2023 Ashes

[MTVN]

Aus win the toss and bat first, it's all gone wrong already

[Novo]

they'll be all out for 125

[Legend killer]

The new Mr.Cricket Sir George Bailey will score that alone Novo

Mitchell will have plenty of time to rest for his 96mph beamers

1-0 Aus toss has decided that already

[Drew.]

we will be missing this man out there today

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[Novo]

Nice Maiden for Ando

[Legend killer]

Warner putting the cheat to the sword first ball

DIS GUN BE GUD GIF

Warner does not care for English softies

[MTVN]

Broad will have him in a minute, Warner too cocky

[Legend killer]

A cocky Warner = bad news for England

Expect him to drive Swann down the ground

[Novo]

Aussies could be 2 or 3 wickets down already, very lucky.

[MTVN]

Least Rogers has got his fishing rod down the other end, such a jumpy batsman

[Novo]

What do you think about that LK?

[Drew.]

unlucky chap

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[King Gizzard]

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is he really

[MTVN]

Broady is gonna tear through this top order now

[Legend killer]

The Aussies are by far my fav team ever they play every innings as if it is a 20/20

Watson and Warner together lol DIS GUN BE GUD however long it lasts

[Legend killer]

Broad going to tear through

Mr Cricket Bailey
Best batter in the world Clarke
And the People's champ Smith

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF

[Legend killer]

Watson in Ragi 20/20 mode lol I ****ing love this team

[Legend killer]

Honestly how can you not love this Aussie team???

Play every ball with the intention to hit a boundary whilst England play every ball to put you to sleep

[Legend killer]

Warner LOVING Stuart's pies

[MTVN]

Couple of pages back LK is saying how crap T20 is compared to test, now he is worshipping Australia for playing a test match like a T20 and playing stupid shots

[Legend killer]

I am applauding Aussies attacking style opposed to Cook's bore his opponents to sleep approach

MTVN mad Stuart being put to the sword

[MTVN]

Australia scored 15 runs in the last 45 minutes, what happened to this twenty 20 batting?

[Brother Leon]

:joker:

[MTVN]

Broady!!!! He's got another one, typical Watson throwing his wicket away

[Novo]

another 2 wickets before they reach 100 and we'll be in full command

[Drew.]

Warner you little ****, have some of that

[Drew.]

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[King Gizzard]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Novo]

hope your enjoying this LK http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/xyxwave.gif

[King Gizzard]

:xyxwave:

[Shaun]

:xyxwave:

[King Gizzard]

:xyxwave:

[Drew.]

This is turning into a rather nice innings

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[Legend killer]

LOOOOL another day where the Aussies give half there wickets away. No mater the situation there swinging for sixes

Highlights of the day Warner taking a liking to Stuart's pies
Johnson treating Swann like the average spinner he really is

Ps: Clarke has not been the same since that Back injury can only imagine what he would have done to Stuart's pie pre back injury

Haddin and Mitchell saved Aus royally today. Get to 300 and let Johnno scare the **** out of bully boy Cook and Trott

[Legend killer]

Watson's DISMISALL loool the Aussie have zero respect for Broad's pies it is actually quite funny made funnier by the media acting as if Broad bowled a lethal spell lol. The aussies were treating his best bowls with attempted siz hits

NOT RESPECT i'm afraid which is actually making Broad look like a average/decent bowler

[MTVN]

No surprise that the Aussies are having to rely on their lower order again for some runs after Broady tears through their top order once more, they simply do not have a clue

[Jemal]

Broad ripped Australia apart lol.

[Jemal]

I dont really rate broad.
I dont rate the england attack really, apart from anderson, Finn and swann.
Tremlett is a has been tbh.
Broad is ok.
Monty has hes days, but their few and far between. But depending on the kind of conditions of the crease.
So yea. Erm it will be closer than the last ashes for sure.
Englan will scrape it tho.

Still think they will tho,

[MTVN]

Broad is better than Finn, Finn is too unreliable and expensive. I'd rather we played Rankin as our 3rd seamer but neither he, Tremlett or Finn are great, we could really do with Bresnan back

[Jemal]

I would personally have Finn. I know hes inconsistent but sometimes you need that luxury item (uses the term loosely). Especially when you have a consistent bowler like Anderson, you can probably afford to use Finn.
Bresnan is good tho. I like him.

I just dont get the broad hype.
Rankin is also abit to erratic for my liking.

[King Gizzard]

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[King Gizzard]

Broad getting boos after his 5th wicket smh

To be fair there were some applause from the aussies too, one of the best things about cricket when people can acknowledge when someone has played well

[Novo]

Broad seems like the type of player that feeds of all the boos and **** so they can keep doing it if they want

[Drew.]

Broad was loving it out there

[DDRickyDD]

It looks like England are taking control of the Test match already.

This Australian team is simply nowhere near good enough to challenge the best.

[MTVN]

The scorecard printed in a Brisbane paper today :joker: refusing to name Broad anywhere

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[Legend killer]

If Aussie get to 350 this game is over

Mitchell's revenge is going to be brutal

[MTVN]

They'll never get that, Harris won't last long and Lyon is a walking duck, 310/20 will be good for them

[Legend killer]

They'll never get that, Harris won't last long and Lyon is a walking duck, 310/20 will be good for them

Lyon and HARRIS IN PARTICULAR are more then decent batters so I would not get to comfortable. Both are more then good enough to give Haddin the strike who took a liking to Stuart's and Swann's pies

[Legend killer]

Aus will get AT LEAST 325 BOOK IT

[MTVN]

Lyon is useless :joker: complete genuine no. 11, bring Swanny on and he'll have him first ball

[Legend killer]

26 overs
0 wickets
80 runs

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING,GIF

Yes Mitchell was TERRIFIED of Swann's pies yesterday lol. What you English fans need to release is Swann is utterly clueless when he don't have a pitch turning 180 from day 1

325 I will be waiting for your tears

[MTVN]

I give the Aussies 20 minutes this morning

[Legend killer]

I'm cringing so hard at the Broad love in. He was bowling pies all day yesterday ZERO of his wickets were due to good bowling yet the media are making him sound like McGrath

Also cringing hard them thinking he has the wool over Clarke's eyes lol. It's quite clear his back is still ****ed and has not been the same since the tour of India

[MTVN]

Clarke gets undone by Broad's short ball every single time, it is a beautiful sight

[Legend killer]

Harris putting Broad to the sword fml

[Novo]

think i deserve a nice peaceful night watching the Ashes after dealing with Apple's Crew

[MTVN]

Nice and easy end to the innings just as I thought, and unsurprisingly just the opposite to what LK thought

[Drew.]

no more shouting HOWSATTTTTTT for a while now then

[Legend killer]

Lyon is useless :joker: complete genuine no. 11, bring Swanny on and he'll have him first ball

Looked pretty dam good too me

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Haddin playing as if the run rate required was 20 an over

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Now for the main even it's Mitch time

DIS GUN BE GUD

[MTVN]

Haddin had to play like that because he had the walking duck at the other end

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Perfect conditions now for England to settle down and bat all day

[Novo]

England will get to at least 400 here, 500 wouldn't surprise me.

[Legend killer]

Have not got past 400 this summer but will get 500 against Johnno Siddle and Rhino

DAT KNOWLEDGE

A walking duck shame Boycott doesn't share your view on how Lyon was batting

[Drew.]

Carberry to make a double century

[MTVN]

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[King Gizzard]

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[King Gizzard]

What's going on with Carberry's helmet

[MTVN]

Some kind of space age lid

[MTVN]

Bloody hell Cook

[MTVN]

Wonder if Johnson will bowl an off side ball today

[Drew.]

Trott you bloody idiot!!

[MTVN]

Don't know what he's playing at

[Novo]

this is a disaster

[MTVN]

Pietersen such a muppet, got a big let off after getting dropped by Siddle then still throws his wicket away

[MTVN]

****ing hell our batting has been terrible, we'll be lucky to get 150 here

[King Gizzard]

**** sake, how did we **** this up

[King Gizzard]

Haddin generally annoys me, think it's his face

[MTVN]

Christ I don't believe it

[King Gizzard]

jesus

[King Gizzard]

steve smith is annoying as well

[King Gizzard]

you only sing when you're winning

[King Gizzard]

:joker: Why do they hate him so much, is it because of that incident last series

[King Gizzard]

franny jeffers ripping us apart

[MTVN]

Yeah just cos of the not walking thing

[MTVN]

He is generally a bit of a cocky bastard who loves it as well lol

[Novo]

**** sake, lets just make it to 200

[King Gizzard]

LOL this is becoming kind of funny

[MTVN]

**** sake, lets just make it to 200

Dont you mean 100

[MTVN]

Never seen a collapse like this, losing a wicket every 5 minutes

[Novo]

thank god LK is asleep in his pit and not on here right now

[King Gizzard]

Now I remember why I hate the aussies

[MTVN]

Better give him a sneaky 24 hour ban before he can come on and gloat

[King Gizzard]

the sponsor adverts are annoying as well

[King Gizzard]

Better give him a sneaky 24 hour ban before he can come on and gloat

Don't even get how he can gloat when he's not even Australian

[Novo]

Broad has something special lined up here

[King Gizzard]

a 100 surely

[King Gizzard]

my god

[MTVN]

If we actually have to follow on here..

[King Gizzard]

Tremlett!!!

[MTVN]

The good old barmy army still singing away

[King Gizzard]

''you are a wanker'' chant from the Aussies there, bit harsh

[MTVN]

Yes!!!! Avoided the follow on!!!

[King Gizzard]

Can't wait for Movember to be over

[Novo]

Warner with his Peado mustache thinking he is amazing

[MTVN]

Battle on Broady

[Legend killer]

26 overs
0 wickets
80 runs

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING,GIF

Yes Mitchell was TERRIFIED of Swann's pies yesterday lol. What you English fans need to release is Swann is utterly clueless when he don't have a pitch turning 180 from day 1

325 I will be waiting for your tears

England will get to at least 400 here, 500 wouldn't surprise me.

Have not got past 400 this summer but will get 500 against Johnno Siddle and Rhino

DAT KNOWLEDGE

A walking duck shame Boycott doesn't share your view on how Lyon was batting

Carberry to make a double century

Wonder if Johnson will bowl an off side ball today

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[Legend killer]

Looked pretty dam good too me

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Haddin playing as if the run rate required was 20 an over

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Now for the main even it's Mitch time

DIS GUN BE GUD

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The Legend Killer's knowledge comes to the fore once more

PERFECT batting pitch they said

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[Legend killer]

I told you ALLL before the series started Aus would win 3-4 0

What you have overlooked is Swann and Ando are USELESS when they don't have perfect bowling condtions. Likewise the Aussie bowlers have found Cook Trott and Kevin out and with Mitchel''s wrath the chills are running down your batters backs

[Legend killer]

LOL like the Barmy Army you all seem to have gone missing since Mitch unleashed his wrath on Soft as tissue Trotty

[King Gizzard]

calm down son it's the only first test at the gabba where nearly everyone expected them to win

[MTVN]

Not much play during the Australian night time unfortunately LK

[MTVN]

Forecast has got thunderstorms for today and tomorrow

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2174003

Would be quite funny if it meant the match was drawn lol, be boring not having any play though

[Novo]

about time England got a lucky break with the weather isn't it LK?

[Legend killer]

FML could do Aussies be robbed of ANOTHER victory due to weather.??? Would make it 3 this summer lol

Everyone expected Aussie to win?????

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Legend Killer expected them to win however I was in the minority

[Legend killer]

Forecast has got thunderstorms for today and tomorrow

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2174003

Would be quite funny if it meant the match was drawn lol, be boring not having any play though

An English fan talking about boring?????

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MTVN did you enjoy Cook's defensive fields 2 overs in last night???

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[Legend killer]

Bell must have lost his balls as soon as he stepped in to his daddy's country looked like he was facing prime Warne out there

Can't wait to see the English batters **** themselves every times Johnno bowls his bodyline bowling again

[King Gizzard]

Hopefully England can get some luck with the weather for the first time in years

[Legend killer]

Also LOVED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP not falling for any of Prior's nonsense

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FOOL THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP

[Legend killer]

MTVN serious thoughts on Cook's field placing second over onwards??? All banter aside you cannot deny that is one of the most pathetic things you have witnessed

[Legend killer]

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/11/22/1226766/216214-131122s-mitchell-johnson.jpg

[MTVN]

Went to bed when we lost our last wicket so cant comment on that I'm afraid

[Novo]

Legend Killer all gassed up for the first time since Ireland qualified for the 2002 world cup and mother nature is about to piss all over his parade, poor kid.

[Legend killer]

Regardless what do you think of a player setting a defensive field from the second over of a match???? WHEN YOU NEED WICKETS

[Legend killer]

Bookmark this now

Aussie going to hammer England in Aus

Going into this years Ashes this Aussie team was quite literally the worst in 100 years yet if we are being honest here could easily have won 3 games weather permitting should have won 2

Trott Root and Cook have already been found out and won't get it any easier on the bouncier Aus surface which will also negate Swann's spin. Would LOVE TO see Mitchell get picked was bowling 96mph in India

Will win by at least 3 games

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[Novo]

that lovely Thunderstorm is on the way

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[Legend killer]

pls confirm what you think of my predications in the highlighted quote

[MTVN]

Some pretty dark clouds overhead by the looks of things

[King Gizzard]

howsssaaaatt

[King Gizzard]

broady!!!

[MTVN]

Even when Broady bowls dross the Aussies can't handle it, great stuff

[MTVN]

We'll skittle 'em for 150 here

[King Gizzard]

howsaatttt!!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

all over them like a flannel

[MTVN]

The rain!!

[King Gizzard]

get in

nice one broady

[Drew.]

an early night is on the cards

[MTVN]

Good innings from Warner tbf

[MTVN]

Broady!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Look at that, the man that LK calls "the people's champ" is caught behind for a duck

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[King Gizzard]

switched off at about 3 when they were like 200 for 2 or something, how we doing now

[King Gizzard]

Ahh, two more wickets then

[King Gizzard]

suck it Clarke you tit

[Drew.]

i swear more and get more violent when we get a wicket than i do when theres a goal in football

[King Gizzard]

can't we just give them the first test now we know that they're going to win, that's the thing about test cricket

[Drew.]

Yeah gives the opposition who's winning a good day or two to rub it in their opponents faces, unless we somehow get them all out in the next hour and slowly bat over the next day or two

[Drew.]

Bowled him Swanny!!!

[Legend killer]

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Watching Trott **** HIMSELF every time Mitch runs in is the funniest thing I ever seen get him a diaper already

[Legend killer]

Warner on Trott: "scared eyes", "pretty poor", "pretty weak", "backs away".
Joe Root got off lightly; he only got 1 clip.

PMSL Warner fast becoming my fav player

[Legend killer]

Can't wait for Mitch to get hold of Trott in Perth will be a massacre hope they have his diaper ready

[MTVN]

Cook to play a captain's innings and score a century, pls confirm LK

[King Gizzard]

Nice one Warney

[Legend killer]

Mitch disposes of ANOTHER SOUTH AFRICAN

WHAT A MAN

[Shaun]

have we lost yet

[michael21]

have we lost yet

quick Shaun do a rain dances

[MTVN]

Nice of the Aussies to bring Smith on to chuck up a few full tosses

[MTVN]

Rain and lightning!

[Novo]

**** sake we were just about to get to 300 at least without another loss

[King Gizzard]

think we might see a double hundred from broad in the next day or so

[King Gizzard]

should have taken Mo

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[MTVN]

To think the Aussies moaned about our weather, they have golf ball hailstones in this bloody country

[Novo]

i mentioned that to Locke before and he thought i was talking about right now in Chester, he was getting ready to barricade the windows and doors incase it was heading for Liverpool

[Legend killer]

Clarke to Anderson

We are going to break you arm

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF

Aussie team has the potential to be one of my faves ever

[Legend killer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1EGR7-RdQ&feature=youtu.be

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The English players being treated like utter bitches lol

[Legend killer]

England very lucky Adelaide is next so they won't need to bring there diapers with them. Would rest both Mitch and Harris for it as the pitch is dead and bring them back for Perth along with Tait which I think would actually make the English players cry lol

[MTVN]

The Aussies doing a lap of honour after winning one test :joker: suppose it has been a very long time for them

[Legend killer]

All joking aside I HAVE NEVER EVER in a cricket match genuinely seen a bunch of players SCARED of an opposite player like the English batters are of Mitch. Diaper sales must be doubled in England since the start of this test

They should send you MTVN can be no more pathetic then Trott young lad plus your actually English

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF

[MTVN]

Probably right there LK, I could have batted all day out on that Gabba track, I am known as the wall of village cricket after all

[MTVN]

Trott has left Australia cos of a "stress-related condition" apparently :suspect: weird, probably bring in Bairstow now and maybe push Root up the order

[Legend killer]

PMSL trott actually ran away from Mitch LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Legend killer]

Craddock saying that a member of the English coaching staff went over to the umpires and said that the bowling was intimidatory

PMSL England the gift that keeps giving

[King Gizzard]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1869254-ashes-2013-cricket-video-game-pulled-after-6-days-because-its-hilariously-bad

[MTVN]

:joker:

That game was originally gonna be released this summer as well but they moved it back to November cos it wasnt good enough yet, is annoying that all cricket video games are so bad lol, even the decent ones have loads wrong with them

[King Gizzard]

probably no one takes a cricket game on now because the core audience probably don't play video games and the market for it would be too small outside the short period that the ashes take place, I suppose it could do well in India if it was named after Tendulkar or something

[MTVN]

Think there'd be potential for a game more focused on twenty20 cricket as well, like an IPL video game but could also include all the other T20 leagues as well

Though I suppose if people were gonna buy that they'd want to be able to play other formats as well, but wouldn't have thought that'd be too tricky

[King Gizzard]

how did Brian Lara cricket work, surely no one would sit down and play a full test on a console

[King Gizzard]

I think it's a kind of too technical/fiddly game to ever transfer into a video game, all the fielding and bowling aspects, you never have complete movement control over a player like you do in Football, NFL and Basketball games

[MTVN]

how did Brian Lara cricket work, surely no one would sit down and play a full test on a console

You could simulate overs or whole innings, but if you played properly it's never that realistic, like with Ashes 2009 which was made by the same people you'd have them all out within a couple of hours, though I do remember trying on the early Brian Lara games as well and then I would get bored cos they would actually just block for hours when you're bowling especially if you have the difficulty higher

[MTVN]

Though yeah I do agree it's too fiddly really to be that good a game, even in the better ones there'd be quite a lot of errors and glitches and stuff with the fielders

[King Gizzard]

Thank God it is back today/tomorrow even if I don't really understand it, the nights are too boring without it, it's good background noise

[LikeABoatOnWater]

Ashes can **** right off. I have to sleep on the streets of adelaide on friday night as every where is fully booked

[Legend killer]

So instead of Bringing Zimbabwe A international Ballence they have decided to go for New Zealand A international Stokes it appears

ALSO LOOOOOOL if they have picked Monty panic mode has been activated and it's only the second test boy did Mitch rattle them

[MTVN]

Hmm bit worried, our batting was the problem in the first test not the bowling, but now we've weakened our batting line up and strengthened the bowling

Would have played Ballance and then brought in Bresnan for Tremlett

[Drew.]

MONTY!!!

[Drew.]

Australia decide to bat, bad decision chips

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[Legend killer]

You better hope Prior finally grows a pair and starts to get runs

[Drew.]

Monty time

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[Legend killer]

Warner will enjoy Monty's pies if he can hang around long enough

[Legend killer]

Warner enjoying the pies is a beautiful site

[MTVN]

The Aussies are smuggling in wonky balls for us to bowl with

[Legend killer]

Warner having a five course meal out there and Swann has not bowled yet

He stays for another hour and you can right off England victory already

[Legend killer]

If there not boring opposition to a pulp there asking for a new ball every other over smh most unlikable team I have ever had the displeasure of seeing

[MTVN]

What was that LK???

Broady does it again, Aus top order still cant handle him

[Legend killer]

Great IPL innings by Warner quickfire 30 now for Watto to do likewise

[Legend killer]

The lack of respect the Aussies have for Broad is LOL worthy. They literally smash EVERY ball he does and I don't think one of his wickets so far in Aus has been from any sort of good bowling

How Embarrassing for him

[Legend killer]

The good times will continue with Watto in for however short that might be

[MTVN]

Bloody Carberry, putting down an absolute dolly

[Legend killer]

England were a Carbarry catch from edging the day yesterday

However nearly 300 up with both Clarke and Brad at the crease with Johno and Harris in particular still to come things looks bright for the Aussies

[Legend killer]

Outisde Rodgers and including Mitch and Rhino every player in the team plays as if it's a ODI

Honestly one of the most exciting team I have ever seen

[MTVN]

Yes you've said that about 137 times already this series

[Legend killer]

MTVN nearly as mad as Monty is watching Clarke feast on his pies

Sadly I can tell by the way he is playing the pace his back is bothering him so hopefully they chuck his whipping by Swanny into the attack so he can feast on those pies to boot

[MTVN]

What a pathetic fielder Monty is

[MTVN]

****s sake Stokes, overstepped by a mile

[King Gizzard]

nice one warney

[MTVN]

That was a horrendous session

[Legend killer]

Mitch ****ing destroyed Cook's stumps lol has got them all scared

[Legend killer]

Forgot to mention England's attempts to bore there way's back into the game

35 runs in 20 0dd overs

ISTHISREALLIFE.GIF

PATHETIC

[MTVN]

Why would they play aggressive in the final 20 overs of day 2 when they're 550 runs behind, in that position you've just gotta see the day out

[Legend killer]

Your just putting more pressure on yourself not rotating strike that is just common knowledge.

35 runs off 20 odd overs on a batsman pitch is beyond pathetic

[Legend killer]

Also MTVN I thought Lyon was a hopeless batter???? Looked pretty good to me last night

[MTVN]

Think I could have hit a few sixes on those mini boundaries of Adelaide

[Legend killer]

Well they should replace Carbs and Root for yourself cause they only managed 35 runs in 20 odd overs with those "Mini Boundaries"

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[MTVN]

Feeling centuries today for KP and Bell though Root and Carberry will fall cheaply, pls confirm LK

[King Gizzard]

nice one shane

[King Gizzard]

need to stop saying that

[Legend killer]

MTVN Kevin is the only one I worry about purely because of the speed he can score at. The rest will drop there panties as soon as Mitch unleashes his wrath

[Legend killer]

Root will probs score his usual 20 off 200 bowl innings which is no threat whatsoever

[King Gizzard]

Root to score 200

[Legend killer]

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If it did happen would possibly be the most boring 200 EVER would literally come off no less then 5000 balls

[MTVN]

The sort of pitch and situation where we should just bat all day, take it nice and slow, grind down the Aussies

[MTVN]

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What's all this then

[Legend killer]

MTVN turning to the Cook BORE YOUR OPPOSTION INTO SUBMISSION APPROACH smh that's why England will never be no more then a decent side

Pathetic approach grow a pair and score some runs it's not a surprise your most exciting players are not actually English smh

[MTVN]

Bat all day lads, bat all day

[Legend killer]

HAHAHAHAHHAA End of another pointless boring innings from Root

**** off you boring ****er

[MTVN]

Ok we're screwed

[Legend killer]

There own fault for not rotating strike early there feeling the scoreboard pressure because of it

SAME OLD OUT OF TOUCH ENGLISH

[MTVN]

Look at Bell smashing Lyon over the top for fun, he is only a very average bowler, deserves no respect and about time they gave him none

[King Gizzard]

Wonder if Big Sam is watching the cricket

[MTVN]

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/resources/images/90443.jpg?type=articlePortrait

[Novo]

time to retreat out the thread and let Legend Killer take over

[MTVN]

Someone should tell this muppet Johnson that Movember finished a week ago

[MTVN]

Just embarrassing, our batting is pathetic

[Novo]

LK warned you about this but you didn't have any of it

[MTVN]

Shut it GingerBear, it is too late for you to jump ship now, you are doomed like the rest of us

[Novo]

It's all your fault giving it the big talk for weeks about how Ian Bell is going to get a double century and how Broad will destroy the top order and now this has happened so if anyone should take LK's wrath it's you

[Novo]

No surprise that the Aussies are having to rely on their lower order again for some runs after Broady tears through their top order once more, they simply do not have a clue

this is where it all went wrong

[MTVN]

It was before then when you lot all started with those bloody green wavey smilies, that was just asking for a disaster

[MTVN]

God help us if Monty has to face that hat trick ball from Johnston

[Legend killer]

Bookmark this now

Aussie going to hammer England in Aus

Going into this years Ashes this Aussie team was quite literally the worst in 100 years yet if we are being honest here could easily have won 3 games weather permitting should have won 2

Trott Root and Cook have already been found out and won't get it any easier on the bouncier Aus surface which will also negate Swann's spin. Would LOVE TO see Mitchell get picked was bowling 96mph in India

Will win by at least 3 games

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bz80e6kWy-g/USUbvD8_B-I/AAAAAAAAKw8/hau1V82mSFQ/s1600/the-one.gif

[Legend killer]

Pls Confirm my knowledge is unmatched???

[Legend killer]

4-0 Aus

Clarke is going to hurt this England bowling attack and Mitch is going to hurt the whole England team with 96mph beamers.

http://i.imgur.com/84koo.gif

My sporting knowledge is unmatched

[Legend killer]

I have literally predicted EVERYTHING that has happened to date

PLS CONFIRM

[MTVN]

Next test we should just be bold and drop Root, drop Prior, drop Swann and drop Stokes again

Move Bell up to 3, play Ballance at 6, have Monty as the one spinner and bring back Bresnan. Even KP should be told he'll be dropped if he doesn't pick his game up.

[Legend killer]

You coming around to my way of thinking I like it

BUT you missed out one important thing COOK HAS TO DROP HIS CAPTAINCY not only has his batting dropped more importantly his negative approach is affecting everyone else's game

[Legend killer]

It's Mitch time the diapers are ready

[Legend killer]

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF

WHAT a PATHETIC team Mitch has team ****ting there pants

[MTVN]

Some good batting today from the lads, if we can make it to close only 3 down we will finally have won a day

[MTVN]

Nice of the Aussies to bring Smith on, should help Bell and Root settle in

[MTVN]

wtf is Bell doing, getting himself out to one of Smith's absolute pies

[Marc]

Sh*t

[Legend killer]

Nice of the Aussies to bring Smith on, should help Bell and Root settle in

The People's champ strikes again

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF