Man-Flu Thread (Ladies Get Out, Unless You Bring Soup!)

[Benjamin]

I have the flu and it it unbearable. It came on so quickly, yesterday I was fine, last night I was throwing up and today I have full on flu :sad:

AND if I hear one more comment from a lady an/or girl about 'oh it's only man-flu, you need to man up', she will be be recieving the back of my hand on her left cheek very swiftly! ;)

And just to add, how is it when men have the flu, it's man flu, but when you girls have it, it's the end of the world? :hugesmile:

Anybody else got the flu?

[Kerry]

You wouldn't be able to post if it was real 'flu

[Benjamin]

You wouldn't be able to post if it was real 'flu

See this is what I'm talking about :nono:

I'm all puffy eyed, can barely see, ache all over, keep switching from cold to hot, etc.

I haven't been this ill in along time :sad:


Kerry can you bring some soup please? (Chicken would be grand) :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

See this is what I'm talking about :nono:

I'm all puffy eyed, can barely see, ache all over, keep switching from cold to hot, etc.

I haven't been this ill in along time :sad:


Kerry can you bring some soup please? (Chicken would be grand) :hugesmile:

Severe cold yes. 'flu no. I'm not debating you feel like death warmed up but it's not 'flu or you honestly wouldn't be able to post (or eat). Sick of people who call it 'flu. 'flu is a serious illness. Not just a fever

Anyway, yes, soup on tap for you

[Benjamin]

Severe cold yes. 'flu no. I'm not debating you feel like death warmed up but it's not 'flu or you honestly wouldn't be able to post (or eat). Sick of people who call it 'flu. 'flu is a serious illness. Not just a fever

Anyway, yes, soup on tap for you

Can you spoon feed it to me too please? :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

Can you spoon feed it to me too please? :hugesmile:

OK but I'm not doing aeroplanes

[Vicky.]

And just to add, how is it when men have the flu, it's man flu, but when you girls have it, it's the end of the world? :hugesmile:


OMFG you HAVE to be taking the piss?!

[Benjamin]

OK but I'm not doing aeroplanes

Awwwwww, that's the best part :sad:

[Kerry]

Awwwwww, that's the best part :sad:

Choo choo trains if you're good

[Benjamin]

Choo choo trains if you're good

I don't want choo choo trains! Choo choo trains are sh*t!

*knocks spoon from hand*

[Benjamin]

OMFG you HAVE to be taking the piss?!

Of course I bloody am. :hugesmile:








Or am I?

[Locke.]

You wouldn't be able to post if it was real 'flu

Perfect example of what the turtle spoke about in his opening post. You are a woman, it is the end of the world for you, you probably couldn't post if you had it, but Turtle is a man he can manage to do that and more while he has the flu.

[Kerry]

Perfect example of what the turtle spoke about in his opening post. You are a woman, it is the end of the world for you, you probably couldn't post if you had it, but Turtle is a man he can manage to do that and more while he has the flu.

What is your problem with me? Stop stalking me and feed turtle soup via aeroplanes

[Benjamin]

:hugesmile:


You can both feed me soup

[Locke.]

What is your problem with me? Stop stalking me and feed turtle soup via aeroplanes

I'm guessing you lack understanding sarcasm?

I've got no problems with anyone on here.

[Kerry]

I'm guessing you lack understanding sarcasm?

I've got no problems with anyone on here.

Good stuff. Never had a problem with yourself either

[30stone]

Mmm i could use some tomato or some chicken noodle soup now. and i just have a cold lol i feel pretty good though they dont affect me too much.

[Ammi]

Awwww I've had a virus, its doing the rounds here everyone I speak to is ill - I just didn't feel the need to post it - but then I'm a woman.................:xyxwave:

[Marc]

I want a nurse, preferrably an attractive one and not an underpaid ugly fatty.

You'll have to come to my work though, I have to make up the hours :'( I wish I was still in bed.

[arista]

I have the flu and it it unbearable. It came on so quickly, yesterday I was fine, last night I was throwing up and today I have full on flu :sad:

AND if I hear one more comment from a lady an/or girl about 'oh it's only man-flu, you need to man up', she will be be recieving the back of my hand on her left cheek very swiftly! ;)

And just to add, how is it when men have the flu, it's man flu, but when you girls have it, it's the end of the world? :hugesmile:

Anybody else got the flu?


No Flu here
but your attitude is Outstanding

[Tom]

Women moan moan moan moan moan moan moan when its their time of the month EVERY month going on about how its the end of the world

Women get a cold and they can't even be bothered going into work whereas men man up and go in

But a man gets man flu ... :eek: its bad :( and women don't appreciate that yet we say "yes dear" to everything every fourth week :bored:

[Josy]

Awwww i'm here with some soup for all you poor men that have man flu



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Enjoy it's laced with arsenic

[Benjamin]

Awwww i'm here with some soup for all you poor men that have man flu



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Enjoy it's laced with arsenic



Ohhhh, you horrible woman! I saw the white writing! Get out! :tongue:

[Claymores]

Thank god I'm away oot untul about Sunday - UKTurtle in man-flu could rack-up Claymores another 8 infraction 3 month points in no time!

[Benjamin]

Thank god I'm away oot untul about Sunday - UKTurtle in man-flu could rack-up Claymores another 8 infraction 3 month points in no time!

LOL, I'm too ill to infract :tongue:

[Smithy]

I've never had flu :p

Y'all must just be really unhealthy and eat crap :laugh:

[Josy]

I've never had flu :p

Y'all must just be really unhealthy and eat crap :laugh:

Or......

Maybe your not a "man" yet.



:joker:

[Stacey.]

Or......

Maybe your not a "man" yet.



:joker:

You can take the "yet" part out

[Smithy]

Or......

Maybe your not a "man" yet.



:joker:

Where did I mention man? :conf2:

bitch **** [pfft]

[Vicky.]

Y'all must just be really unhealthy and eat crap :laugh:
Says he who lives on cakes and harribo? :laugh:

[Smithy]

Says he who lives on cakes and harribo? :laugh:

I don't live on them :nono:

Infact I don't think I've had haribo or cake since we were last on cam D:

[Benjamin]

Or......

Maybe your not a "man" yet.



:joker:



:laugh2:

[Claymores]

LOL, I'm too ill to infract :tongue:

See the funny-side I'm just joking with yer. Hope you better by my next log-on!

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

Why haven't you died from it yet:nono:

obv just have a cold, but looking for sympathy :nono:

[Vicky.]

I don't live on them :nono:

Infact I don't think I've had haribo or cake since we were last on cam D:

PMSL. Do you know how incredibly dodgy that sounds :joker:

[Smithy]

PMSL. Do you know how incredibly dodgy that sounds :joker:

noo?
why?
does it?

[Benjamin]

Why haven't you died from it yet:nono:

obv just have a cold, but looking for sympathy :nono:


*executed*

[Claymores]

Why haven't you died from it yet:nono:

obv just have a cold, but looking for sympathy :nono:

hahahaha - jajajaja - jejejeje

[Judas]

I'm a current sufferer - can we get someone to make us a charity single? I was thinking we could have some Oasis played over slow motion, black and white shots of us poor men struggling to reach for the remote control or lift a glass of water.

[Z]

I'm a current sufferer - can we get someone to make us a charity single? I was thinking we could have some Oasis played over slow motion, black and white shots of us poor men struggling to reach for the remote control or lift a glass of water.

This HAS to happen.


poor turtle :(

[Niall]

I caught a cold off a toddler last night. I can feel a sore throat coming on. Its gonna hurt like hell tomorrow :sad:

[Benjamin]

It's that time of year again :(

[Me. I Am Salman]

Omg I've been violently ill today although I had a hayfever tablet and I'm feeling better

[Marc]

Salman what end is it all coming out of

[Claymores]

Salman what end is it all coming out of

Nerfed threads are better than Salman's Alpen ones

On CC we have a troll who brings out nerfed threads too - but a funny troll

[the truth]

many a man has been mocked for having man flu and has died shortly after....hilarious....about as funny as the bloke who had his cock chopped off but the chat show slappers found it hilarious, sexist twats

[Me. I Am Salman]

Salman what end is it all coming out of

Ew no it's just a cold or a flu

[Kazanne]

many a man has been mocked for having man flu and has died shortly after....hilarious....about as funny as the bloke who had his cock chopped off but the chat show slappers found it hilarious, sexist twats

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Colour me happy:hugesmile: