there is a god. and he has a sense of humour.

[Shaun]

Rapper and anti-knife campaigner DJ Ironik has been stabbed by muggers who robbed him of his jewellery.

-giggle-

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Shaun that isn't funny babez.

The poor bloke was stabbed!

[Shaun]

poor bloke?
He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

poor bloke?
He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.

Ohhh. I don't know who Tiny Dancer is.

[Ramsay]

hahahaha oh the irony

here thomas
aRK5vLUYLmg

[AJ.]

shouldnt laugh the mans been stabbed!













"recovering in hospital from a buttock wound" lul

[Miss Ivy Balls]

hahahaha oh the irony

here thomas
aRK5vLUYLmg

I can't view YT Videos. Am on dial-up love.

[Zippy]

bet there's more to this. Sounds like a cover up story.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

shouldnt laugh the mans been stabbed!













"recovering in hospital from a buttock wound" lul

What he was stabbed up the bum?:

[AJ.]

What he was stabbed up the bum?:

Sorta, bet he's got one of those donut thingys :hugesmile:

"The rapper, real name James Charters, whose hits include Tiny Dancer, was later recovering in hospital from a buttock wound.

It is believed the two hooded men had targeted DJ Ironik after he boasted about the price of his diamond-encrusted neck chain during a recent TV interview."

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

[Lewis.]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

-insert facepalm here-

[Boothy]

did he go to prison for murdering tiny dancer?

LOL! :joker:

Classic.

[Vicky.]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

:rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?

:laugh2:


PMSL, you are kiddng right?

[Billy]

Ohhh. I don't know who Tiny Dancer is.

Hahahaha <3

ohemmgee tho shaun you're sewwwww sik :'( jksjks.

[Tom]

poor bloke?
He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.

Its impossible to kill Tiny Dancer, he simply dragged it along the street and threw it into a shallow grave

You couldn't make it up though, irony is one of the greatest things in the world

[Iceman]

This thread is full of LOLs

[Niall]

Its horrible that he's been stabbed and all, but the OP made me laugh. :laugh:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Sorry, but I've never heard of Tiny Dancer in my life so how would I know if he went to prison or not.

[Z]

Sorry, but I've never heard of Tiny Dancer in my life so how would I know if he went to prison or not.

Tiny Dancer is a song by Elton John, Thomas :tongue:

[Iceman]

/ultimatefacepalm

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Tiny Dancer is a song by Elton John, Thomas :tongue:

Ohh right. So he's not an actual person?

In that case, I still feel bad. No one should be stabbed. The bloke has done nothing wrong. He could have died so I don't find it funny. Soz.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I thought Tiny Dancer was a person not a song. :(

[Shaun]

sure you did.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

sure you did.

Why would I make that up?

I've never heard of Tiny Dancer.

Elton John is not the sort of music I listen to.

[Vicky.]

/ultimatefacepalm

LOL.

This :laugh:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

No one believes me. :(

[Smithy]

No one believes me. :(

:O
You're usually so honest though!!!!

[Billy]

Ohh right. So he's not an actual person?

In that case, I still feel bad. No one should be stabbed. The bloke has done nothing wrong. He could have died so I don't find it funny. Soz.

meh, spoilsport.