Tesco Express in a Church

[arista]

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Altar-ing the church: A customer pays for his purchase
at the new shop which has caused some concern in the local community

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328629/Tesco-opens-latest-convenience-shop--church.html#ixzz151I3CnZ2

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I suppose it represents people's
priorities nowadays - the convenience of being able
to buy their bread a few miles closer is more important
than prayer and religion.'




Well there Ain't No God , anyway.


Sign Of The Times.

[King Gizzard]

There is a God, and he does good deals on Ben n Jerrys.

[Beastie]

They should turn that church into a gothic nightclub!

[Jordan.]

Coolness.

[Patrick]

Sign Of The Times Indeed Arista.

[Novo]

The Church isn't in use anymore?

[Patrick]

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

[arista]

The Church isn't in use anymore?


Sure
and Greedy Tesco takes over.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Seems like as good a use as any considering the Church isnt used anymore, there's some churches that have been converted into Weatherspoons pubs.

[Patrick]

The main Tesco in our city centre is an old bank, that's been took over by Tesco years back.

You can still see the old bank features in the roof and stuff, I Hate it.

It just seems so stupid, I don't get why they didn't knock it down and build a new one :rolleyes:

Tesco take over everything then I guess.

I hope they hijack Icecream fans and begin delivering Tesco Expresses and stuff like just driving about.

[Merry Mockmas]

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/11/article-1328629-0BFF8CA9000005DC-685_634x419.jpg
Altar-ing the church: A customer pays for his purchase
at the new shop which has caused some concern in the local community

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328629/Tesco-opens-latest-convenience-shop--church.html#ixzz151I3CnZ2

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/11/article-1328629-0BFF8AAF000005DC-256_306x423.jpg


I suppose it represents people's
priorities nowadays - the convenience of being able
to buy their bread a few miles closer is more important
than prayer and religion.'




Well there Ain't No God , anyway.


Sign Of The Times.

who the **** came up with that idea?:joker: why open up a tesco in a church?

[Josy]

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

:laugh3:

[bettiepage]

meh, you can just go to church online if you really wanted to.

[BB_Eye]

Better than satire.

[KG.]

Do they sell condoms?

[BB_Eye]

What would Jesus have done though? Probably overturn the vegetable aisles and order everybody to G T F O.

[BOOSH]

What a waste.... churches like that can turn into amazing gothic houses... fkn tescos...

[BB_Eye]

What a waste.... churches like that can turn into amazing gothic houses... fkn tescos...
Would've made a fine brothel too. :(

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

......

Lady on till has a mental breakdown. The Holy Lord comes over and drops
water on to her forehead.

Shopper 1: I thought this was a church.

Shopper 2: I want my creme egg!!

Shopper 7: How inconsiderate. She has to pass out when I want
a creme egg.

Gangs of Tesco shoppers start protesting. Gang of church protesters start praying.

"We shall not, we shall not be moved....We shall not, we shall not be moved.

Shopper 2: I want my creme egg and I'm not moving until I get it.

"We shall not, we shall not be moved....We shall not, we shall not be moved"

Quer gets going:

"Silenttttt night, holyyyyy - all is clam, all is bright"

:)

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

Beautiful Patrick.

I think that is the first thing I have ever actually laughed about on TiBB.

[KG.]

Beautiful Patrick.

I think that is the first thing I have ever actually laughed about on TiBB.

You mean you've never laughed at how much of a buffoon you are? :joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

You mean you've never laughed at how much of a buffoon you are? :joker:

ermmmm, bitch, put away the handbag.