to it. :)

[The Human Santapede]

Who changed my title LOL :hugesmile:

Th squits have not arrived! :tongue:

well not yet anyway

[Iceman]

LMFAO at the title!

[Iceman]

oh and it wasnt me.......

[The Human Santapede]

oh and it wasnt me.......

I know it was vicky http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Vicky.]

I know it was vicky http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

I get the blame for everything :bawling:

[Iceman]

I get the blame for everything :bawling:

you did it though haha

[Josy]

Pasty Eaten/Squits arrived :laugh3::laugh3:

[Vicky.]

you did it though haha

that is besides the point.

Even if I hadnt, I would still get the blame :p

[The Human Santapede]

that is besides the point.

Even if I hadnt, I would still get the blame :p

Not true! I thought Josy was responsible. She's the troublemaker :tongue:

[Josy]

:shocked: I'm the quiet one, its Eoin n Vicky that's always up to mischief :joker:

[Iceman]

emigrated to toilet LOL

[The Human Santapede]

LOL you lovely mods :hugesmile:
I know Josy, it is Vicky and Eoin who are the sexy ones :wink:

[Kerry]

If it was gonna upset your tum it probably would have by now :)

[The Human Santapede]

LOL you lovely mods :hugesmile:
I know Josy, it is Vicky and Eoin who are the sexy ones :wink:




*****

[Stacey.]

Omfg. Are you actually on the toilet?!

[Vicky.]

Omfg. Are you actually on the toilet?!

:laugh2:

[The Human Santapede]

Omfg. Are you actually on the toilet?!




:bored:

No I am not. Vicky, Josy and Ice are editing my thread for their sick pleasures :bawling:

[Vicky.]

Its josy...its ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL josy



Josy.. http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Stacey.]

:bored:

No I am not. Vicky, Josy and Ice are editing my thread for their sick pleasures :bawling:

Oh that again LOL. I swear every thread turns into that nowadays. D:

[The Human Santapede]

Its josy...its ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL josy



Josy.. http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif




Yes Josy http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[The Human Santapede]

For those that are interested (lol) I have just brought another one today, but ate it straightaway :hugesmile:

[Smithy]

so you didn't have the squits?

[Vicky.]

For those that are interested (lol) I have just brought another one today, but ate it straightaway :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

[Vicky.]

so you didn't have the squits?

Cant you read the title :bored:

[The Human Santapede]

so you didn't have the squits?



Nope, despite what Vicky/Josy/Iceman did my thred title :hugesmile:

[Smithy]

Cant you read the title :bored:

But the thread says otherwise :nono:

[Smithy]

Nope, despite what Vicky/Josy/Iceman did my thred title :hugesmile:

ok, good, I think :joker:

[Vicky.]

Nope, despite what Vicky/Josy/Iceman did my thred title :hugesmile:

I have the squits right now :sad:

[The Human Santapede]

ok, good, I think :joker:



It is good, no squits for me :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

D:

[Smithy]

I have the squits right now :sad:

Don't worry, I have had them for 3 days now.

[The Human Santapede]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


Ewww indeed! Dirty vicky! Get out!

[Vicky.]

:bored:

[Smithy]

She's left a trail on the carpet!!!

[The Human Santapede]

She's left a trail on the carpet!!!

You should see TiBB towers, the once blue walls now have a pebble-dash effect all on them :sad:

[Vicky.]

I will not associate myself with such bullies http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Smithy]

You should see TiBB towers, the once blue walls now have a pebble-dash effect all on them :sad:

:laugh2:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I can give myself the squits. ;)

It involves my fingers.....

[The Human Santapede]

I can give myself the squits. ;)

It involves my fingers.....


:shocked:

:bawling:

[Vicky.]

I can give myself the squits. ;)

It involves my fingers.....

Eww :(

[Miss Ivy Balls]

:eek:; whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :(

I enjoy it. It is very relaxing thing to do when you're sitting on the toilet.

The stimulation is a great feeling.

[The Human Santapede]

:eek:; whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :(

I enjoy it. It is very relaxing thing to do when you're sitting on the toilet.

The stimulation is a great feeling.



:shocked:

[Smithy]

http://gagadailyboards.com/images/smilies2/sick.gif

[Vicky.]

I feel so sick right now :S

[Miss Ivy Balls]

:shocked:

It's not just women who have a G spot, ya kno?

[The Human Santapede]

It's not just women who have a G spot, ya kno?

Correct, but not everyone shares there G-spot sensations and exploits in such a vulgar manner :bawling:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Correct, but not everyone shares there G-spot sensations and exploits in such a vulgar manner :bawling:

Ohhhhh.

It is not really vulgar.

Just a form of self-pleasuring.

[The Human Santapede]

Ohhhhh.

It is not really vulgar.

Just a form of self-pleasuring.


I don't need to hear anybody's self pleasure stories, I have X tube for that.

[Vicky.]

D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't need to hear anybody's self pleasure stories, I have X tube for that.

Fairy muff. http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png