When You Die, Are You Being Burried?

[Patrick]

Eventually we'll all have to be burned.

It's the best way tbh, I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin.

And people could just wreck your headstone and dig you up and rape your body.

So no thanks.

But I'd like to be burnt, put in a nice vase and put in my family's living room.
If Big Brother is brought back, I'd like to have some of my ashes scattered around the garden.

There we go.

You?

Oh my god, has anyone seen Due Date?
When the dude's dad is cremated and put inside a coffee jar and the black guy puts the ashes in the coffee and the dead guy's son drinks it? :joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

I don't know, I'll be dead

[Jords]

Cremated I think..

[Smithy]

I haven't planned yet D:

[joeysteele]

Buried.

[Stacey.]

Definitely cremated, just incase you came back to life or something when you were buried as you were going underground.

[GypsyGoth]

I want to be burnt.

[InOne]

Down to the last ash

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

[Novo]

almost spat my drink out then

" I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin. "


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The image of about 20 + Black underground rats nibbling away on your foreskin like a sunday feast soon made me feel sick though

[ILoveTRW]

Cremated
Probably the most appropriate way to start off the eternity of burning in hell Ill be serving.

[MeMyselfAndI]

definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im going to heaven

[Ramsay]

Ill be dead so i wont give a ****

[MTVN]

Buried, seems more peaceful then being thrown into a roaring fire, probably doesnt really matter though when you're dead

Here's a funny quote from some American comedian

"I dont really care, because I can't. I mean, atleast get some use out of my body - give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something...yeah, just let em have a big ol' circle jerk, ****** me in the ass, ****** the in the mouth, ****** me in the ear hole, eye hole, make a new hole and ****** me there! I dont care!" - David Cross :laugh:

[Patrick]

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

umfg what? :shocked:

[Patrick]

definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up


What about waking up in a fire...?

[MeMyselfAndI]

What about waking up in a fire...?

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

[Smithy]

I think I'd probably want to be burried, that way I can come back as a Zombie :hugesmile: and people could place flowers on a grave and stuff, rather than being in a vase on the fireplace for eternity

[Miss Ivy Balls]

When you're dead, you're dead.

So it won't matter.

[Patrick]

http://yourfuneralguy.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cremation1.jpg

Looks cosy.

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

Oh my god yeah,

The thought of just that.
Like you'd actually just want to die rather than that.

You could even call anyone.
I remember how hard it was to watch that in Eastenders 2 years ago, so imagine living it :shocked:

[Patrick]

When you're dead, you're dead.

So it won't matter.

It will to your family.

And when you're dead, you will still know what happens to you.

[Patrick]

I think I'd probably want to be burried, that way I can come back as a Zombie :hugesmile: and people could place flowers on a grave and stuff, rather than being in a vase on the fireplace for eternity

You can still have a grave stone in a grave yard if you're burnt though.

[Kerry]

Not bothered. Sling me in the bin

[Jords]

Not bothered. Sling me in the bin

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

someone in eastenders got buried alive? :shocked:

[Niall]

Apparently if you get cremated, you can have you ashes turned into a diamond. Might have to do that :spin:

:D

[Ramsay]

altho i can see if i got cremated my friends could smoke me

[Mac Hiavellian]

You haven't put cryogenically frozen on the list?

I'd probably wanna be cremated any way. I like the idea of burying being laid to your final rest but practically there'll be no room and I'd rather my body burn out than lay decaying.

[Patrick]

someone in eastenders got buried alive? :shocked:

Yep.

His Wife knocked him out and threw him underground and burried him on Easter '08.

And then he woke up alive burried.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8928/buriedalive4if3.jpg

[Patrick]

You haven't put cryogenically frozen on the list?

I'd probably wanna be cremated any way. I like the idea of burying being laid to your final rest but practically there'll be no room and I'd rather my body burn out than lay decaying.

Because most people don't do that.

I heard it costs alot?

Is that when you wake up in the future ? :love:

[Mac Hiavellian]

Because most people don't do that.

I heard it costs alot?

Is that when you wake up in the future ? :love:

Yeah it does cost a lot and it's uncommon but some people I know seriously want it done lol. Yeah the hope is they're 're-animated' in the future. I think it'd be a bit creepy and alien tbh.

[MTVN]

I would love to see what the world would be like if you were unfrozen 1000 years later. I'd like to think it'd be just like Futurama although in reality I reckon a low of the world would just be a giant wasteland

[Niall]

Sorry to be a spoil sport buuuuuuut cryogenics doesn't work atm. People often die before they are unfrozen. :)

[Mac Hiavellian]

I would love to see what the world would be like if you were unfrozen 1000 years later. I'd like to think it'd be just like Futurama although in reality I reckon a low of the world would just be a giant wasteland

I'd treat it like a holiday. Soak it up for a couple of weeks and then want to go home. I fear it'd be the latter or if the world hadn't ended by then you know you'd be nearer to it.

Sorry to be a spoil sport buuuuuuut cryogenics doesn't work atm. People often die before they are unfrozen. :)

It would also cause nerve and tissue damage too right? Unless that's sorted if/when a bunch of people are re-animated they'll be rigid or disabled in some way

[_Seth]

I plan to be cremated. I'd be too scared of not actually being dead and waking up. :joker: :(

[Boothy]

Why isn't being stuffed an option?

:(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg i didnt know you could get turned into a diamond :amazed:

[Kazanne]

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

You CAN make sure you get your loved ones ashes,they are a lot more strict in their practices now.

[Kazanne]

Yep.

His Wife knocked him out and threw him underground and burried him on Easter '08.

And then he woke up alive burried.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8928/buriedalive4if3.jpg

Aw poor Max,Tanya was such a cow,lol:joker:

[Jordan.]

Cremated. The thought of rotting away underground is just vile.

[Niall]

It would also cause nerve and tissue damage too right? Unless that's sorted if/when a bunch of people are re-animated they'll be rigid or disabled in some way

Yeah I think it does. I wouldn't dare think of being cryogenically frozen unless its clinically proven to be safe and its guaranteed you'll wake up again lol.

omg i didnt know you could get turned into a diamond :amazed:

Yep. I just googled it and found a company that does it.

http://www.lifegem-uk.com/

The diamonds look amazing :shocked:

OMFG you can even pick a colour and a shape!! :amazed:

Right I want to be turned into a blue diamond in the shape of a star.

[ange7]

I plan not to die! Sorted
...thinks outside the box ppl!...

ffs next you'll be organising your wills and planning the f&*ing catering
mahahaha!

[joeysteele]

You CAN make sure you get your loved ones ashes,they are a lot more strict in their practices now.

They are kazanne and actually asking for the ashes to do with whatever you wish yourself with, increases the strict code of practice as to cremation.

[Josy]

altho i can see if i got cremated my friends could smoke me

Like they do in How High? :laugh:

[Josy]

I want to be buried, beside my family.

[Zippy]

burn baby burn.

everybody should be cremated to save space. The thought of lying in a box decomposing is just yuk.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

zippy your being buried so i can dig up your corpse and make sweet sweet love to it

[Niall]

zippy your being buried so i can dig up your corpse and make sweet sweet love to it

:shocked:


*Vomits*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

your just jealous coz you never thought of it first

[Stacey.]

Why isn't being stuffed an option?

:(

Ew that's vile!

You'll look like an animal or something :/

[Niall]

your just jealous coz you never thought of it first

No!!! I'd never do something sexual to a dead body!! What if there are maggots in it and stuff and they go all over your bits?!!

EWWW! I just made myself feel sick :yuk:

:(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What if there are maggots in it and stuff and they go all over your bits?

i just creamed myself :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh and

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[Niall]

i just creamed myself :amazed:

:shocked::shocked::shocked:


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[Angus]

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

I'm being buried, since we have a family plot, but before that I've stipulated that my body be embalmed, so there's absolutely no chance of being buried alive.

[Ramsay]

Like they do in How High? :laugh:

EXACTLY like they do in how high hahaha

[Tom]

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

Thats just a myth

I think I need to donate my body to science so they can get to the bottom of my mental state

[Danielle1232]

Buried