I Am So Upset And Angry!

[Patrick]

Just went downstairs for to make a cup of coffee and grab myself a Subway Cookie, I had gotten myself 5 of them for one quid this morning.

I ate 2 earlier, so I was expecting 3 to be left.

I was HORRIFIED.

There was none there, NONE.

I walked into the living room and was like 'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'

My mum was like 'Idk!' and then her boyfriend just goes 'Oh yah, I spilt water on them earlier so I threw them out'

Really bitch?

G.T.F.O right now!

I had,

1 Chocolate Chip
1 White Chocolate Nut
1 Double Chocolate

Cookies and now they're all gone.

I actually want to put someone's eyes out :shocked:
I needed to eat a cookie to calm myself for Kayla's elimination in abit, and now they aren't there.

I am freaking out and if my mum's boyfriend comes near me I'm going to shoot him.

How would you deal with such a disgrace?

[Smithy]

I would eat a biscuit or bag of crisps instead

[Niall]

Well my Dad ate my sexy Tesco shortbread the other week. When I found out i was so pissed. I usually just scream into a cushion or something.

[Vicky.]

PMSL. Patrick you are so full of rage :eek:

[Benjamin]

You remind of Ross in friends

'My sandwich, MY SANDWICH!'

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

I go crazy if someone takes my food that they know I was going to eat.

Try like hitting something..

[Vicky.]

You remind of Ross in friends

'My sandwich, MY SANDWICH!'

:laugh2:

:laugh3:

[Jordan.]

omfg this shouldn't be stood for, take revenge. :bored:

[Stu]

When I left you were this ignorant, angry, amusing kid. Now your an ignorant, angry, amusing kid but ... in a really camp way.

Does anyone not pick up a huge hint of campness off Paddy's nauseating uber rants?

[GypsyGoth]

Pour water on him!!!!

[Smithy]

When I left you were this ignorant, angry, amusing kid. Now your an ignorant, angry, amusing kid but ... in a really camp way.

Does anyone not pick up a huge hint of campness off Paddy's nauseating uber rants?

Yes, it's been like this for months though, so we're all used to it

[Shaun]

I'd. erm. get over it.

[Vicky.]

Would you prefer if he had left you a lump of mush instead of chucking them out? :laugh:

[Judas]

Have you got a sharp carving knife? You could just aim it at his head. Or cut your wrists to show how angry you are.... :tongue:

Why not look online to make your own? Then you will never run out :hugesmile:

[Zippy]

Your mums BF clearly ate them himself. His he a fat bastard?

[Vicky.]

Your mums BF clearly ate them himself. His he a fat bastard?

dont be telling him that :eek:

He'll be going downstairs and stabbing him or something...

mind that was the first thing I thought too when i read the OP

[Stu]

Yes, it's been like this for months though, so we're all used to it
Thank christ for that. If it was just me I'd be well worried :hugesmile:.

[Locke.]

Time for you to watch Home Alone and get some tips from Macaulay Culkin

http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/macaulay.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

dont be telling him that :eek:

He'll be going downstairs and stabbing him or something...

mind that was the first thing I thought too when i read the OP

:laugh:


Patrick you should inspect his mouth for crumbs.

[Legend killer]

U sld eat ur mum's bf that wld teach him a lesson

[Niall]

U sld eat ur mum's bf that wld teach him a lesson

:shocked:

Cannibalism is not the answer!

Prolonged torture is. :devil:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'

:love:

[Marc]

I say murder.

Its clearly the only option left.

Or just get over it, you had two already. Fatty boom boom!

[Ninastar]

I would cry for a bit, then look for other food.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how did you get 5 for £1 anyway? :shocked:

[Mr XcX]

The best option is to "deal with him"

Thats how I do it! They won't mess with you then

[InOne]

Living alone :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hide things to avoid this happening. my mum has a cabinet in the kitchen with a lock on where she normally puts spirits but she doesnt know i have a key so i steal the jaffa cakes, monster much etc and lock them in the cabinet

[Stacey.]

Oh yeah I hide things too sometimes, then want it, but forget where the secret place was. :(

[Tom4784]

I hide my stuff behind some empty boxes in the cupboards.

[Benjamin]

Patrick this is so YOU!

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[Jords]

Get some more tomorrow? :p

[Niall]

This thread has inspired me to have Subway tomorrow :')

Meatball Marinara :love:

[Shasown]

Just went downstairs for to make a cup of coffee and grab myself a Subway Cookie, I had gotten myself 5 of them for one quid this morning.

I ate 2 earlier, so I was expecting 3 to be left.

I was HORRIFIED.

There was none there, NONE.

I walked into the living room and was like 'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'

My mum was like 'Idk!' and then her boyfriend just goes 'Oh yah, I spilt water on them earlier so I threw them out'

Really bitch?

G.T.F.O right now!

I had,

1 Chocolate Chip
1 White Chocolate Nut
1 Double Chocolate

Cookies and now they're all gone.

I actually want to put someone's eyes out :shocked:
I needed to eat a cookie to calm myself for Kayla's elimination in abit, and now they aren't there.

I am freaking out and if my mum's boyfriend comes near me I'm going to shoot him.

How would you deal with such a disgrace?



Patrick I bet you dont half feel silly now eh? Kayla didnt get evicted.

And I bet you didnt say

"Really bitch?

G.T.F.O right now!"

Did you?














You really need to sort out the priorities in your life [removed]


Did you check the bins to make sure he had thrown out the soggy biscuits, if they arent there, he may have eaten them himself. If he has that really is an excuse to break them up.

Will give you some tips on that, particularly about planting incriminating evidence (knickers and condoms) etc if you want.

Incidentally does the house you live in belong to your mum or her boyfriend?

[billy123]

Jesus you want to shoot him for throwing three cookies away!!! what the hell would you do if he pulled the heads off your barbie dolls?? kill his whole family?

[Ammi]

You have to learn early in life to hide everything because as a parent- when your sprogs become teenagers it really is survival of the fittest. It doesn't matter where I hide my chocolate its like 'look I found this chocolate behind the Bisto at the back of the cupboard' and your thinking 'you evil little ****** how could I ever have spawned you' but what comes out of your mouth is 'oh, of course you can have it sweetie'. And you spend all night planning the worst revenge possible for them, which involves indescribable torture.
And don't even get me started on people taking my hair straighteners or tweezers..................

[Beastie]

If you was desperate to have the cookies for yourself you should have taken them upstairs in your bedroom.

Lol in my house.. any food that is left around.. ANYONE is going to eat it. If you definately want to secure a piece of food to yourself then hide it in your room!! lol

[InOne]

Stab him in his sleep :love:

[Ross]

I'm such a fussy eater and in my mums I have 4 brothers, my sister, my mum, my dad and like loads of my brothers friends around so I always bought my own things to avoid anyone stealing them but they just took everything else plus mine. Now I buy as a go only if I'm going to eat it that day or week, depending on what it is.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Stab him in his sleep :love:

this.

[_Seth]

You shouldn't have just left them bare on a counter. They should have been in a bag in the fridge. :love:

[arista]

Cookie Rage


Irish Pat - Will Grow Out of That.


Sign Of The Times

[Judas]

Patrick, why not lace one with aresnic and put on the side? That will teach them next time they fancy one of YOUR cookies. Maybe dose up the turkey on Christmas day aswell, that way your stupid b-t-h of a mum will learn that she should of spent a few more thousand on you, silly woman....

Cookie Rage


Irish Pat - Will Grow Out of That.


Sign Of The Times

:joker::joker::joker: Really? The way he acts at times (from what I have seen he can also be really funny) suggest we have a potential next big serial killer on our hands... Patrick, calm it down!