gays how did you come out

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i didnt come out i was sort of forced out :/

i was in hospital when i was 16 and i tried it on with this male nurse and he reported me. bastard.

[Niall]

I sorta got outed when I got caught looking at gay porn :blush2: That was like last year.

I'm only out to my Mum and Dad though.

God forbid me coming out in secondary school. I think I'd be eaten alive in the changing rooms D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who caught you looking at gay porn D:

i would die if that happened to me lol

[Shaun]

to friends: I got a bit drunk and decided to tell everyone one-to-one. Bit weird.
to family: they always just *knew*. so my mum asked if I was gay, I said no, she said she wouldn't mind, I said I was bi.

[King Gizzard]

Lol at simply adressing people as 'gays'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

even though my mum knows im gay shes always like 'oh you need to find yourself a girlfriend'

im like BITCH I LIKE COCK!

[Stacey.]

even though my mum knows im gay shes always like 'oh you need to find yourself a girlfriend'

im like BITCH I LIKE COCK!

:laugh:

[Niall]

who caught you looking at gay porn D:

i would die if that happened to me lol

Well that b!tch internet explorer didn't have the private browsing button back then. And one day the history got opened by accident and there it was.

I was so embarrassed. :conf2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ what did they say

*grabs popcorn and gets cosy*

[Niall]

^ what did they say

*grabs popcorn and gets cosy*

Well my Mum was like:

"OMFG NIALL WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS. THATS DISGUSTING."

But after she got my Dad to install a filter on the computer etc she was like:

"I don't care if your gay I just don't like you watching porn at this age."

Then she gave me a hug and now she won't stop asking if I fancy anyone :rolleyes:

My Dad weren't too bothered he just told me stop it and that he didn't care if I was gay either.


The most embarrassing part was when I answered the phone (my Mum lives in Dublin) and she was like "I found an e-mail the other day" (she insists on knowing my passwords :bored:) and I like froze on the sofa and I couldn't feel my legs. I almost fell over when she asked me to give the phone to my Dad D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ive never been caught watching porn but the other day i was in asda and there was this hot guy and i was like stood there drooling and my mum kept tutting i was like **** you mophobe

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and what were you watching that was disgusting :eek:

[Niall]

ive never been caught watching porn but the other day i was in asda and there was this hot guy and i was like stood there drooling and my mum kept tutting i was like **** you mophobe

The worst part was I wasn't actually caught, Internet Explorer and Hotmail betrayed me :bored:

I know the feeling. I've seen so many hot guys and I've been standing their and thinking in my head, "OMFG why do you wear clothes?!!!" :joker:

I'm such a perv :blush:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what email :eek:

the mystery deepens :eek:

[MTVN]

You could have just deleted the internet history in IE :laugh:

[Stacey.]

Well my Mum was like:

"OMFG NIALL WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS. THATS DISGUSTING."

But after she got my Dad to install a filter on the computer etc she was like:

"I don't care if your gay I just don't like you watching porn at this age."

Then she gave me a hug and now she won't stop asking if I fancy anyone :rolleyes:

My Dad weren't too bothered he just told me stop it and that he didn't care if I was gay either.


The most embarrassing part was when I answered the phone (my Mum lives in Dublin) and she was like "I found an e-mail the other day" (she insists on knowing my passwords :bored:) and I like froze on the sofa and I couldn't feel my legs. I almost fell over when she asked me to give the phone to my Dad D:

Omg you're called Niall too?

How do you say it? Like Neil?

[Niall]

what email :eek:

the mystery deepens :eek:

Well I couldn't exactly keep certain links as favourites. So stealthy me decided to e-mail to an account my Mum monitors. Didn't go well lmfao. :laugh:

You could have just deleted the internet history in IE :laugh:

I was lazy :p

[Niall]

Omg you're called Niall too?

How do you say it? Like Neil?

Yeah and you say it like the river Nile. :)

How come? :conf:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

err ok :conf2:

[Josy]

I deleted a post in here - No insults.

[Stacey.]

Yeah and you say like the river Nile. :)

How come? :conf:

Oh right!

Just because the blonde one in One Direction is called that, and I wondered like how you said it that's all :L

[Niall]

Oh right!

Just because the blonde one in One Direction is called that, and I wondered like how you said it that's all :L

Oh cool, he must be Irish too. :hugesmile:

[Mr XcX]

i didnt come out i was sort of forced out :/

i was in hospital when i was 16 and i tried it on with this male nurse and he reported me. bastard.

If I was the male nurse I would do the same thing!!!

You need to be professional

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he loved it

[Niall]

he loved it

So Simon now I've shared my story, what exactly did you do to the man at the hospital :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well its a long story it was a psych ward and i had to have a nurse with me all the time so i was sat with him and i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did and he was like omfg no way and he told the big boss who sits in the office and does nothing and he told him to report me for sexual assult :shocked:

he didnt though :love:

anyway its hardly like assult i was 16 he was like 35

[Niall]

well its a long story it was a psych ward and i had to have a nurse with me all the time so i was sat with him and i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did and he was like omfg no way and he told the big boss who sits in the office and does nothing and he told him to report me for sexual assult :shocked:

he didnt though :love:

anyway its hardly like assult i was 16 he was like 35

Oh.. So I'm guessing after that they called your parents? Bet you were well embarrassed lmao

Sorry for being nosy, but why were you in the psych ward? *Grabs popcorn and gets ready for a juicy story* :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes they called my parents and told them :bawling:

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

[Claymores]

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

Hope ye are better si - a really good mate of mine was sectioned for about 10 months in total as bi-polar. The psychie wards can be really frightening places (1st one he was in was like a prison). I was truly scared of violence breaking-out when visited the secure ward.

He's fine now on correct meds and working again. The only thing I hate is that some ignorant b'stards who I would usually think of as friends still call him "Crazy [insert his real name]". The stigma of his illness still haunts in this way.

Put it behind you and move-on/progress - and don't make a rude joke out of that kiddo - I know what yer like !!!!!!

[Niall]

yes they called my parents and told them :bawling:

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

Ouch. That must have been so embarrassing when your parents asked you about what happened.

And oh, well good to see your better now. :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i probably shouldnt say this but i quite liked it on the ward :conf2:

[Niall]

Well you do get people waiting on you hand and foot I guess.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lol no you dont :joker:

its not like a hospital at all its more like a prison like claymores said

the people were so epic though i loved them all :love:

[Claymores]

Dunno where you were Si or how bad it was.........the place my mate 1st went in was truly like a hard prison - the 'olderlies' didn't give a sugar if the patients got beat-up or worse (sexually abused) by the long-term ones.

Trust me si - even in your silly persona on TIBB you would not want this.

Modern hospitals Me!, the psychie wards are quite open apart from the key to the door and you are allowed to take your patient out for lunch then come back and play table tennis or pool without getting your teeth broken!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ it wasnt like that :eek:

the staff were really good in the one i was in and the patients were all really nice too

[Claymores]

^ it wasnt like that :eek:

the staff were really good in the one i was in and the patients were all really nice too

It is all anonymous si, so I can tell you.........every time I took my mate for lunch he'd want me to go buy booze and sneak it into the secure ward for him! hahahahaha - he was still 'mad' (not corrected meds yet).

I agree the nursing staff were quite good and caring at his one - was just the 'orderlies' on minimum wage who seemed worse than the patients and would sell them fags (tobacco before you start!) for 10x as much the price for patients not allowed short trips outside.

[Claymores]

I return to above post si - "hope you're feeling better and sorted"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im better :love:

im on anti depressants now :love:

[Niall]

Thats educated me more about Psychiatric hospitals lol :)

Thankyou?

And how long were you in there Simon? (I keep being nosy lmao :joker:)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was in 9 weeks the first time 4 weeks the second time 3 weeks the third time

[Niall]

Cool. Glad to see your all better :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hail prozac :love:

[Niall]

Indeed :love:

[Claymores]

hail prozac :love:

proziac is a weak one si - you just must have just been an unruly teen! I am 4steps higher as I do suffer anxiety/depression. Trust me you are on a weak one that a huge percentage of housewives take. just to cope with sprogs I lead a normal life on higher - so no excuse for you young sir!

[InOne]

You gays make such a big deal of everything, just be Gay and get on with it :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im not actually on prozac i just said that because its the most famous one lol im actually on citalopram

[_Seth]

i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did

LOL so "I don't have a lighter" translates into "touch my dick"? :laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

LOL so "I don't have a lighter" translates into "touch my dick"? :laugh3:

well he was always flirting with me :nono:

[Claymores]

You gays make such a big deal of everything, just be Gay and get on with it :nono:

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want a glasgae kiss what is it :love:

[Claymores]

im not actually on prozac i just said that because its the most famous one lol im actually on citalopram

LOL -name sounds familiar, think I stopped them as couldn't go to the boozer with the lads on a Friday without puking - next they tried Exelfor XL !!!!!

[InOne]

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though :tongue:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

your not supposed to drink on anti depressants :eek:

i smoked weed one when i was on them and it was so scary :bawling:

i kept hearing voices and thought people were trying to kill me and shizz

[Claymores]

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though :tongue:

I ken Joe - you an yer poofy queeny cider are a bit of a questionmark anyway :joker:

Laff mate

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the worst bit was seeing loads oc dead bodies in the street :bawling:

probably didnt help that i had been playing resident evil 4 the day before :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but im better now im so normal :love:

[InOne]

Not drank at home for ages now, just spend all weekend in the pub

[Claymores]

your not supposed to drink on anti depressants :eek:

i smoked weed one when i was on them and it was so scary :bawling:

i kept hearing voices and thought people were trying to kill me and shizz

Eff that - might as well be dead if cannie go oot with both!

DISCLAIMER: This is extremely poor idea and nobody should do it!

Medically they do not interract with alcohol - I believe the advice is concerned with convincing unstables they should not take a depressant (alcohol)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i go all suicidally when i drink anyway so i probably shouldnt :conf2:

*waits for 'oh no please do' reply*

beat you to it. ucnts

[Claymores]

Not drank at home for ages now, just spend all weekend in the pub

I'm going to Edinburgh in a fortnight - thinking of taking a 2nd mortgage for the round there - you would not believe the price of a pint far less if some of the lads' night out decide to go on double Malt Whiskys Joe - eff me if I get stuck in a dear round!

[Claymores]

i go all suicidally when i drink anyway so i probably shouldnt :conf2:

*waits for 'oh no please do' reply*

beat you to it. ucnts

Keep away from it si - what's good for me is bad for you and vice-versa

[InOne]

I'm going to Edinburgh in a fortnight - thinking of taking a 2nd mortgage for the round there - you would not believe the price of a pint far less if some of the lads' night out decide to go on double Malt Whiskys Joe - eff me if I get stuck in a dear round!

Haha yeah, was ridiculously priced when I was there. I just stick to Guinness and a cheeky double Whisky now and then when I'm out

[Claymores]

Haha yeah, was ridiculously priced when I was there. I just stick to Guinness and a cheeky double Whisky now and then when I'm out

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go/lapdance bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF :joker:

Hey it's his birthday!

[InOne]

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF :joker:

Hey it's his birthday!

lmao fair enough if it's his Bday I guess

[MTVN]

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go/lapdance bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF :joker:

Hey it's his birthday!

A tenners cheap for a private dance isnt it?

[InOne]

Think it costs a tenner in the strip joint near me. Never been though

[MTVN]

Think it costs a tenner in the strip joint near me. Never been though

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

[InOne]

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

Well I doubt the girls over here are that tempting. Think they're mostly rough Eastern European girls

[Claymores]

Last time I was there it was another bloke's significant (30th) - tenner in the cubicle for naked lapdance, no touching. I said I'd never go but it was a hoot with der boyz laughing. We paid one £20 instead of £10 so birthday boy had fishy fingers next morning cuddling his wife!

We went to visit next day and kept on rubbing our noses to make him nervous his wife would ask why - EVIL

[Claymores]

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

I can tell you a bad Reeperbahn (Hamburg) story - 2 hookers asked me in street.......I cheekily answered "how much for 2 at once?". The Lie price was 100 Euros. I just walked away laughing to the bar, but one guy went back and took the offer.

They drugged and viagra-ed him and he returned to our hotel 2100 Euros poorer the next afternoon.

[Claymores]

Best Reeperbahn story - the hookers even infest inside the McDonalds places. We were standing in the queue (3 Scottish and one German) @ 2am. A hooker came up and said en Deutsch "Would you not prefer a BJ instead of a burger?" to us.

We could not understand the language (he explained later), but he looked her up and down and said "No, I think the burger would be better" :joker:

[Claymores]

i want a glasgae kiss what is it :love:

You don't want it si - it's a Scottish euphamism for a headbutt in the face to break your nose at the bridge so as to perma disfigure you (in england I think it'd probably be called 'leaving someone with a boxer's nose). So no - you don't want that!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:eek:

[Claymores]

:eek:

Scottish culture is a bit uncultured si! You don't want it!

[Danielle1232]

When i told my mum i was bi She went mental then she calmed doon, My friends didn't bother, but Rachel kept asking,and asking me to go oot with her and i was like ****** off!!!! x ( I did though,like 3 times) :blush:.

[MTVN]

I can tell you a bad Reeperbahn (Hamburg) story - 2 hookers asked me in street.......I cheekily answered "how much for 2 at once?". The Lie price was 100 Euros. I just walked away laughing to the bar, but one guy went back and took the offer.

