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Shaun
14-11-2010, 07:31 PM
http://colombiareports.com/pics/2009/06/english_teacher.jpg
Picture taken from 2007's Ann lessons
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If I see one more thread or post with "should of", "could of", "I would of", "might of", "ought to of"...I'LL KILL A BITCH.
These are all examples of auxilliary VERBS.
'OF' IS NOT A VERB, BITCHES.
'HAVE' is.
so the correct expressions are:
should of X - should have ✓
could of X - could have ✓
might of X - might have ✓
etc.
The "of" is merely used because of how it phonetically sounds. The correct abbreviated form of these words would be 'should've', 'could've', 'would've', etc.
Join me this time tomorrow where I'll be waterboarding Patrick until he knows where capital letters are necessary! <3 stay safe & correct xoxo
Well said Mr Shaun! The could of, would of thing makes me mad!
Get your cane out!
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 07:34 PM
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Smithy
14-11-2010, 07:37 PM
Ik this, I'm just lazy.
I would of put would have, but it takes to much effort
I hate the then/than mix ups...
Shaun
14-11-2010, 07:39 PM
Ik this, I'm just lazy.
I would of put would have, but it takes to much effort
*murders*
HERE WE HAVE OUR FIRST FATALITY, CLASS.
Smithy
14-11-2010, 07:40 PM
:(
How did I get murdered?
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 07:40 PM
I find the misuse of their/there/they're very annoying
Jayson
14-11-2010, 07:42 PM
Well said Mr Shaun! The could of, would of thing makes me mad!
I hate the then/than mix ups...
I find the misuse of their/there/they're very annoying
These.
Captain.Remy
14-11-2010, 07:44 PM
k.
if theres one thing that annoys me it is people who write like this with absolutely no use of any puncation or capital letters i mean how can they expect anybody to be able to understand it is so annoying
Shaun
14-11-2010, 07:44 PM
:(
How did I get murdered?
I'd come up with something creative but I'm trying to save creative murders for ICB2 :( LOL. I'll just pretend I gassed you.
Smithy
14-11-2010, 07:45 PM
I'd come up with something creative but I'm trying to save creative murders for ICB2 :( LOL. I'll just pretend I gassed you.
Oh ok, can you do it after XF please?
Ninastar
14-11-2010, 07:46 PM
Half of your want to cut a bitch is probably because of me. SORRY <3
Shaun
14-11-2010, 07:46 PM
if there's one thing that annoys me it is people who write like this with absolutely no use of any punctuation or capital letters. I mean how can they expect anybody to be able to understand? It is so annoying.
GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM [/taking this too seriously]
oh I also missed the "like this" lmao. SORRY.
Claymores
14-11-2010, 07:47 PM
Well said Mr Shaun! The could of, would of thing makes me mad!
Get your cane out!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mHe7KH56ta0/SVntZ1_f7OI/AAAAAAAAEUo/0HBvzkv8rUU/s400/stupidity.jpg http://cashforcareers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Lets-Eat-Grandpa.jpg
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 07:47 PM
if theres one thing that annoys me it is people who write like this with absolutely no use of any puncation or capital letters i mean how can they expect anybody to be able to understand it is so annoying
LOL, that is very annoying!
Claymores
14-11-2010, 07:48 PM
It's the inclusion of the redundant word "like" in like every 2nd sentence that like tends to annoy me.
GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM [/taking this too seriously]
oh I also missed the "like this" lmao. SORRY.
*hands Mr Shaun dunces cap*
:)
It's the inclusion of the redundant word "like" in like every 2nd sentence that like tends to annoy me.
Yeah, it's sooo like annoying
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 07:52 PM
The word 'ain't' really grates on me, as does 'dat' instead of that. :nono:
Miss, can I go to the toilet please?
Yes! It really annoys me. I've seen "themselfs" around a bit lately as well, it's "themselves"!!
And also people saying "alot" or "abit" as one word :mad:
InOne
14-11-2010, 09:50 PM
Jedward Fever and MM&I are the worst for it. They break almost every rule
Shaun
14-11-2010, 09:51 PM
Miss, can I go to the toilet please?
IT'S MAY I YOU LITTLE SH1T.
'Can' is to do with ability. 'May' is to do with permission. *nods sagely*
Claymores
14-11-2010, 09:51 PM
Miss, can I go to the toilet please?
Shouldn't that be "....can I like go to the toilet please?" in TIBB speak :conf:
Niall
14-11-2010, 09:55 PM
I always have perfect punctuation, grammar and spelling. :angel:
May I have a prize, please? :D
Harry!
14-11-2010, 09:57 PM
Do you believe in a lie? That's how I remember to spell the word believe.
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 09:57 PM
I always have perfect punctuation, grammar and spelling. :angel:
May I have a prize, please? :D
No!
IT'S MAY I YOU LITTLE SH1T.
'Can' is to do with ability. 'May' is to do with permission. *nods sagely*
WELL MAY I GO TO THE TOILET YOU ****ING BIG SLUT, MISS?! k.
Niall
14-11-2010, 09:59 PM
No!
:cloud:
*Throws exercise book at ukturtle*
Claymores
14-11-2010, 10:15 PM
I always have perfect punctuation, grammar and spelling. :angel:
May I have a prize, please? :D
http://www.farehames.org.uk/swot.jpg
Claymores
14-11-2010, 10:17 PM
WELL MAY I LIKE GO TO THE TOILET YOU ****ING BIG SLUT, MISS?! k.
Fixed for TIBB clarity :hugesmile:
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 10:18 PM
:cloud:
*Throws exercise book at ukturtle*
*throws Ross in retaliation (he can do serious damage)*
Niall
14-11-2010, 10:32 PM
http://www.farehames.org.uk/swot.jpg
I love that picture of me. It really highlights my amazing sense of style. :love:
*throws Ross in retaliation (he can do serious damage)*
*Cries and runs away in defeat*
Benjamin
14-11-2010, 10:39 PM
;) there's a good girl x
:laugh2:
Niall
14-11-2010, 10:44 PM
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Claymores
14-11-2010, 10:48 PM
http://endingb.net/images/sad.jpg
Fail - you should be proud - so many young people today have only a passing ability to communicate in writing. Yer streets ahead wee Niall
Claymores, hey. Dance for me.
Claymores
14-11-2010, 10:50 PM
Claymores, hey. Dance for me.
Only if you say like 4 times in one sentence wee pal :hugesmile:
Niall
14-11-2010, 10:52 PM
Fail - you should be proud - so many young people today have only a passing ability to communicate in writing. Yer streets ahead wee Niall
Thankyou! :D
When I write an awesome people list, your name is going straight to the top! :hugesmile:
Only if you say like 4 times in one sentence wee pal :hugesmile:
Can you like, dance for me like. Please like, it'll like do me wonders.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-11-2010, 10:56 PM
i do have good grammar and punctuation i got a B in my english language GCSE i just cba its too much effort
Claymores
14-11-2010, 10:58 PM
Can you like, dance for me like. Please like, it'll like do me wonders.
EXCELLENT ROSS - you graduate the TIBB school of speaking :joker: (Altough it was 2 sentences which is like my get-out clause)
Which dance did you want?! I 'giri' now (means obligation in Japanese) :hugesmile:
EXCELLENT ROSS - you graduate the TIBB school of speaking :joker: (Altough it was 2 sentences which is like my get-out clause)
Which dance did you want?! I 'giri' now (means obligation in Japanese) :hugesmile:
Thrust. :cat:
Claymores
14-11-2010, 11:26 PM
Yer funny Ross! :hugesmile: Thank god there is still some humour here - thought we were all compulsory enjoying Thomas vids.
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