Josie perfume by Josie Gibson

[Danielle1232]

I thought it was getting called RANDY MARE :conf::bawling:

:( It's called Josie by Josie gibson what a crap name.....

http://i55.tinypic.com/28jw2v5.jpg

[Boothy]

Oh dear...

Is that real?

[Mystic Mock]

omg shes making perfume.:laugh3:

i cant believe at how much josie is doing.:shocked:

[Patrick]

Ikr, They said on the show it'd be Randy Mere.

Well she said it.
You could tell the stuck up bastard that was in-charge of it didn't like the name.

He was like 'So Josie, What do you want to call it?'

And she goes 'I was thinkin' somethin' like Randy Mere!'

And he was like 'Meh... :shocked:'

And fake smiled.

Randy Mere was a much better name, her fan base is obviously Big Brother 11 viewers and we all know her for that phrase.

Something tells me it wasn't HER idea to call it this bollocks name, she was clearly pressured into doing it because the bitches that were producing the perfume didn't think it'd sell under Josie's original name for it.

[Danielle1232]

Oh dear...

Is that real?

Aye its £19.50 im getting 2 of em x

http://www.theperfumeshop.com/pws/ProductDetails.ice?ProductID=3830

[Shaun]

Smells of...desperation.

[Locke.]

Got the tester in in work the other day, can't see it selling well it smells like crap, is in tacky packaging, and well... she is only known for being in a TV show that didn't get many viewers.

[Vodka Drinka]

I can't believe how ridiculously naff it looks. So cheap and tacky:joker::joker:

[Stacey.]

It looks nice and everything, "randy mare" would've been a better name though :/

[Jordan.]

Wtf they told us it'd be randy mare or desperate minge. Not amused.

[Patrick]

Got the tester in in work the other day, can't see it selling well it smells like crap, is in tacky packaging, and well... she is only known for being in a TV show that didn't get many viewers.

*Wants to stick up for Big Brother 11 but just walks away*

[Beastie]

It will hardly sell I am afraid.

[MTVN]

Ikr, They said on the show it'd be Randy Mere.

Well she said it.
You could tell the stuck up bastard that was in-charge of it didn't like the name.

He was like 'So Josie, What do you want to call it?'

And she goes 'I was thinkin' somethin' like Randy Mere!'

And he was like 'Meh... :shocked:'

And fake smiled.

Randy Mere was a much better name, her fan base is obviously Big Brother 11 viewers and we all know her for that phrase.

Something tells me it wasn't HER idea to call it this bollocks name, she was clearly pressured into doing it because the bitches that were producing the perfume didn't think it'd sell under Josie's original name for it.

Exactly!

[Patrick]

Can see it now,


John James is sitting there watching something on telly.

Josie walks in.

John: Alright Jos'

Josie: I ain't in the mood John alroight? My bloody perfume sold 3 bottles nation wide.

John: That's 'cause no one cares Jos'

*Josie goes and cries under a cover, John joins here shortly after*



Actually, could you imagine if they actually got like blank covers for their bed and just got a black sharpie pen or something and started writing 'I Love You Jos' and stuff on their quilts, just to give the impression they were still on Big Brother with subtitles coming up after every word.

[lily.]

I can't believe how ridiculously naff it looks. So cheap and tacky:joker::joker:

How apt.

[Beastie]

Can see it now,


John James is sitting there watching something on telly.

Josie walks in.

John: Alright Jos'

Josie: I ain't in the mood John alroight? My bloody perfume sold 3 bottles nation wide.

John: That's 'cause no one cares Jos'

*Josie goes and cries under a cover, John joins here shortly after*



Actually, could you imagine if they actually got like blank covers for their bed and just got a black sharpie pen or something and started writing 'I Love You Jos' and stuff on their quilts, just to give the impression they were still on Big Brother with subtitles coming up after every word.

Oh dear. Anywho I am sure John James will be fleeing back to Aussie Land soon enough. Josie is a fail but John James is an epic fail.

Go figure.

[Malza]

Thanks god she has not made it herself, just giving her name... So it may even smell quite ok... But well I will never try it out anyway :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Thanks god she has not made it herself, just giving her name... So it may even smell quite ok... But well I will never try it out anyway :joker:

Well Corin has mentioned she tried it and said it smells nice:D.

I wish Josie luck;). Randy Mare wouldn't have been a wise business move:laugh2:.

[Malza]

Well Corin has mentioned she tried it and said it smells nice:D.

I wish Josie luck;). Randy Mare wouldn't have been a wise business move:laugh2:.

But I guess "Randy Mare" would have been more memorable :joker:

[Jords]

Randy Mere >>>

[bbfan1991]

But I guess "Randy Mare" would have been more memorable :joker:

If Ben bought one out it would be called Quiffhead:D, gotta love the TOT!.

Sorry to any offended Ben fans, just a joke:).

[Ultra Violet]

But I guess "Randy Mare" would have been more memorable :joker:

The boot is rather on the other foot - as is evidenced once again so clearly by the blue 'importing' from another place - it is once again very clearly Mario (and his more obsessive fans) who is (are) SO fixated on this, to the point of now being deranged - Ben never mentions or thinks of Mario and has been heard more than once to utter the throwaway line 'everyone can't like everyone' before he gets on with his life - which is too busy to contain any kind of fixation on the past - and a past which is less happy than the present anyway - move on chaps - Ben has!

:xyxwave: :joker:

[Patrick]

Mario should have one out.


Pink Camp Bottle
Butterflies On It
Small Writing Reads Think Of It As A
Big Writing Says Magical Adventure!






Misses BB11 Again.

[Malza]

The boot is rather on the other foot - as is evidenced once again so clearly by the blue 'importing' from another thread - it is once again very clearly Mario who is SO fixated on this, to the point of being deranged - Ben never mentions or thinks of Mario and has been heard more than once to utter the throwaway line 'everyone can't like everyone' before he gets on with his life - which is too busy to contain any kind of fixation on the past - and a past which is less happy than the present anyway - move on chaps - Ben has!

:xyxwave: :joker:

You missed the topic of this thread... Some should better read before posting - Go search for a "discuss signatures thread"
(oh and it was white, just coloured blue to make it more visible here) :xyxwave:

[Malza]

Mario should have one out.

Pink Camp Bottle
Butterflies On It
Small Writing Reads Think Of It As A
Big Writing Says Magical Adventure!


Not sure about the pink colour, but apart from that I totally agree :D

[bbfan1991]

Mario should have one out.


Pink Camp Bottle
Butterflies On It
Small Writing Reads Think Of It As A
Big Writing Says Magical Adventure!






Misses BB11 Again.

A dick would be on the front or that hideous coat he wore at the final:shocked::(.

[Patrick]

Not sure about the pink colour, but apart from that I totally agree :D

Lol it's the first colour that came to mind when thinking of Mario for some reason.


I still remember his exit, when he just ran down the stairs dancing and waving his arms about to this song:

jdwLp0co6C0

Legend.

[keithafc]

I wonder when these desperate Big Brother contestants will realise they aren't popular and BB contestants just don't sell anymore. End of.

The viewers don't care enough about the contestants. She sounds like a desperate person really. Josie really should just go back to her normal job or find a new one or something.

She will be forgotten about in 12 months time.

[Malza]

Lol it's the first colour that came to mind when thinking of Mario for some reason.


I still remember his exit, when he just ran down the stairs dancing and waving his arms about to this song:

jdwLp0co6C0

Legend.


I never liked that song to be honest :joker:

[Patrick]

That's not fair keithafc.

Big Brother still has fans for ****** sake, I'm fed up with people on here acting as if 7 people in the world like the ******ing show.

Yes Josie is a desperate minge, as she was going to call her perfume, and I would of called her a desperate legend if she had of, but for goodness sake...

There's alot of good Big Brother housemates out there past, present and I'm sure what could of been future, that have/will/would of done fine.

It just depends on who they are really.

Josie only won with such a large percentage and came across as some godess because she was in a final with some pretty bland characters, even though I did like JJ, Dave and Mario.

But she had no competition really.

Which is why she probably thought she should of released a perfume actually come to think of it :joker:

'Oh I won with 74 Percent of the vote, this perfume will outsell Beyonce x'

If Sam Pepper, John James and Corin Forshaw had of been in the house on the final, Josie would of finished about 3rd.

End of story.

[Ultra Violet]

You missed the topic of this thread... Some should better read before posting - Go search for a "discuss signatures thread"
(oh and it was white, just coloured blue to make it more visible here) :xyxwave:

No I did not ... and you know ... you and your mentor make a terrific pairing ... truly a marriage made in heaven ... you have such a similar mindset ... it is perfect ... you look like an unlikely couple on the surface ... but appearances can be so misleading sometimes ...

:devil: :joker: :nono:

Anyway ... back to the topic ... the bottle is quite pretty ... the colour is rather lovely ... Josie looks her absolute best in the photographs (rather beautiful actually) ... and people who will like it will like it ... no problem with that, as far as I can see ...

It won't last long ... but while it does ... they'll get something from it ... and then it will all be over ... ... ... heigh ho ...

[keithafc]

That's not fair keithafc.

Big Brother still has fans for ****** sake, I'm fed up with people on here acting as if 7 people in the world like the ******ing show.

Yes Josie is a desperate minge, as she was going to call her perfume, and I would of called her a desperate legend if she had of, but for goodness sake...

There's alot of good Big Brother housemates out there past, present and I'm sure what could of been future, that have/will/would of done fine.

It just depends on who they are really.

Josie only won with such a large percentage and came across as some godess because she was in a final with some pretty bland characters, even though I did like JJ, Dave and Mario.

But she had no competition really.

Which is why she probably thought she should of released a perfume actually come to think of it :joker:

'Oh I won with 74 Percent of the vote, this perfume will outsell Beyonce x'

If Sam Pepper, John James and Corin Forshaw had of been in the house on the final, Josie would of finished about 3rd.

End of story.
But in the general viewing figures Patrick, it doesn't do that well. People say it still gets 2-3 million viewers a night but thats because its on Channel 4 and there isn't a great deal else on.

The quality of the show went down big time. I don't see the show coming back because i don't hear enough people in general wanting it to come back.

The way they produced the show, it was as if they were desperate to get rid of it.

Look at UBB, that was a real chance to produce a top ending and give it a chance to come back in the future but it was so bland, so boring and really, HMs saying they are going to do this and that like Victor and Nick when they did ****** all and Ulrika Johnson was chosen to go in who was AWFUL, a complete waste of money.

And the public actually voted John Mccrick out first, one of the actual few characters we seen from the moment BB came on during 2010.

[Beastie]

A dick would be on the front or that hideous coat he wore at the final:shocked::(.

Oh my god!! Yes!! Mario should have a penis shaped fragrance bottle :love:

It will be a hit with the gay men market!

[Ultra Violet]

Oh my god!! Yes!! Mario should have a penis shaped fragrance bottle :love:

It will be a hit with the gay men market!

A bottle shaped like a willie ... and it would probably smell of wee ...

The name would be 'Mario' ... and they'd all be rushing to buy it ...

The Perfume Shop would sell out again ... and again ... and again ... :dance:

[Beastie]

At the end of the day.. Josie really SHOULD have had the perfume be called "Randy Mare". Maybe in a different colour too! Like a fiery red or orange or something! :)

Blue is sort of nice but it won't grab your attention when you are walking along the shop floor will it?

[Beastie]

A bottle shaped like a willie ... and it would probably smell of wee ...

The name would be 'Mario' ... and they'd all be rushing to buy it ...

The Perfume Shop would sell out again ... and again ... and again ... :dance:

Haha!

For a perfume I think Josie from bb11 has the only best chance of actually selling some batches of her fragrance. IF the fragrance was actually good enough. In which the colour of the perfume and the name is too suttle and boring. It won't budge. It won't sell. It will flop.

[Stacey.]

Mario should have one out.


Pink Camp Bottle
Butterflies On It
Small Writing Reads Think Of It As A
Big Writing Says Magical Adventure!






Misses BB11 Again.

Omg <3

[Kazanne]

Aye its £19.50 im getting 2 of em x

http://www.theperfumeshop.com/pws/ProductDetails.ice?ProductID=3830

£19.50? on the cheap side then.lol.

[Pyramid*]

I wonder when these desperate Big Brother contestants will realise they aren't popular and BB contestants just don't sell anymore. End of.

The viewers don't care enough about the contestants. She sounds like a desperate person really. Josie really should just go back to her normal job or find a new one or something.

She will be forgotten about in 12 months time.

This. It applies to most likely around 90% of all BB contestants. She's enjoying her 15mins of fame, and in between, we're all having a wee laugh at her along the way.

[Vicky.]

Wtf they told us it'd be randy mare or desperate minge. Not amused.

ROFL. Can see that being a sellout..

Want to smell like desperate minge?

I think Eau de duvet would have been more apt though...

[Angus]

Haha!

For a perfume I think Josie from bb11 has the only best chance of actually selling some batches of her fragrance. IF the fragrance was actually good enough. In which the colour of the perfume and the name is too suttle and boring. It won't budge. It won't sell. It will flop.

It'll be on the shelves of Poundland in the next few months!:joker:

[M X]

I'm happy for her, and I hope it does well! But "Randy Mere" was SUCH a better title!

[Pyramid*]

ROFL. Can see that being a sellout..

Want to smell like desperate minge?

I think Eau de duvet would have been more apt though...

I opted for Eau de Vag !!

I still find it hilarious that a magazine ran a competition to find a name for a perfume that was going to be sold by Josie Gibson, and came up with...................Josie.

aye, there was a whole lot of hours spent on that one!!

Still think the box looks as like packaging for sanitary towels or tampons. !!

[Pyramid*]

It'll be on the shelves of Poundland in the next few months!:joker:

Bless.

I can see it in the wee knock up market stalls, 2 for a quid. :hugesmile:

[James]

I heard/read that they didn't think 'Randy Mare' was a good name to use if young people wanted to buy it. Another choice was 'Smooth' as in smooth it right over but that was trade-marked by another company.

[Princess]

Josie is using 'Randy Mare' for hoodies now.

[Pyramid*]

I heard/read that they didn't think 'Randy Mare' was a good name to use if young people wanted to buy it. Another choice was 'Smooth' as in smooth it right over but that was trade-marked by another company.

In all seriousness: Randy Mare would not have been a good name to use at all for any target market, never mind 'young people' - unless the target market was less human... ie: stud farming surely!:hugesmile:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I wonder when these desperate Big Brother contestants will realise they aren't popular and BB contestants just don't sell anymore. End of.

The viewers don't care enough about the contestants. She sounds like a desperate person really. Josie really should just go back to her normal job or find a new one or something.

She will be forgotten about in 12 months time.

Im a viewer and i care. Why would she go back to a normal job lol she doesnt need to shes ******* loaded.

[patsylimerick]

In all seriousness: Randy Mare would not have been a good name to use at all for any target market, never mind 'young people' - unless the target market was less human... ie: stud farming surely!:hugesmile:

Mids, you and I both know it should have been called Eau de Shame, but JJJ couldn't afford to pay me the royalties :dance::wavey:

[Danielle1232]

I was wanting it to be called Desperate minge.

[Danielle1232]

Josie is using 'Randy Mare' for hoodies now.

I want one!!!!!!

[Princess]

I want one!!!!!!

They're on her website :)

http://officialjosiegibson.com/products-page/

I just ordered John's calender and the perfume.

[Danielle1232]

They're on her website :)

http://officialjosiegibson.com/products-page/

I just ordered John's calender and the perfume.

Thanks (: x

[Pyramid*]

Mids, you and I both know it should have been called Eau de Shame, but JJJ couldn't afford to pay me the royalties :dance::wavey:

LOL

The more I think about it, the perfume should have come with little tiny bells, partly to make it more in keeping with the festive season, and partly to signify The Great Unclean !:joker:

To those who have orderded these hoodies.... my apologies, but christ, £30 inc p&p for a hoodie with a Randy Mare slogan and a wee horses head that a child could have drawn!!! Deary me, easy money that's for sure.

[Danielle1232]

Eww nah there not that braw the dont even have josie on them,
x

[Pyramid*]

Eww nah there not that braw the dont even have josie on them,
x

If ever there was a time to be thankful for small mercies, ...it's now !!

[InOne]

I have more respect for the contestants that don't ***** themselves all over.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

That perfume looks crap.

I've not even smelt it, but looking from images it looks like the bottle is made out of plastic. The packaging is awful too.

£19.50. I'm not surprised. You only get what you pay for.

[Beastie]

I saw some Glee perfume in Boots yesterday! There were 3 different flavours to choose from. They only cost a tenner. They all smelt nice but one of them smelt a bit nicer. I should have got one.

[Princess]

All the people I know who've got the perfume have said it smells really nice.

[Pyramid*]

I saw some Glee perfume in Boots yesterday! There were 3 different flavours to choose from. They only cost a tenner. They all smelt nice but one of them smelt a bit nicer. I should have got one.


Eeeugh yeuk.

[Locke.]

We've stopped selling it at our shop already... that's how badly it is selling

[Pyramid*]

We've stopped selling it at our shop already... that's how badly it is selling

Part of me is surprised at that.... I'd have thought that all the teeniepoppers would have kept sales going for a long time. I can't say I'm disappointed to hear it though. :devil:

[Princess]

We've stopped selling it at our shop already... that's how badly it is selling

It's only being sold online :conf:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

It's only being sold online :conf:

Josie and John James have been selling it at stoles. :joker:

[Princess]

Josie and John James have been selling it at stoles. :joker:

Well yeah they sell it at the signings but it isn't sold in any shops.

[Truth Teller]

I have more respect for the contestants that don't ***** themselves all over.

Agree:hugesmile:

[Pyramid*]

Well yeah they sell it at the signings but it isn't sold in any shops.


You might want to check out Locke's post........ ;)

I'm guessing you mean regular high street shops as opposed to online? If so, I imagine they would rather promote 'perfumes' that do actually sell and that their regular customers want, rather than some cheap faddy crap.

[Locke.]

She is in my shop with John James promoting it tomorrow :\

[Jack_]

She is in my shop with John James promoting it tomorrow :\

I order to you to thank John James for being a fantastic housemate but tell Josie she was an overrated dull cow.

[Locke.]

I order to you to thank John James for being a fantastic housemate but tell Josie she was an overrated dull cow.

Just found out John James won't be there it is just her.

It doesn't start til 1, which means she will probably get there about 12.. I usually finish about 11.30 so will hopefully miss her

[Legend killer]

Man i hate this bitch , with out a question one of the worst champs ever

John get rid of her quick

[James]

Bristol BB Winner In Scent Success

Sunday, January 16th 2011 00:00


Josie Gibson has another hit, this time with her own perfume.

The Bristol winner of the final series of Big Brother has scored yet another success, with her perfume "Josie".

It sold out in under one hour when it went on sale last month.

More than 20,000 bottles of the fragrance have since been sold, with shops claiming she is currently outselling her more famous rivals like Beyonce Knowles and Katy Perry "at least five times over".

Josie said: "It's such a lovely surprise that people are buying it."


http://www.starbristol.com/newscentre/bristols-news/bristol-bb-winner-in-scent-success-5476

[Omah]

http://www.starbristol.com/newscentre/bristols-news/bristol-bb-winner-in-scent-success-5476

Presumably that's just in Bristol .....

[Princess]

20,000? Wowsers.

[Patrick]

W:shocked:AH!