Cooking with Novo

[Novo]

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Today the great Novo will teach you all how to make Chicken Wings with a hint of BBQ Sauce on the side + Some side options to go with it

Make sure you have the following products..

A bag of chicken wings
Hand wash
Some kitchen Gloves
Irn Bru
X 3 Snickers Chocolate bars
BBQ Sauce



Step 1) Wash your hands using any handwash ( Not the cheap **** though it only kills 0.01% Bacteria..this is the perfect stuff >

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Step 2) Place the Chicken Wings onto oven sheet/Tray, make sure they are spread out nicely.. Stick them into the Oven, Gas mark 6 for 25-30 minutes..

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Step 3) You have a 30 minute wait now so you must stock up on food whilst you are waiting.. call it the starters if you must. the perfect food are Snickers bars and Irn Bru

A big treat for all you fatties out there!

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Step 4)After they are ready put on your finest Kitchen Gloves

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Step 5) Take them out the oven using your kitchen gloves.. this is what they should look like

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Step 6) Take out your finest Quality BBQ Sauce and order the chicken like it is on the plate on this picture

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Step 7) The finished Product.. Dip the sauce in the middle of the plate leaving a massive blob and add a face like i have done for a great effect

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TIPS ) If your cooking this for the Missus add a rose on the center of the plate instead of the sauce

[Lee.]

Lol.. Welcome back :)

Loving the avatar and sig :love:

[Novo]

Does anyone want to know how to make Marmalade on crackers?

Well you can find out later on

[Locke.]

You took these photos yourself didn't you

[Novo]

You took these photos yourself didn't you

Don't sound so impressed, I don't like all the fuss

[Ninastar]

you should have made a flower out of the sauce.

[Novo]

you should have made a flower out of the sauce.

Don't be silly

I am not an artist i am a chef

[Josy]

:laugh:

I actually feel hungry now after seeing them.

[Ninastar]

Don't be silly

I am not an artist i am a chef

it would impress the ladies though

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I can cook.

I try to anyway. Whenever I make cakes they just like go wet inside and stuff.

Sometimes they're good though.

I don't tend to measure ingredients. Just get an estimate and chuck things in.

[arista]

Don't sound so impressed, I don't like all the fuss



Fuss.



How about Cooking Good Food
like Roast Beef
mine and Capt. Remys Food.

http://www.essentially-england.com/images/roast_beef_and_yorkshire_pudding2.jpg

[Z]

I am a hot blonde cheerleader who just turned 18, and I give this my seal of approval AND my virginity! hehe!

[Novo]

I am a hot blonde cheerleader who just turned 18, and I give this my seal of approval AND my virginity! hehe!

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[Tom4784]

I am a hot blonde cheerleader who just turned 18, and I give this my seal of approval AND my virginity! hehe!

You gave your virginity to Marc when he gave you a Mars Bar YOU *****.

[Tom4784]

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Gossip Girl Gifs? Vampire Diaries sets?

Who are you and where have you taken Andy?!

[Z]

You gave your virginity to Marc when he gave you a Mars Bar YOU *****.

:bawling: I WAS LIKE HALF A VIRGIN WHEN I MET HIM!


No but seriously I'm hungry now, god damn it.

[Stacey.]

I'm hungry now :sad:

It actually looks really nice :')

[Novo]

Gossip Girl Gifs? Vampire Diaries sets?

Who are you and where have you taken Andy?!

I have never used Gossip girl GIFS :nono:

[Tom4784]

I have never used Gossip girl GIFS :nono:

Oh yeah my bad, but still. I wouldn't expect you to like Vampire Diaries :laugh:

[arista]

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Shaun tells Stacy to stop saying OMG all the fecking time.

She had Savoloy and Chips
the night before going.

[Locke.]

Oh yeah my bad, but still. I wouldn't expect you to like Vampire Diaries :laugh:

He only watches it because Boone from Lost is in it :bored:

You would think he was gay the way he goes on about him. I think it's only Stacey that is keeping him straight

[Stacey.]

I think it's only Stacey that is keeping him straight

:laugh:

[Novo]

He only watches it because Boone from Lost is in it :bored:

You would think he was gay the way he goes on about him. I think it's only Stacey that is keeping him straight

He is King Boone to you...

and the only thing keeping you straight is Twilight

[Niall]

I'm so good at cooking even the smoke alarm cheers me on ;)

[30stone]

Im the cook! lol.

Nice though, nice.

[BOOSH]

:love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no

[Jessica.]

OMG Thank you Andy but they don't sel irn-Bru in Ireland, what should I drink instead?

[Novo]

OMG Thank you Andy but they don't sel irn-Bru in Ireland, what should I drink instead?

Some Indian tonic water

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i made a thread for you the other day but it got deleted :sad:

[Tom]

Just go KFC instead

[\PJ/]

indian tonic water taste's like lynx.

[Novo]

Very Buttery Cheese Biscuits

You'll need some savoury plain biscuits and some very buttery butter and some Cheese

Step 1)Spread the butter onto the biscuits nice and evenly and make sure their is a good portion of butter on each one so it is nice and flavoury

Step 2) Slice the cheese into little cubes or squares

step 3) Place the cheese on the biscuits and make sure every area of the biscuits are covered with a cube or square of cheese

Step 4) Eat and Enjoy




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[Jessica.]

Very Buttery Cheese Biscuits

You'll need some savoury plain biscuits and some very buttery butter and some Cheese

Step 1)Spread the butter onto the biscuits nice and evenly and make sure their is a good portion of butter on each one so it is nice and flavoury

Step 2) Slice the cheese into little cubes or squares

step 3) Place the cheese on the biscuits and make sure every area of the biscuits are covered with a cube or square of cheese

Step 4) Eat and Enjoy




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:worship:
I think you are the best at preparing food out of You, Thomas and Locke.

[Novo]

New season of Cooking with Novo starting soon

[Niamh.]

any special Halloween dishes for us Novo?

[Shaun]

looks like I'm gonna have to make another Ocado order soon

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am here for this as I need some inspiration for autumn


i am perched on my chopping board (or The Beano annual 1976 to give it its full title)

[Black Dagger]

I think that sounds great.

wot do you think people?

[lostalex]

OMG Thank you Andy but they don't sel irn-Bru in Ireland, what should I drink instead?

I've heard that irn-bru tastes like what we call cream soda in the USA. I've never tried irn-bru though, so i can't confirm that, but i do love cream soda.

[Josy]

I've heard that irn-bru tastes like what we call cream soda in the USA. I've never tried irn-bru though, so i can't confirm that, but i do love cream soda.

Irn bru tastes nothing NOTHING Like cream soda.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cream soda :flutter:

[Ramsay]

:joker: :joker:

[Marsh.]

I've heard that irn-bru tastes like what we call cream soda in the USA. I've never tried irn-bru though, so i can't confirm that, but i do love cream soda.

Is Cream Soda the green stuff? Tastes nothing like it. :think:

[LukeB]

Irn bru tastes nothing NOTHING Like cream soda.

[2]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can we stay on topic

[Josy]

Is Cream Soda the green stuff? Tastes nothing like it. :think:

No

[Jessica.]

Cream soda looks like fizzy urine buy it has a very unique taste

[Liam-]

Cream soda is clear.. at least in my experience it is :think:

[T*]

those are chicken goujions

[Crimson Dynamo]

barrs, who make ba bru, do an excellent Cream Soda. I had a can of it the other day when I had a rare Haggis Supper fae the chipper in Stirling.

Normally, of course, I would had a glass bottle of ba bru

[Drew.]

I am doing my weekly shop tonight so if you could let us know the ingredients we will be needing that would be great

[Marsh.]

No

Lies spotted. :smug:

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[Crimson Dynamo]

I am hoping for some tips at Chrimbo


As I will be doing the Turkey


:bawling:

[Josy]

Lies spotted. :smug:

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WTF even is that imposter

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[Shaun]

who cares it tastes horrible

[Marsh.]

I am hoping for some tips at Chrimbo


As I will be doing the Turkey


:bawling:

Does your wife know she's been given that nickname?

[Marsh.]

D: I am shocked Josy. I've only ever seen it green. :think:

[Liam-]

Lies spotted. :smug:

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That's just a glass of creme de menthe isn't it? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

I've never tasted Irn Bru or Crean Soda

[Crimson Dynamo]

Does your wife know she's been given that nickname?

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kicking a man when he is down

bad morsh:nono:

[Josy]

I've never tasted Irn Bru or Crean Soda

don't even really like fizzy drinks, I do sometimes get a notion for a big glass of cold irn bru though.

It was the only hangover cure when we were younger too :laugh:

[Liam-]

Does your wife know she's been given that nickname?

omg

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've never tasted Irn Bru or Crean Soda

D:

[Niamh.]

don't even really like fizzy drinks, I do sometimes get a notion for a big glass of cold irn bru though.

It was the only hangover cure when we were younger too :laugh:

what flavour is it?

[Josy]

what flavour is it?

Well umm it's just irn bru flavour :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

what flavour is it?

:fist: Irn Bru flavour

[Crimson Dynamo]

lol

jinx

[Niamh.]

D:

One of these days I'm going to go to Scotland for a square sausage sandwich and a can of Irn Bru

[Niamh.]

Well umm it's just irn bru flavour :laugh:

:fist: Irn Bru flavour

Well that's very helpful, cheers :unsure:

[Liam-]

what flavour is it?

That one question has just blown my mind D:

[Josy]

One of these days I'm going to go to Scotland for a square sausage sandwich and a can of Irn Bru

:joker::joker:

Oooh snobby, that would be 'a piece on sausage' here

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker::joker:

Oooh snobby, that would be 'a piece on sausage' here

:joker:


then she could have a plate of soup


(not Ebola soup)

[Josy]

:joker:


then she could have a plate of soup


(not Ebola soup)

:joker:

[Niamh.]

:joker::joker:

Oooh snobby, that would be 'a piece on sausage' here

a piece??? a piece of what??

[Josy]

a piece??? a piece of what??

I knew you were going to ask that, thats what we call the sandwich/bread

[Crimson Dynamo]

a piece??? a piece of what??

Mind you

You would need to get yer messages in for that

[Liam-]

I knew you were going to ask that, thats what we call the sandwich/bread

That doesn't make sense :sad:

[Niamh.]

Mind you

You would need to get yer messages in for that

I know messages, people use that here :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I knew you were going to ask that, thats what we call the sandwich/bread

Wouldn't it make more sense to say sausage in pieces then :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wouldn't it make more sense to say sausage in pieces then :think:

You can also have a piece n jam

and kids take their play piece to school

[Niamh.]

You can also have a piece n jam

and kids take their play piece to school

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[Marsh.]

That's just a glass of creme de menthe isn't it? :suspect:

Don't be revolting.

[Josy]

Novo hurry up