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Patrick
30-10-2010, 01:06 AM
There are certain rules that one must obied by in order to successfully survive a horror movie!

Number 1 ) You Can Never Have Sex
Sex = Death

Number 2 ) Never Drink Or Do Drugs
Sorry But It's True

Number 3 ) Never EVER EVER Under any circumstances say 'I'll be right back'
'Cause you won't be back.


http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/jamie_kennedy1.jpg

-Sir Jamie Kennedy.
Vicky.
30-10-2010, 01:07 AM
Randy :love:
Iceman
30-10-2010, 01:08 AM
:worship:
Josy
30-10-2010, 01:08 AM
Never say lets split up....... you know they always die when they say that.
Novo
30-10-2010, 01:08 AM
- Have your own tune that comes on when you appear on screen
Patrick
30-10-2010, 01:11 AM
Never say lets split up....... you know they always die when they say that.

:joker: Shame that last part doesn't apply in Scooby Doo episodes, the whole cast would of died by now.
Patrick
30-10-2010, 01:13 AM
-Say 'Who's In Here?' or 'Anyone Home' or 'Benjamin Is That You?'.
You know you're in a house with a killer when you say that.


- Have your own tune that comes on when you appear on screen

:joker::joker:


Randy :love:

:love:

Killing him was the biggest mistake Wes Craven ever made. :bawling:
Iceman
30-10-2010, 01:15 AM
Have a really hot body.......they always get killed... :(
Twilight
30-10-2010, 01:15 AM
I saw this on tumblr last week lol.
Jords
30-10-2010, 01:53 AM
Be in a relationship.

You just know you or your partner is definitely a goner, maybe even both in a double wammy.
Zippy
30-10-2010, 02:23 AM
This is exactly what I hate about the Scream films.
Patrick
30-10-2010, 02:42 AM
This is exactly what I hate about the Scream films.

You hate Randy?
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q96/igpay01/SVU%20Gifs/gg10194qa0.gif
Zippy
30-10-2010, 02:51 AM
You hate Randy?
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q96/igpay01/SVU%20Gifs/gg10194qa0.gif

I dont know Randy. If theyre in the Scream films then I only watched the first and have erased it from my mind.

I like proper horror not self parodying horror that points out all the cliches constantly. Zzzz.

Scream to me is like a Friends version of horror.
Angus
30-10-2010, 05:55 AM
Never say "What's the worse than can happen?"
Kazanne
30-10-2010, 07:54 AM
Never say "What's the worse than can happen?"

LOL,went to see SAW 3D last night,and what happened to some of them IS the worst that can happen,lol,loved it but blimey it's gorey.