The Blunt Thread.

[Shaun]

Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.

[BOOSH]

Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language

[Zippy]

I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

I know the thread isnt about porn but...

[MTVN]

Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.

Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language

I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

I know the thread isnt about porn but...

:laugh:

[Ramsay]

http://www.concept420.com/images/how_to_roll_a_blunt.jpg

[Shaun]

is that a toilet roll? D:

[30stone]

I dont watch porn anymore.. lol..

And no thats a blunt unrolled.

[Vicky.]

Should rename this 'the porn thread' D:

[Josy]

http://www.concept420.com/images/how_to_roll_a_blunt.jpg

^ This is what I thought this thread was about :hugesmile:

[Zippy]

^ This is what I thought this thread was about :hugesmile:

I thought it was gonna be about James Blunt. No, really.

one of us has a warped mind.

[Ramsay]

I dont watch porn anymore.. lol..

And no thats a blunt unrolled.

yeah i was just in a hurry to get it in before anyone else did so picked the first picture lol

[Benjamin]

Back to the subject of porn I HATE when it has that shitty music in the background. It's like they have hired some 80's disco tribute band to play while 'the fridge is being fixed'
.
Such a turn off :bored:

[Claymores]

Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language

lzQ1H6Nsups

[BOOSH]

Back to the subject of porn I HATE when it has that shitty music in the background. It's like they have hired some 80's disco tribute band to play while 'the fridge is being fixed'
.
Such a turn off :bored:

Yes!!!

[BOOSH]

http://www.concept420.com/images/how_to_roll_a_blunt.jpg

:love:

[Jessica.]

:shocked:

[Benjamin]

:love:

I feel the :love: too. I got my green gold in my hand :hugesmile:

[Beastie]

Nothing like a bit of Babestation to get you in the mood.

[Jessica.]

I quite like the smell of weed, I would never smoke it or anything though. D:

[King Gizzard]

Okkkk then

[zotler.]

There are many things I could post in this thread. :(

[Ramsay]

pj1X4rnN0LE&feature=related

[Benjamin]

pj1X4rnN0LE&feature=related

:shocked:

My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMUT!

:bawling:

[Ramsay]

watch it its hilarious
its a prank

[zotler.]

Nothing like a bit of Babestation to get you in the mood.
Where do I know this girl from?!
http://www.imagechunk.com/images/ree1309bs2.jpg
I tried google on her but IDK.

[Jessica.]

:laugh3: I was wondering why you stopped replying to me zozo..

[zotler.]

OMG HAHAHA That video is brilliant, and WTF Jessica, I just told you that I speak Serbian!

[King Gizzard]

Where do I know this girl from? Oh yea, I know

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/Bex-10-for-LL.jpg

[Jessica.]

OMG HAHAHA That video is brilliant, and WTF Jessica, I just told you that I speak Serbian!

:bawling: I said that before I saw you said that.

[Benjamin]

Where do I know this girl from? Oh yea, I know

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/Bex-10-for-LL.jpg

What the hell is that mess?

[zotler.]

Does she still do babe shows? Hahaha.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Going on an air-plane and sticking my fingers up my bum.

[Claymores]

Going on an air-plane and sticking my fingers up my bum.

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

[Benjamin]

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

:laugh2:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

:joker:

Try it!

No, seriously, I had severe wind.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

People will probably think I'm making that up, but when an emergency requires action an emergency requires action.

[Josy]

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

:laugh3:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Goldfish lip syncs gets rid of ear popping.

That or suck a sweet.

[zotler.]

I hope you washed your hands after, Thomas. D:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

It actually isn't Claymores. Dafty Ian!

It does something to your bladder though because I couldn't control myself when doing it. :(

[Vicky.]

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

PMSL :laugh2:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Yep. I washed my hands and walked out with a smile on my face.

The relief.

[BOOSH]

I feel the :love: too. I got my green gold in my hand :hugesmile:

Lucky!!

[Novo]

Whilst we are on the Subject off Porn

My favourite Categories/Pornstars are

Blonde
Cougar
Money talks
lesbian
At work

1) kayla synz
2) priya rai
3) Kristina cross
4) Bree olsen
5) Lacey Duvalle

[zotler.]

Blonde seems extremely generic...

[Novo]

it's generic for a reason

[Claymores]

Blonde seems extremely generic...

http://www.totalclean.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mayor-boris-johnson.jpg

[Novo]

http://www.totalclean.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mayor-boris-johnson.jpg

Is that straight from the claymores wank bank.. that doesn't surprise me one bit i bet you have Samaras and Hooper in there as well

[Claymores]

Is that straight from the claymores wank bank.. that doesn't surprise me one bit i bet you have Samaras and Hooper in there as well

Nope - it was a comment on your generic blondes Dorothy

[Novo]

Nope - it was a comment on your generic blondes Dorothy

You have a blonde girl in your avatar... :crazy:

[Claymores]

You have a blonde girl in your avatar... :crazy:


That a female tho - was under the impression that might not be your thing.......it's maybe just the impression I got because of your 'special friend'

[Novo]

That a female tho - was under the impression that might not be your thing.......it's maybe just the impression I got because of your 'special friend'

Your the one posting picture of blonde men lotso.. don't turn this on to me you want a bit of Boris.. you dirty old man :bored:

[Marc]

Referring to original topic.

I hate when porn vids are only 2 minutes long.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hate music in porn *_*

[Claymores]

i hate music in porn *_*

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Bk-wO-1564s/Sf5VY9rmI2I/AAAAAAAACIs/ZP3SXDYPCEw/s400/Sex-O-Rama+2+Classic+Adult+Film+Music.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

My airplane incident was removed.

It actually did happen. :bawling:

I was a very ill man.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

It wasn't removed.

I'm seeing things.

I've only just woken up.

[Locke.]

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/James_Blunt_789242.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/James_Blunt_789242.jpg

'Goodbye My Lover'.

Legend.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no.

[Tom]

Going back to porn, I think most of it is hysterical and I don't see how people can get turned on by it, good example to use is porn that involves pizza deliveries and they open the pizza lid and there is a giant cock there and she starts sucking away :laugh2:

I also have a sick taste when it comes to porn, I like ones that if they were real they would be sick and twisted like rape and incest and stuff

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Going back to porn, I think most of it is hysterical and I don't see how people can get turned on by it, good example to use is porn that involves pizza deliveries and they open the pizza lid and there is a giant cock there and she starts sucking away :laugh2:

I also have a sick taste when it comes to porn, I like ones that if they were real they would be sick and twisted like rape and incest and stuff

:dog:

[Tom]

:dog:

not into beastiality though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

not into beastiality though

ikr

rape/incest > beastiality

[Claymores]

ikr

rape/incest > beastiality

A debate on the relative merits of the two eh?

Is that a first for TIBB I wonder?! :)

[Tom]

A debate on the relative merits of the two eh?

Is that a first for TIBB I wonder?! :)

only in porn

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:angel: