home alone

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my parents have gone away until sunday so im home alone :bawling:

i know im 19 but my house is like haunted so thats why i iz scared :eek:

i just cooked onion bajis or however you spell them and pizza all by myself im so mature and shiz

[Niall]

Aww poor Simon. Lemme give ya a hug :hug:

:tongue:

[MTVN]

Onion bhajis and pizza dont go together :nono:

[Ninastar]

freakiest thing ever happened at my friends house yesterday, we both heard the same thing and froze pmsl. looking back its quite funny but its still not been explained. Someone's died in her house and everything :(

[Smithy]

What type of Pizza?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was pepperoni :love:

now im making a cup of tea i dont like tea but theres some biscuits in the cupboard so im gonna dunk em

[Niall]

I had some choc chip shortbread yesterday, but when I got home, some bitch had ate them. Was not impressed :cloud:

[Beastie]

Do you have any brother's or sister's or are you an only child?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have 3 sisters they dont live here though thank god

[Stacey.]

You should go and live with InOne for this weekened, I'm sure he'd be happy to take you in.

[arista]

"house is like haunted "


No I've checked it
it is fine.



Have a Sex Party.

[Zippy]

Now you can bring lots of strange men home.

[Captain.Remy]

I remember when my parents were on business trip at the same time in two different countries and they left us, my sister and I, home alone for about 2 weeks. I was 16 and my sister 14.

It was such a mess. I was supposed to take care of her but all she did was sleeping away at her boyfriend's and I was constantly inviting friends home and my girlfriend at that time slept every night home.

That was amazing. My parents still leave for business trips but it's not the same thing. I'm 20, my sister is 18 so we grew up and got more mature. We don't do crazy things in the house anymore. :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wont be bringing strange men home im sort of like celibate now i havent had sex for like 3 months

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I remember the time when we had this nanny. She was a right bitch. I wanted to throttle the cow.

My mum and dad had to go Jersey for a court case because a couple of years back from that time they witnessed a man lose his eye in a fight and my parents were witnesses.

It really wasn't great. She was so old fashioned and she'd give me like 6 chicken nuggets for dinner and expect me to have nothing else.

She'd drive at 30MPH at all times. It really did my head in.

I didn't want to go school one day and whenever I didn't want to go school I'd just get my chalks out and draw some redness on my cheeks to make it look like I've got a temperature, or using the white chalk to make me look sick/pale.

I'd had enough one day so went into the bathroom and rang my mum who was in Jersey. I must have been in the bathroom for about 10 minutes bitching about her. I think she heard me bitching about her too.

She might have been old fashioned, but times have changed and she really pissed me off and upset me.

I will never forgive that bitch.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bullet points please thomas

[Miss Ivy Balls]

bullet points please thomas

The computer says no.

0121 Do one!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

k

[Novo]

You two are going to be entered into a 12 round TIBB boxing match

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

[Smithy]

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

:laugh2:

awww

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well the jokes on him coz i still have some bottles left from last christmas in my wardrobe

[Miss Ivy Balls]

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

If you paid for it and it's yours then why would he do that?

And that isn't a very nice way to speak to your dad. Poor daddy!

[Smithy]

well the jokes on him coz i still have some bottles left from last christmas in my wardrobe
I can see you often use it then

[Stacey.]

Thomas that picture is an insult to Jedward. :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I can see you often use it then

:nono:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Thomas that picture is an insult to Jedward. :nono:

Buy it for them for Christmas.

Only £250.

[Niall]

Thomas that picture is an insult to Jedward. :nono:

Jedward are an insult to music!!

[Stacey.]

Jedward are an insult to music!!

You are an insult to this website!

[Smithy]

You are an insult to this website!

Glass houses stacey, glass houses :pat:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the bitch is back :love:

[Stacey.]

Glass houses stacey, glass houses :pat:

I don't get it? :(

[bbfan1991]

the bitch is back :love:

Charming!:D.

[Vicky.]

Glass houses stacey, glass houses :pat:

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

Seriously what does that mean?

[Vicky.]

Seriously what does that mean?

Oh, I thought you were taking the piss when you said you didnt understand :eek:

This can explain better than I can http://www.goenglish.com/peoplewholiveinglasshousesshouldnotthrowstones.asp :p

[Zippy]

Seriously what does that mean?

..people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

means youre also guilty of what youre accusing others of doing

[Stacey.]

Omg. So he means I'm an insult to the website!?

[Zippy]

Omg. So he means I'm an insult to the website!?

I was just explaining what it means btw.

I wasn't agreeing with him... :blush:

[Stacey.]

I was just explaining what it means btw.

I wasn't agreeing with him... :blush:

Yeah I know :laugh:

[Kazanne]

my parents have gone away until sunday so im home alone :bawling:

i know im 19 but my house is like haunted so thats why i iz scared :eek:

i just cooked onion bajis or however you spell them and pizza all by myself im so mature and shiz

you'll be ok,just don't look behind you!!

[Jords]

I rarely am home alone, I quite like the calmness of it tbh.

[MTVN]

I'm home alone for a few days next week when my parents go off on holiday, I'm under strict instructions not to have any parties or anything though :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im not even home alone anymore :/

my cousin is here now :/

[GypsyGoth]

It's been ages since I've been home alone. I'm not fond of it.

[MTVN]

It's been ages since I've been home alone. I'm not fond of it.

I like it actually, it's nice and calm, and I find it easier just to relax.

[Stacey.]

I'm home alone tomorrow morning :') I actually like it in a way.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I like it actually, it's nice and calm, and I find it easier just to relax.

do you live with ozzy osbourne or something :/

[MTVN]

do you live with ozzy osbourne or something :/

I dont get it :conf:

Edit - I think I do actually, nah you just have more freedom to do what you want when you're the only one there.

[InOne]

I'm always home alone D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm always home alone D:

il come live with you :love:

[InOne]

D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it will be fun! we can stay up all night and look at pictures of dead prostitutes

im makin waffles!

http://bridavis.chickenfactory.net/Shrek_donkey.jpg

[Stacey.]

I was home alone this morning and I can't cook or anything, so I had some popcorn but it was past its sell-by date by a year :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I was home alone this morning and I can't cook or anything, so I had some popcorn but it was past its sell-by date by a year :(

:shocked:

your not living with us

http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/familyguy/petergriffinnogirlsallowedavatar.gif

[Stacey.]

:shocked:

your not living with us

http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/familyguy/petergriffinnogirlsallowedavatar.gif

I'mma have a sex change then

[Boothy]

I think I'm home alone at the moment. I don't realise until I need help making food or something tbh.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'mma have a sex change then

fine but your not sleeping in our bed

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I think I'm home alone at the moment. I don't realise until I need help making food or something tbh.

D:

*phones social services*

[Josy]

I was home alone this morning and I can't cook or anything, so I had some popcorn but it was past its sell-by date by a year :(

OMG :joker: Can you not even make a piece of toast?

[Stacey.]

OMG :joker: Can you not even make a piece of toast?

I don't like bread :(

But I'm not sure if I could even use a toaster. Am scared of setting off the fire alarm or something.

[Josy]

I don't like bread :(

But I'm not sure if I could even use a toaster. Am scared of setting off the fire alarm or something.

:shocked: I've never known anyone that doesn't like bread.

[Stacey.]

:shocked: I've never known anyone that doesn't like bread.

I don't know anyone else either :laugh:

[Z]

I think I'm home alone at the moment. I don't realise until I need help making food or something tbh.

:laugh: I never notice I'm home alone unless I go to the kitchen to make lunch/dinner; I'm never alone when I'm on the Internet :love:

[Niall]

I don't like bread :(

But I'm not sure if I could even use a toaster. Am scared of setting off the fire alarm or something.

Its quite simple.

1) Bread goes in toaster
2) You set how toasted you want the bread and then push down the thingy at the side
3) Presto! Yummy toast for you! :thumbs:

But seriously you don't like bread?!

What did you have in your lunches at primary school?? :shocked: