You Learn Something New Every Day!

[Kerry]

So they say.

What (if anything) have you learnt today that you never knew?

[Smithy]

Coronation Street cast have begun rehearsals for the live episode (does that count)

[Stacey.]

That snow and ice are different things

[Kerry]

Coronation Street cast have begun rehearsals for the live episode (does that count)

Anything. Absolutely anything. Even finding out someones age or what their favourite food is. I got the idea as I'm watching Traffic Cops on TV and remember learning it's illegal to walk beside a motorway. I had no idea

[Boothy]

That snow and ice are different things

:pat:

That George Harrison died exactly 9 years ago today :(

R.I.P

[Jack_]

That snow and ice are different things



















:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

that you should not take the piss outta your friends "safety precautions" about snow, and that when you try and make fun of her by skipping in the snow, you will fall and seriously hurt your leg :(

god, I HATE Karma!

[Jordan.]

This thread made me relise ive learnt nothing today. Which means i learned something doesn't it? :amazed:


http://i41.tinypic.com/23sdsew.png

[Kerry]

This thread made me relise ive learnt nothing today. Which means i learned something doesn't it? :amazed:

Don't worry, I was the same, but reading this thread made me learn stuff (Jeeze, what a muddle) :joker:

[Smithy]

that you should not take the piss outta your friends "safety precautions" about snow, and that when you try and make fun of her by skipping in the snow, you will fall and seriously hurt your leg :(

god, I HATE Karma!

hahahahahaha

[GypsyGoth]

that you should not take the piss outta your friends "safety precautions" about snow, and that when you try and make fun of her by skipping in the snow, you will fall and seriously hurt your leg :(

god, I HATE Karma!

:laugh2: Awww :laugh2: I hope your leg is ok.

[Ninastar]

I didnt feel it till I tried to get up a few mins ago. It hurts sooooo much.

[Stacey.]

Okay I've learnt two new things today :')

That a school bus is public transport

[Kerry]

I didnt feel it till I tried to get up a few mins ago. It hurts sooooo much.

:( :hug:

[Jack_]

Okay I've learnt two new things today :')

That a school bus is public transport

WTF... :joker:

[Jords]

That snow and ice are different things

Deary...

Okay I've learnt two new things today :')

That a school bus is public transport

me.

[Ninastar]

Okay I've learnt two new things today :')

That a school bus is public transport
bitch your even dumber than me.
:( :hug:

hehe aww thanks :') :hug:


also, I learned that I dirty sanchez is grim, but good

[Stacey.]

Deary...

me.

:rolleyes:

bitch your even dumber than me.



Oh please, that's not even possible :nono:

[Ninastar]

seriously why would you eat a nettle?

[GypsyGoth]

also, I learned that I dirty sanchez is grim, but good

:shocked:

[Ninastar]

:shocked:

I can't help it :'(. It makes me laugh

[GypsyGoth]

I can't help it :'(. It makes me laugh

Oh, I didn't know you were talking about the show, the one with the welsh guys kicking each other in the balls?

[Ninastar]

Oh, I didn't know you were talking about the show, the one with the welsh guys kicking each other in the balls?

yeah, what did you think I meant?!!?

[King Gizzard]

I learnt yesterday that The Philosophers Stone (Harry Potter) isnt actually an idea from the book, its a medicinal myth that the likes of Isaac Newton have worked on

I was so freaked lol

[GypsyGoth]

yeah, what did you think I meant?!!?

Do you know what dirty sanchez means?

[Jordan.]

I learnt Stacey's braincells just reached a new low.

[Ninastar]

I learnt Stacey's braincells just reached a new low.

*braincell

[Ninastar]

Do you know what dirty sanchez means?

oh no...
before I look it up, will I want to be sick after?

[Stacey.]

I learnt Stacey's braincells just reached a new low.
:nono:

*braincell

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

You know you've failed when Caitlin corrects you.

[Jordan.]

:laugh:

You've nothing to laugh about the joke was aimed at you. :laugh:

New low achieved.

[GypsyGoth]

oh no...
before I look it up, will I want to be sick after?

Don't look it up.

[Ninastar]

okay, I will take your word x

[Stacey.]

You've nothing to laugh about the joke was aimed at you. :laugh:

New low achieved.

I know! It was actually funny though even though it shouldn't have been :(

[Ninastar]

I know! It was actually funny though even though it shouldn't have been :(

sometimes i laugh at jokes about myself too.

Its a good thing really.

[Patrick]

One TiBB Member Really Needs To Sort Himself Out.

[Patrick]

Okay I've learnt two new things today :')

That a school bus is public transport

That snow and ice are different things



You are adorable sometimes :love:

[Stu]

I've learned that if you claim to be going out for a rough and tumble night on the tiles, always make sure to log out.

[Jack_]

I've learned that if you claim to be going out for a rough and tumble night on the tiles, always make sure to log out.

:joker:

[MTVN]

Don't look it up.

I just did :bawling:

Ninastar's post is so funny if you read it as that :laugh:

[Patrick]

I've learned that if you claim to be going out for a rough and tumble night on the tiles, always make sure to log out.

:joker::joker:

[Kerry]

A worm has a saddle. A baby worm doesn't

Crap thing to learn but I learnt it :joker:

[Stacey.]

That Harry Potter isn't real :')

[Ramsay]

http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jasper.jpg

thats a paddlin'

[Vicky.]

That stacey actually doesnt hate me :eek:

[Iceman]

I learnt form stupid people, that its not wise to shovel the snow outside your house becaus eit leaves ice behind......morons.....

[Kerry]

I learnt form stupid people, that its not wise to shovel the snow outside your house becaus eit leaves ice behind......morons.....

You could actually be sued too if someone slipped on it. Pathetic PC bollocks

[Stacey.]

That stacey actually doesnt hate me :eek:

:love:

[Angus]

I learnt that postmen haven't delivered the mail in the snow all week for "health and safety" reasons, but that it's okay by them if I have to walk 2 miles in the snow to collect the post from the sorting office that some poor sucker had paid Royal Mail to deliver to me. What a bunch of wusses:rolleyes:

[Boothy]

That Ringo Starr narrated Thomas the Tank Engine :love:

[Kerry]

I learnt that postmen haven't delivered the mail in the snow all week for "health and safety" reasons, but that it's okay by them if I have to walk 2 miles in the snow to collect the post from the sorting office that some poor sucker had paid Royal Mail to deliver to me. What a bunch of wusses:rolleyes:

Health and Safety is laughable. When I worked at B&Q we weren't allowed to saw or let anyone saw anything inside the shop (wood - obviously) but were allowed to let them use one literally outside the door. Oh and we weren't allowed to grit/shovel snow away from the door as if someone still slipped we'd be liable :joker:

[Stacey.]

That the salt on the road actually helps to stop you slipping... always thought it was to stop the snow sticking D:

[Barbie]

that you can cook onions in the oven, in butter

[Callum]

That Emma Watson reads the Twilight books

[zotler.]

Today I learnt that not everyone who walks past me at 8pm when I am walking home wants to murder me. ^-^

[Boothy]

I learnt that a backwards 'R' is a 'ya' sound.

[Kerry]

I learnt my best friend is heartbroken :(

[Tom]

I learnt I have rear window heating in my car. I never even knew it existed :blush2:

[Kerry]

I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)

[MTVN]

I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)

I read that :laugh:

Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

[Kerry]

I read that :laugh:

Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

She wants locking up .... and I'm not sure if I mean in a police cell..... :joker:

[Boothy]

Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym D:

[Z]

Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym D:

Well I'm sure you'd get a good work out either way...

[Kerry]

In America they saved someone from hypothermia by removing his blood and putting it through a 'warming machine' (forgotten the tech name) and replacing it. It saved his life :shocked:

[Barbie]

Yesterday. That when i look up at the sky and say snow isn't coming for a long while i'm wrong.

Today. Snow has scuppered my plans of last minute christmas shopping.

[Kerry]

That my fish scoff cucumber

[Jordan.]

I haven't learnt anything today. :(

[Kerry]

I haven't learnt anything today. :(

You have 4 hours. Google something :laugh:

[Jordan.]

You have 4 hours. Google something :laugh:

I learnt a new word:

Cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy

:amazed:

[Kerry]

Try saying that when you're pissed....

[Stacey.]

Try saying that when you're pissed....

Try saying it when you're not D:

[Jordan.]

Try saying it when you're not D:

LOL *was thinking this*

[Kerry]

Try saying it when you're not D:

Haha nearly typed that just now :D

[Stacey.]

I've learned what an atheist is :')

[Jack_]

I've learned what an atheist is :')

:joker:

[Marc]

Santa's reindeer's are all female.

As the male reindeer shed their antlers in November. so the ones pictured with santa SHOULD be female!

[Kerry]

Santa's reindeer's are all female.

As the male reindeer shed their antlers in November. so the ones pictured with santa SHOULD be female!

Yep

[Glenn.]

That when a bitch gives birth to her puppies she sometimes eats a couple, because she is protecting them. Believe it or not.

[Kerry]

That when a bitch gives birth to her puppies she sometimes eats a couple, because she is protecting them. Believe it or not.

:shocked:

[Stacey.]

What glory hole means :|

[Jamie.....]

What glory hole means :|

:laugh:

[Jack_]

What glory hole means :|

-is proud-

:D

[Glenn.]

:shocked:

I know. When I was told I was like


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/shocked_cat.jpg

[Kerry]

LOL my cat does that when he's pissed off :joker:

[Kerry]

That some tropical fish build bubble nests. My Gurami is making one :shocked: :shocked:

[Stacey.]

Who the Jackson5 are :amazed:

[Kerry]

My girl fish is male :shocked:

[Kerry]

That this Monday is a Bank Holiday. I've so lost track of time and days :joker:

[Stacey.]

What labia is :|

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

o_o

[arista]

Women like sitting on my face.

[Josy]

Women like sitting on my face.

:joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

Women like sitting on my face.

Oh really? :evilgrin:

[MTVN]

Women like sitting on my face.

:laugh3:

[Josy]

Oh really? :evilgrin:

:laugh3:

[Beastie]

Women like sitting on my face.

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

*doesn't get why everyone found that so funny*

[Pyramid*]

Women like sitting on my face.

:laugh2:

You mucky pup.

[Jessica.]

Women like sitting on my face.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf1yr7aw6l1qzt62n.gif

[Omah]

Women like sitting on my face.

One letter could make it worse ..... :eek:

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

That chipmunks are real. :shocked:

[Z]

Today I learned about Polish political parties :)

[Jordan.]

That you can die of laughter, it made me not want to laugh cause i dont want to die and that made me laugh more. :sad:

[Ninastar]

that looking back on this thread is funny. also that getting shampoo in your eyes hurts like a bitch, and doesnt go away ever :sad:

[Patrick]

I've learned shouting 'WHO ARE YOU!' into a teacher's face is not the answer when he takes your Red Bull of you.

[Kerry]

I have learnt I'm not keen on scampi

[Ramsay]

ive learnt ..sometimes..im a very very bad drunk:joker:

[Glenn.]

'Uncopyrightable' is the longest example in common usage of a word that is written without repeating a letter.

From Ask.

[Kerry]

I never knew (until now) that Marvin Gaye was shot and killed by his father :shocked:

[Marsh.]

I never knew (until now) that Marvin Gaye was shot and killed by his father :shocked:

Where'd you hear that?

[Josy]

That Osama Bin Ladens name is an anagram of 'Lob Da Man In Sea' :laugh:

[Marsh.]

That Osama Bin Ladens name is an anagram of 'Lob Da Man In Sea' :laugh:

:joker:

[Kerry]

Where'd you hear that?

I'm watching 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders on E!

[Kerry]

That Osama Bin Ladens name is an anagram of 'Lob Da Man In Sea' :laugh:

:D

[Jordan.]

Eating 195 fruit gums = 1 of your 5 a day.

[GypsyGoth]

There is more water under the earth than on the surface.

[Kerry]

Flippin' 'eck, this has been dragged out some :joker:

[CharlieO]

Yes
A Great
Thread about
Being Positive
Well Done Dear Kerry

[Marc]

Shakira is 35.

[Marc]

Kerry :love:

[Livia]

Kerry :love:

Missed. I get a little jolt of sadness when I see a thread come up with her name on it.