I can haz refund?

[Niall]

I am not impressed with my gift XmasTurtle. Vixen is cool and all but I request a refund/exchange.

K thnx biiiiii.

[Vicky.]

I knew it :bawling:

[Niall]

I knew it :bawling:

Don't take it the wrong way, your mega awesome Vicky, I just want this chance to try and get a Palm Pre 2 out of someone :)

*Awaits ukturtle*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*Polishes my bangles*

[Niall]

*Polishes my bangles*

Can you do that somewhere else please? Your getting polish all over my thread.

*Falls over cause the polish made the floor all slippy*

[Niall]

Btw mods I can see you posting in the other thread. Who is this Sia I why would I want their underwear? D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Soz betch.

I will only be a minute.

*polishes bangles more*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*moves onto polishing my balls*

[Niall]

Soz betch.

I will only be a minute.

*polishes bangles more*

*moves onto polishing my balls*

Ok just be careful, I keep falling over. *Falls over again*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*carries on polishing*

*rubs gently*

gets harder

harder

harder

harder

harder

*rubs softly again*

[LemonJam]

Thomas for the sake of humanity pleeeeeease change your signature.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Jam don't be so stupid.

My signature is perfection. :)

I've only just put that up.

[Niall]

*carries on polishing*

*rubs gently*

gets harder

harder

harder

harder

harder

*rubs softly again*

Ew. D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Ew. D:

:nono:

[Niall]

:nono:

*Falls over again* Okay this polishing business is getting on my nerves now I keep falling over. :nono:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*trims my Ivy bush*

[Stacey.]

So scared D:

Did something happen last night or?

[Niall]

So scared D:

Did something happen last night or?

What to Thomas?? I don't know. He just raped my thread with random stuff :bawling:

[Stacey.]

What to Thomas?? I don't know. He just raped my thread with random stuff :bawling:

Oh LOL. He rapes everything. D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't.

And OMFGGGGGGG.


I've got to go...Marge has got a knife.

fgjokfasgj;

[Niall]

Oh LOL. He rapes everything. D:

I can see that. I think that baby in his picture is next lol :L

[Stacey.]

I can see that. I think that baby in his picture is next lol :L

I saw him raping that :(

[Niall]

I saw him raping that :(

EW. What did he post a video :shocked:

[Stacey.]

EW. What did he post a video :shocked:

Nope, we made him go on cam for us :L

[Niall]

Nope, we made him go on cam for us :L

You must have regretted that decision after :conf2:

[Stacey.]

You must have regretted that decision after :conf2:

Not really, we got some amazing screenshots :')

[Niall]

Not really, we got some amazing screenshots :')

Lol :laugh: You have to post them some time :)

[Stacey.]

Lol :laugh: You have to post them some time :)

I have four I think, they're on my wall somewhere, I'mma look for them later :)

[Niall]

I have four I think, they're on my wall somewhere, I'mma look for them later :)

Lool I bet they're hilarious :')

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I'm such a good Persilla.

I'm the bees knees.

Guys you're going to love my outfit I'm getting for the Controversy Awards.

Lady GaGa can **** off. This is me we're talking about.

I'm going to have a look in Marge's draws later and pick something to wear. We're always wearing each others clothes.

[Niall]

I'm such a good Persilla.

I'm the bees knees.

Guys you're going to love my outfit I'm getting for the Controversy Awards.

Lady GaGa can **** off. This is me we're talking about.

I'm going to have a look in Marge's draws later and pick something to wear. We're always wearing each others clothes.

I will have you know my outfit will make yours look like something out of Lidl ;)

But if you're gonna wear Marge's clothes I may aswell not bother your obviously gonna look stunning bbz. :love:

[Stacey.]

http://i36.tinypic.com/71ts47.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/w1qjo7.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/2vx4vo3.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/6rtrhw.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/14uurgn.jpg


:L

[Niall]

LMFAO at the trousers bit! :laugh2:

Why does it say persila above Thomas?? :/

[Stacey.]

LMFAO at the trousers bit! :laugh2:

Why does it say persila above Thomas?? :/

Yeah I didn't really mean it though D:

That's his ghetto bitch name :love:

[Jords]

What da bladdy hell.

[Niall]

Yeah I didn't really mean it though D:

That's his ghetto bitch name :love:

Oh ok lol. Can you choose different names on cam then? What my ghetto bitch name? :love:

[Stacey.]

Oh ok lol. Can you choose different names on cam then? What my ghetto bitch name? :love:

Yep you can have anything.

You can be "BlackiNiall" :love:

[Stacey.]

Also I don't know if I was even allowed to post them on here :/

Mods forgive me. :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*slaps stacey for not sending me tiny chat link*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Also I don't know if I was even allowed to post them on here :/

Mods forgive me. :sad:

his sig got removed last night coz it was unsettling people :joker:

[Jordan.]

http://i36.tinypic.com/71ts47.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/w1qjo7.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/2vx4vo3.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/6rtrhw.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/14uurgn.jpg


:L

OMFG memories. *dies*

[Stacey.]

*slaps stacey for not sending me tiny chat link*

:laugh:

I think at the time it was posted all over people's profiles and stuff, but yeah you would've loved it

[Stacey.]

his sig got removed last night coz it was unsettling people :joker:

LOL. Was it a picture of his legs open or something?

[Stacey.]

OMFG memories. *dies*

:love:

[Niall]

Yep you can have anything.

You can be "BlackiNiall" :love:

I love it :love:

his sig got removed last night coz it was unsettling people :joker:

PMSL I saw that it made me laugh so much :love:

[Jordan.]

Its actually funny how much of a big deal it was then that you asked him to pull his trousers down, thats just amateur now. :bored:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I look so fabuluz.

I'm just sorting some outfits out for the awards on Sunday.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah it was the legs one D:

[Stacey.]

Its actually funny how much of a big deal it was then that you asked him to pull his trousers down, thats just amateur now. :bored:

I don't know what that means. :(

"amateur" explain please

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Btw, you can see my bangles in the picture. I was polishing them last night. :love:

They needed a good clean.

[Stacey.]

yeah it was the legs one D:

Oh, I think Leona's a great improvement on that then

[Jordan.]

I don't know what that means. :(

"amateur" explain please

google it bitch.

[Niall]

Btw, you can see my bangles in the picture. I was polishing them last night. :love:

They needed a good clean.

Erghhh you had to do that in my thread though didn't you? :bored:

And the mods still haven't given me my refund for my prize I won. Am not impressed here. :mad:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I fancy Leona. :love:

[Niall]

I fancy Leona. :love:

Thomas you keep confusing me, are you gay straight or bi lol??

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Thomas you keep confusing me, are you gay straight or bi lol??

I've got more straight since Dezzy upset me yesterday. He's put me off men slightly.

[Stacey.]

google it bitch.

•someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

Makes no sense

[Niall]

I've got more straight since Dezzy upset me yesterday. He's put me off men slightly.

Oh okay. :conf2:

[Stacey.]

Thomas you're gay remember?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

*dances round pole*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I'm 80% straight thank you.

Men are horrible.

[Niall]

Thomas you're gay remember?

Now I'm confused again! :bawling:

[Niall]

I'm 80% straight thank you.

Men are horrible.

Now I'm un-confused.


And men are not horrible. :nono:

[Stacey.]

Now I'm confused again! :bawling:

He's gay really.

He fancies Daniel-Lewis [from here] and Joe McElderry :L

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Men are nice.

I'm confused.

I don't actually know.

[Jordan.]

•someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

Makes no sense

Dont be silly. It has different meanings.

Not professional; unskillful.
a person unskilled in or having only a superficial knowledge of a subject or activity

Basically we could come up with far better comments now. :love:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't fancy Dnaiel Lewis any more.

That was just one of my obsessions. I couldn't help that. :(

[Niall]

He's gay really.

He fancies Daniel-Lewis [from here] and Joe McElderry :L

Ok :conf2:

What ever happened to Daniel Lewis? He used to post all the time on here.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I think I scared him off, but when in chat he told me I made him moist so I don't know.

[Stacey.]

Dont be silly. It has different meanings.

Not professional; unskillful.
a person unskilled in or having only a superficial knowledge of a subject or activity

Basically we could come up with far better comments now. :love:

Oh obvz :love:

[Jordan.]

I don't fancy Dnaiel Lewis any more.

That was just one of my obsessions. I couldn't help that. :(

What about Patrick?

[Stacey.]

Ok :conf2:

What ever happened to Daniel Lewis? He used to post all the time on here.

Think he posted more when BB was on, but he does still post sometimes.

[Stacey.]

I don't fancy Dnaiel Lewis any more.

That was just one of my obsessions. I couldn't help that. :(

And Patrick and simonsays were just obsessions too I suppose?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I'm over Patrick.

Another obsession, but I only thought he was cute and stuff.

Draw the line there.

[Jordan.]

Oh obvz :love:

took you long enough to work it out dumb bitch :nono:

jk its not your fault you're a dumb bitch <3

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've never fancied simonsays. :(

I don't know what he looks like.

[Stacey.]

I'm over Patrick.

Another obsession, but I only thought he was cute and stuff.

Draw the line there.

He's underage aswell :nono:

You scare everyone Thomas.. even Boothy got a bit afraid

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I like Leona now. <3

Her voice is angelic.

Stacey I know he's underage and what? It's not like I'm ever going to meet him. I think he is a nice looking boy. Simples really.

[Jordan.]

He's underage aswell :nono:

You scare everyone Thomas.. even Boothy got a bit afraid

Boothy loves it really!

[Stacey.]

took you long enough to work it out dumb bitch :nono:

jk its not your fault you're a dumb bitch <3

:(

*dies from embarrassment*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I'm over Boothy as well.

[Jordan.]

:(

*dies from embarrassment*

LOL aw. :love:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Anyway...I've got to get back to sorting my outfit out.

Speak laters. :)

[Jordan.]

I'm over Boothy as well.

:shocked: he wont be happy, he had a deposit down on his wedding dress.

[Niall]

I'm glad I've never had a stalker :love:

And have fun with that Thomas lol!

[Stacey.]

I like Leona now. <3

Her voice is angelic.

Stacey I know he's underage and what? It's not like I'm ever going to meet him. I think he is a nice looking boy. Simples really.

Her voice and her are two different things.. you aren't gonna exactly want sex with her voice are you...

And I think you terrified him away :sad: You should probably apologize.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

:shocked: he wont be happy, he had a deposit down on his wedding dress.

Really?

I will refund him through the back door. :)

[Stacey.]

Boothy loves it really!

Well yeah, he's a closet gay himself :love:

[Stacey.]

Really?

I will refund him through the back door. :)

He doesn't have a back door

[Jordan.]

I'm glad I've never had a stalker :love:

And have fun with that Thomas lol! :xyxwave:

Dont get too friendly with him, you could be his next victim. http://serve.mysmiley.net/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

[Stacey.]

Dont get too friendly with him, you could be his next victim. http://serve.mysmiley.net/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

:laugh2:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

He doesn't have a back door

Of course he does.

Everyone has a back door.

[Jordan.]

Well yeah, he's a closet gay himself :love:

Really?

I will refund him through the back door. :)

:laugh2:

[Niall]

Dont get too friendly with him, you could be his next victim. http://serve.mysmiley.net/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

Oh Christ no!

*Runs for the hills*

I love you really Thomas <3

[Stacey.]

Of course he does.

Everyone has a back door.

They don't actually :L

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I will open Boothy's back door, very slowly, then ram the money in.

[Jordan.]

Stacey doesn't relise that by 'Back door' thomas means arse hole.

[Niall]

Stacey doesn't relise that by 'Back door' thomas means arse hole.

:laugh:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've really got to go and sort my outfit out now.

Be back shortly. x

Jordan, she wouldn't. Bless her. <3

tra! :wavey:

[Stacey.]

Stacey doesn't relise that by 'Back door' thomas means arse hole.

Omg D:

*feels stupid*

[Niall]

LOL at how far off topic my thread has gone :laugh2:

[Stacey.]

I will open Boothy's back door, very slowly, then ram the money in.

So you're gonna shove your money up his ass?

[Niall]

Omg D:

*feels stupid*

Dont feel stupid.

We love you for your stupidity :hug:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Stacey I am being very metaphorical.

I must go now and sorry about this thread. I only ever wanted to polish my bangles. :bawling:

baaaahhhh xxxx

[Jordan.]

So you're gonna shove your money up his ass?

Boothy loves money

[Stacey.]

Dont feel stupid.

We love you for your stupidity :hug:

LOL that's good. Well I hope

:hug:

[Stacey.]

Stacey I am being very metaphorical.
I must go now and sorry about this thread. I only ever wanted to polish my bangles. :bawling:

baaaahhhh xxxx

What's that? D:

[Stacey.]

Boothy loves money

Yeah I know, as he doesn't have a lot of it himself, he's well in need of it

Not sure how much he'd like it up his crack though

[Jordan.]

Yeah I know, as he doesn't have a lot of it himself, he's well in need of it

Not sure how much he'd like it up his crack though

:laugh2:

[Niall]

Stacey I am being very metaphorical.

I must go now and sorry about this thread. I only ever wanted to polish my bangles. :bawling:

baaaahhhh xxxx

Aw ok you can polish your bangles in here whenever you like :)

Just don't let the polish go all over the floor, after faling over so many times my arse was really sore this morning :nono:

LOL that's good. Well I hope

:hug:

It is good :thumbs:

[Stacey.]

Just don't let the polish go all over the floor, after faling over so many times my arse was really sore this morning :nono:


Boothy's will be too later

[Niall]

Boothy's will be too later

PMSL :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

thomas you have said 'i must go NOW' about 12 times :mad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*is just digusted at the thread in general*

[Jordan.]

Boothy's will be too later

:o:o:o

[Niall]

thomas you have said 'i must go NOW' about 12 times :mad:

Have you just been waiting around until Thomas leaves to post :tongue:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Have you just been waiting around until Thomas leaves to post :tongue:

no D:

ive only just come back on :/

[Niall]

no D:

ive only just come back on :/

Oh well hi :xyxwave:

Ima go on the Playstation Store now to see if there is a Bioshock Demo :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh well hi :xyxwave:

Ima go on the Playstation Store now to see if there is a Bioshock Demo :)

:amazed:

[Niall]

:amazed:

Stupid bitches don't have a demo :cloud:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've just had the building instructor come to my house for my dad, but he was out so I saw to him.

He wanted to see my brother's room so I showed him. Even asked me to open the window.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I felt so embarrassed when he asked me if the window opened to 90 degrees due to fire hazards.

So I just opened the window and showed him instead. I didn't want to say I didn't know what 90 degrees was.

[Jordan.]

You didn't try to rape him? D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

No. He look terrified because Basil kept barking at him. D:

[Stacey.]

No. He look terrified because Basil kept barking at him. D:

http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_63/3874000/3874980/1/preview/promo_3874980.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_63/3874000/3874980/1/preview/promo_3874980.jpg

Awwwwww. Basil as a wee baba.

<3

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Stacey can you get my LuLu link for me please to my shop?

thanks bab.

[Jordan.]

Thomas did you get your outfit sorted?

[Stacey.]

Stacey can you get my LuLu link for me please to my shop?

thanks bab.

Why can't you find it yourself? LOL. It's your own thing D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Well....I've not decided yet.

I'm upload all the pictures then going to do a poll to ask people.

I just picked some nice ones then people can decide what I wear. There were loads to choose from though. D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've got this really nice orange costume with tassels and stuff. It is bright orange.

Also, Stacey, no one has ever bought anything off me from there. Even though I said I'd do free cosmetics. :(

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I should link it to my signature really and get people to buy my stuff.

[Jordan.]

Well....I've not decided yet.

I'm upload all the pictures then going to do a poll to ask people.

I just picked some nice ones then people can decide what I wear. There were loads to choose from though. D:

This is a good idea.

wurk it. :worship:

[Stacey.]

I've got this really nice orange costume with tassels and stuff. It is bright orange.

Also, Stacey, no one has ever bought anything off me from there. Even though I said I'd do free cosmetics. :(

http://stores.lulu.com/thomascobb

[Miss Ivy Balls]

After all what I wear is going to have to be the best because I'll be the main attraction there. :)

[Boothy]

Boothy loves it really!

:shocked: he wont be happy, he had a deposit down on his wedding dress.

Really?

I will refund him through the back door. :)

Well yeah, he's a closet gay himself :love:

He doesn't have a back door

I will open Boothy's back door, very slowly, then ram the money in.

Not at all happy with any of these posts!

D:

[Jordan.]

:laugh3:

[Stacey.]

LOL omg

[Boothy]

So you're gonna shove your money up his ass?

Yeah I know, as he doesn't have a lot of it himself, he's well in need of it

Not sure how much he'd like it up his crack though

Boothy's will be too later

I don't like any of these either!

I've been bullied :bawling:

[Stacey.]

I don't like any of these either!

I've been bullied :bawling:

:joker:

It sounds sooo bad reading them back

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

basil :lovedup:

[Boothy]

:joker:

It sounds sooo bad reading them back

I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that if it was about your arse getting invaded!!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Shut it.

You love it, yes, yes you do!

[Stacey.]

I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that if it was about your arse getting invaded!!

It wasn't me though it was you :nono:

At least you're getting Thomas' money

[Niall]

basil :lovedup:

Wtf?

[Stacey.]

Wtf?

He's on about this guy

http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_63/3874000/3874980/1/preview/promo_3874980.jpg

[Niall]

He's on about this guy

http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_63/3874000/3874980/1/preview/promo_3874980.jpg

Ohhh :p

[Miss Ivy Balls]

He a big boy now though Blitzen.

Big, Big, Big boy!!!

[Niall]

He a big boy now though Blitzen.

Big, Big, Big boy!!!

LOL ok. :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

thomas thats just :bored:

[Jordan.]

rofl D:

[Boothy]

He a big boy now though Blitzen.

Big, Big, Big boy!!!

D:

But he's a dog...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

basil is just :lovedup:

and he goes on about that stupid ****ing fish more

i hope that fish is burning in hell

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Basil is a big boy, though, isn't he?

He's like a small pony.

And Scott, don't disrespect Jade's memory,,,,,EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Jordan.]

Basil is a big boy, though, isn't he?

He's like a small pony.

And Scott, don't disrespect Jade's memory,,,,,EVER!!!!!!!!!

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

basil > jade

[Miss Ivy Balls]

They're both equal in my eyes.

I loved Jade just as much and still do love her. She is always in my thought.

[Boothy]

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/31797d1082070570/great-blue-heron.jpg

[Stacey.]

lmfao ^

[Miss Ivy Balls]

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/31797d1082070570/great-blue-heron.jpg

Get ****ed

I have to look at that every morning when I wake up and its in the middle of the garden.