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[Patrick]

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Hello and welcome to Loose Members!
I'm your host for today's opening show, Patrick and let's find out what we'll be discussing today!

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So let's get started,

The first thing we'll be talking about today is Men and Women's different attitudes towards Sex.

Steven Fry has said that women don't enjoy Sex as much as men because it's more about the love for them, and men actually NEED Sex, do you think this is true?

What do our panel think of this?

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[Callum]

Private video :bawling: :bawling:

[Lee.]

Hello :)

Can't see video :(

[Patrick]

Sorted now. :)


Discussion #1 Begins Now.

[Callum]

-takes a seat-

These are comfy chairs! :D

[Braden]

-takes a seat and realizes that he's not on the opening titles-

[arista]

Sorted now. :)


Discussion #1 Begins Now.


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[Patrick]

-takes a seat and realizes that he's not on the opening titles-

lol I could of sworn you didn't sign up yesterday?

I'll put your names on the titles though after today's show :)

[Lee.]

Right.. men and women? Sex?

Yeah I think there is a huge difference in attitude between m and f towards not only sex, but love, intimacy and commitment.

[Patrick]

Right.. men and women? Sex?

Yeah I think there is a huge difference in attitude between m and f towards not only sex, but love, intimacy and commitment.

Do you think men need sex alot more than a woman does?

I was quite surprised when I heard this mentioned on the TV this morning, they kind of made it sound like men would die without it.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I think that men often just want a shag. Shove it in, give it a twirl, spunk their stuff and off they go to find the next shag.

Women like to feel treated well, and not just the next piece of meat.

Not everyone is like this, but it does happen.

It should be about the connection. Those signals, and also having sex, but not the need for it constantly.

[arista]

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[Braden]

Oh. I didn't :p

But I wasn't on yesterday :(

[arista]

I think that men often just want a shag. Shove it in, give it a twirl, spunk their stuff and off they go to find the next shag.



No No.

She like to be pumped Deep and Slow
Multi -Orgasms

with My Tongue in her Ear.

[Patrick]

Good Point Thomas.

An interesting fact I heard is that men actually think about sex at least every 9 seconds or so.

I'm not sure if women would be like this?

Oh. I didn't :p

But I wasn't on yesterday :(

Ah I see, Well you're welcome to join in the discussion :D

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Arista are you actually on the panel or are you just going to spam the thread with stupid three liners in your 'let's start a new line after every fourth word'.

*security please remove him!!!!*

[Lee.]

Do you think men need sex alot more than a woman does?

I was quite surprised when I heard this mentioned on the TV this morning, they kind of made it sound like men would die without it.

Lol.. I think a lot of men think they WILL die without it.

And yes, I do think men need sex more than women. Lets face it, it's all they really think about! :)

I reckon women (I'm talking in very general terms obviously) enjoy sex but have more of a need for affection, closeness and commitment.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Good Point Thomas.

An interesting fact I heard is that men actually think about sex at least every 9 seconds or so.

I'm not sure if women would be like this?



Ah I see, Well you're welcome to join in the discussion :D

Women can be the same. I have a couple of so-called 'mates' and they're like beasts.

For some people it is all about the 'SEX'. I can just happily use my hand and a box of tissues.

I'm not going to go and shag anyone and I think that some people's views are like that.

Are we not considered to be normal because we'd like to wait until we find that connection?

Don't get me wrong, I've snogged the throat of a girl I thought was rancid, but I was drunk and trying to decline, but she forced me in. I felt rather uncomfortable.

[Jordan.]

*Looks on intriguingly from the audience*

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[Patrick]

Good points from everyone on that topic.

*Claps*



We have to move onto the next discussion now,

It's DayBreak the 'newish' daytime talk show.

It took over from GMTV not too long ago and now ratings have falling to an all time low, The presenter of it Christine Blakely has said she even had to put her workout DVD aside to attend more Crisis meetings with the producers.

What do you all think?

Should they axe this pointless show and bring back GMTV? It is the definition of the word FAIL.

I don't think they should of 'fixed' GMTV when it wasn't broken.

[Niall]

*Swaggers in*

Yeah I guess thats true. Men have certain fluids they need to empty. :laugh:

[Callum]

I think men need sex often and don't see sex as something special but lots of women do think of sex as special and they generally do not think that having a strong sex drive is essential to a good relationship :shrug:

[Lee.]

Hmm.. I have never watched Daybreak to be honest. I take it it's ****e??

[arista]

Arista are you actually on the panel or are you just going to spam the thread with stupid three liners in your 'let's start a new line after every fourth word'.

*security please remove him!!!!*


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[Niall]

GMTV is sh!te anyways. BBC Breakfast is a million times better.

They should axe GMTV imo.

[Patrick]

Hmm.. I have never watched Daybreak to be honest. I take it it's ****e??

I've never watched it either, I might record it and give it a shot just to see what the big deal is about it being so boring.

I mean, has anyone else on the panel watched it?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Good points from everyone on that topic.

*Claps*



We have to move onto the next discussion now,

It's DayBreak the 'newish' daytime talk show.

It took over from GMTV not too long ago and now ratings have falling to an all time low, The presenter of it Christine Blakely has said she even had to put her workout DVD aside to attend more Crisis meetings with the producers.

What do you all think?

Should they axe this pointless show and bring back GMTV? It is the definition of the word FAIL.

I don't think they should of 'fixed' GMTV when it wasn't broken.

I've only heard about DayBreak recently.

You don't need to fix something that isn't broken.

GMTV was well known so to replace it or try to fix something that isn't broken is a big risk.

[arista]

Hmm.. I have never watched Daybreak to be honest. I take it it's ****e??



Daybreak changes
its doing OK.


We need a Ch4 Big Wild Breakfast show
as well.

[Lee.]

Bring back The Big Breakfast with Johhny Vaughan and whatsherface??

Oh.. what is her name again?

Oh Denise Van Outen

Ahh.. them were the days

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've not seen DayBreak and I didn't watch GMTV either so not a great loss to me.

I think it will impact more on the people who turn it on when they've got to get up early for work.

[arista]

Bring back The Big Breakfast with Johhny Vaughan and whatsherface??

Oh.. what is her name again?

Oh Denise Van Outen

Ahh.. them were the days


No they are booked elsewhere.

They could try Richard Bacon and a Young Lady.

[Niall]

Bring back The Big Breakfast with Johhny Vaughan and whatsherface??

Oh.. what is her name again?

Oh Denise Van Outen

Ahh.. them were the days

I never saw big breakfast.

But Jonny Vaughan is real annoying on capital breakfast in the morning anyways. Always singing that showery rain song :bored:

[Callum]

I have watched Daybreak and I didn't enjoy it. I really liked Christine and Adrian as presenters prior to Daybreak but now I'm sick to death of them. It's a poor show. The set itself is really cold and unwelcoming and all the reporters are dull and stiff apart from one or two (i.e. Kate Garraway). The 'something cool before the kids go to school' segment is laughable and really cringeworthy that they consider an act like Alexandra Burke, N-Dubz and a girl with spinning hoops as 'something cool'. Hope it's gone soon!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Bring back The Big Breakfast with Johhny Vaughan and whatsherface??

Oh.. what is her name again?

Oh Denise Van Outen

Ahh.. them were the days

I was watching a programme the other night. Denise Van Outen and Fearne Cotton were doing that walk for people with breast cancer. It was an interesting watch and rather touching.

[Patrick]

Very quickly need to bounce onto our next discussion,

[The show was meant to end at half past but nothing wrong with going a little overtime seeing as we started late]

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

It's been announced to begin, Is it the 14?

Yeah it is, a 90 minute long launch show.

It's the 10th series and the producers said they want to go all out, then again that's what they said when Big Brother reached it's 10th Series.

What kind of celebrities are you hoping to see in the jungle this year?

And is there any new ideas for bush tucker trials you have in mind?

[arista]

"I never saw big breakfast."



It was a Revolution for Young Viewers

[Lee.]

I never saw big breakfast.

But Jonny Vaughan is real annoying on capital breakfast in the morning anyways. Always singing that showery rain song :bored:

Honestly, him and DVO were cracking together on The Big Breakfast.. You know when you just get two presenters that have a spark together? They REALLY had that

[Niall]

Honestly, him and DVO were cracking together on The Big Breakfast.. You know when you just get two presenters that have a spark together? They REALLY had that

Oh wish I'd saw it then :(

Like I said, he is on radio now and he is very annoying D:

[Lee.]

Oh I can't wait for IAC! I've heard rumours of Chico and Jedward so far, and although all of the above are highly irritating, I think they would make for good viewing!

I like contetants who make me laugh... David Guest is my all time player. He was just insanely hilarious.

So yeah, crazy funny people for me please :)

[Callum]

Very quickly need to bounce onto our next discussion,

[The show was meant to end at half past but nothing wrong with going a little overtime seeing as we started late]

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

It's been announced to begin, Is it the 14?

Yeah it is, a 90 minute long launch show.

It's the 10th series and the producers said they want to go all out, then again that's what they said when Big Brother reached it's 10th Series.

What kind of celebrities are you hoping to see in the jungle this year?

And is there any new ideas for bush tucker trials you have in mind?

Very excited for this!

That is true so I'm not getting my hopes up for anything spectacular.

Hmm I would love to see some big name celebs go in but they can't afford them obviously so I just hope to see some "celebs" who will cause a bit of friction and good TV. :)

[Patrick]

Yeah I mean in the past few series, especially the 2008 series I hardly knew any of those celebrities and it turned out to be my favourite series was just really good to watch them and the same goes for 2009's show.

I heard this is going to be the longest series yet aswell :love:

The trials though, they need to be abit more dangerous.
Everything seems abit too safe, I would love to be on the edge of my seat thinking 'Oh this could all go wrong' lol

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I find I'm A Celebrity boring anyway.

It is just the same thing. The bush tucker trials don't see to change much.

I think it needs a real strong and powerful set of celebrities to gain my Interest.

I would like Alan Carr to do it. I can't think of anyone else at the minute.

[Lee.]

I would LOVE if Ant n Dec did it!

[Niall]

Very quickly need to bounce onto our next discussion,

[The show was meant to end at half past but nothing wrong with going a little overtime seeing as we started late]

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

It's been announced to begin, Is it the 14?

Yeah it is, a 90 minute long launch show.

It's the 10th series and the producers said they want to go all out, then again that's what they said when Big Brother reached it's 10th Series.

What kind of celebrities are you hoping to see in the jungle this year?

And is there any new ideas for bush tucker trials you have in mind?

I don't usually watch this either because the bugs make me feel I'll.

I wish Lady Gaga would go in there. She would probably do every single challenge without an issue lol! :laugh:

[Patrick]

I find I'm A Celebrity boring anyway.

It is just the same thing. The bush tucker trials don't see to change much.

I think it needs a real strong and powerful set of celebrities to gain my Interest.

I would like Alan Carr to do it. I can't think of anyone else at the minute.

Alan would be great,

We need some current celebrities like of course the X Factor names that have been rumoured such as Jedward and Stacey.

[Patrick]

Ant and Dec should go in for the last series :love: I agree Happyland.


Oh yeah, Lady GaGa would literally be the best Queen of the Jungle, she would obviously win :love:

[Patrick]

Ant and Dec should go in for the last series :love: I agree Happyland.


Oh yeah, Lady GaGa would literally be the best Queen of the Jungle, she would obviously win :love:

[Niall]

Ant and Dec should go in for the last series :love: I agree Happyland.


Oh yeah, Lady GaGa would literally be the best Queen of the Jungle, she would obviously win :love:

Exactly. She would probs eat all the gross stuff they have on there and not even bat an eyelash. :love:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Alan would be great,

We need some current celebrities like of course the X Factor names that have been rumoured such as Jedward and Stacey.

It would be good to have some BIG names in there like Simon Cowell and/or Cheryl Cole, but that isn't going to happen.

I think that would draw masses of people in because the public have already warmed to them on The X Factor.

[Patrick]

It would be good to have some BIG names in there like Simon Cowell and/or Cheryl Cole, but that isn't going to happen.

I think that would draw masses of people in because the public have already warmed to them on The X Factor.

Yeah Cheryl would be great on there too, as would Simon.

Although people love them, I could see them doing every single trial too, I think the more famous you are the more likely you'll be to be voted to do the horrible trials?

Even if you're adored lol

[Lee.]

Sorry.. to cut this short. Running over schedule a bit and I kind of have a few things to do :(

Same time tomorrow?

Thank you and goodbye :D

[Patrick]

Unfortunatly, that's all we've got time for today.

Tomorrow's show could be longer, I never thought we'd have this much of the panel online so thank you all for coming to the Loose Members studio on this evening.

I have to make an announcment though just before we go,

We've got a little thing going.

Loose Members very own ThomasC is making a new music video and he needs our help to find out what song he should perform to!
So, if you have an idea for a track you would like to see Thomas perform please PM them to me before tomorrow's show!

Also to the members on our panel, if you would like to be the head of an episode for a day, were you get to decide what we talk about then please don't be afraid to PM me and we can fit you in!

So yes we'll see you tomorrow and on Wednesday I'm very pleased to announce we've got a little guest coming on the show aswell for a chat about his time on TiBB and other things.


Have a nice evening everyone!
Goodbye.

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[Niall]

*Runs back onstage and does hammertime dance*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*LEAVES STUDIO*

Ohhhhh....I have work tomorrow so won't be back until like 6. :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*waits for zippy to leave studio and follows him home*

[Tom]

Sex is good, Daybreak is crap, the solution is have sex whilst Daybreak is on

[Zippy]

*waits for zippy to leave studio and follows him home*

Fool. It was my day off today.

The ratings always plummet on the days Im not on apparently. Im not surprised.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Sex is good, Daybreak is crap, the solution is have sex whilst Daybreak is on

:shocked: i thought your gf was pregnant

please dont respond to this post your reply will make me vomit i think

[Tom]

:shocked: i thought your gf was pregnant

please dont respond to this post your reply will make me vomit i think

it wasn't an immaculate conception