They drugged and viagra-ed him and he returned to our hotel 2100 Euros poorer the next afternoon.

Best Reeperbahn story - the hookers even infest inside the McDonalds places. We were standing in the queue (3 Scottish and one German) @ 2am. A hooker came up and said en Deutsch "Would you not prefer a BJ instead of a burger?" to us.

We could not understand the language (he explained later), but he looked her up and down and said "No, I think the burger would be better" :joker:

:laugh2:

So you wouldnt reccomend Hamburg's hookers then :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

theres this road in liverpool thats full of hookers (i think locke lives there with his girlfriend) anyway once when i was driving down the road with my mum we saw this guy talking to one of them and he was like really really good looking i was like wtf :/

[Claymores]

:laugh2:

So you wouldnt reccomend Hamburg's hookers then :laugh:

No idea Matt. Don't get taken to the bordelos and lose 2100 Euros unless you've just won the lottery! I happened to meet a sweetie at the bar just as I'd dusted-off the hookers.........she is called Justinique which is a strangely french name for a German lass.........we had fine time for free and I almost missed the flight home the next day........another silly story

I HATED Sea Devils (Hamburg) and only went with the Galaxy fans so all 4000 Galaxys could put-up Scotland banners and flags to booooooo 'home' team on the field (NFLE cancelled our franchise to be replaced by Hamburg and all the other fans were angry)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

we had fine time for free

quote of the decade

[MTVN]

No idea Matt. Don't get taken to the bordelos and lose 2100 Euros unless you've just won the lottery! I happened to meet a sweetie at the bar just as I'd dusted-off the hookers.........she is called Justinique which is a strangely french name for a German lass.........we had fine time for free and I almost missed the flight home the next day........another silly story

I HATED Sea Devils (Hamburg) and only went with the Galaxy fans so all 4000 Galaxys could put-up Scotland banners and flags to booooooo 'home' team on the field (NFLE cancelled our franchise to be replaced by Hamburg and all the other fans were angry)

Lol you're full of funny stories Ian, seems like you made the right choice in the end then, even if you did nearly miss your plane :laugh:

Galaxy, they're Frankfurt right? It's a shame that the two British teams were replaced, particularly the London/England Monarchs beause they were discontinued before I ever got to see a game as a proper fan of the sport. It was basically NFL Germany by the time the league eventually ended.

[Claymores]

theres this road in liverpool thats full of hookers (i think locke lives there with his girlfriend) anyway once when i was driving down the road with my mum we saw this guy talking to one of them and he was like really really good looking i was like wtf :/

In even quiet cities in Germany they have a red light street - such as Aachen.

The bride's little brother is a little naiive - he stands chatting to a hooker about the weather.............poor little guy - after 5 minutes I get bored waiting and say "how much suk or fuk?" in broad Scottish for him to finish the deal!!!! Do it or no,I wanna go home to bed!!!

Best Aachen story is 3 Scottish got what they wanted from looking at the rude street..........I got a packet of cigs from the fag machine, Al got a light for his ciggie from a window hooker and Roy found a pair of designer sunglasses lying in the street

[Claymores]

Lol you're full of funny stories Ian, seems like you made the right choice in the end then, even if you did nearly miss your plane :laugh:

Galaxy, they're Frankfurt right? It's a shame that the two British teams were replaced, particularly the London/England Monarchs beause they were discontinued before I ever got to see a game as a proper fan of the sport. It was basically NFL Germany by the time the league eventually ended.

Ah Matt - you'd have LOVED that time - going to London, Edinburgh, Barcelona, Amsterdam, Duesseldorf, Frankfurt. It was the best of times. Much better than international series as you meet the locals and party with them in local bars - no animosity. In a second I will change my avatar to Boppard 2011 where on a boat down the Rheine River I will bicker with my Monarchs pals and say "cheers" while we drink one!

[MTVN]

Ah Matt - you'd have LOVED that time - going to London, Edinburgh, Barcelona, Amsterdam, Duesseldorf, Frankfurt. It was the best of times. Much better than international series as you meet the locals and party with them in local bars - no animosity. In a second I will change my avatar to Boppard 2011 where on a boat down the Rheine River I will bicker with my Monarchs pals and say "cheers" while we drink one!

Yeah, it does sound like a great laugh, you followed the Claymores all around Europe then? I would have loved to have been able to do that. I do love the IS games though, have you experienced aminosity there before? Cant say I have although there are a few fans who can be a pain. What's happening at Boppard, some kind of reunion or something?