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Novo
09-12-2010, 09:50 PM
Jehovas Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to **** off.
Marc
09-12-2010, 09:50 PM
ha2
Jessica.
09-12-2010, 09:52 PM
Jehova's Witnesses knocked on my door recently and I hid from them, they just stood there at my door for like 25 minutes, no lie. Telling each other jokes and stuff. D: They had matching coats on too. :|
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
09-12-2010, 09:53 PM
Jehova's Witnesses knocked on my door recently and I hid from them, they just stood there at my door for like 25 minutes, no lie. Telling each other jokes and stuff. D: They had matching coats on too. :|

:joker::joker::joker:
Jack_
09-12-2010, 10:12 PM
:laugh2:
Legend killer
09-12-2010, 10:14 PM
Lol
Miss Ivy Balls
09-12-2010, 10:39 PM
I got visited by a Jehovas Witness once.

She was carrying a bag of tricks and wanted to come in for sex.

No word of a lie either.

I told her to sling her hook. She left my door and only went and offered the same thing to number 43 over the road. :bored:
30stone
09-12-2010, 10:44 PM
Lol...

When they knocked on my door in actually invited them in, and asked them what they were all about..


"i dont ****ing know ive never got this far" was their reply.
Niall
09-12-2010, 10:53 PM
I got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses and my devout Catholic Nan was looking after me that day.

She started having a massive argument with them while I was rofl'ing. :laugh2:
Miss Ivy Balls
09-12-2010, 11:02 PM
What actually is a Jehovas Witness?
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
09-12-2010, 11:46 PM
some of them are really hot though >_<

you would expect them to be old and ugly but they arent :amazed:

2 of them knocked on my house and they were fit as fook and my mum answered the door and i was looking through through the window practically drooling and i was like right bitch you better let those two in here now! anyway she didnt *_*
Stacey.
09-12-2010, 11:48 PM
some of them are really hot though >_<

you would expect them to be old and ugly but they arent :amazed:

2 of them knocked on my house and they were fit as fook and my mum answered the door and i was looking through through the window practically drooling and i was like right bitch you better let those two in here now! anyway she didnt *_*

:laugh: