What Did ElProximo think of this Week??

[ElProximo]

I know everyone waits for my analysis to make sense of it all so here it is:

Paige: was it the best song choice? Maybe not. But he once again improved that 5% and seems the 'tortoise versus the hare' as he just keeps on moving up and up and so does his confidence. I still say he is the 'dark horse' for a spot in the finals.

Aiden: Just effing painful to watch. What a car crash. I cannot believe the intestinal pain, warped grins, gadawful 'singing' and once again just tortured and KILLED a song.. i mean he might as well just taken a dump on it. How the hell he is not eliminate already is a mind-boggling mystery.

Mary: MARY IS BACK! Wow! Now THAT is singing and performing! What an amazing night for her after a few mediocre nights - she is BACK. Voice quality is amazing.

Katie: Once again 'talks through lyrics'. Mediocre. She may have had the best song, dancers, stage pyrotechnics (to help her) and still manages to be a mediocre and dull performer and singer.

Matt: This guy is so close to perfect the only problem he has is that the slightest fraction of a second 'off' stands out like a piece of dust on a diamond. He damn near IMPROVED an Elton John song. Matt is not just a league above this competition - he is better than nearly any 'guest performer'.

Cher-L: It wasn't a fail but it wasn't anything new or improved and still breathing out lyrics and doing 'good enough' singing and then the mediocre rapping dancing.

Wagner: Absolutely horrible as always. Wonderfully, stupidly a complete strange waste of time. Simon called it. He is a weird robot who talks as stuff happens lol

Boy Band: No insight. I could not care less and get a cup of tea. Sounds to me the same as any other boy band except worse.

Rebecca: Amazing! Like Matt she just about improved the damn song. Stunning, gorgeous voice. Like Matt she is at such a high level that its become a question 'Can she flawlessly maintain 100% perfection?'. Took the big song and owned it. again.

So the overall:

The Matt and Rebecca Show once again.

Mary returned to take her rightful place. Not that far behind the two superstars.

Everyone else.

Poor: Katie
Bad mistake: Aiden.

Now you know what to think or say if you are asked!
You are welcome!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i will sleep well tonight now

[Zippy]

^ cant believe Patrick lets you use that picture!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ cant believe Patrick lets you use that picture!

he loves me :love:

[ElProximo]

^ cant believe Patrick lets you use that picture!

I can't believe they let you carry on private conversations irrelevant to the topic as if to kill the thread?

Did you have any relevant comments to the topic or just chatting with friends?

[Zippy]

Mary: MARY IS BACK! Wow! Now THAT is singing and performing! What an amazing night for her after a few mediocre nights - she is BACK. Voice quality is amazing.


Mary returned to take her rightful place. Not that far behind the two superstars.



You're having a giraffe, mate.

Tired old pub cabaret act. Even her personality has shrunk to a sobbing misery.

[ElProximo]

You're having a giraffe, mate.

Tired old pub cabaret act. Even her personality has shrunk to a sobbing misery.

That is not what the standing ovation and electric applause said and it was enough to place her back in the running again. Get used to seeing more of that over the remaining weeks.

Don't worry.. you can enjoy your Boy Band doing 90s pop for a few more weeks too.

[Big Sexy]

Damnit Morpheus. Not everyone believes what you believe!

[Zippy]

That is not what the standing ovation and electric applause said and it was enough to place her back in the running again.

She's out of the running after 4 crap weeks.

And the OTT applause? Theyre just patronising the silly cow as they know she doesnt really stand a chance of winning.

[Pyramid*]

I can't believe they let you carry on private conversations irrelevant to the topic as if to kill the thread?

Did you have any relevant comments to the topic or just chatting with friends?

I can't believe that you think starting a thread and referring to yourself in the the Third person is anything more than just a bit tedious ... to say to very least. If we all did the same thing rather than add to the threads that already exist - it would just effectively be a blog.

That's my contribution to your thread, relevant and on topic.

[ElProximo]

Damnit Morpheus. Not everyone believes what you believe!

I agree. It really is like something from a Matrix type film where I must be the only person able to see the 'true code' on Aiden.

Somehow.. people and judges say bizarre things like 'great' and 'good singing' yet I just see an absolute disaster. Something he ought to be horribly embarrassed by.
people should feel embarrassed for him and the terrible mistake he made in front of the world.

Yet for some reason nobody else seems to see this. Very strange. Like everyone is on crazy-pills.

[ange7]

What Did ElProximo think of this Week?
Muslims and/or Jews?

[ange7]

What Did ElProximo think of this Week?
Muslims and/or Jews?

[ElProximo]

What Did ElProximo think of this Week?
Muslims and/or Jews?

Both!
But mainly Jews. Namely Waissel. I thought of Alanis Morissette and other daughters of powerful entertainment industry Jews who have (at least) really done something with their inheritance.
Katie really hasn't done anything but just 'show up for work'.

But hey.. she is STILL here so my strategy is still going strong!

[ange7]

lol posted twice...
yep it's twice as funny!

[Zippy]

he loves me :love:

Aww. you're his first love probably.

[ange7]

Both!
But mainly Jews. Namely Waissel. I thought of Alanis Morissette and other daughters of powerful entertainment industry Jews who have (at least) really done something with their inheritance.
Katie really hasn't done anything but just 'show up for work'.

But hey.. she is STILL here so my strategy is still going strong!

Sorry
I have no clue what your talking about ...and with the horrible feeling your about to explain yourself I'll leave your awesome thread to you.

[ElProximo]

Sorry
I have no clue what your talking about ...and with the horrible feeling your about to explain yourself I'll leave your awesome thread to you.

Please do not derail threads with irrelevant and senseless comments about Jews and Muslims.
Thanks.

I can't believe that you think starting a thread and referring to yourself in the the Third person is anything more than just a bit tedious ... to say to very least.

It is rare I start ANY new topics (unlike you who would make 9 different 'blogs' per episode) so 'tedious at the very least' was an inappropriate description,
however,
Many have complained they need to go through all the topics you posts and then all the others searching out my analysis each week.
This serves to save everyone time and make it easier for the readers.
and,
Unlike a blog it allows a single place for conversations to carry on about the episode and how I called it.

Win-win for everyone!

[KG.]

Oh look... a camel!

http://truthpraiseandhelp.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/camel2.jpg

[ElProximo]

Oh look... a camel!



Maybe but don't forget what I said in the OP:

Aiden: Just effing painful to watch. What a car crash. I cannot believe the intestinal pain, warped grins, gadawful 'singing' and once again just tortured and KILLED a song.. i mean he might as well just taken a dump on it. How the hell he is not eliminate already is a mind-boggling mystery.

Mary: MARY IS BACK! Wow! Now THAT is singing and performing! What an amazing night for her after a few mediocre nights - she is BACK. Voice quality is amazing.

Then it makes more sense in the context of the camel thing.

[Knowledgeable]

This thread is as pathetic as Louis' attempt to look under 40 with his hair dye :joker:

[Pyramid*]

Please do not derail threads with irrelevant and senseless comments about Jews and Muslims.
Thanks.



It is rare I start ANY new topics (unlike you who would make 9 different 'blogs' per episode) so 'tedious at the very least' was an inappropriate description,
however,
Many have complained they need to go through all the topics you posts and then all the others searching out my analysis each week.
This serves to save everyone time and make it easier for the readers.
and,
Unlike a blog it allows a single place for conversations to carry on about the episode and how I called it.

Win-win for everyone!

okay big mouth. Blogs per episode....... PMSL it's a forum, not a blog - a forum - for discussion, that's how it works, people contribute to the discussion.

They don't try to make themselves far more important that any other FM, in the way you have, with your "ElProximo thinks... ".

You are but a small fish in a large pond. You need to accept that.

Where indeed are all these, "many have complained they need to go through all the topics you posts......'. I doubt I'm that important a figure for people on here to want to go though all the topics I post. Or was that nothing more than poor use of the English language in an attempt to gain one upmanship. If so, I deem it an epic fail.

[Pyramid*]

Oh look... a camel!

http://truthpraiseandhelp.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/camel2.jpg

An exemplory example of one I might add. :blush:

[fruit_cake]

are Pyramid and Ange7 the same person?

[Pyramid*]

are Pyramid and Ange7 the same person?

I am quite happy to allow the mods to confirm a 'negatory' on that one.

You need to work more on your Detective skills I think. :joker:

EDIT: having looked at Ang7 - I suggest you go seek out my posts in relation to John James !!! That should give you yours answer! Pfft.

[fruit_cake]

oh ok did you like John James??

[Pyramid*]

oh ok did you like John James??
Seeing as you see yourself as a Sherlock Holmes, I don't want to spoil your fun.

Seek....and ye shall find. *sighs*

[fruit_cake]

Seeing as you see yourself as a Sherlock Holmes, I don't want to spoil your fun.

Seek....and ye shall find. *sighs*

Its because you told me to seek out your posts about John James, I decided it would be easier to ask you and save me the search. I quite liked John James but he had a screw loose IMO.

[Pyramid*]

Its because you told me to seek out your posts about John James, I decided it would be easier to ask you and save me the search. I quite liked John James but he had a screw loose IMO.

no, you made an illogical inferrance. I gave you reason to confirm my status. You chose not to inform yourself before making accusastions or inferrances to dual membership.

If you want to dig yourself a hole, I suggest you have a suitably size spade to get yourelf back out of said hole. ;)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Aww. you're his first love probably.

ikr :love:

were going to elope to jamaica when hes 16 :love:

[fruit_cake]

no, you made an illogical inferrance. I gave you reason to confirm my status. You chose not to inform yourself before making accusastions or inferrances to dual membership.

If you want to dig yourself a hole, I suggest you have a suitably size spade to get yourelf back out of said hole. ;)

I don't really understand this post tbh

[Vicky.]

Pyramid and ange7 are not the same person.

/off topic.

[Pyramid*]

Pyramid and ange7 are not the same person.

/off topic.

Much appreciated Vicky. Thanks for the clarification. :blush:

[Jamietwo]

i like you el proximo, you really do know best. i do like one erection though because i want sex with two of them and they are ok at what they do. not as keen on mary as you, but we see eye to eye with aiden.

so is that a pic of the famous patrick in simons posts? such a little cutie with doleful eyes , just want to wrap him in a blanket.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

so is that a pic of the famous patrick in simons posts? such a little cutie with doleful eyes , just want to wrap him in a blanket.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs004.snc4/33562_494320546531_592261531_7062190_3522281_n.jpg

jailbait

[StGeorge]

Great Fringe....if it were red it could be a xmas decoration. :hugesmile:

[Jamietwo]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs004.snc4/33562_494320546531_592261531_7062190_3522281_n.jpg

jailbait

too cute, i love him

[Shaun]

bigotry and ill logic? just a hunch

[ElProximo]

are Pyramid and Ange7 the same person?

Maybe not but they both want to be the star of the show and got all jealous to derail this thread and make it about themselves.

Anyways,
Here is a reminder of what happened before the vote. ElProximo informed viewers which act was a disaster:

Aiden: Just effing painful to watch. What a car crash. I cannot believe the intestinal pain, warped grins, gadawful 'singing' and once again just tortured and KILLED a song.. i mean he might as well just taken a dump on it. How the hell he is not eliminate already is a mind-boggling mystery.

The readers then took care of business.

*Don't forget I also informed people that Katie was the other 'Bottom 2' of the night.
I just mentioned Aiden was much worse.

You're welcome!

[Pyramid*]

Maybe not but they both want to be the star of the show and got all jealous to derail this thread and make it about themselves.

!

PMSL.:hugesmile: aye, jealous of what precisely? Of a person who goes around insinutating people are racist for no good reason and refers to themselves in the Third Person? Now that's funny!!:hugesmile:

Clearly your rather inflated ego didn't allow you to spot the very obvious - it was actually Fruitcake who derailed the thread with her accusation that I and another poster were the same person, a matter which I addressed. Not quite as clever as you think you are - not that that surprises me mind you.

You have a good day now. :)

[ElProximo]

PMSL.:hugesmile: aye, jealous of what precisely?


Wow, get over yourself already.
... but yes, thanks for bumping the thread. Just try and add something relevant to the topic and 'exchange'.
After all, this is not a 'blog' but an ongoing community discussion on the awesome analysis.

Reminder: People DID refer to the analysis to place Katie and Aiden exactly where I said they should go.
You're welcome.